itt: games we want ported to pc
i'll start with some obvious choices
>ninja gaiden black
>fatal frame 1-3 [will never happen now that nintendo owns the franchise though]
>dead or alive 5
>metal gear solid 3: se
>panzer dragoon orta
I bet if you smothered her face with a pillow there would be an exact makeup imprint. Hundreds of years in the future when man has transcended its current form, scientists would find it thinking it was a fossil proof if the missing link between human species and use amazing 3d modeling techniques to replicate what "Homo Suzianus" might have looked like. Someone might win a Nobel prize for the find.
OP you messed up by putting that picture, now everyone is going to talk about it.
unless that was your intentionand she uses a lot of make up and/or photoshop
As far as your question:
Red Dead Redemption
The original hydro thunder (as an HD version)
Dead or Alive
There was a snowboarding game called Stoked: Big Air Edition on the 360 that got ported to PC despite having the exact same control scheme, and that was done by a tiny indie team.
That EA wouldn't port one of their best series to PC is a travesty.
>you will never get fisted by egoraptor's girlfriend
all that fucking makeup
she is hideous
I love her shes like a little mutant that you just want to take care of.
Like I don't understand how anyone can find this attractive. I know that love can blind you and shit but there's like a limit to that stuff, it means like a couple of flaws or two but not a whole palette of ugly-stick victim.
>That weird slanty eye that she thinks that makes her look asian
>That fucking nose at an angle where it should not be
>That forehead where you can place your fist on it and will still have space around
First I thought maybe she will look slightly better in motion, like 3DS games, and it's still pretty terrible. Is she like rich or something?
Red Dead Redemption, Dragon's Dogma and Halo 3 / Halo Reach. All of these developers and publishers should know by now that they have a audience on PC, it's so stupid and petty that they don't just for the sake of muh console sales. It's not like these games wouldn't sell well either.
I don't like to dis' people on their looks but she seems kinda boring as a person besides.
She is literally caked in makeup. Like I don't see a single portion of her actual skin. Maybe right at the edge of her lip?
I can't actually think of a single one that I want.
I've played Redemption which was pretty bland, but I hear Revolver is supposed to be better. So I guess I'll wish for that.
i only want a pc port of nier so i can have a kaine body model for source film maker porn
I can't figure out why this isn't on PC. It's a Capcom multiplat built on MT Framework, which was supposed to mean having a PC version as a matter of course.
Not to mention it runs like absolute shit on consoles, so there's substantial room for improvement with added hardware.
I like them both but theres something sad about how mort looks that you know she has low self confidence and would be easier to bag.
no lie, I'd hit that.
Because her twin doesn't apply thick layers of makeup and absurd hair to try and overcompensate. She uses makeup like a normal person
I dont think I have any pics of her ass. I dont think she shows it a lot.
I fucking hate the way she dresses
Do you think she honestly goes out in public like that?
And in every one of her outfits she's wearing those fucking huge ass heels, they're like the female equivalent of a fedora
>tfw I can't hide my physical disability with make up
Some have all the luck I guess
This is my fav video of her but I've never been un-lazy enough to cap, gif or webm it.
man she's soo ugly
IMAGINE WAKING UP TO THAT THING
>94,000 fucking subscribers
I hate kids of the Internet.
>h-hey let me subscribe to her because shes ego's GF!
fuck everything m8s
>that nose hair
and if you didn't cover it with jizz you'd see a mustache. she has major facial hair issues.
also i gotta say, i think she has fetal alchohol syndrom but i'm not really sure
You wouldnt wake up to that though, you'd wake up to this...
RDR is very linear when you think about it.
Most towns were very tiny, the map was just a wasteland. No interesting places to explore and nothing really to do, with the exception of hunting animals. Only real interesting place was the city with the ports, and you only really went there near the end.
Internet personalities seem to attract the worst lovers.
>Guy makes some cool gun videos and shit
>He kind of acts like a faggot sometimes but is generally fine
>Girlfriend shows up in one video
>Oh hey maybe she's into this too let's check out her channel
>PANGENDER FURRY FEMINIST
Armored core 4+for answers
Ace combat so that mods can fix those terrible graphics
TEKKEN, EVERY TEKKEN, I WANT TEKKEN, PLEASE TEKKEN 7 GOD FUCKING DAMNIT
Seriously I have a ps3 and the only remotely worthwhile games on it are tekken 5,6 tag2 and armored core 4 and for answers.
Just walked outside and took this picture of her
Get fucked nerd
I don't have a girlfriend, though. I'm also not trashing Suzy. I was just saying that it's not exactly hard to match or top a girl with FAS. Her makeup does all - ALL - the work. She has a nice personality, though.
Question for you guys that like watching YouTube videos of game reviews and shit.
