ok at the fucking comments
>1.6 million views
Are you fucking kidding me? This isn't even funny in the slightest. It looks like something that would have been on websites like Albinoblacksheep over 8 years ago.
Daughter laughs because some character gets hurt
Wife laughs because daughter laughs
He laughs because he gets the MARIOH-game reference
Funny-quality-time! They are so normal, even slightly different people laugh at them.
Wow fucking hilarious no one has ever made that joke before this guy is breaking new ground when it comes to video game humor.
I wonder what other games would be like if you applied the same setting in reality? It really makes you think about all the ridiculous things you can do in the video game world!
>I wonder what other games would be like if you applied the same setting in reality
You're in luck, friend! This man happens to have several more videos just like that! Like and subscribe for more epic reality game videos!
>people like things I dont like
not a reason to get mad, kids
>people still think Mario hits blocks with his head
>"Oh my God my life is complete."
>"hahaha laughing so hard I'm actually crying."
>"OMG I cried with laughter. :'D"
You know, when I'm on break from college, I forget just how casual people really are in the world.
Then I go back and realize JUST HOW FUCKING CASUAL PEOPLE ARE.
Late night /v/ is the best.
>Not knowing Super Sayan 3 script by HEAAAAAAAAAAAAARTH
I've really grown to dislike people. Last time I went to the movies I almost had a cringe overload from retards just having a good time. I raged so hard at this one guy for whisper-screaming the quintessential 'Gozirra' gag during a Godzilla trailer. I frowned and cringed so fucking hard I thought my face would cramp
I remember fapping to it
"lmao" (laughing my ass out) is old as fuck, but the alien thing is from /sp/ or some shit (/tv/ and /sp/ are the ones usually spamming shit)
I don't even know why I should explain this shit.
>someone somewhere is typing this exact thing out in sincerity, with their fingers, as they're thinking it is the best textual representation of the way they're feeling
Hey, I've got one! Ever notice how Pokeballs don't have airholes? Trainers would send out their Pokemon but they'd be dead! If a webcomic ever made that joke I'd be LOLing out loud!
>the clouds are different from the bushes
>Things in video games are different than real life!
Slightly. Still get's me a bit riled up thinking how they feel obligated to drop a hollow comment like that just because everyone else is and because it's 'supposed' to be funny. It's kind of how someone will see a commercial a million times in a week, completely becoming desensitized, then when they have some company over and the commercial happens to air again, they feel the need to laugh out loud.
Fucking white people are the main culprits of this.
>I can't even tell if those comments are "ironic" thanks to the shitty trend that is cancerous ironic humor
Here the knowyourmeme page
"The image of the alien has circulated the web since as early as November 2012, appearing on a number of Spanish-language paranormal sites including Tempo Espaço, El Gurú and El Rincon Paranormal. Though it is unclear where the photo was first posted, it was referenced on Twitter on March 31st, 2013 in a conversation between two users."
What if when he ate the mushrooms, he goes on a drug trip!
Normalfags terrify me. I don't know how anyone could be that absent-minded.
"Omg, lmaoooooo XD"
At least when we do it on here, we're pretending to be retarded or making fun of someone. These people think it's a genuine way to communicate.
It baffles me even more when people think this is obscure. "Us gamers, huh? We get this reference. we're hip, and in." The only people who wouldn't get it are legally retired. It's like saying "That's right, I'm a real film-buff. Did you ever hear of Indiana Jones? Remember that part where he whips things? You wouldn't get it, you're not a film buff like me."
Why does this shit have 2 million+ views?
If you wanna pizza roll, send me a comment on my webzone
That shit doesn't exist outside of these 'walls'.
People are THIS casual and stupid. Besides, there aren't even any good trolls left nowadays. You can tell if someones being ironic since they'll always leave it at least one subtle hint that they're trolling, just because they really care about people thinking they're actually retarded. A true troll throws that shit out the windows and sacrifices his pride to piss people the fuck off.
