>in multiplayer game
>"dat ___ doe"
>"the ___ is real"
when did this start?
When 4chin became popular.
Everyone talks like a faggot nigger now.
>saying "lol" after killing someone
>calling someone a noob in 2014
>claiming others are hackers
I hate online shooters.
>talking to someone on steam/skype/whateverthefuck
>they say "lmao" after every other message
None of you do this, right?
I pretty much don't play online shooters on PC. Too many people cheat.
I refuse to believe a human being could sit there for so long and become so no-lifey that they can play almost as well as an aimbot.
Sayings come and go. These arent bad and I catch myself saying them myself.
If you wanna complain about something, complain about shit memes like doge and those ironic "420 blaze it no scope headshot mlg" videos.
I SERIOUSLY HOPED YOU DIDN'T DO THIS
BUT THEN YOU DID
>Get completely wrecked by the enemy team
>We didn't even have a chance
>they don't know that I'm saying it ironically.
They think you are a retard for acting like one?
WHAT A FUCKING COINCIDENCE
>join multiplayer game
>people in the match with 4chan meme names
>spouting memes in chat in caps
>any emoticon ever being acceptable in multiplayer games
I know everyone of you does this because it's just common and you don't want to appear autistic to other people on the server but holy shit you don't fucking admit that you do it and find it okay
fuk all of u
i ayy lmao, i rekt, i _ is real ad i dat _ doe in csgo just to mkae all of you fags rage and it typically works
>I refuse to believe a human being could sit there for so long and become so no-lifey that they can play almost as well as an aimbot.
>70% rail accuracy
>Kids react to ayy lmao
that whole finebros channel is so fucking cringeworthy and everything that is wrong with the internet holy fucking shit Jesus Christ
Really? This shit dates back to the 90s.
>People shit talking me
>I tell them to relinquish their hatred
>Tell them I am only here as a Shepard, and they are all my flock
>Be pleasant as all fuck, refer to people as "brother" before their name
>Tell them that I was once like them, alone and wandering, before the creator touched me and showed me his way
>Basically build a Jason Bright cult, defuse all hatred.
Sometimes people will defend me too, but it's funny as fuck to respond to them like some kind of enlightened cult member
STEP ASIDE FAGGOTS, ACTUAL LIST COMING THROUGH
:V , :] , :U , proper english (not in a chatroom)
:) , :( , lol
>SHITTY BUT TOLERABLE TIER
:L , :D , D: , #rekt , xDDD , epic (ironically) , greentexting , gr8 b8 m8 i r8 [etc]
>KILL YOURSELF TIER
:3 , :3c , lulz , lmao , ebin , lel/kek (if you're using them as a serious replacement for "lol") , epic (seriously) , /s4s/ memes in general , proper english (in a fucking chatroom)
>I hope senpai notices me
>emoticons (both ironic and non-ironic) other than ironic xD
That really pommeled my Rommels
>Why can't you faggots just keep this shit on here?
I'm honestly wondering whether I'm part of a minority of /v/ users by not spouting memes and acting like an annoying, lolrandumb underaged retard outside of 4chan.
I really hope I'm not
>"x"-erino oakily dokily
I find the Flanders speak pretty annoying.
Are you retarded? It's supposed to be a cat face.
I recently realized I say "...see what's up" a lot to myself.
Like, when I'm playing a game, my inner monologue will sound something like this:
>Oh shit I forgot to sell all my shit back in town
>Well I'm already all the way out here. I'll keep going until my inventory's full and then see what's up
That's not cancerous, right?
You do realize saying that shit is pretty much the equivalent of being one of those "OMG HE FELLOW REDDITORZ! LE NARWHAL BACONS AT MIDNIGHT! OMG" faggots, right?
It's cringeworthy as fuck.
you're fucking retarded. That does nothing and puts you on the same level as them. I can't tell you how many times I've seen fucktards on youtube using memes "sarcastically" to try and make fun of other meme-spouters and making themselves look like absolute morons in the process.
>Not understanding that language is constantly evolving in everything from real life to video game communities.
>Being upset by this because you're an old person who is losing touch with what's hip.
It happens to everybody.
>All these newfags, 4chan subreddit and /b/loggers faggots spewing 4chan lingo like it's going out of style all over the internet
We get it faggots, you know the secret club or w/e you think this place is. Just shut the fuck up.
