You're in a club and this guy slaps your girlfriend's ass.
What do you do?
Run distraction on my horse while my Sharpshooters and Sergeants continue doing God's work. If things look dire for me, beat a brief tactical retreat and send in the Mamlukes.
what are some good strategies for taking over everything in the game, /v/?
currently at war with the faggot nords and even though im killing them in the thousands and they only kill my guys in the tens they wont give up because im "A lord without a master"
How the fuck do you get Lords to join your cause. I'm great friends with some of the Jarl turned Emir lords and they say everything about joining me sounds great but then they say that they don't want to betray the Sultanate even though they had a perfectly good time betraying King Ragnar.
I hired a bunch of mercenaries and trained a bunch of recruits to decent soldiers and took one of their castles and proclaimed my own kingdom
now they wont stop fucking sieging my one castle even I kill all of them every time with literally 2 of my own guys dead
it says they have very low morale and got the worst of the fighting in the war but they cant have peace because they think im some commoner
my goal is to take the entirety of the nord kingdom, bro up with the vaegirs, take some time to get stronk, than start taking over all the other kingdoms, than turn on the vaegirs last
>there will never be a converter that transfers your CK2 save over to M&B:W
>300 nords come to assault my only castle
>have like 50 guys
>good ranged and some heavy ground troops
>just sit there by the side of the ladder as they come up and kill them ezpz
>kill them all while only 2 of my guys died
I sure will enjoy those sieges
Win tournaments and go to the feast after, find a lady that doesn't have husband and dedicate your victory to her, learn poems. Speak to her brother/father and ask for approval and start sneaking off to her at nights, read the right poems and stuff and get a high approval rating.
After a while you can ask to marry her.
I hope they will add something like this in bannerlord because otherwise the closest you can get to killing him is putting him in prison and not selling him. Even then he can still escape though.
As long as you don't get a castle layout that doesn't work in their favor. Dealing with their sharpshooters while they are on roofs/the other side of the castle is total hell.
give this queer one change to give up
>losing to barbarians
You bring great shame upon your house.
fuck I meant change
homie fucked up
>girlfriend looks at me
>girlfriend starts to beat the shit out of guy
>tears out his heart and feeds it to him
>both me and girlfriend start slapping his individual ass cheeks
>walk away as he dies slowly and painfully
I'll say some kind words at your funeral.
HOLY SHIT KING OF THE NORTH OVER HERE
actually he just knocked out a sally forthing squad which is usually insanely low amount of soldiers that don't even get reinforcements.
If you have a long weapon it's possible.
If the numbers are stacked against you significantly you'll only send out a handful of troops while the enemy will send out a shit ton. If you're really well geared and good at the game you can kill just about everyone by yourself while taking minimal casualties in a stacked battle like that.
they took my castle while I was gone
BUT I GOT A BIGGER CASTLE TO TAKE NOW MOTHERFUCKERS
THE SIEGE CONTINUES
>tfw army comprised entirely of rhodok sharpshooters
>tfw mowing down nord shieldwalls and swadian heavy cavalry like nothing
>fighting 2000 swadians with 100 sharpshooters
>spawn on a hill with a river at the base with the sun to our backs
I lose 70 sharpshooters but managed to win.
EVERY SINGLE JARL AND EVEN THE NORD KING CAME TO STOP ME
YOU CANT STOP THE NIGHT TRAIN
I've never bothered with Rhodok or Nord troops personally. Which are the best from their respective factions?
I remember making an army of mostly Swadian knights, Sarranid marmlukes, Khergit horse archers and Veigir horseman but I avoided Rhodok and Nord because they didn't have any strong cavalry to fit into my army.