Fuck, I wish late-night /v/ was the only /v/. Everyone seems to pretty much be on the same page with this kind of stuff. Then we get the day-time fuckers who would constantly post the new egorapteor music video and say shit like, "meh, I thought it was funny, I even chuckled a couple times", when the entire video is compiled of shit like in the OP and dick jokes...nothing else, lowest common denominator vidya jokes...and dick jokes. I fucking hate neo /v/, I'm exclusively browsing at night now.
Reminds me of another faggot that was there at the very same movie I mentioned before. I was seeing the Captain America movie and every time they shoehorned the porsche in the movie, this autistic neckbeard would ALWAYS chant, "Gay....gay.....gay....you're car sucks....gay....gay...Porsche is gay....gay", like fucking clockwork. His friends did their little stupid awkward pity-chuckle so I guess that fat autist took that as the green light to keep the cringe coming. I fucking hate the public.
And what do you do then? You just fucking cash in, and the kids in their 20's try to break into the working world after hundreds of thousands of dollars of college debt, paying for these old fucks.
You have to keep in mind what you thought was funny at that age... Although surely our internet culture, which hadn't even existed before the 2000's, was better than theirs, right?
>Aww, did mommy forget to unbunch your panties? Quite frankly sir, tumors and most of the things that contain dark humor are VERY VERY real, and some people with these kinds of conditions find these things quite funny! im not sure how to put this nicely...oh yes, your being a pussy.
Why did I even read the comments.
Sometime I wonder if I'm just more susceptible to ideas and calmer posts at night. Like, I'm so tired that whatever I read makes sense and I become nostalgic and sad. Like I am now.
YOU DON'T FUCKING TALK JACK ABOUT HOMESTAR RUNNER
I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL FUCKING END YOU
AND ESPECIALLY DON'T TALK JACK ABOUT SENOR CARDGAGE, YOU GIANT COCKSUCKING ANUSLICKING SHITSWALLOWER
Christ, I remember all the FAGGOTS pretending to find it humorous on /v/. Always a bad day here when Ego makes new material, but at least it makes it easy to spot out the redditors and normalfags.
It's like a Homestarrunner gag, where they make fun of Saturday Morning cartoons
2:35 if it doesn't load because people can't be bothered to download adblock.
Yep. Your reward for being a little cog in the system for all of your adult life is that after 65, depending on how much your worked and how much money you made, you'll get a check in your doorstep every month for a fixed amount of money until you die.
I couldn't believe he'd put something so unfunny like that in anything he made. I mean, he's no comedy god, but that "joke" was a new level of shit.
Ironic shitposting doesn't exist outside these hallowed halls, but that doesn't make it any better. Because there are people out there that actually think and act like this seriously. There are people out there that think this "joke" that's been told millions of times for 30 years is comedy gold. It's fucking horrible I hate people jesus christ
Fuck you, HomestarRunner is still funny to this day. Play SBCG4AP
It's okay anon, he's just retarded. he didn't mean no harm.
Literally, the only part that could even be considered funny was when the power in the gym went out and Brock was all like, "Oh, no, I have milk and eggs in the fridge!", or something like that. I remember it made me smile. That's all I got out of Pokeawesome 2
While we're on the subject of trends, I have been wondering what people will say when the mainstream popularity of games dies out.
Do you think people will look back to games like GTA, Skyrim, CoD, and other games with silly embarrassment like how people look back to the silly looking 80's fashion people would all wear?
>inb4 implying video games will stop being popular
>tfw no more Tankmen
JohnnyUtah is still good, but Tankmen is forever my favorite flash animation.
I know what you mean. Egoraptor was never the pinnacle of humor, but never EVER was he that normalfag-tier. Add it to the overflowing pile of "What if [children's game] had adult themes?" jokes.
I wept like a bitch at the April Fools update. I was in my college's library at the time. It was one of the greatest days I've ever had. I got really drunk and watched a SBEmail marathon with /v/. /v/ can be pretty fun in streams, just not on /v/, and of course it was something as sacred as HomestarRunner. No one would dare shitpost when it came to something like that, or on a day like that.
