Am I the only excited for splatoon? It seems like a new way to play 3rd persons shooters.
I pity Splatoon.
It seems like a fun concept but it was brought on the console with the most autistic fanbase.
If it had been a PC game, it would have enjoyed years of fun and maybe even reached esport status.
Now it'll be dead 2 weeks after launch.
>no trigger discipline
>not even flat
Whoever made that needs to an hero.
I'm interested in it, but we have no information beyond what was shown at E3. I'll get more hyped when it's closer to coming out.
You can't discuss Splatoon on /v/ without it turning into a loli porn thread.
It never would have reached esport status primarily because of squid lolis. Also it'd probably die just as quick on PC anyway. Anything that isn't an MMO or big named multiplayer title loses its userbase on PC after a month or two.
This game is goin to be repetitive as fuck and gay. The only reason /v/ liked it for about two days was because of all the porn it was getting, your PC related, (keep fueling the fire you mongoloid nigger.) the servers will be dead in a year, just like the WiiU.
>Anything that isn't an MMO or big named multiplayer title loses its userbase on PC after a month or two.
its mainstream userbase*
nearly every single game /v/ calls dead still has players. it just isn't talked about by anyone who doesn't play it.
Should've gone with some fanart that wasn't complete garbage OP, the only people actually interested in this game are also only interested in dfc
It certainly seems way more interesting than the countless cookie cutter shooters that don't attempt anything different.
Splatoon looks original enough to be fun, that's for sure.
Well yeah, the paint guns are not original
But one of the main point of Splatoon is the movement using/through the paints. Also not just guns, there are grenades and that huge ass roller.
You guys are dumb
i don't understand this trigger discipline thing
isn't that what people in the army and shit do so that they don't accidentally shoot people? but this isn't an army soldier it's a videogame character with a water gun? maybe the reason she's not doing trigger discipline is meant to indicate that she doesn't care for safety or isn't formally trained?
Lots of people were into what they showed but until they spill the beans on more info there isn't much to say. Also those of us who are excited for the game don't like being associated with the people who just want to fap to squidlolis which is what the threads largely consisted of around the reveal. It was approaching Frozen General tier.
It doesn't matter what it is capable of.
If you don't want to do something by accident, then you have trigger fucking discipline. If you don't want to get someone wet, don't want to waste water, don't want to accidentally an expensive TV, don't want to this and that and every god damn thing in the world, then you do this extremely simple thing as moving you finger away. It is not asking very much, except from those who are naturally careless and a blundering danger to others.
>which is what the threads largely consisted of around the reveal
To be frank, I really wouldn't mind more porn of the inklings. Dragon's Crown got a ton of porn years before it was actually released, so it isn't unprecedented for a game to get that much attention from pornographic communities.
There won't be any doujinshi though because Nintendo, though.
If they don't have a LAN mode or at the very least a convenient way to group friends together before filling the rest of the player with online randoms they can suck my dick. Mario Kart 8 is such a pain in the ass to LAN with 5-6 people. Trying to get them all in the same online lobby is torture.
Yeah, that's what I figured. It bugs me when game characters lack an extremely basic, near-universal ability to force using something else instead. I like using the something else as a better/more capable version of the basic ability to augment it. So in this case, jumping small obstacles and squidding up bigger things would be the way to go.
IIRC, they did threaten a doujinshi artist for depicting bestiality in Pokemon, but that was only because they apparently felt forced to due to some kid getting in trouble having said doujinshi.
They also bought the rights to a Mario Bros. Movie pornographic parody film in the 90s just to stop its production.
>IIRC, they did threaten a doujinshi artist for depicting bestiality in Pokemon, but that was only because they apparently felt forced to due to some kid getting in trouble having said doujinshi.
Faithful Tepig. Fuck that stupid kid and everyone involved for making the second part of that doujin complete garbage.
That's cherry picking though, there's hundreds and hundreds of pokemon doujin every months, even after the "event", that felt more like an excuse from the artist to begin with.
There's h-doujinshi of Link as a girl getting raped to death by moblins.
There's h-doujinshi of Ike as a girl being raped into a retarded slut.
There's h-doujinshi of more pokemon things than you would want to believe.
It's fanmade shit. You can make a remix of a character's theme, you can make porn of a character, and as long as you credit the original it's pretty hard for them to stop you legally.
I just take it as another "let's have a discussion about this game" opener.
Like the "LOL" comic threads where the OP comic is almost never funny, and it's just an opener to post more comics.
Or The "what went wrong?" ones
Or the "XYZ is finished!" ones
Or the "Who is the best X, and why is it Y?"ones
Or the "Games only you played" ones
Not sure why this bugs people any more than any of those.
I'm sure whomever makes the thread isn't silently thinking "Yeah I have to be the only one who cares!"
It looks like a lot of fun. I'm genuinely hyped for it's gameplay more than anything, as creative as I think the designs are. A good selection of weapons/maps/gametypes has been promised so time will tell if they deliver. If they do online right, it could be something that'll keep me coming back a long time. If they don't, it could die as fast as Sub Wars. Fuckin Sub Wars, such a great game with potentially fantastic teamwork killed by a complete inability to actually form and communicate with a team.
wrong, I'm a huge fan of huge tits and I'm still looking forward to play it someday.
