Hi, I'm Daisy!
>lmao it took 20 of you to kill me
>it really did take 20 of them to kill me
>Metroid Other M comes out in 2010
>is almost universally panned
>fans clamour for a new Metroid game
>we finally get one 6 years later
>Federation Force is a sub par spin off nobody asked for
>nobody buys FF both because it's not what they wanted and a bad game
>Nintendo assumes the entire Metroid brand is totally unprofitable
>Nintendo assumes its fans are unreliable and don't know what they want
>Metroid as a series is retired
>AM2R is highly popular, proves there's still a demand for traditional Metroid side scrollers
>issue a DMCA and take it down
>refuse to create a new 2D Metroid
>then, create a 2D 3DS platformer spin off Pikmin title nobody asked for
>the Pikmin side scroller will also sell badly because it's mediocre and not what the fans want
>it selling badly will convince Nintendo its fans don't like Pikmin anymore
What the hell is going on? How hard is it to make a single good decision?
SHUT UP AND BUY MORE HAPPY MEAL TOYS OR WE'LL DMCA YOUR LIFE, GOY
They're cheap and quick. Almost all of Nintendo's staff is developing for the NX and they need SOMETHING for the next year before it comes out, especially on the 3DS which is actually still popular.
Identify a fault
>too rounded and stubby
>worse colors, no black to offset the rest
>replaces cute animal mouth with generic smiley
>tail doesn't even look like a lightning bolt anymore
>gets some worthless gimmick ability instead of Levitate, which would also justify the Psychic type instead of their stupid "le pancakes...
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1) Download game from https://docs.google.com/document/d/1_rZhy-LiMrssUpp3Pf8Zwz5ia2CY1VTkulXKYwkAJVU/edit
2) Join the /v/ server: Attorney Online Vidya
3) Join Courtroom 2
Let's get some defending, prosecuting, judging, witnessing, indicting going. I'll be waiting y'all.
How accurate is this?
Finally got around to playing it
I'm on Prime 1 (of course). Do i actually need to scan every orange thing? I dont wanna waste my time scanning meaningless shit, so i thought I'd ask you guys
How can human men even compete?
Less than an hour until the next FUCKING NOTHING drops!
SOMA doesn't look bad, did any of you lot bite?
10 dollars for Soma isn't a bad deal. The monsters felt a little unnecessary, but it was a good ride for about 9 hours. It was pretty linear, there's not much content you can possibly miss, so your playtime won't differ.
But it was high-concept science fiction done right, sweet graphics, good sense of humor, good voice acting.
Judging from the decent quality of HiB's bundles lately (esp. the Sierra one) I'm PRAYING this is something good for once. They can be really hit or miss.
Should I have a drink with this lovely lady who is all alone now after her husband died?
After running away from her in circles while hauling flashbangs I managed to hack the autoturrets which fucked her up.
Good riddence, derailed cunt.
Someone needs to shoop sad Ethan into the background of one of the first two panels
This is Juri. Say something nice to her
Buying stuff on origin.
One incompetent pajeet is enough to turn you off a company?
Where the fuck are you going to buy from that doesn't have shit support?
why did you buy 100 euro of bullshit anyway, sounds like you're not that much more competent
What did you expect from EA?
Nothing they have done after Spore has been worth even close to full price.
If this post appears, sage has been disabled. What the fuck Hiroshimoot?
>Enemies can open doors
>Doors can heal you
Where would you tickle Poison?
So how do you find Vlad?
Didn't get the new DLC yet, but gonna get it soon.
Vlad was already best VC, but he borders on broken here. Starting with Blood Knights and Vargheists makes his army damn strong from the get go, and then there's the vanguard formation.
But bright side is, I never have to play as Mannfred or any of those fuckboy Necromancers again.
Don't forget that he also gets a nifty trait that allows his non-hero units to gradually get experience every turn.
They get 230 exp, but this also affects other VC armies, but they only get 150 exp.
AKA: The undead get stronger with every turn.
Indeed. He's one hell of a beatstick. As he should be.
Friendly reminder not to stick your dick in crazy.
Jus blayed bf1 beta and omg guise its terribad! The shooting is soooo bad like wtf dice ha ha fucking and people say cod is shit ?
Killing Floor 2 is close to being good now
demo got made relevant by the zedd resistances
SMGs are nice, Sharpshooter is back
>game includes a populist faction
>it's always led by an irish person
why is this, when did this meme start
first example: bioshock
second example: allien crossfire for sid meier's alpha centauri
this came out in like 1998, so this meme is pretty old. Was it a movie or something that started it? The only movie involving irish people can think of is titanic.
Can anyone get Zenyatta to carry a bad team in solo que? I just can't do it.
Do I need to get gud? Or is this the curse of playing support?
ITT: games only you played
I liked Second Sight, loved the scope for the sniper, was fun.
>that one game everyone on earth hates, but you love
what's her name /v/?
>liking Dawn of the Dragon
Eat shit. With your taste you would no doubt find it delicious.
>Loved it on PS2, wanted to get it on PS3 to see if it held up
>mfw each copy goes for $80+
I know it's bad, but I enjoyed it.
Y'all know what "suck the heads" means?
how many people bought a vita to hack it?
>That feel when you fall for the mobage meme
You walk down the street and this dude smacks your gfs ass
What you gonna do?
You guys excited for this or unsure or what? I've kind of got mixed feelings about it right now. First, worth noting a few tech things that article (or WSJ) don't: the old style ROM cartridges are not the same thing as "flash" (currently generally NAND-based). Flash is rewritable (though that can be prevented at the hardware chip level of course), and NAND also naturally degrades at rest, it's got a lifetime of about 10-15 years tops even if it's not touched due to gate breakdown. So if they're using NAND I'm not sure how that'll be for collectors, old style ROMs and even high quality pressed (different from consumer burned) optical discs could last way, WAY longer then that. Also, cheap flash also is much slower then pricey stuff, getting speed out of flash requires a good controller chip and channel saturation, RAM etc which all adds cost.
All that said, I still think the world isn't ready for pure digital consoles due to bad infrastructure investments by governments (particularly America, given its market size). So something is needed. And even a slow cheap bit of flash is faster and much physically smaller then optical, which matters if the NX is portable. A 32 gig SDHC card in bulk 1000+ is only like $5 so it's not that huge a premium for physical production, particularly since there will be savings from cutting packaging size (outside of LEs which are premium anyway). So I do think it'd be feasible. It might help them with piracy a bit for a few years. The size and being solid state could be a benefit on the road. I sort of like the idea of loading via the base station, but just a simple cartridge system might be more normie friendly.
You guys want to see the return of cartridges for a home console?
most of your post is irrelevant. If they use cards, they will use non re writeable tech, that lasts forever and cost a fraction of the re writeable stuff for obvious reason.
it's not gonna be 5$ for 32 gb, but 5$ for 100.