I don't get what the fuck happened to NG, all of the original guys who made fucked up shit stopped making new things, the entire site became way too PC
Nowadays 90% of the top rated movies/games are rated either E or T, once a month maybe a M game will slip by, and god forbid an A-rated game/movie hits the FP
As recent as fucking 2009 A-rated movies and games regularly front paged, fucked up assholes like Stamper, Evil Dog and Edmund McMillen were the most popular people on the site
Now it's NO THIS IS A FAMILY FRIENDLY SITE FOR EVERYONE PLS NO MEANNESS
Fuck Tom Fulp, I'm glad Dan Paladin and Edmund broke off of NG to make their own independent games.
It's like I'm back in middle school.
YOU'RE GOING TO DETROY THE WHOLE PLANET FATHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRR!
Disney would never touch a site that has pornography of any kind
But let's put this into perspective, this is currently the only movie/game rated anything higher than T on the FP of newgrounds
Notice the author, a guy who's been around since 2008, who's made almost exclusively dark, fucked up shit. Meanwhile, back in 2008, people like him populated more than half of the userbase.
Fulp is involved with Behemoth someway I don't exactly know. I've never had a problem with how he develops games or anything like that, but he doesn't know how the fuck to run a site anymore.
Behemoth is primarily Dan and a few others.
>she pronounces manga "mahngah"
okay so there's going to be a joke about him pronouncing japanese wro-
no please don't
>that pronunciation of her japanese
WHAT NO PLEASE STOP THIS NOW
>THOSE SUBTITLES FOR HER JAPANESE
THIS IS ALL A GIANT RUSE RIGHT
NOBODY CAN BE THIS FUCKING STUPID RIGHT
>Why do people feel that it is necessary to point out that mario hits blocks with his fist when clearly 300 other people wrote the same thing? You guys feel that your opinion is that strong enough that you have to rehash the same comment over and over and over again? Who the fuck cares?
He sounds like one of those people who call out facts as a bad thing.
>YEAH? WE DON'T NEED YOUR FACTCHECKING PEOPLE AROUND HERE. YOU MARIO-OLOGISTS
I can't even decipher what she said
It's like somebody read to her what the subtitles read, only without the keigo, and only once so she'd have to wing it when she forgot what it said.
IT SURE WAS NICE OF THE PRINCESS TO INVITE US OVER FOR A PICNIC, EH LUIGI?
MY BOY, THIS PEACE IS WHAT ALL TRUE WARRIORS STRIVE FOR!
SNOOPING AS USUAL I SEE
THAT'S NO GOOD
MAMA? MAMA LUIGI?
I didn't think it was possible to lose even more faith in humanity.
Enough of this "I've lost faith in humanity" shit. I see this same fucking sentence at least five times a day. If you're so fed up with humanity, then either kill yourself, or stop interacting with humans entirely.
So mr hot shot pitcher decides okay, i'll just throw this ball to the batter
but the batters is actually AROD and he's on roids AND KABLAMO HE CRUSHES THE BALL INTO SPACE AND GETS A TOUCHDOWN!!!! LOL
>sportsfan123: that's not funny, also it's not a touchdown, it's a homerun
>yankeesfags: arod is a baseball player you moron. not football
>anothersportsfan425: touchdowns are football, oh my god you are so dumb
>sawks4life: at least you got the roids part right
Why are people honestly baffled by this?
>see a funny video
>15 years later
>see the same exact joke
>"This is stupid"
>meanwhile an 8 year old finds and thinks it's hilarious
>you are now realizes those people won't get reprimanded at all for fact checking this random guy's dumb joke unlike what's happening in that video
I seriously fucking hate this society.
>20 bucks says Reggie saw these this year and that got them the E3 job.
He did it, because Sony did it first and it was successful
Read it again. I never said I lost. I stated it as a fact that the human race as a whole has lost a lot of faith to it.
