repoasting this because /vg/ is too fast for me
Foxy, Bonnie and Chica are all part of Freddy's harem.
The problem is Freddy can't satisfy them because he's so small. They're dying for a real dick, that's why they keep trying to get into the Security Guard's office.
Foxy is so desperate that she fucking RUNS there in the hopes of getting there before he shuts the door.
Freddy is fucking PISSED that you're trying to NTR him and he's coming after you.
He wants you to become the latest member of his harem as punishment.
They should make a sequel where you have to monitor an entire dark ride attraction.
Literally every thinley veiled furry thread is vidya gaems, whether it be Rouge or Goatmom.
Besides, these furshit in these threads is going downhill. They've moved to /vg/, apparently.
A character from Undertale that was just about all everyone talked about in the threads about it. It got so bad the threads are kill now,
just like these are going to be, although at least FN@F doesn't have scat yet. That's when it dies.
So nothing unique happens for beating a custom day at high levels as opposed to 0/0/0/0? Has anyone managed to do it at 20/20/20/20?
I can't wait to start seeing clone after clone based on this game.
>bodies never found
>reports of foul odor coming from the mascots
OH SWEET LORD
THOSE MASCOTS WALKED AROUND WITH THE CORPSES STUFFED INSIDE THEM
THE PARENTS WERE NONE THE WISER
I LITERALLY SHOUTED 'OH SHIT' WHEN IT CLICKED IN MY BRAIN
>When i get at night 7
Can't even get past night 1, any tips?
Also, I don't have the full game
I want that fucking game to come out already, even though graphics and art direction are horrible
>first time in these threads
So the game's about evasion?
11/10 post nigga
would steal and re-post
Fuck you for reminding me.
That game brought up some deep-seated depression of not having strong parental figures
You sit in a room with no way to move outside of it, as animatronics that want to stuff you in an animatron suit lethally hunt towards you. You have to realize they're coming, block them off, stall them by watching them through the cameras, and not let your power in the generator run out.
Here's a good method for you to use:
When the first night starts, watch chica and bonnie closely. Freddy won't do shit really until night 5. Chica goes to right side, bonnie to left, and foxy goes left aswell.
They will go slow as fuck on night 1, so you can track their progress easiily. However what you want to watch is foxxy, and wait for him to move from his starting point, so just watch that. When foxy moves from the starting point, go to pirates cove, and keep looking at it no matter what. In between each time you check in on him, flicker each light. If you see bonnie or chica, close the door and flicker the other light. If that side's clear, open the door you just closed, ect.
As long as you watch foxxy and manage the two doors you can beat any easy night.
Would the five missing children be able to survive in the suits, given their skulls are a lot smaller than the security guards?
Also, didn't one of the flyers on the wall talk about the guy killing the kids lured them away in a Freddy suit? Isn't it confirmed that there are no suits in the pizzeria, only casings where the animatronic skeletons go? Just some thoughts
You are the 5th child. You survived, but your memories of the traumatic event have long since left you. You grew up, needed money and you were inexplicably drawn to the old restaurant where you had that traumatic experience. That's because the spirits of the other children now inhabiting that mascots want to stuff you into one of them so you can all be together again.
Okay so basically this is the game:
You're a nightguard at a shitty Chuck-E-Cheese's, and there's these animatrons.
These animatrons come alive at night, and if they come into your gaurd room they kill you. That's great, you have blast doors and cameras!
Except that you run on limited power so you have to conserve.
>people keep requesting furry porn involving these robot animatronics trying to pop you like an organ grinder
>dead corpses, several of which are children, are stuffed inside the animatrons
You do realize this counts as a mix of necrophilia and pedophilia to a demented extent, right?
The yellow bear is a secret Golden Freddy. He appears if you look at the poster that sometimes appears on camera 2B. You know he's appeared because you'll see flashes of Freddy that say "It's Me" and will be in front of you in the room for a few seconds before killing you.
If you look into your cameras once he has appeared, he will leave.
Heaven's Pitch was enough for Pooh.
I already went over this, it's underaged cyborg furry necrophilia torture/snuff transformation. With possible demonic influnce. It's the most dengenerate thing you could possibly fap to.
>Lore Discussion Thread
>" HEY GUYS ANYONE HAVE THE GAY FURRY SHIT?"
Man, fuck this game. Now I'm actually afraid of opening doors at night because of this shit.
So who the hell was the guy they ended up charging?
Says he was dressed as a "cartoon mascot", by this are they referring to the animatronics or just a general cartoon character?
He must not have been wearing the costume after doing the deed or video surveillance wouldn't have been able to identify him, this also rules out the possibility of the animatronics having been responsible as they wouldn't be identifiable either... unless of course they got the wrong guy.
