Metroid story time
Get in here faggots
Last time we were on to chapter 5 of joey and samus I believe
be sure to bump every so often so I don't die
>tfw the parallels to jojo are so profound that things are showing up god damn everywhere
>joey jojo has a ripple with the power to repel other metals with a magnetism
get the fuck out of my story time
>giving him what he wants
nigga why would you do that
>let's not use weapons
>oh hey, fuck that, let me use weapons now
She used her guns to beat him fair and square.
I don't really understand how that helped, but it worked, so now samus can deliver an ass whoopin with weapons
>know what shape best stands up to gravity and water pressure?
And I thought "Do you know what happens to a toad that's struck by lightning?" was bad. Samus needs to get out more.
speaking of getting out, could you please advertise this thread just once over >>256832702
Time for a special fusion episode in between!
You run with legs, not your fingers
>we gave you fins
I think that the fusion suit is better as a mostly nude samus suit rather than the zero suit.
That was fun, and now back to our regularly scheduled Bizarre adventure
Because they're roundy
she likes roundies
NOOOOOOO, MILF TITS
I have a feeling that the milf tits made her husband sick and abandoned her shota for space dicks
That's what happens when you make a ship out of fucking junk
Slap ass is no match for samus aran
Milf tits readies to suck the dick of her hero
Chapter 6 end
Now, I need a break, and will be back in a few minutes with chapters seven and eight
this is from the drawfag yesterday.
God damn that fag was based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHJfafgLxBw theme of these fucking hell beasts
Yeah, samus is fucking shitty for doing that, but she kinda has a very small point
I mean her clit actually that thing must be pretty fucking massive
Please, my penis can only become so erect
Because they are on a planet with no means of lift off and if you land there you're as good as dead.
No, what we should be worried about is the space pirates finding them and immediately thinking delicious candy
>laser shark penguins
No joey, you are the demuns
Threads almost over, but I swear to christ, keep your other m comments to yourself.
End of Chapter Eight
And that's about it for me. I don't have any more steam to go through. If you want to be my butt buddy and tell jojokes then you can contact me through steam