Go down fighting or not at all, you glorious maniac
>tfw hit endgame
>tfw i can kill an entire nord/vaegir host of 900 troops with my 50 rhodok sharpshooters and 50 swadian knights
>Jeremus has been knocked unconscious
I'LL KILL ALL YOU NORD BASTARDS
YOU MAY HAVE KILLED MY MEN BUT YOU WILL NEVER KILL ME
>having any chance of being released within the next 5 years
FUCK THOSE NORD BASTARDS GOT ME
>have matheld and klethi in my party
>lords approach me asking to "borrow" them for a week
>let the lords ravage them
>gain favor with lords
>slowly build up their trust until the day of reckoning
>mfw im a pimp
Yeah, I kinda wish that there was a pool of characters so that when lords die in game, they'd be replaced by someone.
Bonus points if you can bring traitors to the king and watch them get executed publicly.
>there will never be a CK2 with M&B Combat/Battles.
THEY CANT CONTAIN THE NIGHT TRAIN NO ONE CAN
IM COMING BACK FOR THOSE BASTARDS
THE SKY TURNED BLACK BECAUSE THE GODS KNOW ABOUT THE MASSIVE LOSS OF LIFE THAT WILL HAPPEN TODAY
you've got to be shitting me
>Battle Advantage = -113
FUCK THEY SOMEHOW BEAT ME BUT I ESCAPED IMPRISONMENT AGAIN
CURRENTLY CHARGING KING AND HIS GANG OF JARLS
i did it boys
just eloped with lady tibal
isnt she a qt?
>Lost item: Coat of plates
>Lost item: Lordly Winged Helm
>Lost item: Lordly Scale Gauntlets
You're going to lose all your armor and your horse. It's gonna happen I'm calling it now.
TODAY 742 MEN WILL GO TO WAR
AND AT THE END ONLY 1 WILL WALK AWAY
>Bannerlord will come out in your lifetime
i get married and thats all you care about?
YOU SHOULD HAVE ALLIED WITH ISRAEL, GOY
WHY DIDN'T YOU LISTEN
YOU COULD HAVE STOPPED THIS
>Battle Advantage = -740
I've never seen it get to that point before.
It's one of the best mods out there.
Go down swinging, you crazy son of a bitch. Kill one for us.
CIRCLE THE BASTARDS AND THEN STRIKE
or be a bitch and use the health cheat
THOSE BASTARD BEAT ME AGAIN
BUT THIS TIME WILL BE DIFFERENT
THIS TIME I CAN FEEL IT
THE POWER OF GOD COURSES THROUGH MY VIENS
Some kind of game mode where you wander around the game world with other people, fighting with or against them and their factions. I guess it either goes in real time or everybody moves at once.
BELIEVE IN THE ME THAT BELIEVES IN YOU
This guy walks up into the club and slaps your ass.
I was never sold on non-cavalry units because they have such garbage mobility. They're not bad as infantry during sieges either but I imagine Huscarls and Sharpshooters are superior in that regard.
Ride that bomb to the bitter end, anon.
>Year 2 of my conquest of the nords
>All my previous holdings have since been captured, my subjects conquered
>I'm down to my last loincloth, oddly enough they have yet to take my swanky hat
>I've have no weapon and my battle disavantage is being calculated in scientifc notation but I still like my chances
>Ragnar is going down today, I feel it in my bones
Floris if you like Warband but just want more control over what's happening and like having a few extra things.
AD1257 if you want to play in medieval Europe
Gekojuo if you want to play in 16th century Japan
They're the only mods worth having.
>AD1257 if you want to play in medieval Europe
>Gekojuo if you want to play in 16th century Japan
Such things exist?
Okay, thanks. I started playing last week and I was using Floris, but I wanted to start a new game. I think I might try a little vanilla, then those other ones.
How do I fuck a claimant in Floris?
They should have Mount and Blade Modern Warfare
I HAVE NO IDEA HOW BUT THEY MANAGED TO BEAT ME
BUT THIS TIME
BY GOD I SWEAR IT THIS TIME
I WILL WIN
The last Days of the Third Age is pretty fun if you'r into Lord of the Rings.
Just downloaded Warsword, very half finished and ugly as sin but Sigmar wills me to stand against the hordes of orcs before the last bastion of mankind.
