Which game had the best zelda
Since midna thread got canned
All of you
>SS Zelda fan mad that everyone is saying the superior Zelda
Ok fags srs don't make me rekt you.
Obviously the original zelda was the best. All you faggots are tripping.
Link would've been better off just marrying that fucking Zora princess fro OoT.
God, Zelda is plastic.
All the girls are love
>not seeking to impregnate every single one of them
>That look of desperation and determination in her eyes after she learns her body will be used
>That passive aggressive tone of authority
Securing my copy
>it's desperation to attempt alpha levels like Link
Retarded niggers please go
I'm High jacking off this thread in the name of best zelda girl.
She is best, you absolutely literally cannot prove this wrong so don't even try.
But he's a qt, I just want to
hold his hand
>getting tons of girls who want your dick
Damn, you sure are determined to show how new you are
Pun or not, I thought Midnafags at least had a semblance of competent speech
It's still alpha to have so many girls wanting your Hero Cock without even having to most of them for a day
TP Zelda looks the most regal, and therefor is the best
Oh look, an idiot who thinks none of the girls wanted Link
Malon and Zelda are arguable
Zelda II, Zelda kisses him
ALBW, Zelda looks at the painting of the old Zelda and Link longingly
OoT has several girls want the dick
TP has Ilia
ST Link and Zelda get together (It's also implied in PH and ST Link and Tetra ended up together)
MC they're childhood friends and there's some hinting
SS Link and Zelda get together
You should replay a lot of these.
> YOU JUST GOT MARIN!
> IS THIS YOUR BIG CHANCE?
>The developers intended
-ilia-as the love interest
what the flying fuck
cool fanart man, now post proof
OoT has several girls want the dick
everyone else is just Zelda
that's one or two girls every other game, with different Links each time
just another Zelda
shitty writing and pacing, every Zelda has had this since the 2000s
You mean because it literally goes nowhere after the opening act, or that they tried it in the first place?
>being this fucking new and stupid
Dude just face the facts, just about every girl has wanted Link's dick. Just because they don't outright say they're in love or whatever doesn't disprove boo.
Nabooru says Link grew up to be very handsome in OoT, one of the Kokiri girls calls him a "real man", and Zelda clearly likes him a bit too. Miyamoto also intended for Navi to come across as jealous of some of them.
Also you're arguing against yourslef in the second half of the post by acknowledging that girls across several games in the series have had romantic interests in Link.
They do in the beginning. It's implied quite heavily that they've got something possibly going, especially with how Link is eager to find her after the raid on the village. But then once she's "saved", they drop it and it barely goes anywhere.
the average amount if about 1-2, the rest just talk to him. They don't actively pursue his dick or some shit, the only character in the entire series that has wanted to bone Link that badly is Cia and she's non-canon
It honestly feels like TP changes into a different game every time you hit a major milestone
>Game goes from "Save the kids of the village and your gf" to "BE DA HERO"
>Cure Midna and the whole world of Twilight
>Suddenly game goes from "Get the fused shadows to beat the big bad" to "FUCK THAT IT DIDNT WORK NOW WE'RE ON A QUEST FOR DA MIRROR"
>Get the mirror
>Suddenly game shifts to be about Ganondorf taking over again
Fucking ADHD writers couldn't stick to a story and kept writing their way out of it
>suddenly feel a weight on your body
>wake up and see this
What do you do?
>I'm losing the argument
>better tell them to go to /b/ despite it having no relevance to the discussion
And the crowning achievement of NEW goes to...
doesn't change the fact that it's mainly just Zelda each game with a few other girls that don't do shit other than say a few words, which doesn't mean shit
losing what argument
So whats with link and all the town women in z2?
>doesn't change the fact that it's mainly just Zelda each game with a few other girls
Okay. Nobody was saying it wasn't.
>other than say a few words, which doesn't mean shit
Except when they talk about him being handsome, heroic or manly it implies an attraction. Dude happens to get a lot of eyes looking at him.
>The guy posting RLM and anime girl reaction faces complaining about what images other people save
Everyone can just ignore this faggot now if you weren't smart enough to already
>having worst Ganon saved on your HDD
Congrats on attacking something completely irrelevant. You know, normally when people strawman they at least try to make their projection of the opponent's point slightly relevant.
