Would you rather have:
A: A gaming bud that loves you (male, female,
die cis scum, whatever...) and plays vidya with you, but doesn't know shit about it, and is a not very good player
B: /v/tan incarnated, who will play with you as long as you want, adapting to your level, but still being challenging sometimes. She doesn't give a fuck about you, and as soon as you stop playing videogames, will disappear until you start playing again
A because there is more to life than video games. Also with B, they barely even have their own existence, so no fun to play games with them anyway. Basically just an NPC on hard mode.
I actually have A already, I need to be more appreciative
I'll pick A as long as they shut up and watch when I'm playing actually competitive games.
Like my old school friends, I love them, but I don't want to play competitive games with them anymore. They're all too shit for me to be bothered playing with them.
Are there any limitations on A?
>Is /v/tan lewd?
>Can I fuck her while playing games?
What do you thin?
No, you can't, she doesn't even like you But there's always rape, which can be a good thing, if that's what you're into. I could cause her to stop playing with you, though
No, other than it will be like playing with a 13yo cod boy
B I already have an onahole. All I need is a skilled partner.
>as soon as you stop playing videogames, will disappear until you start playing again
I wish more people were like this. Fucking clingy gamers every time I try to play with people.
I would choose the same, but, just out of curiosity, do you feel the need of being loved? I mean, A is not supposed to be a sex slave (which could actually happen), but more like a love interest
>Not the best kind of sex
Do you even Neotokyo, m8?
Face it, no one actually enjoys playing video games here anymore. All recent games in the last 5 years have been shit. It's just a waste of time to fill the void.
As soon as you get someone that fits 'A', there is no more need to play vidya.
tfw you already have A She's seventeen and I took her virginities. All of them. She fucking sucks at anything that isn't Little Big Planet or Dragon's Crown though.
You could just turn it into a game, I guess. After all, a game is something that entertains you, so sex could be a game, if you want
and she would have to be there every time you want to play
She will beat your ass at fighting games, for instance, and she will go away when you stop playing, so there would be no time for bipolar chronically depressed bitches with anger issues and hip tastes
I already have both in my life, though.
>this idiot thinks his 17 year old GF will be with him for as long as "he" wants
she will leave you the moment she meets other guys in college that are way more interesting than you.
Ok guys, OP here, with some new
It adds the C option:
>C: You can turn into a little girl of your preference, and will stay like that for ever (until you die). You can NEVER, EVER play vidya again, and, in order to transform into her, you have to kill a girl of the same age
>Cherry Pick everything
SWEET. DELICIOUS. VENGEANCE!
I owned 8, actually (I bought 2 when they were babies, and when they grow up they starting fucking, a lot). I went out on holidays, and my not cute at all maid volunteered for taking care of them while I was out. She fucked up somehow, and all of them escaped, and she didn't even call me to tell me, so I had to find out when I came back. One of them came back one day, while I was at home, and she looked sick, So I picked her up, and tried to take care of her, but she eventually died. I didn't have any notice of the rest, except for some rumours between the kids of the neighbourhood about some random chipmunks getting into their houses and running around them. That was fun, though
Luckily I already have both. B is a guy though, so it's mostly just a really good bro. I doubt I'd want a female B. I just got my A to finish Nier and she cried for like an hour. Metal Gear Solid 3 and Deadly Premonition are next on the list.
I have no idea why all the games I pick for us are designed to make her cry
I'm sorry, anon
M-Maybe I can be your dog tonight
My dog died of either natural causes or a stroke due to pain medication two or so months ago
I hope you get your A anon.
I-I really do. I feel ya man.
You know, it really sucks being the door when all you want is to be the room.
Thanks anon, and I'm sorry to hear that as well. Dogs are my weakness, mine had aggressive cancer. I cried like a bitch.
as a former homeschooled NEET, he was my best, and for several years, only friend
B. I don't want a girlfriend. I'd be happy with a female friend to play vidya with. Someone would would restore my faith in women. I suppose not every woman is unintelligent and bad at games but, unfortunately, I can't prove that.
>mine had aggressive cancer. I cried like a bitch. That's how he suspect our last dog went. Had some sever cysts on her stomach, and we assume inside. We took her to the vet and got her X-rayed and later that evening, around 4 am bleed to death. She shat blood, and the smell haunts me forever As a fellow homeschooled NEET who lost two good best friends in canine form, I feel your pain brother. And will see you in hell.
What a way of ruining the thread! Now no one will want to post, in fear of being called a skeleton! Skeletons are as trustworthy as any human! It's not like we go around the place telling lies!
Also, skeletons are not real
Mine did the same thing, the vet said he had a distended stomach and stuff at first before he had an xray and ultrasound, I thought I wasn't feeding him enough or something. Fuck, I still keep thinking I have to get home and take him out and stuff.
