The last female character you played as in a video game finds your fap folder. What happens?
Psst... just pretend the pic I spoilered isn't there. You know the reason why.
She sits me down and talks about how it may be the corrupting influence of the Lords of Hell. She has felt change coursing through all of nature; through the wind, the streams, and the words and deeds of men. However, whether I am fully culpable or not is of no consequence. Evil must be punished.
She then proceeds to rape me with her fists, and not in the good way
She'd either discipline me or create me a copy of what I desire...Depends I guess.
Undead from Dark Souls finds out about my fetish for giant women, murder and destruction? This is a start of a wonderful friendship.
B-but it's not straight porn
>inb4 gay, queer, & fag
Calm your tits. It's lesbian porn
She's going to punch my computer.
Then my dick.
I might score.
I might also be drained of all my mana and killed.
Maybe even both.
Technically I was playing half as her, right?
If she has the same attitude towards me as she had for Sareth, no doubt there would be some unspeakable actions performed.
>mfw all the pictures of her I have in there
I hope she'd take all the unmasked pictures as a compilment.
Since she's a demon, she should be OK with my
I couldn't see her joining in though.
>"I'll pretend for my own mind's sake that I didn't see that."
Well, to find my fap folder in the first place, she'd have to be in my house, so she can't be that hostile, right?
Please no bully Mileena
>shouting R1 at a spellcaster over and over
That's a good way to get killed.
>playing as a female in an RPG
>a female magic user at that
Everything about that screams "faggot."
She discovers that I don't have a fap folder
I guess it could have been worse, but I mean it would be a little weird still
>wah what is this I don't understand anything ever
Joke's on you. I don't have a fap folder. I have a very active and vivid imagination and I use it to fantasize my own porn. The character would have to be telepathic to find my 'fap folder'.
i enjoy making female characters
i had only made melee characters during all my 200+ hours in DaS2, i had to see how pure magic was
spamming r1 is the most effective/only way to play magic users
Bayonetta. But she sees nothing because I don't have a fap folder.
So I guess she leaves?
>have a fap folder fully dedicated to Serah
>Serah finds it
But anon-san, I love her, and it's not like there's a lightswitch that can turn it off...
>tfw deleted my fap folder after blowing my load yesterday
it was the most satisfying feeling in the world, although now i'm starting to regret it.
I would wonder why I let a half-breed into my home
I would then wonder why I let her have the passwords to my deprecated truecrypt partitions
I then would come to a realization on that she can manipulate my memories
I'd then be sexually confused on why she would want to look at my fap folder when she can just watch my lewd memories.
She'll probably either end up stabbing me, or be intrigued with my female muscle growth fetish and then stab me.
My so-called "fap folder" only has /e/, like pic related. No straight up porn. I use the internet for that and it disappears when I close the browser.
>Aveline from AC: L
Luckily nothing of her, but uh, there are some brown girls...
I read erotic literature and listen to erotic audio. She probably does it too so we'll probably share material with each other and be total homies.
What's she gonna do, tell me to stop being lewd?