>wondering why someone wouldn't self insert as the self insert
In case you haven't noticed, 4chan does not take kindly to *actions* (or emoticons besides ;_;) because they are childish and stupid. You can probably convey your point without them.
And the damage control spirals out of control
>because they are childish and stupid
Not him, but 4chan IS childish and stupid
Oh but we are, at times. Surely you've seen some of the really retarded Silent Hill, Resident Evil, Zelda, and so on threads?
But whatever, I really don't think it matter if someone does emotion shit or not. Not like it's any worse than the way some people greentext shit
Well enough prattling about gingers posing and whether there's sufficient proof the girls want Link's dick.
Let's discuss the girls, and the ladies, too.
Instead of wasting time arguing about this inane shit just slightly adopt the lingo and use it to continue conversations, otherwise we have pointless arguments about shit like this.
>Oh but we are, at times. Surely you've seen some of the really retarded Silent Hill, Resident Evil, Zelda, and so on threads?
Of course, we're in one right now. I don't want to sound like some 4chan philosophy expert or whatever but it's about presentation. Like, it's better to have the content of your post betray the fact that you're a 13 year old retard and not have the way you post betray the fact that you're a 13 year old retard.
It's only forced if you give it reactions like that. Besides, the shit is just a stupid joke, lighten the fuck up
Maybe you should go on a soul searching journey to find out.
It could have been better, but I didn't mind the way it was done either.
Really, the game was an experiment with an acquired taste to it. Maybe that's disconcerting for the really hardcore fans, but at least we know Nintendo lend from the bigger mistakes of the game
Nigga, I'm just joking about the image's filename.
Go be a retard where somewhere someone cares
>sex jokes and making shit up
>like Link being a jackrabbit fucker
Is this the same fucker from before getting bent up over the "every girl wants Link" shit?
The only thing I didn't really like was the simple story, even if the characters were so great that they kind of amplified it a bit.
That said, Skyward Sword is one of my favorite Zelda games of all time. I know everyone on /v/ hates it, but what can ya do.
Sounds like you need to just ignore it or post on another video game website. When 4chan was just picking up steam, Zelda threads were full of OoT Harem jokes in addition to game discussion. This has always been a thing.
Wouldn't say simplified, just not as fleshed out as they could have been.
Fi should have had more to her "development", at least some hints before the end.
Ghirahim should have had a mini-boss squad under his command, other villains to banter with for added depth and hilarity.
Link and Zelda's whole "thing" should have just been outright said, since it was more blatant than even what went on in Spirit Tracks
>Didn't get the joke
I should go back and beat that entire game after work
>but she at least knows how to make good decisions.
>But it was never this obnoxious for lack of a better word
Then you only started looking at these threads recently, or are looking at the older ones with rose-tinted glasses. It's always been like this. Either cowboy up and ignore it or post on Zelda Informer or whatever because it hasn't changed and it's not gonna.
It's certainly a more believable theory than what most MMfags were making up
I'm not sure which one to go with. It's between -
>Browsing enough to think you recognize a poster for posting Zelda images in a Zelda thread
>Thinking everyone on 4chan is the same person
Drawn big tits are fine.
Besides, we can go BIGGER
That's more of a fault of the contrived coincidence that Ganon just so happened to decide to turn around and follow Link despite having clearly ridden after Zelda over the horizon
Different strokes... yadda yadda
Cremia. Even if you weren't NTRing Kafei after going through all the trouble of their quest, Cremia is vastly superior.
Try Ganon isn't retarded
>Oh hey that kid from the forest that has been going all the places to get the stones I was after
>He was heading towards the temple of time
>The one thats been speaking to zelda
>I wonder what he's up t-WAIT A MINUTE
They are connected, as the Stalfos that teaches TP Link how to fight is the Hero of Time, but there's no reason that he couldn't have passed on his genes before he died. Most likely died young though since he says he's teaching Link because he never got a chance to do it before.
