But Xbone-tan is so fucking adorable.
As a whole, you did decently enough. Still it wasn't without faults, such as the fact that you showed prerendered trailers instead of actual gameplay most of the time, and do I really need to bring up how badly you insulted Conker?
So long as they stay both in /v/ and in a manga style I can't see how /v/ would come to unanimously hate it.
But I see what you mean.
Not terrible. As cool as it is to hate on the X-Bone, Sunset Overdrive looks really fucking cool and Platinum has me by the balls with Scalebound. Call me a shill / drone / whatever but i've loved every one of P*'s games and i'm sure Scalebound will be no exception.
Not to mention the 100 dollar price drop combined with the shitty Kinect / Orwellian DRM being removed.
I might own an XBone before a PS4 at this point which would you'd never here me say last year.
I can't wait for the comic when Microsoft
pulled the plug on the Xbonein 2017 -earlier than both PS4 and the Wii U
Please no, my heart can't take it.
Tan-threads are overheating mate, you have to give them time to cool off our they'll melt, like the terribad PC I'm posting from.
Evidently, who has Xbone-Tan's 3D model they were working on?
I own a PS4 and WiiU, gotta be honest with ya, I'm pretty jealous of their exclusives. I think under Phil Spencers management, the console will have a brilliant game line up; who'd thought they'd bring back god damn Phantom Dust?
This will probably be the first gen that I will ascend to Idort form.
So who would rape which tan?
Like, sex rape. Without consent.
Vitan adheres to my fetishes as a rotten girl with low self esteem and high sex drive.
I tried making several idort battlestation threads but had fuck all response. What's your harem?
I have a hard time justifying not wanting a bone or at least consisting getting one. I was almost 100% going ps4 and I still might get one when blood souls and guilty gear comes out but this e3 didn't show much on it's horizon. No doubt it'll fix itself like the ps3 did last gen but I'll wait until then.
The bone simply has more exclusives I kinda sorta want while the ps4 doesn't have much a library. Granted, I wouldn't recommend getting either of those until Destiny comes out at least.
An I wrong in thinking this?
>Shit Tier: PC-kun
Nigga, let him upgrade before you rank him.
I think there's something subtly homoerotic about pc.
What's special about PS4tan? U-tan is milf with removable head, Xbone-tan has the helmet, 3DS has the glasses I guess, 2DS is retarded with an eyepatch, PC is a big guy, and Vita is a Tomoko clone. PS4 just had a sword one time.
>not ultimate being tier
man, we are just
going out of control with all these tans.
You guys gotta stop making these threads, I'm starting to actually think of these bitches when playing games.
>Haven't played PS4 in weeks
>It's probably jealous that I keep playing the Wii U and
her imoutoinstead of her
Why does /v/ hate the PS4 so much again, when the Xbone is the underpowered overpriced shitbox that borderline destroyed the games market?
Is it just to be contrarian? Yeah, neither PS4 or Xbone have any games yet, but PS4's going to get more jap stuff.
Because ps4 has no games.
I don't know how much clearer than that I can make it.
It doesn't help that sony fanboys are more childish than the people who still play nintendo shit.
>They're just like real women!
They have boobs! AND PENISES
God I remember the days after the Xbone was revealed and then after the Microsoft conference. It was everyone putting aside there differences and looking forward to vidya. What happened man? We all agreed that to play all the games the best set up would be Sonyntendo + PC and your choice of handheld.
I just don't get it man. Why can't we ascend to the glorious idort master race and just talk about vidya?
Oh shit, here we go, it's starting, it's a console war, just like every single day.
Knockoff-tan concepts form a thread a bit ago, does anyone know if there is any more too it or if this is it? I left after so I just thought I would ask.
It's just a fact anon
Yes but it has games on the horizon. ps4 can't even say that.
> and it has worse graphics
Buying a new console for the graphics is like buying a new car because it's cleaner than your old car.
No, I get that, I mean whats the symoblism?
It looks like a skinny... nether person with a dota 2 head
All of the tans have some sort of meaning to their appearance
Just make up some symbolism if there isnt any
Well, part of it is that marketers stirring up shit is a real thing, and some of it is because of old prejudices that never went away. Just ignore the people stirring up shit and you can have a good thread.
Regarding E3 business, it seems weird to me that almost everything MS showed that was interesting was in their indie reel. Sony's conference annoyed me because they gave only the thinnest possible mention of Vita and spent, like, 15 fucking minutes on Michael Fucking Bendis. Nintendo was OK, but Amiibos look stupid.
I'm convinced that Xbone-Tan is the most successful attempt at viral marketing the Xbone on /v/.
Sony focused too much on tv bullshit and ps now while microsoft just stood there and talked about video games for an hour and a half.
It pretty much swung every master race's opinion towards microsoft, especially since they showed a lot of xbone/pc games that won't make it to ps4 and managed to look good in the process.
