I'm an oldfag now in my late 20s and my nephews and nieces are starting to want to play games with me. Thing is I'm a PC fag and only have one xbox controller
What're games where I can play with my 9 year old nephew and 13 year old niece and have a wholesome time
Microsoft Dun Goof'd
Borderlands: The Handsome Collection is set Free on the Xbox Marketplace right now. Go! go! go!
>6 year old cousin comes over to my house
>ask him if he wants to play Xbox
>he plays halo for 3 hours
>I log on the next day
>7 new friend requests and one guy asking how big my tits are
Could you assholes stop trying to pick up chicks through video games? I think I get why women dont play video games now
>make female character
>sweet talk neckbeards into thinking I'm a cute gril irl
>get tons of free shit and gold
>rinse and repeat
I would feel bad if it wasn't so fucking easy.
I can't imagine how painful it is for people to constantly desire you. It's a real tragedy of society.
Women must live their day to day lives coping with being wanted.
They can just mute people they don't wanna hear, like guys can do when some tryhard is calling them a faggot or something.
Where did mecha games go? They were fun.
>From Software is supporting Switch
For what purpose?
I'm wanting to get the original Resident Evil and the Dualshock version seems to be cheaper and easier to get. Aside from the basement song everyone jokes about, is the music bad enough to make getting the normal Director's Cuts worth it? Are there any other differences which make the Dualshock version inferior?
>s the music bad enough to make getting the normal Director's Cuts worth it?
Yes. It also LACKS the promised non-censored, colored FMV cutscenes, so there is literally no reason to get the Dual Shock edition.
Besides, playing tank-control games with analog sticks is god awful. D-Pad is the undeniable king here.
And just to make it clear, the version of RE1 in PSN Store indeed IS that awful Dual Shock Edition.
I read that the EU and JP PSN versions are the normal Director's Cut. Since I don't have an EU account and can't be bothered to make one, I'm thinking about getting the Japanese version. Is there much text? I've been studying Japanese for a while now so it wouldn't be too bad as long as I can take my time. I know the voice acting is still in English so I won't have to read the subtitles or anything.
Can everyone agree that this is the best shooter in the last decade?
>those satisfying, tight and fun as fuck guns
>that enemy AI that would hunt you like a fucking dog
This decade's Half-Life.
It still pisses me off how shit Fear 2 and 3 turned out.
>mfw when the Switch is actually good
Name me 10 PC games that will require the highest requirements
>that one game that everyone likes but is actually shit
Cs:go Is a massive downgrade from cs 1.4/1.5
Overwatch's lack of depth is laughably awful
Pokemon is nothing but babby's first RPG.
What are some games that let me be an unrepentant edgy asshole?
What went wrong?
2) 1-2 heroes per year
3) tinker, furion, and other boring to play against cheesy heroes are still in the game, and not only that, they're constantly getting buffs because there are shitters on this planet who don't know how to use shift key
4) implemented unintended things and bugs from the first game and called them features
5) b-b-but muh prize pools!
basically dota 2 is a swamp, nothing really new and interesting is coming
What were you, a king, Anon?
>never experienced any hardship in money.
>Since in your previous life you were given a gift of fortune-telling, you should try it again today!
>You just need to let your friends know about this webpage. They can also have a laugh at it and can find out about who they were in their previous lives. However, if you do not tell anyone about this page, your life will turn into hell! We do not want to worry you but do you want to take chances?!
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What is with the commercial anime Hollywood shit and corporate rock pop in this game? What the fuck happened between Xenoblade and this game for this to happen?
This sounds like diluted butt rock from a WWE wrestling game.
Takahashi/Monolith, you fucked up.
>25 years in development
what happened lmao
I've never played a metroid game, is it safe to start with Zero Mission? Is metroid II worth playing?
Anyone on /v/ sorta hyped for this game? Not shilling or anything, but it's from the developers who made E.Y.E Divine Cybermancy which is a /v/ favorite for a reason. It does look good although I haven't seen gameplay only screenshots.
I have a similar outlook. Although eternal crusade has made me keep my hypeness to a low simmer.
I loved the game play in vermintide and the feel of the weapons. So hoping for more of the same but with a more technically advance grim darkness.
It's time to admit that Reach was the best of the series.
I'll admit it was better than ODST.
But what's with the seriously fucked grenades? They're complete garbage.
In the first game, they were fucking GRENADES. They FUCK things UP. Finding any was a seriously good feeling.
why is every single leader in this game a sperg?
>mom he picked a different government than me
SHOT THROUGH THE HEART
What are some of the most egregious examples of jewery in the vidya industry?
Jewzard's Starcraft 2 split has to be way up there
>STILL has a cash shop
>Has EXCLUSIVE items that are cash-shop only
>Release a chinese dress glamour that was already released as a promotional item in China to NA
>It costs $18, twice the price of the previous glamours
>It's per-character, the previous glamours were account wide
Most probably won't remember or even know of it, but a bunch of household EA titles like NFS and the EA Sports games back on the 360 had a shitload of cheat DLCs that you can buy for like $5 a pop I think, giving things like cars and money instantly. Most focused on the Horse Armor shit but I thought having DLC cheat codes was even worse.
i'm working on a autohotkey script that lets me bind the 720 motion required for zangief's ultra to a single key, since it's impossible to do it consistently (or at all) on a keyboard and it sucks because I like zangief (inb4 gief player in sfv) and cant find a way to do it. for sfv AND usf4
since sfv doesn't allow keyboard rebinding like usf4 did we're forced to use an app such as autohotkey to rebind
this is my current script
Space::w ; Up
Down::s ; Down
Left::a ; Left
Right::d ; Right
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>on a keyboard
get a hitbox or DS4 you fucking povo loser
The Nintendo Switch is Nintendo's exit from the home console market.
On the surface, it's just a handheld w/HDMI out. A handheld that can play console quality games. But a handheld nonetheless.
When did you come to this realization? Took the initial hype to die down before it dawned on me.
Post your anonymonster.
Anyone know where the Tournament Host/OHRRPGCE guy is? 13 points to allocate
ITT: vidya with working mirrors
WOW I HAD NO IDEA SHE'D ACTUALLY DO IT
My favorite line is
>Y'know, there's something really wrong with this whole scene. You gotta be a total fucking whore to stand naked on the street and catch jizz from some guy jerkin' off on the rooftop. And what's the deal with this guy? Either he's got a huge dick, or he's a dwarf. I mean what the fuck kind of game is this?!