>Tfw I want to sleep
>I still come to these threads
Fuck you guys, seriously
>TFW I can't sleep because I just want to keep talking about this fucking game
>It doesn't even give me nightmares
Just some dude who took the heat. Its debatable whether or not Freddy and co actually killed the kids or if the rando did, but I'm willing to bet that Freddy chomped up the youngins and one of the random workers got tried for it since nobody would think the animatrons were alive.
There really is none as far as I know. Just spooky shit, presumably whatever demonic forces that are at play in Freddy's simply manifesting or something. It horror man, it doesn't have to make exact sense.
guys pleeeease tag anything relating to that Five Nights at Freddy’s game, please
I thought I was okay watching videos of that game being played but im really not. Even reading the game’s title is triggering some severe anxiety. this is the second night where im afraid to sleep because im so anxious and paranoid
also if anyone can tell me how to blacklist tags so i can do so, it would help me out so much more. thank you!!
Then the question of "why" comes up. And that's not even possible to answer with the game. There has to be more to the security guy and his behavior. He's a senior working there for a long time but yet he was tricked by freddy.
Maybe I'm just too old, but I thought I would've expected to see Foxxy running in a looping hallway bg, while to the tune of http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJ0xBCwkg3E
nigga i don't know how to program shit like that
ok, pic related, it's how you block tags.
I don't need to open that file to remember the horror that fucking page gave me. Christ. When you tried to scroll up away from the jump scare ALL THE OTHER PICTURES ABOVE IT BECAME WORSE JUMPSCARES. I've never been so horrified in my life, and I don't think thats an exageration.
One of them will probably kill you in the hall
That makes me wonder, if it's all over at 6am does that mean the robots go into 'safe mode' when the sunrises? Or is your guy just sneaking out?
"It's me" is what the guy calling you says. Several times, in fact.
So since no suit exists, the guy was definitely a non-Freddy cartoon mascot then.
Unless the owners managed to pull a non-Freddy cartoon mascot costume out of their ass within the time between the murder and the next morning that just so happened to be the perfect size for whoever was unlucky enough to walk by the camera at night, and then had an incredible stroke of luck and the police didn't think to find out when or where the costume was procured and the person who took the heat had the worst lawyer in the world and was unable to poke even one of the many, many holes in the prosecution's case, it seems as though whoever got caught really was the one who did it.
So apparently Freddy doesn't actually teleport into the room if he gets you with both doors closed, he just tears through a hole hidden by a poster? I'm going to go browse some of the letsplays online to try and verify this, but if its true it could mean that Freddy isn't actually supernatural at all, just slightly more intelligent then the other robots.
Golden freddy, however...
OKAY IF ANY OF YOU BLOG ABOUT FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDYS TAG YOUR GOD DAMN SHIT WITH BODY HORROR AND THE SERIES NAME. PLEASE. YOU WILL BE SAVING PEOPLE FROM HAVING SEVERE PANIC ATTACKS AND POSSIBLY HOSPITAL TRIPS
>Owner can afford multiple high class lawsuits about missing children and the forcable removable of a frontal lobe to the point where he has to change nothing
>Can afford to keep the police away from investigating all these missing security guards
>Can't afford emergency lighting
>can't afford a lock on the door where the animatronics are kept so they can just roam around in that room all they want
>can't afford paying for power at night to run a few basic lights
>can't afford doors that you can shut and lock
Capitalism at its finest.
How would the vaunted Free Market fix it, /v/?
Why does Freddy's need a security guard anyway?
The mascots never try to leave the place. They clearly can handle intruders.
Feels like your only purpose is to get killed by the mascots so their blood lust will be satisfied and the owner doesn't have to pay you.
...wait, that actually kind of sounds plausible...
Do what I did.
after I thoroughly terrified myself by reading these threads and imagining what the game must be like, I spent like two days analyzing the horror in my head.
Tonight I actually watched gameplay of it and it's nowhere near as scary as my unfortunately vivid imagination conjured up.
add that to the story of an insane small business owner engineering fucking terminator robots for a pizza parlor and the whole thing loses its punch.
Sorry to say, Bert, but the only way out of a super spooky slump is watching it before your imagination gets carried away.
There you go, anon.
Who is the protag, and why doesn't he quit?
Does anyone have a screenshot of the golden freddy poster?
You guys are missing a big peice of the puzzle, the robots have personalities.
Freddy's smart as fuck and the leader
Foxy's a loner and straight up runs towards you
Bonnie's slow and agressive
Duckface is "hungry" and ask you to open the door and let him in
Sure that's one way of looking at it, but it's totally wrong.