That post was not meant to be me bitching. It was meant to state a universal fact.
So, are you one of those fact deniers?
>20 years from now
>Woah, No Love is such an amazing song, I was born in the wrong generation, I'll never see Ride live on stage
>just looked up Skeet Fighter again
>everyone acting like it's the wierdest, most disgusting thing they've ever seen
>"why do I have this boner? XD"
>"lol who the fuck likes this shit ew"
>some people have even made reaction videos
People disgust me.
This short represented a shift in Newgrounds's audience. See, a lot of people probably don't remember at this point, but in the late 90s/early 00s, Newgrounds was all about fucked up stuff like this. Celebrities and pop culture characters would be associated with blood, shootings, shit, anything to make them look disgusting. And everyone laughed. They thought it was funny. I can't explain why, but that's what made Newgrounds popular was shorts like this.
The creator of this short, JohnnyUtah, has been around NG ever since those times. Nowadays though, people are a lot more sensitive. I've seen people hate this short for all sorts of reasons. It's cruel, it doesn't represent Pokemon in any sort of accurate way, it's disgusting and gross. That's how Newgrounds's audience has changed. People used to come from all over to club seals and murder the Powerpuff Girls. Now it's all about clean non-offensive humor.
Pretty much, and sometimes they make pretty funny stuff.
But not when it's their retarded Jake & Amir or any other 'serial' sketch of the sort. Also not when it's animated. Also still hit and miss even with the ones remaining. So basically they're like 90% shit.
>Bahahahahahaha!! this right here made my day #LOL #mariobros #funnyvideo #italianamericas
>you must be fun at parties
>wow you aqre such a nerd lolol
Why do you feel the need to correct other people over stupid jokes?
"Wow I know mario hits blocks with his hands, I'm sooooo fucking smart" Maybe if you had a real degree or job, you'd know something to be actually proud of
Why do you feel the need to insult other people for pointing out stuff?
"Wow you know Mario hits blocks with his hands, you're sooooo fucking smart" Maybe if you had a real degree or job, you'd know something to be actually proud of.
fuck I'm crying
it doesnt make any sense I shouldnt be laughing at this shit
Where the holy fuck have YOU been? Ironic humor is a hipster thing that's basically "pretending to be retarded" until post-ironism takes place.
The reason why a lot of shit like femenism, anti-femenism, pot legalization, shrek jokes and etc. are becoming a thing is NOT because of 4chan, but people who mock them with jokes until they end up liking what they were mocking.
This is also how a lot of people abuse irony to pass agendas since forever.
I am not amused, i know every one isnt gifted in the art of flash, but for fuck sake man, try to do better. I dont watch alot of Mario Porn (It just creeps me out a bit) But i know their is alot better than this. Slaanesh would be turned off by now, and he's/she's/it/Both/What-the-fuck-ever is the god of Fap!
Is this image really supporting the idea of not thinking critically about things just because they are fiction? That's retarded, no wonder he's a fucking comic book writer and not an actual author in real literature. If you can't answer questions like that about your story then you're likely just making shit up without thinking it all through and creating realism within the fiction.
"Fiction" does not mean that the fiction doesn't have to conform to it's own canonical reality. If eyebeams exist there has to be a reason within that story why they exist and how they work - if the author can't tell you that then he's a fucking shit writer.
>you must be fun at parties
He's right. You fucking know-it-alls are exactly the kind of people who'll butt into a discussion to talk about shit no one cares about.
>Well, we only use 10 percent of out brains!
I miss the old days where Youtubers had a flashy page about themselves and you could customize it with colors and move around things and people always commented on your channel, even if it was trolling or arguments, why did Google have to fuck it up soo so so so so bad?
>Well, we only use 10 percent of out brains!
No one has ever done that ever retard.
>lol this is so weird and random they must've been on drugs to make this
Most people who say any variant of this (especially to some relatively mundane shit) haven't the slightest bit of imagination.
Retards flock to retarded videos.
Nothing new here, unfortunately.