AH FUCK, DIDN'T FINISH
Anyway, I can't really count Nintendo because they did something that no one had done at E3 before, so it's hard to determine. But they showed of some fucking games, let me tell you.
I don't see why everyone focused on Sony's tv bullshit.
Yea it was bullshit but it was like 15 minutes and after and before a lot of vidya.
MS was certainly better than last year, since it was actually all video games, but there wasn't much gameplay
PS4 didn't live to its massive hype, with pretty much all their exclusives being pushed at least a year later and jewing the online, while Xbone backpedaled hard enough to stop being so awful and get in the same level as PS4
Right now PS4 only has better grafix, but the Bone is getting a healthy amount of exclusives and that's where it matters.
As for Nintendo, well, same as always.
Microsoft are finally getting their shit together. Phil Spencer seems to be saving the console at the moment, he should have replaced Don Matrick years ago.
Him and Klobb are also bringing back god damn Phantom Dust, if that isn't a sign the console is in safe hands, I don't know what is.
>PS4 exclusives are coming
and Nep V-II
Their next truly big hit seems to be the Order (>implying Destiny), and it looks like a fucking chore to play.
It will either end up another mediocre exclusive with bad reviews like Killzone/Knack, or pull a TLoU and be hailed as the ultimate cinematic experience.
>Sony simply has more first party muscle.
>Vita is dead because Sony has no first party muscle.
Did anyone snag the model from the previous thread?
how long until some hentai artist finds out about our console tans and makes doujins
>going to the worst western internet site
Why the fuck isn't there an Arcade-tan? Back in the day, Arcades were what PCs aspired to surpass, and lasted far longer than any other console in existance.
Arcade-tan was basically PC's big role model: She adapted, evolved with the times, and seemed to always be one step ahead of the consoles. But even as consoles seemed to slowly catch up with her, she was prideful that her games were what spawned games still loved to this day. Today, even with arcades nearly dead in the US, Arcade-tan still thrives in Japan as WiiU-tan's mighty elder. But unlike PC, she could not keep her games together. With every generation, she feels that she learns new things, but forgets the old. It was not until PC came to his ailing idol's aid, that Arcade was truly given immortality: MAME arcade cabinets.
>not posting this
god I want more, PC is the funniest fucking thing
That's because the arcade machines themselves were literally just a motherboard attached to buttons on the inside and a screen with lights. In all honesty, they LOOK big, but they've a LOT less on the inside. So if Arcade-tan was humanized, she'd have some sort of really bilious outfit but be skinny. Oh, she'd need to be loud too. Talk in ALL CAPITAL LETTERS BECAUSE ARCADES ARE LOUD PLACES.
Also, just to be that guy, I made an arcade machine for myself and my dad recently.
The amount of people that just went AWAKEN MY MASTERS proves the predictable, smart ass nature of this board.
All of you try and impress each other with these funny memes, from someone who doesn't spend all their life online, it looks ridiculous.
Fuck this I'm off, don't wanna waste my life on "addictive and funny" 4chan.
She'd probably be a huge showboat: Always trying to attract gamers with very colorful attire and a lighthearted attitude. She'd be very much rooted in entertaining others. Considering her origins in casinos and bars, her being in an outfit that mixes both the thickness of her 'cabinet' clothing and the regal attire found in most casino dealers and cocktail waitresses would work best. Add some neon in there, maybe a lil pinball inspiration, and we are golden.
I'm thinking /fit/, but I don't know.
I have an xbox one and people only care about this shit game because it has colors even though it has some of the blandes looking gameplay out there with the douchiest looking main character that suprasses donte.
This comic perfectly represents the people trying to force this shit game
Something you guys don't seem to know/forget to mention is that in the past PC were just like the tans.
Several "Amiga tans, Mac tans, Atari ST tans, IBM branded PC tans..."
Then the "brandless pirate PC" came and destroyed it by having several names, several brands, several manufacturers, all running the same OS and being intercompatible.
damn why did you get an xbone with judgement this clear?
I'm hyped for scalebounds and in my attempt at justifying an xbone purchase, I've tried deluding myself into thinking this game looks good, but you're right. It looks bland as shit gameplay wise.
>PC is not revelant
>PC isn't a thing
>pcs are imaginary
>Stop trying to compare yourselves to consoles
>You're not a part of this generation.
>pcs have been around longer than consoles
WHAT IN THE EVERLIVING FUCK ARE YOU SMOKING?
>PC is not relevent, PC isn't a thing.
So you're saying someone should draw a bunch of different PC-tans horrifically merging together looking like Akira and coming out as the current PC-tan?
PC-tan should also have Mac and Linux and Mobile burst out of the waste flesh left behind after the merge?
Each PC-tan variant should have a handler like Dr. Light or Dr. Wily as well you say?