I wear a fedora ironically and have multiple My Little Pony buttons on it and my vest which I wear underneath my black trench coat during the summer time. I have a condition where I get cold during summer and hot in the winter.
I meant as in mocking people who use shitty 4chan memes in other places.
Who needs reading comprehension.
>Try to use correct grammar at all times
>Always come off sounding like a cynical/uptight asshole
>Use smileys to balance it out
It's a habit I can't stop.
I feel like it used to be a definite rule about keeping 4chan shit strictly on 4chan. Like on the rule list and everything. Must've been awhile ago though.
At any rate it's mind boggling how people aren't ashamed to out themselves. My biggest fear is that the people around me will learn what I actually do in my free time.
I immediately disregard what a person has to say if they use "tho" or "doe"
>Trying to be "mature" on the internet
When did you become so self-conscious?
Who gives a shit if they think you're uptight? The vast majority of the world uses correct grammar. Only shitty messageboards dedicated to video games make fun of people who use proper grammar.
>Caring about the opinions of 13 year olds
>have fucking awesome game
>really close, people are going kill for kill until the end
>no one responds
>"dat ___ doe"
It started with that nigger's vine of him doing something then doing a backflip off of the wall
Then he turns to the camera and says
"Dat backflip tho"
Rekt is common sense
>"the ___ is real"
That came from twitter originally
"The struggle is real"
Meaning getting vagina or currency
>pretty okay tier
>post in on topic threads, report off-topic threads
>posting this list in a really just vaguely video game related thread
I guess I know which tier you're in, anon
>gg isn't commonplace after matches
>a really fucking close game takes place that everyone enjoys
>chat floods with gg
>dat ___ doe
Was in EB Games a few months ago and saw this.
reading comprehension 101. he literally said that it wasn't from 4chan.
I don't play league of legends so I assumed it was an OP character, thanks for clearing it up. I still cringe at the thought of people buying something with impact text on it though.
>loli is a body type
Probably the most cringe-inducing for me
That's another one I hate seeing thrown around. I've never been accused of being salty myself, but I've got a friend who uses it all the time in real life and I find it vexing.
I surf /v/ sitting next to my GF.
>any meme gets popular anywhere on the internet
>internet comedy consists of repetition
>/v/ in particular LOVES themselves some reposted memes
>everyone super surprised when it bleeds over into real life
>Kill someone 5 rounds in a row
>He finally kills you
>"get fucking owned bitch"
>not loving lolis of all shapes and sizes
What kind of "pedos in denial" dictionary are you reading?
This is actually pretty legit. Something I thought wouldn't have happened 5 years ago. People spouting off and "liking" shit from 4chan, especially on Facebook. Many years ago, if someone mentioned 4chan, the would would let out a synchronized scoff. Now, people just say "4chan? It's just like Reddit but with meaner people and gross stuff xD". I heard that on a podcast and died a little.
I hate lol and lel and lmao
kek sounds like an actual sound someone could possibly make while laughing (kekekeke)
in the end though, we all sound like faggots, no matter what, you sound like shit to someone no matter how you talk.
If someone's being a shitter in the game, fuck them up. Don't come on 4chan and complain about it like a precious little bitch.
I think I found this shit too funny for what it was worth.
>/v/ is one person
Funny enough, this concept (meme) of the "/v/ isn't a single hiveminded entity" is a highly reposted opinion.
So, you might think it's overgeneralizing, but look at your greenpost, look at your "/v/ is one person," look at you proving the point.
Fuck, I spit my water
I know what they are
I still don't like any of them aside from kek since it sounds somewhat like a sharp restrained burst of laughter if you read it as kek instead of kay ee kay
only /v/ would do something as pathetic as this
"Hey man, it's a small thing, but would you mind using xD less?"
often being straightforward and not being a dick works.
otherwise, go full shithead. He uses xD so maybe he deserves it?
>le epic meem ;)
Some shitposter in response to the memesoputer
>LE LE LE LE LE LE XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD EPIC MEEM XDXD LE LE LE THIS IS YOU STUPID REDDITOR GO BACK TO REDDIT! XDDDDDDDD
Both are equally as bad. Don't pretend you're better than the other if you shitpost like this.
>communicating outside of friends/organized teams
Steve Bonnell and other retard streamers a long time ago, all who go to Reddit...
That guy is a major faggot. He used to have his own unique way of making people laugh then he realized that he couldn't use the same jokes and act the same way so he just started reddit meme spamming. Probably one of the most annoying and retarded streamers.