For example, https://www.youtube.com/user/Matthewmatosis/videos, he did a series on Zelda. Games that everyone had played and came out years ago. So why watch the reviews? Not trying to say they are bad or anything, just what do you like about it? What makes you watch a series on games that came out years ago that you almost certainly played already?
What do you like to see in this kind of thing? What makes you keep watching? Do you prefer reviews of old games, or newer games? Why? Do you like them to be funny or more serious like that guy above? Why?
How important is it that the uploader actually interacts with you in the comments section or on social media sites like Twitter? To what extent do you think they should interact with their fanbase?
Go into detail please.
I am thinking of doing this YouTube stuff myself with the end goal being YouTube shekels. So I figure I could do some market research first. Thanks.
>implying i wouldnt kiss anything willing at this point
Ever seen those scene in horror movies where one of the "looks off" characters smiles but then slowly reveals like set of sharp teeth in the mouth as the smile gets bigger kind of scene? Yeah, thats what this reminds me of.
This girl puts on enough foundation that you could anchor a LEO elevator on her face.
Seriously you could slingshot loads to Saturn if you attached the guide wires to her forehead
You could use her cheeks as launch pads for a Saturn rocket system
You could build the entire wall of china on her face and it wouldnt even notice earthquakes
That foundation is so dense it has its own event horizon
Her eyeshadow is so thick they function as sunglasses for her so she can observe the sun at noon and document its storms
You could use her forehead as a mobile landing site for Galaxy transports in the event of a large scale war
You could use her facial hair as a prosthetic replacement for an endangered whales baleen
That face is so porcelain you could use it as a dinner plate in Gordon Ramsay's kitchen
Pic related Suzy's face when I show her your future drawing.
my gf would love a pc port of wonderful 101
w-well this is unexpected, thank you kind anon can't wait to see how it turns out!
>That foundation is so dense it has its own event horizon
alright anon you win this round
>that thick layer of plaster on her face
geez she probably also has shit skin in addition to the deformation brought on by her FAS
Samurai Warriors 4
Warriors Orochi 3 ultimate
Dead or Alive 5
That's about it really. Mainly Japanese games. We get most western games and most of the ones that aren't are trash like TLOU and uncharted. I played both on a PS3 I borrowed from a cousin and they are just boring. Consoles can keep that shit
At this point Legoman's Latino faces would be too FLATTERING for this train wreck.
>That face is so porcelain you could use it as a dinner plate in Gordon Ramsay's kitchen
Imagine drinking soup and at the bottom was this face.
>tfw you will never live in a world where all women have gigantic melon tits
These pics are pretty old. I think she wears tinted circle lenses now.
I totally would but would feel like sludge till the day I die
Entertaining food for thought and deconstruction about the game.
>How important is it that the uploader actually interacts with you in the comments section or on social media sites like Twitter?
Don't really care much at all about this.
Sure bruv. Short black hair. Tattoos. Short height. Slim. Exactly what i've always wanted.
You dont have to have something nice to say that something else is shit though, retard.
>"Excuse me chef there appears to be a problem with my soup"
>"YOU FUCKING WANKERS. YOU PUT SOUP ON SOME GIRLS FACE. YOU THINK YOU CAN FUCKING COOK? YOU THINK YOU'RE A FUCKING CHEF? GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY KITCHEN"
>staying on topic instead of discussing Egoraptor's alien boyfriend
Guys this is my gf what do you think?
What is she getting ESA for exactly? I have depression, two suicide attempts on record btw, and social anxiety disorder. Yet even I fail the assesment for ESA.
How the fuck did she get it did she ever say?
These threads are like reading jokes from christmas crackers to a group of people. Even though the wordplay is often rather credible, or at worst just bland and uninspired, everyone in the room knows to throw up their arms and go "AUUUUuuuughhhh!" in faux disgust. She's not that bad looking and you all know it, but just because she's relatively well known, making a living off her looks but isn't traditionally beautiful, you all like to throw up your hands and post images of people vomiting.
Grow up, /v/.
no that's my gf
Here is a picture of us
Fucking this. They'll do a remastered RE1 for PC, which nobody asked for since we can just emulate the GameCube version, but they wont give us DD.
Couldn't they just scrap the fucking pawn server if they don't want to host it?
Why you bullying him, Anon? He'll hurt himself again.
>two suicide attempts
Listen here bud. You're either a little boy or a woman.
Men know how to kill themselves correctly. How the hell do you mess up? Are you fucking stupid?
I'd tell you to kill yourself but you cant even do that fucking right.
