What do you think Samus is like when she isn't on a mission?
No thanks. Metroids are cute though.
Not overly neat but not laid back either. Probably reads a lot of old history and bounties. Dresses like no one is around cause no one is so lots of skin ala old metroid game endings. Likes to air out. Doesnt mingle with people. Only times spotted in a bar or public place bars to get bounties or info. Shows up in full armour and everyone gets the fuck out of her way.
She's probably a social, friendly girl. She's shown in a bar in art from Zero Mission or Fusion, and you don't go to a bar if you're an introvert with people issues.
She probably has a few triggers that would prompt her to break your fucking neck, though, and she probably hates thinking too much.
She's probably very troubled on a deep level, but she's been through so much and gets so much respect from so many people that it's probably not readily apparent through.
God, I love Samus as a character.
How is she when she doesn't surf?
How is she when she doesn't surf?
How is she when she doesn't surf?
I wonder what she does when she wakes up?
When she wakes up
I assume he's basing it off the manga, where she's retarded.
That's not boring, when did I imply she doesn't do any of that socially?
It's a guaranteed necessity for her job though. Also she has probably never touched a video game in her life, that's just a vibe I get.
I didn't mean like "JEEZ THIS BOOK MAKES MY HEAD HURT".
I mean that she probably hates letting her mind wander for too long. I would imagine that you'd want to repress memories of a twelve-foot dragon torching your parents and eating them at every possible juncture.
>Shows up in full armour and everyone gets the fuck out of her way.
I was with you up until here. I doubt she'd go anywhere in her armor because that'd be much more conspicuous. Anyone can be a blond chick, only one person has that suit.
It's kind of in a gray area. Parts of it, like the death of Samus' parents, and her being raised by the Chozo, are definitely canon. However, the end of the manga contradicts Zero Mission, and there's some weird stuff like Ridley and Mother Brain talking that doesn't seem to fit with the games.
Before Other M, she seemed super-confident and alpha, but approachable and empathetic.
Post Other-M, I imagine she spends all day whining on Livejournal.
>like Ridley and Mother Brain talking that doesn't seem to fit with the games.
No one significant to the overall series really speaks in the game (until... y'know). Also, MB and Ridley are both clearly intelligent, so there's no reason beyond physiology that they couldn't speak.
Actually no, the manga was made by a guy named Kenji Ishikawa. I don't think it's ever been stated how much involvement Sakamoto had with it, though I assume he did at least lay out the basic plot. However, Sakamoto absolutely did write Zero Mission and Other M, both of which the manga contradicts.
I just finished fapping
Other M contradicts nearly every game in some respects. Sakamoto didn't give a fuck.
Different strokes for different folks.
bu-but I already had a metroid thread going on
>used to think I really, really love the metroid series
>years later realize I only like Super and Zero Mission and hate the rest
though I haven't played the prime games yet
But those two are some of my favorite games ever, so fuck I don't even know.
Fun-loving barfly that doesn't really open up to people or talk about herself.
She's in endings in bars and in presumably alien civilizations mingling, but somehow even GF soldiers consider her a myth.
>anti-social white girl
My dick couldn't get any harder
Christmas Cakes are shit tier.
Girls only a few years older than you, like just enough to be the cool older sister but not old enough to be your mom or some shit, that's the sweet spot.
Reminder that Sakamoto wrote both Fusion AND Other M.
One was decent, and the other a heaping pile of shit. I imagine he really didn't give a fuck at that point.
>though I haven't played the prime games yet
They're only the pinnacle of the series, m8.
Notably, this comic also shows Samus posing heroically with and being cheered on by bikini-clad girls.
If he's into the 2D games for high speed blastin' and platformin' right left and centre, then he might not enjoy the slower, more deliberate, puzzly nature of the Primes.
Although 3 is probably closest to the 2D games in that regard.
Anybody else think it's kinda fucked that SJWs treat Other M like it's one of the few "good" Metroid games, while it's one of the few truly sexist games out there?
Have you seen feet and hands? Fucking abominations compared to anything else, except maybe ears.
5 digits, all of them different shape and sizes.
and feet? having 3 sphere at the bottom that make some weird ass triangle shape but then fucking it up with that indent that everyone can only describe as a "foot print".
and then palm of hands, what the fuck is with that shit.
Fuck feet, fuck hands, fuck evolution.
Ahaha, oh fuck. I haven't played Fusion in so long I never realised how much this doesn't make sense. Nintendo removed the Prime games from Metroid's continuity because Other M clashed with them, so does this mean Sakamoto's other own fucking work should be considered non canon?
I've never heard a SJW talk about Other M.
Rule of thumb is that any game that isn't a triple AAA game won't be talked about by the SJW journalists. Either because these people don't actually play vidya or talking about obscure stuff doesn't make money (probably a bit of both.)
