It's funny because the last time you made this thread, guy who drew that image revealed that he doesn't even agree with you.
>"I drew the OP image. That was a long time ago now. I would approach it differently if I drew it today."
The best-selling game in the entire series was also the only game in which Samus never takes her suit off. The worst-selling game in the entire series was the game that introduced the Zero Suit.
I don't think it suits her that well.
if she looked like that then i would fap harder then i would at that barbie in the high heels
Sakamoto's out, and Sakurai can only turn Samus into a barbie doll in Smash. It's very likely you'll get your wish.
Sure hope so.
Fallout 3 and Metroid Prime are too of my favorite games ever. ahah
Samus should ook like this.
She's got some acrobatic skill, I don't know. Do I look like I make metroid? Why's this fictional character gotta fit your fetish/headcanon?
I would be absolutely okay with that.
Personally I couldn't care less what zero suit samus looks like. She can be the most overly sexualized character in all of video games. As long as she is over 6 feet tall, and kicks ass while wearing the power suit, I don't give a shit.
Fuck that pedophile loser and his shitty site.
>limitations of equipment
make it 'concentration' or some other fiction based logic/retcon that she gain skills she lost through amnesia.. make them skills rather than equipment/clothing; i dunno phazon ring that lets you screwattack or whatever
Mario's a fat, short plumber who on multiple occasions defeats a massive, fire-breathing, armored dragon.
No one complains about this, but everyone has a shit fit about Samus' unrealistic depiction.
Samus should look like this.
>you will never cut holes in samus suit where her puffy nipples are to milk her dry
Samus should look like this.
Mario is a blatantly non-serious character with no consistent timeline who go-karts with his mortal rival.
Samus is a character from a series with a concrete timeline that contains issues like genocide, government corruption, and the morality of bioweapon usage.
Obviously Metroid contains fantastical elements as well, but it's nowhere near Mario-tier.
The whole point of the Varia Suit is that she WON'T be hotter when she's in it.
>finding out you have a new fetish
have fun on google tonight anon
Bullshit, she belongs in the kitchen like a good girl until her man gives her the privilege of having her tight cunt filled with cock and creampied.
Mmmm, big squishy Samus nipples.
Lose the sweat-inducing Zero Suit and replace it with her sports bikini and I'll agree, OP.
It would get extremely hot inside of her power suit, so wearing a skintight bodysuit won't keep you cool.
Samus isn't a normal human, though. She was genetically altered by the most advanced race in the galaxy to make her more resilient, and an optimal warrior.
>She was genetically altered by the most advanced race in the galaxy to make her more resilient, and
Ridleys Waifu as queen of the space pirates
say it right anon, you're posting the comic, I assume you read it
>It would get extremely hot inside of her power suit
Her suit is so advanced that it converts her entire body into energy just to make her smaller. I don't think temperature management is out of the question.
I know you kids are going to hate me for saying this but I found Ripley to be pretty hot in that movie,
not because she was Cute and Pretty like a k-pop star but simply for being a badass action girl.
This is what Samus should look like
anything else is wrong
Because Metroid has a pretty serious tone, the ZSS having a sensible design and Samus having toned, realistic form makes sense. She doesn't have to be a butch or be ugly at all, but fan-service is really out of place in a series that tries to take itself seriously
>strong but light
>samus would be light enough for you to carry with relative ease
>but she could also wrestle your ass to the ground with one arm
oh my god my dick
in my head that audio goes with something completely different
She does a lot more than the usual Athelete. Thing is with a lot of Olympic Athletes is that they're body adapts to what they are doing and they will hit a glass ceiling in their fitness. For instance Sprinters being a lot bigger than Long Distance runners because of the intensity of their training.
Samus has to do a fuck load more at a lot higher intensity, so it makes sense her body would become huge.
not even like crazy muscle girl shit
just enough to put me in a head lock and step on my balls
samus should look like this
green hair samus is still my favorite.
>a series that tries to take itself seriously
>the most dangerous threat to the galaxy are cute flying cupcakes
The Zero Suit as is is just fine in my opinion, she really needs to be wearing something like that under her suit to avoid getting a rash.
she was designed to lead the Space Pirates to fight the Federation because the Chozo foresaw some downfall of democracy or some shit and wanted to replace them with simple minded pirates
She wasn't going to be Ridley's waifu or anything, but Mother Brain wanted her as a field commander for the Space Pirates, so they could force the galaxy to unite under their rule.
Space pirates aren't stupid, they just have really, really low ethical standards.
It's passed Pluto. My dick's going to be the first manned vessel to reach other solar systems.
>Space pirates aren't stupid, they just have really, really low ethical standards.
I have a whole folder full of this shit
will it come back and demand to speak to it's creator like vger?
Samus should look like this.