Listen, they both need each other. It's called "inter-dependency" and they both know it.
Yeah I know he does terrible things to Mike. Nasty, even sadistic things. But that's fine as long as that's what Mike wants.
Think about it, his actions. He's always asking for it. It's his partner's job to fulfill that need, and Freddy knows that.
Proof? Well in the "Five Nights At Freddy" game they work with each other...
I'm pretty sure all the animatronics have two sets of teeth. One for the mascot suit, one for the animatronic robot itself.
Just look at the main menu screen as it flickers and show the robot underneath. You can see that the suit's teeth don't match the robot's teeth at all.
>York has to investigate Freddy's
>"Fantastic! Amazing! Great! Nice Shot!" Every time he switches cameras
>frank west jumps out of a helicopter into freddy's
>"Fan... tastic!" everytime he switches cameras
The scare of the game is not the screamers, those are essentially your game overs. The scare in this game is the dread of the animatronics moving around without much rhyme or reason, and avoiding death by their metallic hands
>implying even the Gray Mann co. Animal mascots have designs that are possible to cut up a human skull
>implying anyone could live after that
>implying this game doesn't just throw every unsettling/creepy/horrific thing possible in a blender and turns it to 11 for the internet fame
But you only get the screamer if you arent gud enough
Ignore these fuckheads
I think it's praised so much because it's a horror game that isn't another first person adventure and actually pulls it off well, which is rare in the horror genre. The game has jump scares if you lose but the gameplay itself is extremely tense and nerve wracking and it accomplishes its task well. That and the lore is fun to discuss. A lot of the discussion is about the backstory since the guy left enough clues in the game to speculate on but not enough for definite answers unlike horror games which feed you everything through journal entries.
Is it overpraised? Probably. I think after a month or two there won't be many, if any, threads on it once everything is discovered.
Somebody gathers some capital from investors and opens a competitor where the employees have good enough conditions and are paid well enough to not provide the bare minimum required for their job. People who can afford it start coming to this place for the higher quality instead of Freddy's. As they gather capital they can expand and make all locations more affordable, and therefore more competitive with Freddy's. Freddy's sales take a hit, their value keeps going down and the competitor's up, and eventually this process drives Freddy's out of business. Which is what is happening in the game, all these cuts are Freddy's dying attempts to stay afloat. Of course, this means that at the tail end of Freddy's life span you'll have a handful of employees unfortunate enough to work in the worst conditions possible. Murderbots complicate this further.
real spoilers ahead:
First time you go down, you'll get the same treatment you got the first comic Then, when people think it's finished and are least expecting it, they scroll up and notice something very crucial is changed
They sometimes mysteriously replace the Rules of Conduct poster when you look at it through the cameras.
Looking at a poster of Freddy and his pals through a camera will sometimes change to an image of three crudely-drawn crying faces.
Did you guys know you can beat every single night without getting killed, just by not moving the mouse at all?
Super crappy programming, or 2deep lore because all of the animatronics think you're a statue?
Wouldn't Frank just kind of weaponize everything around him and fuck up the robots by night 1?
Dude can air combo, for fuck sakes.
Here's the original for reference. The punchline is that no fucks were given.
So, sequel is confirmed. Any speculations as to what the settings and gameplay are going to be like?
Well, if you don't move the mouse at all when you hit 0% power it actually takes Freddy a noticeably longer amount of time to actually finish you off. Looks like the guard was actually right to an extent.
As someone who's followed the threads a bit but hasn't played it:
Why do you keep returning each night?
How come after Day 1 you just don't NOPE the fuck outta there and never go back, or call the fucking cops or something. I know you gotta stay for the game to be a game, but there has to be SOME reason.
>security guard sitting completely fucking still for 6 entire nights
Jesus man. That fuckers got a monks focus and a will of iron
>I'm expecting it this time, it won't get me!
>Scroll all the way down, can't read it anyway
>What the heck, I guess it doesn't work on m--
Why would you do this? Foxy is the only character who you actually see moving towards you, sure he teleports BACK to pirates cove, but he's the only one who doesn't teleport to you. It doesn't make sense to remove the panels of him heading towards the guard. You fucked up the comic.
>this is real
So you just gotta stay there and do nothing like a real security guard? I think that's the message he really wanted to send
I have a question, you're guarding a restaurant at night that's still on business? I thought it had closed? I don't want to play it, I'm too easily spooked but the setting is pretty cool.
Because the game is a statement on the current economic crisis facing people today.
People will risk their lives for the shittiest of pay-checks, while corporate robots continually breathe down their necks, just waiting until they screw up, so they can fire them.
