Honest question: why
Like I understand most people's wanted characters for Smash but why Dixie Kong
She could literally be a skin for Diddy. I love Protoman so I want to play as him, but I acknowledge it's make the most sense to ahve him as a skin of Megaman if anything, not as a separate character
>She could literally be a skin for Diddy.
How? All of Diddy's attacks are character specific.
If DK gets a third rep, it'll be Dixie, even though pretty much any other Kong would be better. I fully expect a Dixie reveal which also features the Wii U Gangplank Galleon stage and K Rool stage boss.
I really want to smash you
with my penis.
"Initially, I had considered including Lucina as one of Marth’s alternate costumes. After all, she has a close relationship with him in FE:A. In such cases, even if two characters’ names and voices differ, as long as they function the same way, I assign them as alternate costumes."
Sakurai explained this in a Famitsu column
She's my favorite DKC character, and I think she could legitimately be unique. A lot of DKC itself is unrepresented, and I could see her moveset be an amalgamation of her hair, guitar, DK barrels, animal buddies, and the life balloons . I recognize if she did get in though, she'd most likely be a clone or semi-clone. Doesn't stop me from wanting her.
Honest question: why does everyone think she will be just a diddy clone
seriously it would be amazingly easy to create a creative, fun, and unique moveset for her.
upB: Hair Helicopter
DownB Barrel Pickup/Barrel Throw
BSide: That one rolling attack
B: Hair Whip
Final smash could have something to do with Rambii or with some sort of Barrel thing where you need to shoot people by launching yourself out of a barrel
That moveset was easy as shit to think of without it have anything related to diddy.
and Nintendo could easaly create a better and more creative moveset for her than what I thought of
CHECK MY 6 FAGGOTS
whats going on in this thread
whether you like it or not most people don't play smash for competitive play, most people play it so they could play their favorite character, they don't care if they're clones or not
Not going to happen.
Barely known, relevant or wanted character with a weak visual identity and no unique gameplay elements for a half neglected franchise.
It's just not going to happen at all.
Even the crocodile king guy would have more chances, since he's at least a villain, more visually distinctive and could provide a more interesting move set.
>Barely known, relevant or wanted character with a weak visual identity
Literally the third most important DKC character, has starred in 3 games in the series and was designed by the team in Rare that eventually did Banjo. Visually, she's not weak and definitely not unimportant.
Jesus, what the fuck does that have to do with anything.
You casualfags are so desperate to spread your awful ideology that you're just going around spamming it to random posts now?
>fucking pink everywhere
>bright fucking pink
>has a goddamn banana for a hair
>even a hat
what the fuck. Just stop talking if you're going to make up shit. Inb4 she has no character. Even DK Freeze devs realized she was her character.
Barely known despite DKC 2 being a cult classic of stickerbrush symphony alone? right.
LIterally all those things are wrong. No unique gameplay? Are you fucking that dumb to not realize what Sakurai could do with a banana haired monkey. He fucking did something with a fzero racer. Jesus. Fucking moron.
Don't even want Dixie in. I'm just sick of these stupid arguments for why she doesn't deserve to be in. If you dont like her just say so. Don't make up stupid dumb shit out of your ass. Asshat.
Seriously, fuck yourself.
im refering to people who want daisy in. even though she would most definitely be a copy of peach since there isn't anything else they could do with her they still want her in. same with people who want more Star Fox characters
Why does anyone think relevence matters in smash?
See: Rob, G&W, Ice climbers, Pit, Pichu. Snake
Thats not even all of them.
Don't give me that snake isn't relevent thing, hes fucking not in a nintendo party fighter. Nintendo is the key word, not fighter
It really just depends on how their drawn.
Like everything else.
I'm surprised, she's usually the monkey girl people make an exception for.
As a low tier
foot fetishfag and my love for tits, Candy is superior.
well those arent bumps, those technically are monkey tits
anyways what kind of movesets you think dixie kong would have?
>you will never get to contract AIDS from fucking monkeys that look like that
Judging from old smash bros brawl code, Dixie was supposed to glide like Pit and Charizard, but maybe her moveset would be a blend of Diddy with more effective aerial abilities. She would even be able to lift heavy objects with her ponytail like in the SNES games.
>dixie says all the potassium is going to my butt, anon is that true?
Have you never heard what symptoms it causes?
Besides completely shredding your immune system and making you EXTREMELY susceptible to EVERY disease, you'd sweat literally every single night because of the low metabolism levels. It's like a perpetual fever. You'd throw up every single day, become thin and pale, and develop purple spots on you.
There's no chance to say, "Ok, this is enough, I'm done now. Give me the cure." Once you got it, you're fucked for life. You can't hit a reset button and go back to your past save. EVERY day you wake up you'd be reminded that you have fucking AIDS. You'd become marked in society and people would avoid you even moreso than they do now.
Seriously, don't be stupid. I'm paranoid as fuck, I'll admit that, but AIDS and cancer give me the biggest scares on the planet.
>you are now aware an aneurysm can happen at any time in your life even in the next week
>you are now aware that Zyzz, someone who was in infinitely better shape than anyone on /v/, died at the age of 21
>you are now aware you could have a heart attack in literally 5 seconds
>you are now aware you could have cancer developing inside you right now and you'd never know
Singing and dancing is what's in man.