I didn't know you could use the Morph Ball upgrade outside of the Power Suit.
I remember that. Some of those logs were really interesting.
>Try to design a morph ball replica technology
>Pirate who tries it out completely destroys his spine testing it
>They decide to give up on researching it
I'm 99% sure that nothing about this has to do with GBA limitations.
And it's depressing that it's iconic. If you google samus you'll find more images of bimbo suit samus than her actual suit.
Relative to humans, yeah. Too bad every other species in the universe is taller.
Physically she should be a little like this if you can make out her figure minus the robot arm. Plus dat ass.
She doesn't need muscle.
It's about as iconic as Lightning is to the Final Fantasy franchise, i.e. only there because it's blatantly forced.
Nobody would complain if it was changed or removed in the next game except for the zealous /v/ reactionaries who see SJW bogeymen in their peanut butter.
[JUNGLE FEVER INTENSIFIES]
Please tell me there's more, my dick needs this.
sure let's make shorts and tshirt samus among greybrownorange backdrops
>if you find a female attractive you're a homo
Muscles just don't look feminine.
Sure, a super-soldier, even if she is female, doesn't have to look feminine, but it's nice to find a balance between realistic and sexy.
>Sure, a super-soldier, even if she is female, doesn't have to look feminine, but it's nice to find a balance between realistic and sexy.
what about a slim woman who acts butch?
>muscly chicks with cute faces that would be 1000x cuter without the muscle.
Nah, the contrast between cutie and muscles is important. Sam wouldn't be as interesting with the muscles.
When will /v/ learn that Samus being qt3.14 does not mean a metroid game will be shit.
Other M was shit because Sakamoto is probobally nintendo's worse guy, even during the super metroid era he was on a heavy leash because he's Japanese George Lucas.
Why else would they put him to work on Warioware?
>liking a strong girl is gayer than liking men
I don't think I'll ever understand this argument
That is a good comic, though.
Samus should look like this
Super Metroid's on the virtual console I think, and you get can the Prime Trilogy for the Wii.
You're in luck, the Wii U has most of the best Metroid games on it. You could easily start with Super or the Prime Trilogy, or you could wait another month or two until Zero Mission is inevitably released on the western e-shop, since it's already available in Japan.
you could either emulate the 2D ones (they're all on NES, SNES, and Gameboy, very easy to emulate), or buy them on the virtual shop.
Metroid prime trilogy is on the Wii and has all the good 3D games
Samus should look like this
>I have literally no clue how to use greentext because I am the newest motherfucker on 4chan
I love chubby but that is just fucking disgusting
>tfw have a qt 3.14 chub girl
>want her to be healthy and a bit more thin
>don't want to hurt her feelings
>She's like varria suit samus
you know what I mean by that
Holy shit, she's so sexy and I want to be selfish but I want my baby girl to be healthy.
The chest freckles ruin it. She'd look great otherwise.
>has freckles on her boobs but not on her face
What sorcery is this
That what it started as then it snowballed from there
The Metroid series is pretty diverse. You could say that Zero Mission is a lot like Super, but even then it would be a stretch.
Personally, I'd say ZM, Super, then Fusion, with the Trilogy at the end or somewhere in the middle if you want to break things up.
In the distant past, when a new friend posted 4chan we would ritually tell them to "lurk moar". This would signify that a new user should not post on the board until they've witnessed enough of the boards "Do's and don'ts". In honor of this tradition I must ask yo please stop posting and observe how we do things here until you're fully up to date on how to act.
Nah, both of those things are pretty self-explanatory. If you have questions, just make a thread.
Super Metroid has a run button, though. Remember this, because if you forget you'll get stuck just like every other first-time player does.
>tfw they're making two Metroid: Other M sequels as we speak
>Miyamoto only said they were "Prime-like" to bait people into buying them out of hype
>people will buy it by the millions
how many samus threads a day have we reached at this point?
It's either the full armour (sans helmet is fine) or none of it, just the boots and arm cannon looks weird.
The physique though I'm fine with, far better than what Other M made her look. I want a Samus that looks like she can punch a man through a wall, is that so much to ask?
>fetish thread where people want Samus needlessly sexualized
>not a single person wants good gameplay in the new Metroid
>HURRR DURR NOTHING WRONG HERE
She really doesn't need to look that burly. Just not the T and A monster that was Other M
> This is what "The Hunter" looks like to the pirates
What if Samus was 6'4'' and had a huge thick girlwiener
What if Samus was 8 feet tall and had weird bird features like feather pubes?
What if Samus was autistic and oblivious to normal social conventions because she was raised by birds?
Then she'd be super sexy! Infact, the next game should be a dating sim, where you romance Samus and she's all kawaii and sh*t, and blushes whenever talking to you. That would be epic XD.