The dead kids are not the robots.
The robots are not possessed by their spirits.
The murderer was one of them or all of them.
The bit of '87 and Foxy out of commission implies that the robots are kind of just dicks.
Mascot implies Freddy or one of the other robots, you're overthinking it.
Nope, no translation yet. The premise is that your friend's an asshole and tells you to go through a tunnel where construction workers were buried alive in an accident during its construction
"Do you think, if you have the time, you can check those suits in the back?"
>Want to sleep
>Keep watching Let's Plays of FN@F and P.T.
I wish I could just stop but I can't
I was trying to imply that he's fucking fast
fuck you here
Has anyone tested what happens when you summon Gold Freddy into the room and then check the kitchen before he vanishes?
>Those video comments
>The absolute toxicity of that shitposting
It needs to be a jump scare gif with in-game foxy appearing on the last panel after some time.
That only works on the first days, not the five or 6 night.
Foxy and Freddy will kill you if you do nothing in the other following days.
Foxy is designed to kill people who do anything.
Wait are there two freddies? In the video I watched the guy said he couldn't find freddy but he kept looking at the bear. Unless maybe it was the rabbit and it was hard to tell from the angle
Assuming it was one of the animatronics who killed the kids then, that still opens up the problem of who the hell did they end up getting charged for what the robots did. And how they managed to catch this person of camera surveillance accurately enough for a conviction, something that couldn't be done on anything appearing to be wearing a suit.
Shit man, there was that Hotline Miami 2 thread where someone showcased a level editor. Probably can whip up a cool inspired level in that. Be hard to find a way to accurately represent the animatronics tho.
The phone call reversed and sped up has intelligible words in it. Something about a laboratory and creations.
I'm still trying to work out what is being said.
It is fixing it. That place is a piece of shit and it's closed down and will be gone soon if you read the news clippings. No demand for a shitty pizza place with killer animatronics equals no shitty pizza place with shitty animatronics. The owner just can't afford to fix anything and it keeping a guard in the place until he's able to sell off the assets associated with Freddy's.
It's mostly because of Chica having 2 sets of teeth, and the inner one is more like human teeth, while the rest look like animatron teeth.
Also whoever the anims kill are usually stuffed into suits, and phone guy got killed by animatrons.
I might remember more later but that's about it.
One actual moving around Freddy that murders you, another floating golden colored empty one which appears behind you and nobody is quite sure why it's there. Apparently staring at it too long causes a game over. I think it's just hallucinations, but others thinks ghosts and 2spooky shit.
Why don't you just put your pants on top like a shirt and then wear your shirt like pants, and then sit upside down? That way, when they put you in a suit your ass goes into the mouth, but your head is okay.
Chica is not the phone guy, Chica has always just been an robutt.
There is no otherworldly possessions by the kids or the robots victims. Now something that started their evil deranged bullshit is up for debate, but there is no fucking evil children haunting the god damned pizza place.
They made a guy take the fall to save business. And it was around '87 bro, that's when they started acting up. Tech wasn't that good back then.
You are honestly overthinking this shit way too hard.
Bonnie the Bunny has a habit of looking a bit like Freddy from certain camera angles, you're probably just making that mistake.
There are two freddies, one is the normal freddy, the other is the golden freddy who you occasionally halucinate about and can appear inside of your room with both doors locked.
Solving the mystery is entirely up to you.
If you want, you can completely ignore every shred of information and focus on survival.
Focusing purely on surviving is the easier option, as the machines become increasingly aggressive with each passing night.
This makes it difficult to investigate, since time spent investigating could be time spent monitoring the movement of the bots.
Sadly, I do not. Youtube is flooded with shitty playthroughs of Fn@F.
There's a big screencap of all the various newspaper clippings, but I don't have it saved.
They don't put you in an animatronic, they put you in a spare suit, which has wires and metal and shit in it, and the force of that kills you. Literally on the first night the guy tells you this.
This is lore
>They will not roam unless they feel a sudden energy change
>you don't produce a change in watt usage by checking them out with a camera
>They just chill there
Think about it. Even before 12 am they should close at 10 pm and even then the animatronics don't even move.
I can kinda see why it wouldn't be ghosts at all. Honestly I'm fine with that explanation.
But the Freddy thing has been bugging me for a while now. Just what is inside that suit when you get shoved in?
So the reason that you get fired after the 7th night is because the animatronics haven't been able to kill you and the owner realizes they'll probably never get you if you can do the weekly cycle, right?