At least someone understands my pain
Excuse me for getting emotionally attached to said dogs.
Actually wait. I cried more for these gods then my grandmother. Fucking hell.
>I cried more for these gods then my grandmother
I sure hope nobody thinks I'm the edgy one
I think Smirnoff is pretty much globally available, so it's liely the most recognisable.
Like Gordon's Dry or Bombay Sapphire for Gin.
Or Jack Daniels and Glenfiddich or Glen Mackenna for Bourbon and Scotches
option C: normalfag that doesn't play vidya
it's like you actually have brain damage
>At least someone understands my pain I'm here for ya. My dad also broke down. It was a weird day. Also my grandfathers birthday, coincidentally. It was weird seeing my father cry.
She also went Crazy, had a stroke and obsessed over eggs. I kinda accepted her death was coming I guess.
is /v/tan qt
I want a fucking gaming snake.
Hell I just want a snake. Snakes are cute as fuck.
>That fucking nailpolish
Oh shit nigga, what are you doing?
You can't walk around with spotty nails.
Also, nice snake. And get better games you fucking fairy.
Ah, a fellow member of the master race.
I'll miss my two dogs, but goddamn long hairs are the cuter of the breed.
Before I moved out of FL about 6 months ago I had 2 adult Surinam boa constrictors, 6 ball pythons, 2 babby iguanas, 2 chameleons, 2 adult bearded dragons, and a thieving ass ferret
Get on my level
I dated fem/a/non for around 8 months. It was awful. She would keep trying to get me to play Kingdom Hearts with her. Bitch I already 100%ed both of them like three years ago.
my girlfriend is a fem/a/non and I can testify that at least half of this image is accurate.
good luck ever confirming that fem/v/irgins are worth anything at all. the few i've met played DOTA or LOL near-exclusively. i've met maybe 12 allegedly but i'm betting at least 9 of those were dudes. i'm also guessing that most female /v/irgins are console fags. because for some reason women avoid anything that's challenging or intimidating on even a shallow level, like building a pc or even installing a game, let along pirating games or troubleshooting them.
I find that after a while anyone's body gets fairly boring, but shared interests keep a relationship going.
Think of how many athletes cheatr on 10/10 models and shit. They're over the initial thrill of the sex, and their worlds are compeltely seperate.
Also 6/10 is totally passable and way more likely to indulge my weird kinks
this is me >>253754193
I would extend though, that it needs to be the social awkwardness where she is kind of aware and not autismal. I can totally accept someone who is weird, but people who get upset when others react to said weirdness, are just self obsessed assholes
I already have A.
She came over the other day and we got high and played Shin Gundam Dynasty and Touhou 6.
My favorite is when people talk about the meta and request bans because the character is the "strongest in the meta" and proceed to go 0/10.
Anyways, I don't have to worry about it because all I do is work and go home and play vidya, no time for grills.
No need to be so jelly captain.
Good thing Dynasty Warrior games are easy as fuck.
Specially since my last
BF actually made fun of my power level. I'm not that much of a geek, but he insisted I was "exactly the stereotype". I don't even have husbandos (I do have a 2D porn folder), but he once send me a picture similar to this saying "please tell me this wasn't you before meeting me"
In hindsight, he was an asshole
MOBA players in general are obnoxious. My gf often complains about a couple online friends of hers who constantly send her videos about LoL or DOTA or whatever. She doesn't even play them. She's never played them. She knows nothing about them.
So, I'm convinced that MOBA players are all morons. It's pretty obvious that those "friends" of hers have a crush on her. I guess talking at her about MOBAs is their way of showing their affection. Those are the kinds of people who play MOBAs.
>Same nail polish as
>These are self shots
>File names are from the camera
I don't believe that you have a boyfriend. Enjoy your snake.
how would the B option work with MOBAs? Would she be an asshole and make me be a beta support while she carries every game?
Very different looking hands. The fact that you've never been sent pics before worries me. Even virgins get pics sent to them, right?
tfw I thought I had option a, and then she cheated on me....
Also, I highly doubt that your boyfriend would post an image like
What are those even supposed to be? Hickeys? The pattern is all wrong. You made those with a vacuum cleaner, didn't you?
i actually blew my chance with a girl when I was 16 because of vidya. she would always invite me to her house when her parents were gone, but I never connected the two. I settled for playing mario kart and destorying her every chance I got until she stopped liking me.
the sad part is I'm not lying.
I don't know who you're referencing when you say "your boyfriend".
Nothing better than making your bae look like she was strangled.
>tfw your roombuddy in army is a qt bearmode black guy that uses female deodorant, has a passion for anime, plays persona and monhun all night with his vita, and is planning on moving to japan to study voice acting.
Who even needs females?
