One day, you hear the voice of god and says that he'll grant one of two wishes for you.
Wish 1: The end of all wars, diseases, and evil
Wish 2: Any character you want in smash, but only one.
You can't trust fucking YHVH, he hates humanity.
If you said wish one, he'd destroy the world along with war disease and evil.
If you said wish 2, he'd probably ignore you and put in somebody lame, like Donte.
'cause he's an asshole like that.
Go to bed Lucifer.
>smash is not a disease or evil
Don't tell me what to do. Freedom is the ultimate ideal, bedtimes are the machinations of an oppressive tyrant.
And I'm 4000 years old, I'll go to bed whenever the hell I want.
I don't give a shit about world peace I want Starman in Smash