From the way it's worded in HH, it's assumed he spent a fair time looking, but ultimately gave up. Afterwards, he settled in as a knight for the kingdom. The rest about him getting with Malon is conjecture, with the only fair points being that TP Link is a ranch hand and knows Epona's song
Being OoT/MM Link is suffering
>have normal kid life ripped away
>kid stuck in adult's body
>see horrific things nobody should ever see in their life
>world will never know you saved it
>sent back to kid age
>basically adult stuck in a kid's body
Link's seen some shit man.
The Shade isn't a Stalfos, just a specter
>adult stuck in a kid's body
He was a kid in an adults body temporarily
He never even acted like a 17 year old, he still had a 10 year old mind for the most part
Otherwise he would have lost it to his urges and banged any one of the tons of women that wanted his dick as an adult
>this fanny flustering
>Better images than official artwork
I guess you want some autistic fanart?
He's not even the same guy you're talking about dude.
Seriously, not everyone on 4chan is the same person. You'd benefit from not browsing the site for a week.
>lost his sidekick
>gets stuck, alone, in a creepy fucking parallel kingdom
>sees a lot familiar faces that aren't who he think they are
>giant threat looming just above his head
>sees more horrific things nobody should ever see in their life
>doesn't sleep for 6+ days
>thinks I'm the guy he was arguing with
Oh, the ironing
>I-I-I-I-I-I-It can't be two different people!
Damage Control - Episode 6: Return of the Switching Goalposts
>Calling samefag when more than one person points out your dumb whining
>Memorizing filenames to the point where you think you can identify posters out of all the people here
For real son?
As nice as that though is, HH confirms he does return to Hyrule at some point to be become a great warrior. One who's very spirit later appears to impart some knowledge onto his successor
But we are you giant turdsnorkler.
And you keep on just changing goalposts, pal oh pal
What if it's a Stalfos woman?
He'll find a Super Mario Bros thread to post Mario and Peach shipping art in while complaining about Zelda shipping soon enough. Then he'll disappear for a couple of months again.
But if you assume he's him and he assumes it's you and if you're you and I'm me and he's him then
It isn't rape when the girls want it
Whoever came up with that idea was on drugs or something. Anyway she ended up being Zelda's great^4 aunt or something and probably tried to cope with the strange new era she awoke in by making out with some doofy teen that saved her and her descendant
Link and Zelda held hands in TP. Did they fuck?
Ruto gave Link an engagement ring and a bedroom stare. Did they fuck?
Link held Medli while some sad remix played in the background. Did they fuck?
Nabooru said Link was pretty handsome. Did they fuck?
The gameplay is fine, the backstory is just a little fucking "okay hwhat".
It's also not boring as shit like the first game
I do wonder where the hell the Zelda from the first game went though.
>The gameplay is fine
No, it's not. The combat is ok, but the platforming is absolutely dreadful.
I guess she stayed in the castle, wherever it is, and both games took place in different regions of the kingdom.
The castle is the North Palace that you start out in. Zelda 1 is just the Death Mountain range after being overrun by Ganon's fags. Link probably carried Zelda down, through the castle town, and up to her room in the North Palace.
Why is Zelda 2 Zelda such a slut?
>not the same Zelda as Zelda 1
>suddenly awoken by a complete strager dressed in green
>first instinct is to plant one on said stranger three seconds after meeting
Zelda 1 Zelda is best Zelda
I don't want to become s shipper faggot, what is the cure /v/?
You're a Zelda fan. You ship SOMETHING, no matter if you do it obsessively or non-chalantly. You probably might have even just thought once "ew, that bitch is a fish. He should just get with Zelda."
Which Link got the best deal?
We know OoT/MM got the short end of the stick but who hit the jackpot?
For a second I thought her face was bleeding
>you will never know those joys
But girls like her are. Maybe they aren't royalty, but their beauty is on par. Same goes for Kina, there are girls like her
Only other character with some interaction with is Midna, who at the end seals the dimensions and destroys the mirror. SO Link dosent have much choice.
Someone really needs to edit the image and fix her feet.
Anyone got more image of Link taking the initiative? Those are rare.
Nigga became a knight after he came back and that's what she wanted.
He had a kid with Malon, who became that Link who went on to bang a younger version of his mom.