You work for Tim Schafer and are tasked to give him an idea of what new video game his company should make, but with only one goal in mind: this game has to have sure-enough appeal to sell millions in a short amount of time.
What do you tell him?
>Weeb looking characters
>Slow MMO combat in a single player game
>Horrible pop-in textures
>Cringey voice acting
"Yeah fuck western releases, this is game of the year 2015!"
The setting and theme are cool, but Jesus this game feels like it's a good 4 years behind. If it wasn't restricted to the WiiU perhaps it might have been decent.
what cliches do you know in horror games
>elevator not working
>elevators don't work
>some of the stairs are blocked off by massive amounts of furniture for some reason
Where the fuck is all the gear in this game? Looks like I'm going to have to beat it with Fluted Armor+winged spear again. I blame tendency.
when was the last time ya played minecraft
Could someone please explain to me how Minecraft became a cultural phenomenon? What did this game do to achieve such popularity?
Why don't you own a Vita /v/?
It's a beautiful piece of hardware unlike the 3ds with great exclusives
I swear these games get way too much praise and attention.
Do you guys remember this autistic fuck?
He only plays Hearthstone now
>buy Nuclear Throne on Vita
>aims like shit
>game almost crashes when you kill Big Dog
>your house is now cold because of all the draft and shit
anally fuckyour character
You literally (literally) could be making some of the best Hotline Miami 2 maps of all time
Why aren't you?
Literally Reddit: The Faction
>i hope you all are disarming those nukes?
>ps4 - 249
>ps3 - 128
>one - 60
>360 - 36
>steam - 7386
anyone getting this on Early Access tomorrow?
Kickstarter/Preorder people should have their release Steam keys now in their email that you purchased with.
Unfortunately no preload option.
Supposed to unlock at 3:00AM tomorrow according to email.
I was thinking about it and then decided that I'd rather save my 40 bucks and play PR until Squad gets more content. Once it does release, make a thread or two, I'm curious as to how it plays.