Somehow I doubt a well built spaceship (or even a shitty one) is gonna be compromised by a fucking dart.
The real question is how that managed to actually stick to the wall at all frankly. Maybe it's one of those magnetic ones.
>The comment in particular referred to them as more of a side story that wasn't very important to the main series.
>Galaxy spanning adventure bigger in scope and threat than any of her other missions before and after
That's like calling LttP an insignificant side story to Link's Awakening.
How'd you guys react if Nintendo rebooted Metroid, but this time around they made Samus a tranny?
Don't know about SWJ, but I still remember how this game made that one lady on G4 cry about how much of a betray it was by making Samus weak and stupid.
Not that I was complaining, they did make Samus weak and fucking stupid, but anyway.
Eh. As long as the game (and story, if there were one) were done well, I probably wouldn't mind.
Also as long as not a single dev or nintendo higher up mentioned it as being done for the sake of equal representation or some shit like that.
"She actually was all along. Magic space bird people genes, folks!"
Most likely in bars, trying to pick up men, and get pregnant. She should really go to therapy on account of her DNA being fucked with and being rendered genetically incompatible with anything.
if she had her melee moveset heck yes
What would happen if an x parasite absorbed phazon?
Spent more time trying to get feet and hands "just right" then on the actual pictures themselves, only for them to still look weird as shit. Fuck those things, everyone wears boxing gloves for now on.
She could always go to the Space Pirates for help. Get a babby clone.
You'd need Phaazon enhanced Metroid Woman (and an armada) to fuck up their planet.
>tfw a girl lets you in her room
>tfw she smells nice
>The most realistic interpretation of a character who was so traumatized by having her parents killed by aliens that she made a career out of going to alien worlds and killing all the aliens is one where she actually fucks all the aliens
Someone's never cleared a Metroid game.
Hands, feet, and faces are the hardest thing for any artist to draw properly. Faces are the first thing we see on a person and what we're trained to pay attention to first of all. Hands and feet are complex appendages forged by millions of years of evolution meant for huge amounts of different roles (ask a prostheticist how hard it's been going to replicate functional hands and feet)
Ad the best part is the gorilla freeze to death when the winter comes!
Fuck, I even got that ending.
I always assumed those where non-canon though, because, reasons....
I forget sometimes how retarded the translation was in 4
You have no fucking idea how hard that made me laugh just now.
Fuck, I had those as a kid.
Also metroids only have their kinetic resistance in their larval state, and only then when on their home planet or an environment that mimicks it.
They also could not leave a planet on their own under any circumstances, where as the X, if exposed to a planet with civilization, could easily achieve space flight or other means to reach new worlds.
So having an impracticable object for an arm is common in this universe?
Why is there no porn of Samus being surrounded by pirates, her desperately trying to fight her way out, failing, getting captured and raped by the crew, shackled, used as a toilet during their long journeys around the galaxy, and finally used as food for Metroids in which they slowly suck her life force out of her sexual organs in which she cries and pleads for her life as her eyes slowly turn listless and it ends with her being devoured with tears down her face.
You know, a normal doujin? What the fuck is up with Japan son?
Don't spacesuits have like piss systems built in so you can take a piss and it'll go through some tubes and go in a little pouch in the suit or some shit like that? Why wouldn't the power suit have something similar?
I just want drawings of Samus in the full suit, no missing helmet, just the suit, any suit except zero suit. The power suits in the series are awesome but everyone concentrates on Zero Suit its a god damn shame.
You can see his fingers there. I figure by the design of the thing that it's either just being held, or the energy blade can dissipate and the top bit maybe slide back so he can use his hand.
>not the real Megaman
I'll fucking cut you, faggot
That is so cool and so stupid at the same time.
>anyone wouldn't have night terrors for the rest of their lives from this.
This comic is canon.
>mfw filtered it
go ahead, I don't give a fuck
I wish more fanart of things in general used this style, it's awesome.
I'm not too bothered if the helmet's missing.
I have no idea what you people are referring to.
>you will never dominate samus, choke the shit out of her, slowly brainwash her and make her your personal fuck hole and have her be your obedient 7" killing machine that rides you with her mouth after bullying and killing your enemies
>transformation is a terrible fetish
Nigga U crazy
Robotics rule faggot
I'm serious. Don't open these, for your own health.
I would assume she does that, or go into a homicidal rage.
Probably the curl up into a ball one though.
>let's you play with her hair
>"oh anon I love when you play with my hair!"
>take a sniff
>I- I have to go.
>fap furiously to that scent
At least her daddy went out fighting though.
Why didn't you listen to me? Why did you open them?
You reap what you sow.
Why does everyone think Samus would have feather pubes when the hair on her head isn't made of feathers?