I'm sure you're just doing it for attention though. Every teenager has a story about trying to kill themselves. You'll grow out of it
the real reason they don't port it is likely due to contractual reasons
i suspect they would have to pay out bonuses if the game made a certain amount on pc
it's a more common complication than you might suspect
No this is picture with me and her having fun, she is most definitely my girlfriend and I have proof
I kind of want to try out dragon's dogma on PC. I would play console but it hear it has frame rate issues with anything cool like magic, and my piece of shit xbox is on it's last legs already.
i usually don't get hung up about what is and isn't on PC because i live an idorts life, save for like two exceptions
fucking halo 3
and dragons dogma
halo 3 because its like the last time i had a fuckton of fun with a multiplayer shooter
and dragons dogma just because the poor game barely functioned on console, still i put a ton of hours into it
as for the off topic shit, there was a point where one would think egoraptor could do better than this, but he's the chinless wonder now
they funny thing is that's true, women have a shit ton more attempted suicides than man, man have more suicides.
apparently a bullet the the head is more lethal than taking 9 vicodins and calling an ambulance.
I dont know where you guys are coming up with these images but please stop posting my girlfriends picture she doesnt like it
You are looking at the wrong things if you only pay attention to the hyped releases. Most of those are just okay and hyped up to ridiculous levels. If I were you I would look at the more niche games that look kind of fun and would be better if they had more resources to use, or a rekindled online player base, ect ect.
>tfw so virgin you would gladly plow Suzy and wife her
Is sex really that much better?
I know its true thats why i said it ya dingus. Women back out of it
"AHHH JOE TALKED WITH A WAITRESS I SHOULD JUST FUCKING KILL MYSELF"
"THIS SHOULD DO
*takes 5 benadryl washing it down with arbor mist*
"OMFG I"M GOING TO DIE"
*panics and calls the ambulance*
"I TOOK LIKE 50 TYLONEL"
Thats not a made up story. Never stick your dick in crazy
>Implying I'm a normalfag
>Is sex really that much better?
Better than what?
Better than masturbating in a butcher's cold room surrounded by carcasses while being watched by the butcher as he sharpens his cleaver? Yes.
Better than doing a perfect run of the 6th Stratum in Etrian Odyssey 3? No.
But anons your gf isn't actually your gf
Just play GUN. >>256861329
>Better than masturbating in a butcher's cold room surrounded by carcasses while being watched by the butcher as he sharpens his cleaver? Yes.
And how would you know anon? Maybe that's my fetish.
I would gladly plow Suzy as well, Anon. She takes really good care of herself - her skin looks amazing and soft. And she has low self-esteem so it's likely she'll let you do anal. A 4/10 face is no reason to pass it up.
Remember where you are.
Listen bud. I took prozac and then mirtazapine from 11 years old until i was 21. 20mg. then 40. then 80. I've been through psychiatry and counseling and the lot. Dont tell me i dont have empathy. I've been there. I know what it's like.
I also dated my fair share of crazy chicks in high school. And you know what?
Every. Single. One of them. Had a "suicide" attempt under their belt. Usually more than one.
You dont realize how easy it is to fucking kill yourself do you? There is never ANY excuse to fuck it up.
Yea? So what? Gun. No gun? Plastic bag, duct tape. Bam. Dead.
FFS PLS STOP POSTING FAKE IMAGES, I CAN TELL U PHOTOSHOPPED IT I AM PROFFFESIONAL COMPUTE ARTISTTHSI IS ME AND MY GIRLFRIEND NO PHOTOSHOP
Then why do i have this picture of me cumming on her boobs?
>you will never play vanquish on pc
>with a 120 degree fov
>at 60 fps
>on three monitors
>with dozens of enemies on screen at once
and loli mods
hey /v/ what do you think of my girlfriends?
Nah. Here's my theory on life.
Buy an onahole. Maybe that 200$ auto one. You have a ton of money right? Its not like you have a girlfriend to suck it all away.
Then buy a dog. Golden retriever is what i'd reccomend.
There. You have something to wake up and make you smile every day. Take care of. Cuddle with.
Then you have something to fuck
Or if your a furry you can skip the first part.
Honestly i think everyone would be better off if they just had dogs and onaholes
It's nearly been 2 hours since this thread was created..
Why moot hires mods that are never around rather than the NEETS that actually browse the boards is beyond me......
>mfw I've done Suzy's sister
I thought the sister was Suzy when I first saw her on youtube. Didnt even know she had a twin.
Was years ago though, before the whole gamegrumps bullshit.
Still, now I can imagine how Suzy looks naked since they are identical twins.
Cats are okay. My problem with cats though is they are like whores. If your cat goes outside then he has another home. All outside cats are pimping it in other houses. They think they rescued some poor stray when in reality your cat is eating twice and gaming two people.
Also i think cats would leave you if you stopped feeding them.
Dogs would starve to death with you. Cats would take off.
Dogs and onaholes can't tell me they love me.
