Which video game has the best story, /v/?
>implying any video game's "interactive" story branches like that
99% of interactive stories are just one line with pointless side quests that change one or two lines of dialogue
How is deep dungeon treating you? Having fun with silver chests always being trapped?
It's my second ps3 (bought it 2 months ago) and the SYSTEM IS GETTING TOO HOT.
Help me /v/, fookin help me
So, what happened?
retsuprae was occasionally funny, but like lots of occasionally funny mock [whatevers], they eventually crawl up their own unfunny asshole and either disappear or become a shadow of their former selves.
>I have clinical depression and the past 2 or 3 days have been particularly bad. I started my game up and opened up this letter from my favorite villager
Nintendo is hands down the best.
nintendo gets it sometimes, games are mainly distractions for how frustrating life is and nintendo games just cheer people up
Has there ever been a greater scam artist in gaming history? He sold himself as this visionary who was the creator of mega man. Turns out he was only an artist and a producer. He had some impact on the series, but the Mega Man fanbase thought that he personally directed all the games.
Without Kickstarter and MN9, he'd probably go down in gaming history as a visionary, instead of a fraud. For that we can thank him.
I've heard he's pretty clueless on gameplay, and it's the rest of the team that comes up with that stuff. Plus the plots for 4, Peace Walker, and V were all pretty terrible. I suspect his co-writers were what kept him in check.
I do think he's a good visual director (to the point where he probably shouldn't even be making games, but movies) and an insanely good trailer editor. And he's good at creating male hero stories.
Name 10 flaws
>game is literally made easy for casuals that couldn't play csgo
NICE GAME OVERKEKS
Did Dragonball Z ever get in trouble for copying Sonic?
Is it possible to accurately describe the feeling of ejaculation?
How many times a day do you think Venom sharpened his knife to one day plunge it into Quiet's heart?
Need some hardcore escapism. Please help me find a game to play for hours upon hours anon. Looking for something preferably multi-player. Single is fine though.
Here are some games I've sunk many hours into recently:
>Space Station 13
>Arma 3: Epoch
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How do you make a game funny?
I KNOW THAT
Because we haven't had enough threads about her.
My main point of issue is there are no black people in FFXV, Sazh was the best part of FF13
LOOKS LIKE A BAD POKEMON CHOICE
Worst Persona opening ever.
>game start with you fighting final boss in tutorial
>the entire game is flash back
>move/tv show is mostly a flashback
>you need to watch the entire series with some shitty filter over it all the time
My men would like to have would about your purse and your
mount and blade thread
May erdocunt not steal our bannerlord
>Single handedly took over a town
>Im sorry you dont deserve that. But for the death of all the elite troops you‘ve spend in the siege battle i will give you 300 gold as comprehension.
Is there any enemy worse than a blitz? I played dmc 4 back when I had a 360 but decided to give it a second go via the special edition on the ps4. Went the lady/Trish route and these things are fucking my shit up as Trish. I don't remember them being nearly this painful with Dante.
>Decent Pandora's box, but kind of slow to get out
>Can't hit it without electricity damage
Am I missing something or are these things just shitty. Also, dmc4 thread?
Lucifer swords work if you get them to stick to him. They really fuck him up.
Jump 'n Shoot with Pandora's box.
Remember: he's blind. Literally any sound you make will alert him. That even includes weapon and style switching.
Also: If you don't make a peep and there are non-Blitz enemies nearby, the Blitz will teamkill. It's hilarious.
Jumping and walking is mostly okay for skirting around him.
When his shield is down go for a Distortion Real Impact if you can.
My HD 7950 died today. What can I get for really cheap that lets me play games somewhat decently?
Is there any chance it will be good?
PokemonGO was released in Japan 3 hours ago.
Monster Strike and PazuDora is fighting for the #1 spot for 2 years now, then this happened.
literally the whole world and two boards. YOU DONT MATTER
So this is the tech behind No Man's Sky "Super formula"
Enjoy and post screenshots.
This game is going to flop so hard, it literally has no content.
They just make a formula to rearrange some shit tier assets in a billion different ways and call that "content".
Look, i created a "new" no mans sky animal.
>all planets only have one climate/biome each
>planets are miles away (note some trailers show short travel to moons, not planets which are much further away)
>can rename any creature/planet, but doing so is completely redudant given the fact there's no reason to stay on a planet and chances of another player seeing said planet is almost 0
>the online "multiplayer" is extremely...
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How do I beat her now? She pretty much always has shields.
Anybody else not really give a shit about this anymore?
Will there ever be a space opera game about philosophy, sociology, and ethics instead of violent space explosions?
Takei is Japanese, first off. And secondly, the character he played wasn't gay.
>The actor playing Sulu in nuTrek decided to make his Sulu gay in honor of Takei
>Takei spoke out, said it was dumb.
What a piece of shit fucking boss. FUCK. And the run back is even more bullshit. Who thought that was a good idea? Fuck you Fromsoft
Run back isn't that bad if you know how to do it. Just book it past the hunters, use the boulder to kill the beasts, then sprint past the big guy while he kills the townspeople who open the door. It's definitely a little annoying but I got pretty good at it in between Laurence raping me.
>SJWs don't exist in Japan
well yeah, they live in a conformist society where they work six days a week and can get fired for not staying late in the office without pay.
so they don't really have any concept of fairness.