OUR STORY SO FAR
And with that, we will continue the riveting tale of PS1 loading.
forgot to post it in the last thread so here goes
you could've just asked me
Well Microshill, I must admit, I didn't think that mongrel mutt of yours would even find the starting line. Congratulations.
Save it for the Loser Circle, Sonybrony. Xbox happens to be in the best shape of his life.
-You know that horrifying grinding noise some Xbones make? Yeah, that's happening here.-
I bring a relic from the past.
Fate fortold this
Dear god that noise hurts my soul. All of those games except maybe DR3 are total shit, and yet it still burns deep within me.
someone pls be screencaping the rest of this
We're ready to start the shilling of the American masses.
Anything symbolized as Patrick is a way of making fun of things.
And do you even know how much that rock had to go through? Heck, you are the one bringing consolewarshit in this thread. I just want to enjoy it.
Spongebob threads, just like Spongebob games, are far better than they have any right to be.
Okay, PS4, let's show these common, inferior consoles the true meaning of superior hardware!
Alright Xbox, listen up, the competition is going to be fierce. You're the Xbone, the VCR, the >always online. Everybody's already counting you out. Now get out there and win, so we can rub Sony's big fat nose in it!
motherfucker, nearly every post is a laff
This is what you've been training for, WiiU. Please understand, this is why you're here!
Iwata says "please understand" a lot in the Directs, usually to apologize if the game releases for the Wii U are coming out slowly.
Neogaf were the ones who tried to make it a meme before /v/
And they're off! With Sony rep, PS4, rocketing out of the starting blocks, leaving the other two competitors in the dust!
And they've been making fun of it themselves in ones after that. Along with "Directly to you", Sakurai almost doing it like three times during the smash bros direct was hilarious
What are you doing, XBox?! The race has started! You let PS4 take the lead! Let's go, Xbox. Start showing games! You're blowing everything we trained for! Blowing it!
It's okay, WiiU. You show your Nintendo Direct when you feel like it.
Everything WAS better in the past BECAUSE we had more thread like this except for one key difference
They weren't constantly molested by faggots screeching about how they didn't like the joke.
I guess you could say
it's all out of grind.
Xbox, are you listening to me?! Get the kinect out of your pants right now!
Don't give me that look! I said now, mister! Get going, Xbox! Show Sunset Overdrive! Show games! GOGOGOGO
And there goes Xbox One out of the starting gate. Oh, hang on, folks.
Not good enough, Xbox, not good enough! Faster! Cheaper! More games!
This 'parody' isn't based on the whole show, it's based on this one scenario. Protagonists are also not always likeable, so I don't know what you're trying to imply by bringing this up.
Idort is the superior choice, but to be honest the PS4 and XB1 dont exactly have impressive enough libraries to justify the space they take up on my desk
The WiiU on the other hand does.
Then not even the character of Patrik, that you describe as likeable, isn't true. He's painted like an idiot here, and so is nintendo. So you all "buh buh muh nintendo pandering" is just plain stupid. Because not in this episode nor in other episodes, Patrik is painted as a likeable character.
No, he's painted as the guy who's taking it easy while his peers are tryharding, peers who despite trying hard will ultimately lose to the "idiot", making them even worse.
I mean I'm not sure if you're just too stupid to see this or chock full of fanboy cognitive dissonance but it's not healthy.
Come on, Xbox, it's a race! A race! Have you heard of 'em?! People are talking Xbox! They know you can't run Watchdogs! FASTER FASTER FASTER!
You fucked up
0/10 shit thread
fair enough, but at the moment it seems like most of the JRPGs are still coming out on the PS3
I might get an XBone in a few years myself, since I dont really care about JRPGs, and by then it might have a few good gaems
>the sheer number of people who INSTANTLY responded to OP's slight slip up just to be haughty and condescending about it
You people will really do anything to feel superior won't you?
Yes, I'm entirely aware of the irony in my post
Yeah, most Japanese devs will probably take a while to switch over, same thing happened with the PS2->PS3 transition, PS2 exclusives were still coming out for like 2-3 years after the PS3 was out. I think the last Super Robot Wars game on the PS2 came out in like 2009.
An now comes the part where Xbox turns 360 degrees too much