Sounds good to me
I buy all consoles even if they might be shit. I even have a Ouya and shit, anon. Xbox One has Killer Instict but that's it right now. I mostly play on my PS3 but Wii U and PS4 are right behind it. PC's market depresses me and the last steam sale was pretty shit but I turn on my xbox one every now or then and have fun with Killer Instict.
Honestly you shouldn't have fell for the hype if you're not financially well off. Xbox marketers were crazy on /v/ last month and kept trying to force the Wii One thing. Should have just gotten a PS4 or kept that money anon. Scalebound ain't coming out until late next year.
If you're financially well off then oh well, it's a little hit.
aw shit man you made me cry.
You know, if you switched out all the video game symbolism, those ideas would make one hell of a movie or anime or something
>Xbone has white hair
>Implying we won't get info before it launches
Didn't imply that.
But we don't have anything yet.
>Implying it won't be amazing anyway
You are basing this off of pretty much nothing.
It doesn't matter if Platinum has made good games before, you should not judge the quality of a game because of a developer's previous track record.
I being able to play Mercenery Kings without shoddy controller support, Resogun and inFAMOUS. Bloodborne looks cool. If you like indie games and JRPGs it's a great system. Most good indie games are designed with a controller in mind. I wouldn't get it this year if you don't care for indies and wait a couple for the JRPGs like FFXV and whatever Tokyo Game Show's going to announce.
I'd also say wait on Wii U if you don't care that much for platformers until Smash or whatever you want comes out for it. It's a sony console so it's going to be filled with JRPGs in 5 years or so.
No, that's exactly what you're doing you piece of shit. Fuck outta here.
>No, that's exactly what you're doing you piece of shit. Fuck outta here.
but microsoft showed games.
microsoft won some brownie points in my mind for that.
>shoddy controller support
I haven't noticed shit wrong with it, cap'n.
I've lost faith in from.
>tfw you will never be able to go back to mid-2013 monstergirl threads
Why did they destroy themselves? Why do you follow their path so eagerly?
wurm still a best.
Seriously, fuck off. I don't give a shit if they make you start console wars this isn't the thread for your shit. Go make one if you want some shit. We know what you're doing and you're not going to convince anyone. Pathetic attempt.
>PC-Tan is Doctor Who.
>He constantly regenerates to survive.
>His companions, the people he loves the most all die.
>The new companions are horrible people or corrupted by SJWs and feminazis.
>This cycle will continue until consoles end up dying out.
>He'll never enjoy the good times again with his old companions.
Sonyshill please go. Character is customizable.
>tfw WiiOne masterrace
You used that shitty fanboy term! You're one of us! Pathetic, anon. Seriously. Go read your spreadsheet somewhere else.
What happened to them? I only went into a few and didn't keep up with it besides that.
Too bad the Ouya is awful, the tan for it is a cutie
I want to see her getting roughed up and verbally abused by everyone for being shit when she first came out. Like an origin story for why she's homeless. I mean people did shit talk it, and some people even broke theirs, or tossed her in the toilet and pissed on her.
Fuck, that sounds tempting.
As in drawing that dirty good-for-nothing bitch whoring herself to get attention.
Fuck, I think I might have a hobo qtpie fetish, I must draw this.
Stop that anons, my penis can only get so erect
Nah she's not good enough to be raped, just beaten and defiled, abused and such, but no one even wants to go that far with her. She probably sits on street corners at night offering her body for money but people just laugh her off because she has nothing.
I didn't fucking ask for this. I didn't want this in my life.
That fucking picture with SNES tan is what finally got me
I really like the design on it and her silly cute hat
Wii U needs redesign. Right now all people do is use her in their fanboy fanwanks. Everything else is fine, even if PC is fanwank in theory it fits and makes it separate from consoles.
>You are basing this off of pretty much nothing.
Kamiya has a flawless track record for me. Good games and better than other good games by far. That being said, I will at least wait for gameplay.
I was going to backpedal and say it was the best console of its generation but I forgot the Neo Geo was out then
You could always get a tard or two to blow you for a Slurpee or something
You're welcome, now we're 1 step closer to becoming as unbiased as /vg/.
Apple tan is a survivor from the wave, and Linux tan is PC tan's small daugther, that like her mother, blew on a gazillion of different variants and replaced pretty much every single proprietary non windows system and is on its way to take over the celphone market completely.
The way I see it PC is a top secret eugenics project, that ends like metal gear or deus ex.
At first there were a shit ton of types, all had their strengths and weaknesses and they were pit in mortal combat against each other, only the strongest was allowed to survive.
At the end however the IBM PC was picked as the strongest of the bunch and cloned so he could overtake his brothers with his superior unified design. Of course then the clones being the dominant being subjugated almost all of the others and firmly seated himself as king. Ever since then the left over clones have been upgrading themselves and clashing over who has the best OS or parts.