Makes one wonder why anybody bothers to put in any effort on non lowest denominator schlock when they can just spread their cheeks and shit out a family guy-esque joke for a guaranteed million+ views.
DARN YOU KAKA KRABBY PATTY
Mario is pretty much the Superman of video games.
Most iconic character in a (formerly) niche medium with an extremely bland character, so he's the perfect target for easy humor like "OMG WHAT IF HE WANTED TO FUCK PEACH XD" or "LOL WHAT IF HE'S ACTUALLY EVIL".
Casuals will eat this shit up and there's nothing you can do about it.
I think they're both shit, ever since Egoraptor got popular on newgrounds everyone started copying his retarded "so randum muh funny faces and phrases". I may sound like a jaded faggot but i see it all fucking over youtube now.
Thinking critically is thinking about themes and shit.
You're just being a nit picky bitch.
Why should the Brothers Grimm have explained how a wolf could talk? Why should Anderson explain how mermaids turn into sea foam? Why should Seuss explain how the cat got the hat? Why should Stoker explain a vampire's transmogrification?
except that Egoraptor got shit the more popular he got, he stopped making cartoons and now does shit-nobody-cares tier songs, which are also mediocre at best, while Oney is still funny.
>Keep seeing ads for that shitty Mary Sue movie starring the girl with the nice butt from The Avengers
>Morgan Freeman narrating the commercial
>SHE DA FIRST PERSON TO EVER USE MORE THAN 10 PERCENT OF DA BRAIN =)))))
SexuaLobster. Does his own thing, is very good at it.
His music video animations, while brief, are an order of magnitude funnier than Starbomb/Egoraptor. Except for a few he does which are just utterly bizarre.
no, he's deliberately and dishonestly confusing the concepts of willing suspension of disbelief with internal consistency.
That adults question why superman flies or Sebastian sings is a strawman.
Adults start questioning shit when it starts being inconsistent. Like if Sebastian was mute for most of it, even when it would have benefited him to speak, starts talking randomly and then shuts up again for no reason.
Yeah. I get shitfaced and people like me for some reason. If I heard someone say we only use 10% of our brains I'd make a shitty joke out of it and all the bitches would jump on my dick.
>make a video about "Actually Mario would hurt his head if he hit a block like that"
>gets butthurt and calls others know-it-all if they correct him
>STOP OVER-KNOW-IT-ALLING MY KNOW-IT-ALLING
If you made a joke about an incorrect assumption over literally any other medium in the world, except perhaps tabletop/anime, you would get called a fucking retard.
Playing video games doesn't make you a special snowflake allowed to get away with this shit.
>There are more important things to worry about than DATA and FACTS!
>multiple comments on how funny this shit is
>all by people using their real names
In any other context, you'd think these people were bots. It's like reading a petition to support EA. I feel like I'm going to scroll down and see Chad from Chad or Mike from North Korea posting "I heard a snap! Really funny guys!"
>"Wow I know mario hits blocks with his hands, I'm sooooo fucking smart"
You seem to be projecting. Perhaps there are some unresolved issues with being corrected by someone in your life.
Maybe it's because it's 6:30 a.m. and I haven't slept in almost 24 hours, but I'm laughing a lot at these and a couple other videos. Much better than what I've seen from ego in a while, and the luigi ballad was the only thing I ever liked from starbomb, and this is much better. I'll rest and watch some more later to see if they hold up, thanks for the links.
Part of the reason people butt in like that is usually one-upsmanship or to sandbag a person that was being a total douche to them earlier.
It's rarely if at all completely unwarranted. The intent is usually to make someone look like a fool unless they just aim to clear up common misconceptions.
>it doesn't mastter if we spread lies and missinformation if we interact with each other.
You are the definition of stupid.
>Part of the reason people butt in like that is usually one-upsmanship or to sandbag a person that was being a total douche to them earlier.
Not when it comes to the typical /v/-poster. Their interjections are fueled by pure autism.
>Not when it comes to the typical /v/-poster. Their interjections are fueled by pure autism.