>No Kremling Derail
>i dropped something could you get that for me anon?
>mfw Nintendo killed a good character without even knowing it
If Retro makes Donkey Kong ever again, they would not lay a single finger on her if she was in the same game as Dixie.
You grew up in the 90's. It has always been there, just latent.
Jeez anon, you don't have to chimp out on us. Stop going apeshit.
a wide hipped petite monkey loli is fine too
its time we get some assistance from under the sea
>these guys want to fuck monkeys instead of squid loli's
I'm not fucking going to a site called Furaffinity. I don't have a problem.
I just like a sexy monkey every now and then is all.
Guys, what happened? Tell in detail.
>AIDS and Cancer
>Not worried about Herpes
Because for every non relevent character you say, people can name 6 more that are relevent.
I'm sorry, but smash bros is 85% advertising for their other franchises, and your "exceptions" don't change that.
Please enjoy Rosalina, Charizard, Greninja, Villager, WFT, Mii Fighters, Palutena, Robin, and Lucina.
>actually thinking aids was first contracted by sexual intercourse from monkeys
Are you that fucking stupid or just kidding? AIDS is transmitted through blood so It's more plausible for it to be first transmitted by humans eating monkeys.
Guys, I've fapped to some sick shit but it's not normal that I want to fuck a chimp.
>Not checking the filename.
Game and Watch was actually relevant at the time, obviously not huge or anything but on top of being a big portable icon for Nintendo he also had the Game and Watch gallery games on the GBC and GBA
I JUST noticed that they've got bananas for hair. Damn I'm stupid.
Got a thing for hips huh?
I gotcha covered, also Vidya to boot
More vidya ladies
>an anime character and a comic book character
It's a good pic though.
Yeah but these two are
Who's the one inbetween Rena and Alopex?
Ghost Gal from Sonic Unleashed Sega Halloween movie
or you can go mostly vegan with a balanced diet (have meat or animal products as an exception rather than the rule) and you can drop the probability of developing cancer to next to 0
And for those of you who want some Candy
Please don't do anything that would inhibit you from doing your job.
Ok one more, closing remote connection on my PC
Enjoy anons, current favorite hentai is
I will Love You Equal to the Number of Scales that I Have!
Take that as you will
>Enjoy anons, current favorite hentai is
> I will Love You Equal to the Number of Scales that I Have!
>Take that as you will
Thanks anyway for posting.
>snake futa girl impregnation double penetration hentai
>functioning the same way
He has a fucking shield. Mega Man and Proto Man would play fundamentally differently. Unless you took away the shield, but then why even call it Proto Man?
>Rather watch a mans ass bob up and down as he fucks a woman, when you can watch a well curved female ass and toned legs bobbing up and down as she fucks a equally hot woman
Sounds like you're missing out
>Melee comes out
>Where the fuck is Diddy and K. Rool? Maybe next time.
>Brawl comes out
>Well, at least we got Diddy. Maybe next time.
>Smash 4 comes out
>Maybe next time
>Maybe next time
>Maybe next time
>Maybe next time
>Maybe next time
>implying I don't watch a woman go lez or solo
This is not what nature intended. I already fap to furry as it is, I don't need cock slapped onto a woman. That's what strap-ons are for.
Meh, to me its I want to see a woman get fucked and possibly knocked up, but hate staring at men
Futa/herm is the best of both worlds in my book
Also don't remark about what nature intends when you fap to furry porn
>caring whether the girl feels pleasure or not
Nature's only intention is to fuck your shit sideways.
Then why are you watching it?
If the woman with the fake dick isn't being pleasured, is the other woman being pleasured?
Doesn't that mean you care about if the woman is being pleasured or not?
At the end of the day, that's all that matters.
Good luck on that.
Might be like half an hour, starting all final encodes for porn sites is a bitch cause you have to watch them like a hawk for like 10-15 min and then check to see if the encode is set right etc, then restart
Not really, have to reboot 8 machines, start batch encodes on them all, sit back and wait (Which I am doing now) to do a test sample, if it works out start final encodes and then have to watch the movies once through to make sure they work, then have to stick all the movies and play them once on my PS3/Xbox/PS4/Xbone/Android 2.2-4.4/iOS to make sure they all work without crashing them
Pain in the ass
Shit man this sounds outright painful but thanks for doing all this.
Its more a pain in the ass re-dubbing the sound when you get some fucking newbie director who practically screams instructions at his actors, fucking want to punch assholes that do that
Fun tip for you porn lovers: If the sound while you're watching the actors fuck suddenly becomes much higher in pitch for a second or two, we're cutting out the sound of a fuckwad director roaring into the mic off scene like a fucking retard
Does anyone have the splash screen of Dean?
I think it might say " Dean lays down the law! "
Dean is too powerful for smash bros
>tfw had a can of Coke every day for the last six years.
>>you are now aware you could have cancer developing inside you right now and you'd never know
Already had inna ball
Beat it with raw will to live and a side of following all instructions for diet/activity, surgery, and chemo
she is a monkey not an ape but its ok, to small for fucking still.
Why is it not normal? There's a difference of 0.8% between a chimp's DNA and a human's. What's weird is wanting to fuck dogs and other distant relations.
>there will never be a diddy & dixie tag team like ice climbers in smash 4
Well, this thread took a predictable turn.
>implying I already haven't