Starting with the best one.
>Are there gifs/webms of this game?
An ass should be shapely but tight. No softish look and no jiggle.
I disapprove of him because he's into jelly butts.
The finest ass quality in all vidya land.
It's there. It's shapely. It looks tight. It doesn't wobble or bounce. It's just peachy!
Are not very nice due to lack of firmness.
No it's not.
No it's not.
>It looks tight.
That's another way of saying small, white woman pancake ass
>It doesn't wobble or bounce
Then you can hardly call it an ass
>It's just peachy!
Even peaches have more of a shape than that ass.
If it's any consolation I think VZ Schneider has a fantastic butt.
>being this irish
Now for the best pair of asses in video games.
See how round it is?
The difference between me and you is that we all like them round, but I like them firm. You like the jiggly, soft fat instead of perkiness.
That would still be soft and jiggly as fuck, you stupid virgin
Do you really want to see what a "firm" ass would look like?
This fucking guy
This one fucking guy
You come into every single Metroid thread
You come into every fucking thread about girls in vidya
You come into every fucking thread where it is even remotely possible for you to bring up 'perky,' 'small,' 'firm' asses. But it's not even that. It's just that PN3 grill is your waifu and you can't stop fucking going on about her in every fucking thread.
It's fucking fat, it would be jiggly. If she moved, it would shake like Michael J. Fox
What the fuck do you think give it it's shapelyness? And I swear to God if you say muscle...
>not liking perky, small, firm asses
I mean, I don't bring it up because I know you're all a bunch of dickgirl loving faggots, but an ass that has too much meat on it is just sweaty and gross. Get some taste.
I like any sort of female ass you fucker, you just don't need to keep going on about Vanessa's perky small firm ass every time you post. It makes you seem like an obnoxious faggot who can't stop inserting their fetish/waifu into everything they say.
Bite a bullet you shit.
>they're having the firm vs fat argument again
oh god every time some one posts vanessa
ass comes in two categories, good and bad
That is not how muscle works. Contrary to popular belief, the fat asses that we all love are frequently miss-attributed to muscle. A muscular ass looks in no way similar to what you think it does
Booty, errr KanColle is my favorite game.
God I was so dissapointed when I finally played this. I thought all those pics were shoops, but lo and behold, Lightning literally has no ass
At least the dress garbs hide it, but jesus, you guys weren't kidding
Are there any games that feature
hot trap butt
During my time on the internet, I've researched the backstory material related to PN03 thoroughly (while not having played it myself), but this caught me by surprise. And the source does indeed claim no alterations have been made. I'm going to have to plow this new field of research thoroughly!
Vanessa is known for having a pretty fat ass, don't understand what all this "firm" talk is about. Hers is jiggly.
Haven't you guys even looked at the webms in this thread? Her ass jiggles loud and clear.
>jiggles like a motherfucker
>those dick crushing bedroom eyes
Das it mane
>Taokaka will never press your face between her buttcheeks and fire off a meaty fart right into your mouth
F-fuck you being 169 cm is not bad ;__;
Injustice is also underrated in the ass dept.
But don't blame anyone. In typical Netherrealm fashion, the animations are extremely short and rapid.
Have to slow motion to really appreciate it.
I had to slow-motion an already slow-motioned youtube video for this.
>Not posting the superior SC2 ass
>being attracted to someone with full armor
That's artificial ass-padding, son.
Might as well get into plane-porn. Gets rid of the middle-man.
>Exhaust vents for assholes
why the fuck do gigantic gaped buttholes give me such mad boners
like seriously i don't know what i find so appealing about a hole that should be small and tight being completely stretched open
>Op is an autist who likes ass but hates the best kind
God I thought dfc fags were annoying
>not posting superior sc2 ass
>posts sc:ghost ass