If we're talking /v/ in itself, then you're also missing the point that people are anonymous and hold no immediate value of kissing your ass or showing fake courtesy for you to spout unchecked bullshit.
Also, the whole point of being anonymous is that your ideas are more important than your concept of identity. Welcome to reality, and a hard lesson is that there are people that call you out on things if that makes you angry, then you've lost the lesson.
However, if you're talking about actual parties, events or other such events of going out, talking to people and having that happen then I might validate you on the social interaction bit. People who are in a handshake distance might know people that can land you a job or something, but all that courtesy doesn't mean shit if you're nameless behind your computer screen and if you were able to IP trace an anon just fuck over their life for being corrected on small shit, you already crossed the line far more than the person that hurt your feelings did.
>PEOPLE THINK YOU ONLY USE 10 PERCENT OF YOUR BRAIN
we don't. as far as I know the whole 10% thing came from the fact that at any given time only 10% of your entire brain is active. it's just that the active portion will be constantly switching. when your entire brain is active you are actually having a seizure
>man jumping high enough to hit his head hard enough on said block twice his height in the air
>second man jumping up and somehow snapping his neck on same block
yep, sure is realistic, there were so many other angles they could have gone with this, but they literally took the first thing on the first level and said
'yeah, do that' like they don't even know the first goddamn thing about Mario games.
I wish Limitless had been about a guy that willingly turned himself into a vegetable after taking that pill. It could have been a drama about coping with loss and how treating sci-fi tropes as fact can bite you in the ass.
>Nintendo, Piratefags, Oldfags, and Microsoft fans leave /v/ to another chansite.
>Sony fanboys, Phonefags, and PC (via Steam/Origin) fans take over the place
>hourly sales threads and Nintendoom threads by TheDude
>PS4/Sony won threads sponsored by Gaming-Age Forums
>Flappy Bird/Ripoff/Facebook vidya threads by Android owners
>Half-Life 3 confirmed threads, /r/pcmasterace, and Gaben Worship threads by the Steam community
>obvious Bioware shill thread
>/v/ being advertised outside 4chan on Reddit, Twitter, KYM (with a new detailed entry) and Youtube
>/v/ is pretty vulnerable now to anything
>SJWs come in again start making Kotaku and FemFreq threads
>Reddit make unpopular opinion threads to admit their shit tastes without anybdy criticizing them.
>Tumblr make gender confusion/feminine dick threads to bait in /pol/ to argue again
>/b/ comes in a make a CP or gore thread due to the "/v/ is /b/ 2.0" meme
>Ruggarell, /foolz/ and the #siztra crew does their usual shitposting jobs
>Mods and Janitors give up on /v/ and moderate some where else.
>Moot decides to give up /v/ and make the board red and give them IDs tags enforcing the made up no vidya discussion rule like in >2011
>literally NeoGAF 2.0, /b/ 2.0, and Digg 6.0 (Reddit 2.0) but with anonymity
enjoy your future, faggot, we'll be at /v/idyachan (/v/'s 7chan/dream site) discussing vidya while you shit up /v/ with your falseflags and shitposting
>this is who the MGR shitposters really are
Were you not here in 2007 when /v/ was always 5/10 threads on page 0 being pokemon? /poyo/ threads? Japan time? Ur Mr Gay? Mother 3? Fucking kids browsing this goddamned site.
The commentaries are outlandish. It freaks me out, it is as if people are being forced to comment with a gun pointed to their heads, like that banana facebook shit.
>ebaumsworld, funnyjunk, and newgrounds are hollow shells, disgusting and twisted charactictures of what they used to be
>The original unoriginal "Rip other people off and plaster water marks on their work for profit" site
>Super Mario jokes
No, no. Tell me again about that Star Wars parody you wanted to do.
It's basically the new doge, enjoy it while you can.
I remember watching Fukemon back in 2001, found that shit funny as hell when I was 12.
It's awkward to watch nowadays, but it still holds a place in my heart.