So why do you two double faggots wear such a shitty shade of nail anyway
This is a silly question.
A is the only answer.
We're usually out getting something to eat or fucking each other when we're with each other. We just psuedo-snapchat all day when we aren't around each other.
>tfw no smartphone
I'm shit at giving one or two larger hickies, I'd rather be excessive with tiny ones that fade away after a day or two.
She did. I can't play any DW game without being on Hard.
I do usually play Touhou on normal though because I'm shit at bullet hell games.
>carpets all around the house
>sleeps on the bed
>any black clothes must be out of sight for hair will get all over it
I hate it now but Im going to look back, laugh and then weep when shes gone
You're telling me you don't have a single picture of the "two" of you together?
Hell, I'm betting that you're in the driver's seat in that image. What kind of guy lets his girl drive for them? More importantly, what kind of guy has enough money for video games and a computer but not a smartphone? Or not even a phone with a camera? In the year of 2014? You could get a burner with that functionality for less than $20. What, are "you" using a Nokia brick or something?
I don't buy it. I won't judge you if you just admit that you don't have a boyfriend.
So I'd be dating my friend
Ralphif he was a woman, with a probability of less /tg/.
Well, fuck man. I don't want to fuck around with the female equivalent of a very young Brian Peppers.
What an odd looking thumb.
Especially the part where the skin meets the bottom of the nail
All i want to do is play vidya with my friends
The only reason why i want to talk with friends is because they usualy wont play vidya with me
most dont want to talk o me now anyways because they are all fucking busy and only come around to go on about "how bad their life is"
I do like talking about things while i play though
Would anyone seriously pick anything besides fem/a/non? /vr/etrogirl just sounds like a dirty hipster.
I'm using some shitty Samsung Tracfone through Wal-Mart's prepaid phone thing. We actually only have like 3 pics together but I don't really want to post myself or a clear pic of her face because I know some of our friends use 4chan (mostly /mu/). She doesn't really send me pics when I'm around her unless I'm waiting for her or something (like outside of this changing room). We usually take turns driving depending on where we're going since we live 30 mins in opposite directions. Also her car has good AC unlike my jeep.
Still don't know what you mean by boyfriend.
>We actually only have like 3 pics together but I don't really want to post myself or a clear pic of her face because I know some of our friends use 4chan
Black out the eyes, then.
Eh, I don't see what's so hard to believe here but okay.
Maybe I'll steal her phone and snap a pic of her playing 2hu next time she's over.
My bud plays vidya with me since we were 7 years old. We played every good SNES, Genesis, PS1 and N64 game you can think of and we still do to this day. We played so much Pokemon together. We literally like everything the same down to musical, movies and food taste.
She's my wife.
I'm at a point where I would really like someone to play games with in a serious or semi-serious way. But I don't think I could turn down a true friend or lover.
I pick A
most likely female. that glass has flowers on it for fuck sake, what more do you need.
now, what i'm really interested in is
what would make you interested in an asshole like that in the first place? did he just hit on you or something and you went along with it because you're
We can't all have the luscious locks that Char has.
H-how did you guys know?
i wasn't paying attention, i apologize. in any case, she must still be female. if that image is comparable in her previous boyfriend's mind to her at some point, it's evident that she's female.
i don't like playing vidya with normalfags
they're constantly talking about real life instead of focusing on game
A. Because you can throw a stone in any gaming community and hit a thousand Bs
With A, you get a companion who will care about you, but also doesn't get in the way of your gaming. With B, you get someone who doesn't really like you, will argue all the time, will try to purposely make you mad, and is only around when you're playing.
It's not even A contest. Choose A, and then find a gaming companion on your own, who's not a socially retarded douchebag.
I'm dating the inbetween. Grew up playing video games with her siblings, but doesn't know about 4chan/Reddit/etc. Very level-headed, calm, just likes to play video games as a time sink like most of us.
Favorite games: SimCity 4, The Sims 2, EURO TRUCK SIMULATOR 2.
don't listen to him when he tells you about how to spread thermal paste, spread method makes air bubbles which is bad
your best bet is the pea method
My girl is both. Doesn't give a shit about some games I play like NHL 14 and Skyrim, but will still sit with me all the same while I spout off whatever no sence about games she doesn't care about and player her 3DS in bed.
send me an email if the thread 404s and ill help you. just because this is a rare opportunity for being a know it all.
until then i'm going to try to explain it in layman's terms. feel free to save the following post(s) in notepad for future reference. you can use pcpartpicker.com to select your hardware using the information i'm about to post. you can watch a video for how to actually build one but honestly the manuals will be ideal for that. videos will only provide some help visually for where things are generally located.
Sorry about not replying, finally got around to making a Steam account.
MonochromeFlameif you're still interested.
Who knows anon, maybe one day we could even
be friends & play vidya together online.