>tfw when I have no OC to post in the thread.
The KnowYourMeme page for FNaF is just a bunch of shit ripped from the /v/ threads and put on there. Why the fuck is this shit allowed.
Faggots post our OC there and claim it as theirs. Fucking kikes.
You are Chuck E Cheese employee working for the jew known as your boss
You take the night shift and monitor the animatronics.
The animatronics are alive and thirst for blood
Use security cameras and steel doors to survive the night
not OC but a personal favorite
It's a game called Five Nights at Freddy's.
Horror genre. Premise is you're a night guard at a Chuck'e'Cheese-type restaurant. Only catch is the animatronic characters tend to 'wander around' at night. And are a little homicidal.
wow so spooky
Half you faggots havent even played the game
The game is weird. It feels like you win not by skill, but by luck.
The animatronics don't have a set pattern so there's really nothing you can do but keep guessing about everything. If you guess wrong, you die. If you get lucky, you win.
It's just based on luck
>find out about this game yesterday
>oh hey, this is pretty coo-
>its already an abused meme
Is there a significant noticeable difference between Chica and Bonnie?
It seems like Chica is more aggressive and likes to puppyguard the right door, but I'm not sure.
Oh you could perhaps i don't know JUST ENJOY THE FUCKING GAME YOU SPASTIC SON OF A BITCH
WHY DOES IT MATTER WHAT OTHER PEOPLE DO
STOP GIVING A SHIT GODDAMNIT FUCKING /v/TARD HIVEMIND DRUGGIE
The name "Bonnie" is female name so I'd assume so.
I like the place. Not so bad when you filter out the shit, you know.
I like to think this game takes place in a capialist dystopia.
>The low wage
If you know your history you know wages were pretty poor prior to various reforms. There's also the argument that the game takes place in the 80s but I like my idea better. *puffs up chest*
>The low safety restrictions.
It was fairly kosher back in the day for kids to work in places and even lose limbs in machinery. Freddy's low safety for its employees and guests would be fairly standard. What if labor laws never passed or were substantially weaker?
>Why the fuck would someone take this job?
Easy. There's no unemployment benefits in this world. The police probably are all too eager to disperse demonstrations for food, so you literally have to work or starve; the government probably embraces a doctrine of "you must work to eat" as well, so the general public is unsympathetic. Heck, one might think a place like Freddy's is actually one way the government is keeping the pool of unemployed in control. So... death by hunger or death by being crammed in a suit. Fantastic.
3a. This could actually very well be convict labor, also explaining the low wages. People who happen to be a little outspoken against the regime are sentenced to work here for a week or two... and more often than not they "disappear."
>Freddy's being closed.
If you know how long legal procedures take... I wouldn't be surprised if that "end of year" closure probably won't be effective for a while. If ever. Especially if Freddy's doubles as a population "safety valve." Nice place to sentence your political opponents to, no? Talk of closure could very well be bread and circuses; the best dystopia tends to be good at attempting to look like it cares about its people. Bureaucrats are probably made to take as long as possible in the closure specifically because this place would be so useful as a means to dispose of opponents and undesirables.
>tfw too scared to get past night 1
That rabbit spooked me too hard.
spooklord please go
the cute fanart has helped me not be afraid of them anymore
Not only that, but sometimes the door gets stuck and there's literally nothing you can do.
I haven't seen a horror game that was able to make me feel more helpless than this one.
>never come up with OC
>frequent a site where others come up with OC
>claim it as "ours" and get mad when "others" like it
You can really only get mad about this if you're in your early teens and desperate to fit in somewhere.
Freddy doesn't give a fuck about the rules and will teleport into your room unless you keep an eye on him. Naturally, he tries to distract you with the other 3 animatronics.
There's a hole in the wall behind the "Celebrate" poster.
>is it true he never spawns if you never look at pirate's cove?
The thing if on nights 3, 4, 5, the camera defaults to pirate's cove, so you're already look at it which causes him to activate.
On night 6 you can choose to not fuck with him by not looking there, yes.
Reminder that Bigbugz is working on 20/20/20/20 Night 7 right now and got within 30 seconds of 6 am last time.
>like a proper security guard
i literally lol'd
by jove, he's right!
Five Nights at Freddy's
The game becomes a lot less spooky when you remember that the only reason they're acting up is because they're stupid robots following a stupid routine set 30 years ago and are too dumb to even think and act differently.
>Played the game
>"This game isnt scary"
>They play the game
>Go on tumblr to start freaking out.
>While I'm just here feeling like this is gonna be the next slenderman
Really. I think i let the tumblrfags find out about this.
If i was raised by your mom I wouldn't find anything scary either
are you guys seriously this dumb
the post is ironic
He's making fun of faggots on /v/ (like you) who hate on other websites because you think you are smugly superior, because your inside jokes (maymays) are more indie than reddit's maymays.