>Sprinters being a lot bigger than Long Distance runners because of the intensity of their training
That is a misconception, Sprinters are more built than long distance runners because in long distance running large muscles will slow you down and make you more tired than someone with thin muscles, not to mention they need more nutrients to stay optimal.
All of that was true back in 1994, before Sakamoto ruined everything.
Why are all western characaters gorilla lookalikes? its like fucking Bigfoot is getting married here.
What's the matter anon, can't stand the sight of a strong woman?
>thread is full of porn and attacking people as "primefags" for wanting another Prime or Super styled Metroid
Not until I get my apology from Nintendo for being the worst company to exist this gen. I'd rather support Sony or Microsoft after the horrible things this disgusting excuse of a company has done.
My thoughts on the Zero Suit has always been the same.
I have never had anything against the Zero Suit. It seems to be reasonable at doing what it's supposed to be: an undersuit beneath the Power Suit.
My problem with it has always been that the suit is perceived oversexualized because of not only the fandom, but the use of the Zero Suit in Other M. I still think it has been reasonably used in every other game (you could argue that isn't the case for Smash Bros, as the Zero Suit isn't made for combat).
I have nothing against it being sexualized, I just think it should stay as a fandom-thing, while the games actually makes the Zero Suit an undersuit (which they did up til Other M).
Also, I think she borrowed the heels in Smash from Bayonetta.
An individual beam color or suit upgrade, which is basically the same shit.
Face it, Metroid doesn't have alternative paths, just one linear path you're meant to follow unless you use exploits like morphball jumping to reach places you're not supposed to.
It is through the engineering of trolls that gameplay vs. attractive samus is a thing
People don't like to say it directly, but something has caused this idea that Samus being attractive is why metroid sucks. That people wanting to see bird tits lead to the creation of other M.
this isn't real, Sakamoto would have fucked the series regaurdless of him wanting to turn a character into a waifu.
Metroid does have a route you're supposed to follow when you don't know shit, and then one for when you completely dominate the game. There is a wide array of diverse routes in between those.
Keep her a capable character who acknowledges her actual parents and doesn't cry at shit she's done before, and I will be happy with this being Samus for eternity.
GUISE GUISE WHAT IF SHE WAS A LESBIAN AND SHE UH BANGED ANOTHER SPACE BOUNTY HUNTER THAT WAS A TOMBOY THAT'D BE RAD RIGHT?
>key that opens up a bunch of doors for exploration
>same as constant door,key,door
You don't know what your doing anon
>all these buff fetishist thinking Samus should be buff as fuck
>they don't realize she's fucking wearing a POWER SUIT that enchances her fucking strength
Why the FUCK would she need to be that buff?
>People don't like to say it directly, but something has caused this idea that Samus being attractive is why metroid sucks. That people wanting to see bird tits lead to the creation of other M.
You know what caused it? The fans. Everyone here except me loves Other M because of how it shows Samus as sexy and submissive, thus making her the perfect "waifu" for you people. The horrible gameplay which was an afterthought to the terrible drama and faux-romantic drivel found in the cutscenes? Oh, nobody cares about that because Samus is sexy now! And it's because of this that we'll never see a good Metroid game again, because nobody here wants good gameplay. They'll gladly sacrifice it if it gives them shots of Samus in her skimpy suit.
Would you guys want samus to have more sex appeal or more modesty? I personally want bayonetta to get out of my nintendo halo.
As much as I love Zero Mission, I wish that game never came out. It started all this bullshit about emphasizing samus outside her suit. And next thing you know there are the people that only know her from Brawl fetishizing it, leading to fucking Other M of all things, etc etc etc.
I ain't saying she should be a skinny bimbo you faggot Im just saying she she should be rocking 13 inch arms and abs bigger than her head.
They're the only two waifus that matter.
Captcha: Muscular briesee
Ever notice how people into the amazon fetish say Samus is some sort of engineer super soldier? When really the bird DNA was so that she could live healthy on an alien planet.
Seriously. People would be so pissed if it was link or mario. So why do it to samus?
>other M not a bad game
Literally the only thing going for it was graphics, and even then the art direction was the most bland and uninspired thing I've ever seen, so it was wasted.
what the fuck am I doing, arguing with obvious bait like this?
>Muh never canon western illustration
>Muh ridiculously long neck
I'm so glad I never saw that illustration as a kid to turn me into an insufferable muscle girl/big sister fag like half the metroid fanbase.
My idea of Samus was based on the gamesprite, which was basically 90's anime style at the time, and I'm thankful for it.
>you will never be in a rosalina/samus sandwich
>tfw waiting for prototype so you can put her in lewd poses
How does samus climb ladders and monkey bars in Fusion if she only has 1 usable hand?