Linux is a lewd MILF who keeps on getting pregnant from the bestiality fucking with GNUs. Let's just say that she's very... Open Source.
The distros are her similarly lewd daughters.
>As cool as it is to hate on Xbone
>As if people are doing it to follow a fad
Maybe some, but I'm not just going to forgive microsoft, the ONLY reason that they changed those policies was because they wanted their console to at least sell enough to cover manufacturing costs, let alone beat PS4's sales. The community made it abundantly clear that they wouldn't put up with their bullshit. And you know how apologists say "Vote with your wallet"? Well, a miracle happened, and a sizeable enough amount of people DID vote with their wallet. Microshit went on a bigger damage control panic than EA did after they won the golden poo.
I done up some rough redesign concepts for the fun of it, mostly because I felt PS4-tan could resemble the console a bit more.
What do you guys think?
Don't worry, there's an alternative version where Xbone has her helmet.
From the MAC and up, apple was just all about the perfection of the printed page.
Perfect screen color calibration, exclusive/or better photoshop, always pushing the resolution of the screen up.
Hell, the original mac screen is meant to match an A4 paper exactly and show exactly what pixels would be output by the apple printer.
So it having a pencil or brush is a must pretty much a must as the paper is a integral part of her life.
Now linux is a self challenging penguin, trying its best to be as good as anything made by much larger creatures than herself, but still using her small body size to fit in where the big ones can't even dream of being, but being sometimes a bit too naive and indecise on how the big ones do what they do.
Xbone-tan is already perfect though
You're forgetting that the 360 was the weeb dumping ground for the first half of last generation, Microsoft always have had significantly more money to throw around and secure exclusives than Sony
No, but some people on the internet made this really cute portrayal of you, so I'll just continue to like that and not what you actually stand for and what you were inspired from.
I could say the same thing to you, but this is a tan thread, not a childish console war shitfling thread.
So when are we gong to take the opportunity to show pc as a youngin in the early days of sness? he was barely capable as he was despite the fanbase.
we need to show him young...very petite like a young raiden trying to prove himself and slowly gaining hueg muscles over time.
I've always liked the idea of PC started out as a wimp/fatass and then growing into the giant badass with a heart of gold he is today
gives more depth to his character and fits the history well
we could give him an 80's style ner look
That talk about Ouya-tan has me over the edge.
I'll draw her being abused, humiliated, raped, etc, but I'll let you decide, /v/.
A suggestion that ends in 0 or 5 is the chosen one. Keep it related to the topics mentioned before.
We already have poster No.252279821
Kiding aside, since reddit aggregates content they probably already have one for the tans, however if you mean wide adoption in the major ones I have no clue. I don't know what kind of person browses those or how trends propagate through them.
We should have a group photo of all the old PC types and makes when they were young. Modern PC would be one of the younger ones, and then subsequent photos could show him growing into the tan he is today.
>/a/ doens't completely hate us
actually Im pretty sure they do
Over 5 minutes in GIMP.
You lucky bastard, I wante to see her roughed up and abused by her master. Oh well this is fine too as long as it's what totally breaks her and leaves her eyes souless and dead.
>Amiga OS is trapped in eternal guru meditation
Broken, but not murdered. I would love to see a sort of unveiling where she shows up all happy to meet her new master, but he rejects her, does terrible things to her and leaves her in the gutter, that light that you saw in her eyes when she thought she was going to make people happy with her games is never there again.
PS4-tan has the same issue as the current one. Her entire premise is just being jealous of PC but she has no theme. Xbone-tan is a cute little helmet bowl cyclop that is a goofball and utter failure.U-tan is the mature large breasted Ara Ara. These high rez have done nothing to fix that.
....I just started a temp job
I am not on the computer as much anymore
>The Genesis-tan trying to upgrade to keep up with PC and then going insane stories in the story collection is a lot more sad now
Something like this. Nerdy, bulky (chubby you toe crushing 30lb CRT monitor having mother fucker) and incredibly rigid and awkward. Then he starts to lift and become immortal and has to watch all the console-tans grow up. Have their time. Then fade away, while awaking the newer generation. Always the biggest always the strongest and always alone.
Is it me, or did Microsoft basically turn the tables completely this year?
Last year M$ was a laughing stock, but now the Xbone is getting better exclusives than the PS4 sans Bloodborne
>inb4 silky smooth 20fps
B-but anon my phone plan only gives me 2 GB of online per month.
coming from someone that obsessively browses on a smartphone, including 4chan, you don't even need to worry unless you stream music or videos. Or just get a 4chan app if you have Android or Windows Phone and hope it uses less data.
That's how it is right now, mostly. Also, companies would have to go through the government and lobby in order to change the FCC policies. So it's crony capitalism that's the issue, not capitalism itself.