>liquidgaming has joined the server
>"Hey guys im filming a video for youtube say hi"
liquidgaming man, you know, the legendary e-celeb
>DrunkGirlGamer has joined the server
>"Its time for the perculator modafuckas!!!"
>Passes out in the middle of the game
>Only guy without mic
>He saves your ass multiple times
>You say thank you
>He never answers
>Grandma has joined the server
>"Billy, its 1 am in the morning why are you still awake? Do you want me to pwn some n00bs?"
>tfw you are the n00b
>ParisHilton97fan has joined the server
>Kills everyone at least once and never dies
>Clarence has joined the server
>''nothing person anal kid''
>Clarence has disconnected from the game
>GirlGamer19 has joined the game
>"Silly guys don't flirt with me"
>Its obviously a dude forcing a female/high pitched voice
I had some female streamer end up on my team during Titanfall matchmaking. Carried the team for the three games she was in it, and she surprisingly wasn't annoying. No idea who it was though, or cared enough to remember.
>everytime I join a server and talk, people keep asking if I'm either using a voice changer or if I'm cr1tikal
>I almost got a 200 dollar knife from some guy who thought I was cr1tikal
>free fror all match
>DildoShaggims has joined the match!
>Christiangamer enters the game
>Lectures you on how the bible is best piece of work known to man
>Atheist gamers retort
>He doesn't die once in the entire duration of the game
>Says god is on his side
>Even after that he STILL doesn't die despite many attempts from other players
That was almost creepy like in a way.
>Lilly Satou has joined the game
>Professor Stu Pickles has joined the game
>Kenji Setou has joined the game
>Hisao NakHHNNNG has joined the game
>Hanako the Burninator has joined the game
>Akira the Anal Annihilator has joined the game
Dude are you kidding me, this shit is hilarious in something like TF2 where everyone is a screaming child.
>OMG FUCKING BRONY FUCK YOU PROBABLY HACKING
>GUYS KICK HIM
>OH COME ON GUYS KICK HIM HE'S A BRONY
>Tumblr4life.Sherlock.Supernatural-DoctorWHo has joined the game
>Gregor has joined the server
>It's some /v/tard whose horrible at the game and spouts memes
>They always have 2 pocket medics so it's near impossible to dominate them
>Nichole337 has joined the server
>"Hey guys it Nichole, so anyways, I'm going to play this online game while I sing Taylor Swift's "Trouble" 'K so here I go...
I once got put into some little kids TF2 Christmas video or something.
Kid just added me out of nowhere one day. I thought he was going to be one of those phishing links but he said he put me in a video and was super happy that he found me and could give me credit.
It was kind of cute...
>DaRealGlozelL has joined the server
>"Hello this is Glozell is you ok is you good coz i wana know"
>"So today Im doing the "Eat cinammon and play the online game challange"
>Proceeds to eat a spoonful of cinammon
>"OH GOD OHH GOJGJDJ"
>Starts to shoot and kill everyone from both teams.
>"K' Over and out." Kisses and winks at the camera
>Get hardcore wasted
>Play demoman because he's a drunk scottish fuck
>Top of the team
>some random dude joins
>he's on my team and he's heavy
>notice he's wearing this
>walks up to me and says "TELL ME ABOUT THE PYRO! WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?"
>"IF I PULL THAT OFF, WILL YOU DIE?"
I started cracking up, I dunno why I found it so funny.
God I had the shittiest experience in a csgo match the other day
>one good player on my team who would not shut the fuck up about him joining a tournament or something, while I try talking to everyone about the plan for each round
>2 other people who have had steam for a week and got cs:go that day and literally know nothing about it
>they won't fucking stop talking about how hyped they are for advanced warfare
>they were fucking awful at the game, and asked what body part takes the most damage. (I'm not even kidding here)
>they keep asking the good player all sorts of stupid questions about item drops and guns
>One of the new players kept shooting me because he thought I wouldn't take any damage like in cod
>He kept shooting me if I pass a corner out of reflex
>there was only one other guy who was actually trying to get everyone to use teamwork
It was pure fucking hell.
I don't know how, but we won
>yfw this autistic fat bitch got married and you are still single
>there are dogs out there who get their dick sucked more often then you do
Idk it's a mixed bag. I've played with some cool guys who frequent the board and are genuinely funny and good at whatever game is being played. I've also played with absolute trash who sucked and couldn't go two seconds without spouting memes even if they made no sense. Luck of the draw I guess. Although the best experiences I've ever had with people from 4chan was playing Arma 2 and 3 with people from /k/. Glorious times are had with those fuckers.
i love it when women tell you to "just go get laid" when you're talking about your lady troubles
yeah bitch i cant just wear a short skirt, go to a bar, and have 10 people hit on me. shit doesnt work like that
>be 15 years old
>be 9 years ago
>be the strongest heavy in tf
>be literally topscore everygame
>be grenade jumping
>be accidantly kill a horsefucker furry
>be starts whining in the mic
>be everybody tells him to fuck off and the admin bans him
>Gregor has joined the game
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>Anon has joined the spectators
Is this some copy pasta? Why does every line start with "be" even when it doesn't make sense?