Man that's cool. I wish I was an identical twin.
Also why do you know what your adult twin looks like naked. I can accept seeing him naked when you're kids, but bodies change over time. Even if you're a twin.
Are you retarded? Have you ever had a dog?
Dogs love you unconditionally. You can be fat as fuck and they will still sleep with you and love you. You can be ugly and they dont care.
Dogs in a way have the most pure love there is.
You dont think a girl would dump you if you stopped taking care of yourself?
Sure they cant speak but neither can mute chicks. They have other ways of telling you that they love you.
>1680 x 150
>Hasn't upgraded his nivida driver yet
>Having hamatchi open when you don't need it
>Bookmarking youtube, facebook, and shit tier torrent sites
>Living in dublin
my mate's obsessed with twins in porn
he's always like "its the only way you can be 100% sure they're related" and then he has a rant about how so many so-called sisters are just like cousins and stuff.
I'm a bit worried about him.
The sister is better but still a bit strange looking.
Look at that insane amount of make-up. It's caked on to every single inch of her face. Jesus christ.
thats actually not an bad ass she got there
too bad that everything els is disgusting
How can you seriously think she's not attractive?
I have two dogs but they can't romantically love me. It's not the same. It's a companion friendship type of love.
Dogs already are a living embodiment of devoted love to a person no matter what kind of a person he or she is.
You know what? You feelfags are so fucking shallow that it makes me sick. Always bitching about wanting love but when you all truly want is just a brief moment of attention and false confirmation of love by someone who only saw you as something entertaining for the moment.
She said once on the GG subreddit that she doesn't have FAS, she even went a doctor to make sure. I kinda feel bad for her, its not her fault she looks that way and its not her fault Jon left and made the show garbage.
I've posted almost every picture of her in this thread and I've never heard of nudes, fake or not. I'd love to take a look
i want her mouth wrapped around one of my fresh warm turds or tongueing my freshly shattened arse
it doesnt. not to the throat anyway. You can do it with their lips but pretty much every girl cant deepthroat. They have to learn to get past their gag reflexes.
Romantic love is overated. I wish more than anything i could just spend the rest of my life with my best friends, dogs, and an onahole.
Honestly i believe you. People dont really lie over simple shit here. There's no reason to. What do they gain from it?
I assume you meant me
Neither one of us is gay.
Hello Draw fag in a thread earlier today about if snake could have completed rising. Some of us mentioned that the monsoon fight would be old snake Cqc'ing a dismanlted body with monsoons hips just thrusting on snake.
Could you craw this please?
Two twin girls we went to highschool with. Real QT's. Woulda pursued one of them. Real sick sense of humor. Joked about lynching niggers. I like that. Anway. They hated each other. Always fought, like physically fought each other. One broke the other ones finger in a fight once.
I assure you it's much more common than you think.
I'm sorry to hear that, anon. You'd look so cute with a juicy smooth femmeboi cock down your throat...
Okay so it's basically just rubbing your cock against her tongue then? Must feel kind of weird for the girl!
Her hips are alright, but she has no tits.
And it's a shame that her mom had to drink a gallon of vodka every day of her pregnancy. She really looks like her mom consumed a shitload of alcohol, but not quite enough to give the miscarriage she wanted.
You might be right. My experience is limited to watching a fucking twin tag video of Suzy and her sister.
That's a shame, though. It seems like a built-in bonding factor, y'know? Like it should make you guys have a stronger desire to stick together. But that also sounds really naive and idealistic as I type it.
But[spiler]t[spoiler/] Holly is waifu material
>has never owned a dog
>has never been greeted by that giant body wag of excitement from seeing just your toes as you walk by the window.
>never had to say goodbye while that tail wags to the last second
If you think that's furry you really havent had a dog like most people have.
Honestly nobody. I just am getting really bored of my current relationship. Getting harder and harder to say i love you. No idea how i'm going to deal with it.
When we were little we just had each other. It was exactly like that. And if we're alone or with people we dont like it's like old times again. He's said before if we had to be stuck on an island with anyone we would be best for each other. Know exactly how to make the other laugh.
But he's a huge douche now. Picture related. I always try to talk to him or play videogames with him but he's never interested.
I want an HD remake of Bloody Roar to come out on PC
Guys. Weird question. Anyone got a link to that guy on youtube who moved to japan and married a QT asian with huge boobs, then had a kid with her.
Guy was ugly as fuck and i think just made videogames. She played them too. Been looking for them
In the end this is still a thread about aliums, r-right?
>"she's my identical twin sister"
>they look nothing alike
>they act nothing alike
>this one is a qt and looks partially human
>suzy is horrifying and looks entirely alien
I thought I understood genetics at least somewhat. Now I'm not so sure.