Of course, making a titty monster out of the squids is just plain wrong
Yeah, what's off is that head is supposed to be on a body like this >>257722682
or this >>257720510
or this >>257717830
So it's throwing you off.
I don't think it's bad art though, just a bit odd.
you're not my friend, anon
>All this argument over loli squid porn
>I just come here for the sfw pics made by drawfriends
You guys make me feel creepy for having a pile of splatoon pics.
She isn't very good in vsav, and she's pretty butts in marbles.
At least she's not bad in vsav though. tenraiha is awesome, jHP is awesome, and most of all, jMP is awesome, but she's still pretty low tier or lower mid.
and she's 2cute to be a whore.
>Early access shit
Jee, are you telling me an early build demo from a show floor looks like exactly that? Ya don't say.
If it was just it's demo it would last about that long, the trailer and devs have shown/said there's far more in the game than that.
Can someone explain to me why there is so much fanart for this game?
Shes like my best character in UMVC3
Not a lot, and stuff all obtained from previous threads, but here I go.
I want to play UMVC3 just because of her
and maybe some others, but she's the most important one
>in a game where there is no need for it since your own ammo can't hurt squids of the same color and is about getting more of that shit all over the place than the other team can do the same with theirs.
It won't even have SP save for bot matches, so it's looking along the lines of a 15 dollar indie FPS on steam.
Sorry, that's what they showed.
Not my fault the game is mediocre.
So Nintendo ripped some gameplay and turned it into a better game with squid lolis?
What's the problem here?
>It won't even have SP save for bot matches
Sept for the part where the devs specifically said in an interview that there would be. Did you follow anything from E3? Singleplayer confirmed, different weapons confirmed (paint roller was one of them), different sub weapons and super weapons confirmed, multiple gamemodes confirmed.
The one thing they didn't confirm was character customization, which when brought up it sounded like the devs really wanted to do it but didn't have it quite yet.
No, it's conformed, that's why squids would get random head gear/hair/shirts/shoes/ect ect.
They where showing off customizing, but they didn't know how to divvy it up or make it accessible.
She's perfect for me. I enjoy playing low tier or underrated/underdog characters in fighters etc.
And she is cute. Nothing to lose here.
It's not like I play competitively.
Fucking when and where is it? I need to see more gameplay from people who don't suck
>shitposters are this afraid a good Nintendo exclusive is coming out.
Had no clue she was bad
My friends always call her OP when I play her
I wonder how the devs feel about this whole ordeal since E3.
I mean they're like Nintendos new generation of devs/producers, arent they? Like some time ago they were just some kids Nintendo hired from university, put them in a room together and let them jam until something halfway decent came out
And then suddenly they're part of E3 and their project is Nintendos hottest new thing and everyone and their mother is asking for more features and content and shit
remember, while characters specs matter, at the end they're just as good as the player is
God, now i need a never ever splatoon version
I don't think they're fresh out of uni or anything. They've probably done a lot of grunt work and they're groomed by the veteran designers.
It's still got to be pretty cool, though.
Nope, the game would die very quickly on PC, because everyone would see it for the shit it is. The PC has lots of games you can compare it to.
On the Wii U though, those game-starved bastards go fucking bananas over a TPS with a gimmick. It's not so novel. It has no competition, that's all.
ll the fun characters in fighting games are also "low" tier. Is it because they are gimmicky?
I'm kind of glad I'm not a tourneyfag with any of the fighters I play. It honestly sounds like no fun allowed.
I would play it if it was on steam, probably more than the rest of the games i have.
but as>>257731834 said it's hard to keep a game alive, if it was on some other client than Steam then it would be dead very quickly. I'd like to see what kind of mods we could've gotten.
>Tfw that guy's tumblr got deleted for that pic.
>mfw that inkling tummy
he will always be remmbered
I would like to see that full picture, as I have never seen it before and now my curiosity has been piqued.
The place all Nip artists go to post their artwork. It's the source of most of the images on the boorus.
I spent many an hour back in the early 00s listening to squeky voiced kids screaming and calling me nigger online. Last thing I need in my 30s is to go back to that on the kiddiest console on Earth.
So no. I'm not hyped at all. No SP, likely the same two or three modes I've been playing since UT, and nothing new except painting floors instead of splattering brains is nowhere near enough to get me excited.
Holy fuck are you retarded?
>enable R-18 content
You don't even have the excuse that it's a Japanese site anymore because the whole fucking interface is in English now.
That's actually probably the second best fanart to come out for Splatoon.
The best being when the Squidgirl mangaka drew fanart.
I was a fan of this one, too.
Do you have something similar to this?
>tfw nobody posting best fat squid loli ass
The game looks pretty garbage tbh. Basically looks like its fun for one hour and thats it. Its mostly overhyped trash similar to resistance for sonybronies and their resistance game. nintenponies are so thirsty for games that they praise obvious trash like this.