What are some games that let you play as a skeleton?
In every game you play as a skeleton, you're just wearing a different outfit.
TRIGGER WARNING: DO NOT READ IF YOU GET SPOOKED EASILY
Just live your life. You're already playing as a skeleton.
FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT SKELETONS ARE YOUR FRIENDS
They help you with your daily activities, by giving you movement and protect your organs from harm. The one who you should really be afraid of is your brain, because he CONTROLS YOU. That's right and he is the main responsible for the recent skeleton-shaming campaign that has been raging on the internet in recent years
Alright I've had enough.
This skeleton meme. I want it off of /v/. Now.
It's been going on for fucking YEARS now. There is nothing scary about skeletons. They are fucking inanimate objects. Your stupid minds are warped by video games into thinking they have some sort of scary element to them.
They do not. Skeletons are just decaying bone matter. They are not scary. They are not "LE SPOOPY". Fuck mr skeltal. Fuck this meme. I'm done.
I thought humans were squishy pink blobs stuck inside skeletons.
>gif is actually a video
>still spooky as fuck
>Humans are just skeletons with bones
>there are brainfags dismissing this as propaganda
we've already lost.
I don't need your fucking images, I have fucking milk nigga.
>tfw calcium and good bones never came to me
You tricked me, mr skeltal
>Every game with a human. Humans are just skeletons with bones
hey whats going on in here
pls make my spooky folder get bigger
Necromancy RTS by the guy who made Risk of Rain.
>As for a kickstarter, probably not. I don’t have a particular reason to do one, as funding is no longer an issue. While it is a convenient platform for pre-order rewards and publicity, it just wouldn’t be very right to ask for money I don’t need.
I meant skeleton with muscles, but whatever you fucking autists, I know you understood what I meant to say.
And stop doing this shit.
>Pretending to have posted something on an anonymous image board
>>As for a kickstarter, probably not. I don’t have a particular reason to do one, as funding is no longer an issue. While it is a convenient platform for pre-order rewards and publicity, it just wouldn’t be very right to ask for money I don’t need.
is he the only non retarded dev that used kickstarter?
OK GUYS LETS BE HONEST FOR ONCE WHO HERE IS ACTUALLY A SKELETON
LETS DISCUSS SKELETON RELATED THINGS SUCH AS:
WHY AM I ALWAYS SCREAMING
HOW IS IT THAT I SCREAM EVEN THOUGH I DONT HAVE LUNGS/TRACHEA/OTHER BITS
HOW DO I SCREAM LOUDER
LOOK IN A MIRROR
WAIT YOU DONT HAVE EYES
As a young Skeleton-American in his early 200's how can better improve my spooky factor? I've tried bleaching my bones and have been practicing my rattling. Should I lose weight?
and how can I tell my dad I'm attracted to other skeletons?
thank mr skeltal
You're not turning in to a skeleton
The skeleton is turning in to you
Sweet Jesus in a tomb, they've invaded the church.
I was there in real life, and that's just a small part of it, everything was covered in bones, or made into furniture. There was a chandelier made out of human bones.
Historically that church in Czech had soil they got from Jerusalem, and since that part of the world kinda sucks, people had their loved ones buried at that particular church at Czech (Hunahora, can't pronounce it) when the black plague was decimating humanity because they got soil form the sacred land of Jerusalem. There were so many bodies that the church decided that instead of trying to dig and fit everyone in, they would use the bones in memory of the fallen, and have them be part of the church There is also a pretty good family owned cafe a few blocks form there
If we had Skelly-lich crusader priests at church, I would go.
>really want one of these
>cost at least $60
I just want them to do another run of it, or for someone else to make a cheap skeleton figurine besides the mediocre ones on preorder right now
I would absolutely love to go there, I love skeletons, and old expressions of Christian faith.
Mini skelly dump!
It is less spooky, and more Ripley believe it or not, I think there is Ripley believe it or not video about it, but I couldn't found it.
It was a pretty cool experience, especially because you imagine skeletons in a certain way, I had never seen the perfect cranium of a person, let alone several before. I just now remembered I have about 5 different skeleton souvenirs from Kutná Hora.
Czech itself is pretty awesome, the food is great, it is relatively cheap, Prague is fairy tale beautiful during daytime, go whenever you can.
This guy looks pretty comfy in those boots.
How awesome would it be for a scene in a game/movie where some heretic or evil sumbitch is attacking somebody, and the church skellys crawl out and drag them into their ranks, then return to their holy slumber.
>all this anti-skelly propaganda ITT
The spiders did this.
Daily reminder that your bones are filled with spider.
How could anybody be against something with such great fashion sense?
Or maybe skeleton is just a state of mind, like nirvana but cooler.
>Humans are just skeletons with bones
Fucking Skellington Internet Defense Force in full force today. Bet you fuckers will even pretend like Bonewheels did nothing wrong.
Pic related, it's one of you bonewheel faggots.
Maybe you should've stayed out of their way, you slow sack of flesh.
Can't stay out of the way when you fuckers are EVEN IN OUR FOOD.
The reason there's a skeleton inside you is because you've eaten skeleton eggs at some point in your life, allowing the creature to implant itself inside you.
As usual, skeletons save the day with selfless sacrifice.
>enter cheatcode for invincibility
>you are now invincible
>you have max level throwing knives
>you are now also a skellington
>dat obviously skellington false flagging
You're not fucking fooling anyone, skeleton. Pic related it's what that anon looks like behind keyboard.
Would you help the skellingtons take over the human race?
>there will never be a game where you're a random skeleton in a grand necromancer army that somehow gets the killing blow on the hero of the world and the player takes the skeleton on its rise to power and world destruction
>skeletons with muscles
>having a friend sleep over
>hes little bit weird and seemed to enjoy playing with my sisters dolls more than he should but whatever but whatever
>playing Rampage: World Tour together
>get to a level with nuclear shit that allows you to turn into that bat thing
>he tries tickling me to slow me down, but I end up getting there first anyway
>next level, he just outright tackles me and starts tickling me
>tell him to get the fuck off of me
>"A-anon, I have a boner"
>realize I do too >wait I have lots of bones
>but no skin or flesh
>it dawns on me that we are both skeletons
>spend the rest of the night playing xylophones and spooking people
Who is responsible for the King's downfall?
who'd be interested in a skeleton VN?
you may be a fleshy meatbag, but you can still try and jump some skelegirl's bones
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