>today's Ryu's birthday
>Ryu is old enough to be /v/'s grandfather
>strong enough to demolish a car with his bare hands
Some punches for the birthday boy~
Oh shit nigga he's down...
>Ryu losing to a human
>losing to a nigger
Keep dreaming nigger
ryu's too out of touch to date or have kids
maybe he was thinking about his fist boring into his enemies
or probably the guy who went home to become a family man helped him make the account
Happy birthday Anon.
Have a shitty birthday paint cake.
Happy birthday, Ryu. And by extension, happy birthday, Akiman, You and the rest of the old Capcom crew really made some great stuff.
Street Fighter does that sort of stuff too, but the info is a bit harder to come by. Ryu likes bean jelly, dislikes spiders (another trait taken from Akiman), and can sleep anywhere.
I love when characters have actual birth dates because that means we will eventually see them die...as for fucking chris redfield and Jill valentine.......Jesus Christ are they fucking old we just keep getting fucking prequels that make no fucking sense at all. How old is the cast of resident evil now? How old is Barry? Holy shit
Because he's like old enough to be her fucking grandfather. He prefers Chun Li pussy anyway. I mean can you blame him.. dem thick ass thighs. She's all 50 and still looks like that.
Happy Birthday, mine was yesterday. I didn't even get a cake, nobody gave a shit
The games all take place in the 80s and 90s.
As much as I'd love t see a new Darkstalkers happen, the popularity just isn't there. Remember that the Capcom execs had to be dragged kicking and screaming to even let Street Fighter 4 happen, despite Street Fighter having been a huge name back in the day.
A little late but in MSN Messenger you could change the display names of people on only your account so you could add stupid or boring into peoples names and they wouldn't know.
Oh hey it's my 21st birthday too. Happy birthday, anon. Hope something exciting happens before the day is done.
On topic though, I think it would be neat to have SFV with the classic cast aged along with some new faces and focus on the returning cast of SFIII.
I know story doesnt matter in fighting games but in SF is the only real villain M. Bison? How come he can keep coming back even though they wreck his shit in Alpha?
Japan always had cell phones that were way ahead of ours until the smart phone craze happened.
Maybe they actually did have phones like that back then and didn't put any thought into how crazy it would look in other countries.
Juri is a villain too. Along with Vega and Balrog. And whoever the final boss of the week is.
iirc Q and Urien from 3 were evil as well. Bison always pulls some bullshit whether it's resurrection, bringing his soul back to his body, robot bodies, weird shit.
I could see C.Viper getting top-of-the-line near-secret hardware and casually using it to check up on her kid. That's actually a more reasonable approach to secret agents than the 007 secrecy crap.
My grandpa is dead and he was 90...and my father is 61 this year
He has a bazillion backup bodies.
Only other antagonist seperate from Bison's forces are the Illuminati led by Gill.
I think he actually does become a little girl if Balrog's SF4 ending means anything.
PURE MUSCLE, I bet all that weight on big show is FAT
Sakura didn't put out ;_;
>hint: Makoto was going to be the lead in SFIII AND Ryu's daughter but that idea was scrapped
Chun-li "adopted" some kids in her SFIII ending if that counts for anything
For those who are interested, the street fighter timeline is like this.
Alpha: early 1980s. Sakura is barely legal, Bison has his OP as fuck full powered body, and Charlie is still alive.
SFII: mid to late 1980s. Bison has lost his original body, Charlie's dead, Sakura and most of the alpha kids have quit fighting. SFII concludes with Bison dying at Akuma's hands.
SFIII: set in the late 90s. An almost entirely new cast of characters, as everybody is either dead, retired, or too fucking old to fight. Akuma is in fact so old, his hair has started turning grey, and Ken has adopted an actual apprentice in Sean.
SFIV: set somewhere between alpha and SFII: It's not entirely clear. Parts of the game take place after or during SFIII, however.
He keeps putting his psycho power into new bodis. Cammy and the rest of the dolls exist so he has a ready supply of genetically perfect people to fuck with.
Akuma kills him at the end of street fighter 2.
Yeah he's a doll once you get to know him
IV's practically non-canon. or 3 is getting written off by Capcom going forward. Ibuki and Makoto are the same age group as Sakura, despite the fact the latter should be in her twenties and the former barely in puberty during the time SFIV supposedly takes place.
Oldest human is definetely Gen. He was an old man back in alpha.
>tfw chun is as old as my mom
>tfw shes my charge main for street fighter
Speaking of Ryu and Street Fighter, I'm surprised at how decent Assassin's Fist turned out after the franchise's previous bouts with live action.
It's pretty standard stuff (masters and students, temptation by the dark side, spiritual mumbo-jumbo, etc.) but it's executed well. And you can tell that the people making it have respect for Street Fighter and have done their homework.
>tfw my fightstick came in the mail today
>my dad was born in January 1963
>I'm barely even
That doesn't explain regular highschool girl, though.
Basically, the entire SF timeline is an anachronism, people age forward backwards and sideways, and SF5 will take place in whatever-year-it's-released and it turns out Chun-Li in that one will be retconned into being Sakura's teenage daughter.
How many SF characters have we seen kids of? Offhand I can think of C. Viper, Ken, Hakan, and (non-canon Marvel crossover ending) Sakura.
He sells fruits during off-season.
Pretty much. For reference, this is what videogames looked like in the 60s.