Wow, fuck, I never played MMBN after the first game, but I don't remember the translation being like that in the first, lack of VWF aside.
How do you even get "Daddy might cum" from Japanese?
>not having her bully and insult your enemies while in morphball mode
I shig dig son.
>Samus is an emotional train wreck.
>These comics are still canon.
Because in Sakamoto's retard canon, Samus is actually enlisted in the Galactic Federation military for a period before she becomes a bounty hunter/mercenary.
I think we were talking about how stupid this idea was in a thread just yesterday.
I almost want to play 4 to laugh at it, but from what I'm seeing, it's the shittiest game in the series even not including the translation, and I wasn't too hot on MMBN in the first place.
If I want to get a good laugh playing bad games, though, I'll keep it in mind.
>Because in Sakamoto's retard canon, Samus is actually enlisted in the Galactic Federation military for a period before she becomes a bounty hunter/mercenary.
This was the case years and years before other m was even an idea.
if you're talking about personality
I've always thought of Samus being like those Big but queit types.
The best example I can give for women is Ayaka Kagari from witch craft work
or Sakaki from azumanga Diaoh
I can imagine she lives most of her life i her head, but doesn't let it show.
>This is what Samus dreams every night.
>These pages are being taken completely out of context.
>we were talking about how stupid this idea was in a thread just yesterday
I think I remember that. It's not a terrible idea , but the execution - as per Sakamoto - is awful.
Maybe she got it after they injected her with bird DNA?
That already exists. Nothing exists of what you mentioned. Literally nothing. If you know any, post it.
Well, even if he didn't know how to crawl, he at least beat the game.
I don't care if people are bad at single-player games or at least keep their badness in mutliplayer restricted to friends or whatever, just so long as they don't use guides or bitch about the difficulty.
>play Super Metroid three or four times in a row during senior year of high school (~2010)
>learn that shit like the back of my hand by the last run
>haven't touched it since though
>go to replay it
>forgot literally everything
I'm never gonna get my time below five hours am I
I think this one actually might be better too.
>actually find that the forum still exists, but can't make new topics and all old topics are hidden
>Welcome back; your last visit was on Dec 22 2007, 08:36 PM
There aren't any words for what I'm feeling right now.
>not iliac crest
Step the fuck up
Also raised by aliens. She probably gets turned on most by beaks and feathers.
Why not? We still use stone tools and bows and arrows today. Shit would be cost effective as fuck. Dont need much to kill aliens.
She'd probably be frigid to people like Tony and a complete smitten kitten with autistic retards on /v/. Just like her.
>Aaaaand the feeling is gone. I am embarassed of the me from seven years ago.
Try finding shit from 2002 on ezboard. I cringe at the memory.
>Remember my middle school neopets account
>Shop whines about being hacked and loving kawaii stuff (that's japanese for cute!)
Fuck, now all of the embarrassing internet childhood memories are flooding back all at once.
I'm fucking shit at this but I tried fixing it.
A camera isn't a mirror in the strictest sense.
By this logic, vampires should be invisible to the human eye because it detects reflected light.
Always has one eye on the incoming bounty list and the galactic news, keeping an eye out for Space Pirate attacks. If civilians are attacked by Space Pirates, she goes after it immediately, doesn't even wait for the Federation to clear her.
She listens to music and looks at art. She also buys shit and fixes it. The chozo taught her a lot about practical stuff like engineering, as well as cultural stuff as well. Sometimes she goes to art shows and shit. She tends to blather about Chozo philosophy and shit. It kinda weirds people out. She doesn't care.
She plays the upright bass.
She has a house somewhere. She keeps a shitton of birds there. Her yard is just like, fucking lousy with birdhouses.
The mercenary thing was an invention of the american translation.
She was never a mercenary nor a real Boba Fett like bounty hunter, in Japan.
She was independent but not an outlaw.
>those posts from when you were a late teenager/young adult and thought you were the smartest fucker on the planet
Past me is a fucking douche.
They need to make a game a bunch of the sci-fi nintendo franchises connect. Like seeing F-Zero races in the back ground, or have Samus and Fox trying to collect the same bounty.
I like the irony.
Mercenary =/= outlaw.
That's a part of it anon, she's a femanon who constantly attention whores because she knows it drives people fucking bonkers. That and she's a /pol/shitter but instead of jews it's always the metroids' fault.
>finding fanfiction you wrote in college
>mellowing out with some phazon or whatever
I began college at 18. It was a long time ago.
>She plays the upright bass
This is a man who knows his shit.
You know what I mean, don't open it
YOU'VE BEEN DOWN TOO LONG IN THE MIDNIGHT SEA
OH WHAT'S BECOMING OF ME?
>you will never go on space adventures with Samus
fuck now I have it stuck in my head.