I think I see your plan here. If you keep getting into fights you're bound to lower the number of troops you have to face, we can see your battle advantage has actually improved now and if we keep doing this it might even go plus. You're a genius.
Melee combat in the 21st century? Sounds retar-
>riot cops vs third world protesters
Go into your Options > Video options > change HDR > save > change HDR back to how it was
Now that it has reloaded you won't have a black sky anymore, or any other visual glitch
Man, why is the Fylkir so based if he really gets rolling?
Fucking emperor of Scandinavia and Britannia every time assuming the catholics don't ride up to crush his ass through Denmark
>mfw swearing myself to the Lord of Light before Melisandre and then riding to the Red Keep with the one true king of Westeros.
FUCK I DIDNT SCREENSHOT THE FIRST VICTORY
BUT FUCK YOU GOD I DID IT
I FUCKING DID IT
THE REST OF THOSE PUSSY BASTARDS LEFT LIKE THE BITCHES THEY ARE
>play mount and blade to keep my busy while I listen to audiobooks
>play the game for hours and hours without really paying attention, mostly trying to listen to a book
>books done, time to play mount and blade for real
>realize that I was trying to get married
>I had decided on a nord wife because I wanted my kids to be of strong stock
>actually went to every castle and town looking for the most attractive woman to marry
what the fuck, man. why do I keep pretending mount and blade is real life?
I picked lady endegrid, btw
ANON BLUNDERS HIS WAY TO A VICTORY
THIS TIME MOTHERFUCKER
THIS CASTLE WILL BE MINE BY THE END OF THE DAY
Well now you're just a disappointment.
He put away his sword and used his fists like a manly man
>killing over 300 dudes in like 5 minutes
Moot, what the fuck?! That's not my picture.
But... it IS the filename. What in the the
shit I don't even care as long as I can bash brains in and drink from skulls
GO DAN RATHERS
KILL THEM ALL
Now make one where he is wounding a Nord Nigger
Legendary. This is how shit like the Illiad gets created
this thread made my night even if that dude was full of shit thanks guys
>*unsheathes strange great sword*
>implying Nord Niggers deserve steel and not dirty fists
ALRIGHT THIS TIME IM DOING IT FOR REAL NOW YOU FUCKS
I WILL NEVER DIE
THE GOD OF WAR AINT GOT SHIT ON ME
fuck man I didn't know it could get that high
>has a perfect layer of the enemy's blood
HOW MANY OF THESE FUCKING NIGGERS ARE THERE
IT SEEMS LIKE EVERY ONE I KILL THERES LESS OF THEM
IF I KEEP THIS UP IM SURE TO WIN
>has an entire spear sticking out of his sheild
Not playing native expiation were cavalry OP
You know, I always disliked how the Mount&Blade interface is clearly not made for a widescreen monitor.. and so is the art. You can notice how it stretches too much horizontally.
That font's not the nicest looking either.
FUCKING NORD NIGGERS
THIS FUCKING COWARD ESCAPED
I SAY LET THEM TRY TO GIVE THE CITY BACK TO THE NORDS
I WILL BE THE SOLE CITIZEN OF THIS CITY
AND WHEN I TAKE THE NEXT ONE I WILL BE THE SOLE CITIZEN
I WILL BE THE SOLE INHABITANT OF THE CALRADIA, NAY THE EARTH
THE ENTIRETY OF THE COSMOS AND BEYOND
I FORGOT MY SCREENSHOT FUUUUUUUUUUCK
THE PLANET ITSELF IS BECOMING TO TEAR ITSELF APART AS THE GODS ARE REALIZING THEY ARE IN DANGER
WHO SHOULD I CONQUER NEXT, /v/?
Guys, what if this is real? What if Dan Rathers is an actual person with a god-complex that we helped turn into full-blown murderous wraith at all life?
WHICH OF THESE FUCKING KEBAB DO I REMOVE FIRST
I HAVE NO IDEA WHICH OF THESE FUCKS IS THE KING BUT I FOUND THIS