Minecraftserver on Minecraft forum
>Minutes in, two of my friends have a disagreement about racism
>One gets angry that the other said nigger
>Eventually leads to ALL CAPS ARGUMENT
>Nigger-saying friend starts tossing around the word just to spite other guy
>Finally first player joins to one of the three only players spamming the chat with nigger jokes and "NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER"
>Explains he reviews servers
>I give him a tour and he leaves nicely, all the while assburger nigger guy still going on with the jokes
>Reviewer scars my server's thread with a bad review on the front page
I think Minecraft actually turns people autistic.
>TFC (unless you meant QWTF)
Aren't Bronies a thing of this generation? And to be fair, wasn't the 'second' version of TFC made in 2003, four years after the original GldSrc port?
Not that guy, but minecraft has a pretty fucking young playerbase. I'd say 12-16. It's kinda like pokémon. You know that people your age do play it, but you just know it wasn't made for you, and you should grow out of it someday.
why havent I removed this guy yet
>space station 13
>piss off two tumblr feminists by asking for advice on how to get a date with a cute korean girl at school
>"omg shut the fuck up"
>"ok i literally am being serious when i say i do not like how you're talking to me right now"
>admin: "stop fucking being creepy"
>gurlgamer has built up a huge army via implants
>start suffocating her in an airless maintenance hallway i bolted and shocked closed
>"gurlgamer gasps for air!"
>ten seconds until escape shuttle leaves
>gurlgamer gasps for air!
>gurlgamer gasps for air!
>gurlgamer gasps for air!
there was like 15 lines of this instantly so she was obviously pissed off and trying to call for help before she gets left behind on an otherwise highly sucessful traitor round
>shuttle leaves just after
>literally anyone green texting outside of a chan
I'm 20. It'd keep more reasonable players if they didn't keep the dev graphics and turn the whole damn game into a repetitive grinding simulator. It'll always be autists and kids. That said, I open up servers every now and then to play around with some friends. It can be fun.
>Metal Slime joined the game
>Metal Slime left the game
Kind of like LittleBigPlanet. It's a family game but most people who play games in general are the most annoying children, left online for the bulk of their waking lives because Internet's cheaper than babysitting.
>equip pyrovision goggles and ghostly gibus
>dominate some fag with an unusual
>"i must suck today because im getting killed by a noob"
>if they didn't keep the dev graphics
oh my fucking god
i hate that they were originally going to upgrade them big time, but then Dock left and Notch decided to be a fucking lazy, retarded dipshit and start pushing the "OMG SO RETRO!" angle more
and now its masturbated over by every gaaamurrrr autist out there like its gods gift to art styles, and keeps getting emulated by other games
out of all the games with art styles i like and would enjoy seeing reproduced widescale, minecraft really does not deserve it at all
but its easy for shitty fucking indie developers to rip off because they have no actual talent and refuse to find anyone to help, so the LOLRETRO fad is here to stay
its going to be worse when console developers start realizing en masse that its easier to do and no matter how shitty it is will be lauded by critics and consumers alike and start doing it themselves
and naturally the money saved will go towards marketing instead of actual creative ventures or, god forbid, fucking AI improvement
>start of match
>guy announces his clan, his clans website, and his twitch stream
>report him for chat spam
>tfw friend always played with Ess in GoW3
>he'd invite me to TDM matches they set up
I think in greentext when I masturbate and I don't know how to stop. It's awful.
You might have just given me a great idea.
At what point in that post did I even seem like it's something that I'm proud of?
>Person with cute
mangagirl avatar joins
>Above average, nothing impressive
>Doesn't speak at all
>Only has 3 friends in his/her steam profile
Why do I keep fantasizing about people who have cute anime girls as their avatars?
>add someone from /v/
>they make no attempt at conversation
>keep trying to start a discussion about ANYTHING but they make no effort and it ends up as awkward silence
why even add people???
I'm lying in bed and enjoy watching Chinese cartoons. Anything else we need to clear up here, or can we move on?
>he streams to his phone
I bet you go to MAL too
>Be in a clan
>Join some random pub server because the clan servers are empty.
>Climb my way to the top of the scoreboard within a minute.
>One of the server mods is super butthurt, bans me. Reason: "Don't advertise your scrub clan on here."
>Coldsteel has joined the server
>Is autistically good
>"psh, nothin personal kid" everytime he gets a kill
>Gets headshot and says over mic: "Fuck you kevin!" and leaves the server
And you're asserting that's what they're referring to, NOT 4chan?
>be on teamspeak with some bros playing vidya
>some random joins the server, because no password
>we're like, who the fuck is this?
>he says hey and his name and that's he's just going around talking to random people
>he says he's a popular youtuber
>we've never heard of the guy
>look him up
>over 100,000 subscribers
>makes minecraft videos
>he talks to us for about 30 minutes then leaves