>They shove your crotch into the headpiece
>Your pelvis is fucking FUBAR'd
>You end up being alive to feel every bit of the incredibly excruciating agony
>The only thing left of your crotch is your testicles dangling out of the eye sockets and your penis resting gently in the maw of the animatronic
Why don't they just supply you with a mascot costume to wear at night?
Why don't they just disassemble the animatronics and shut the place down early, as it's already proving to be a money sink?
Why don't they depower the animatronics at night, since they clearly can't afford to power things, why do murderbots take priority?
The plotholes, they hurt.
Finally found a decent shot of golden freddy.
The game over screen is a picture of a Freddy suit with a second set of tiny teeth--your teeth--inside the mouth and tiny eyeballs--your eyeballs--dangling out of the eye holes. So, if there appears to be a second set of teeth inside Chica's mouth, and the phone guys was their most recent victim...
Is THIS how you get ready 4 Freddy?
All of them have two sets, there's a webm somewhere showing that.
They get stuffed into spare suits, phonebro implies theres a lot in the back. It's where the missing bodies are probably.
Freddy is a crazy as fuck but he is not possessed by his own damned victims.
Beams and wirings and shit so the slim robotic endoskeletons and still fit inside and pilot the things.
Unless you mean the ones in the back, then we don't know. My money is on the bodies.
Actually this game is kind of a clone of an old CDi Sega game called Night Trap
Am I the only that delves into games too much, freal?
The one thing I don't like about this game is the graphics, Visuals are pretty eerie. They look like Resident Evil pre-rendered rooms which reminds me of such classics.
although by graphics i mean how you turn left and right and you can see how the room wraps around you like if you are staring at a piece of paper. It just takes away from the distance/field of view I hope in future adaptations there might be some real ingame graphics instead.
>raining all night as hard as it can
>trying to get my mind of the game
>suddenly, some noises downstairs
>someone runs upstairs and towards my room
>panic and turn my head to the door
>try to close it but it's too late
my shithead nephew goddamnit I hate him so much.
They're already strapped for cash
They're trying to keep it somewhat afloat until they can get the assets (the building and anything else someone will take) sold off.
The animatronic's servos will break if not allowed to wander. Since they can't wander around during the day anymore free roam is turned on at night.
this guy took the time to draw this to better illustrate his point
There is a poster in one of the rooms near the security room, normally that poster is just a headshot of Freddy smiling or whatever. Rarely, the poster will change into a super closeup of golden freddy, who has no eyes. When you close the camera after seeing that, Golden Freddy will be sitting right in front of you. Unless you bring the camera back up very very quickly, he will kill you. I managed to escape him purely by luck, I was so fucking surprised when he popped up i accidentally reopened the camera.
how do I get this? if someone provides a legit download I'll stream this (and probably some other shitty indie horror games as well)
I'm more interested in seeing camera feeds where animatronics start spazzing out. Heard about it but never saw it anywhere in the videos. Also someone mentioned some demonic chants going on from night 3 onward.
You both want the knot. Nothing wrong with that; it's probably better this way. Fucking an animatronic is probably a lot more socially acceptable than some sweaty guy in a fursuit.
or good heavens, a dog
The bird. I think she's a chicken, but a lot of people call her a duck. Given how alliterative the other characters' names are (Freddy Fazzbear, Bonnie the Bunny, Foxy the You-Get-The-Idea), and how in the poster in you cam see that her feet have definite toes, whereas a duck's feet would likely be webbed, they're probably wrong.
So wait, it'd be like this?
Wouldn't you have to be really good at doing handstands for them not to catch on to your shit?
Fuck you. That brought back some terrible lack of sleep memories. that shit comic thoroughly spooked me.
Same. I had it worse because the first time I saw it, I was running a browser without flash or any add ons, so the animations and sounds didn't play. Instead it had each thing frame by frame as a set of pictures, weirdly. I thought "meh" and closed it. Months later, I went back to it and read it with a normal browser, and nearly shat my pants because I was so shocked.
Couldn't sleep that night, and I spent most of that night mad at myself for being such a pansy.
Yeah, that's where I got the screengrab from. Honestly I think it's a pretty reasonable reaction, if you've got tabs on all four of them, then you close the camera and theres suddenly an extra creepy version sitting in front of you its a fairly normal reaction to jerk back horribly, dragging the mouse down with you and reopening the camera.
Here's a video of Golden Freddy.
Someone should make a mod where the animatronics are the Dinobots.
Don't even link it if it's fucking markiplier
I love how all the intel on how to stop enemies isn't from a game manual but from people's experiences
>there will never be a sequel where you hunt down the suits Killer 7 style
Good point. And you could probably break out with other people around.
I see no flaws with anon's plan.