did you make this thread after calling/seeing someone call samus a slut in the wii fit trainer thread.
if so tell me how fat you like your bird girls.
What the fuck is this Deviantart shit?
incontinent Samus costume reveal when?
>MFW this thread
time to get off the internet for a while.
Imagine how fucking horrifying it wold be to hear and see someone digested alive in front of you.
>Took me a while to see it
>a long time ago in an interview
no, that was just his bio on the super metroid website, a game he directed.
I can't remember if it was a shop or not that I've seen around here but another staff member's bio said that Samus' secret is that she's a hermaphrodite.
Yeah I bet you would you Jehova's Witness.
she wears such skimpy clothing to a bar where she knows men looking for some lovin' are going to visit, and I can't blame her for that, all that bounty hunting must get stressful and lonely, she's still human (mostly) and even she must have her urges.
Bar stools aren't typically made out of metal.
Those aren't cups at all. The tops aren't open.
The person behind the counter is inspecting the object it's holding. not pouring drinks.
The stuff in the back aren't bottle designs. They're probably not even liquid containers.
>Bar stools aren't typically made out of metal.
Doesn't matter, that's a bar stool undoubtedly.
>Those aren't cups at all. The tops aren't open.
cups can be closed, not to mention a) aliens and b) future.
>The person behind the counter is inspecting the object it's holding. not pouring drinks.
he's not inspecting shit, and he fittingly has a large container and 2 small ones. Even has a shady ass cloak.
>The stuff in the back aren't bottle designs
they're the same container design as the thing he's holding.
did you think that people thought back then when it came out that 2001 A Space Odyssey's futuristic technology and spaceship shit wasn't weird and unfamiliar either?
>that's a bar stool undoubtedly.
Bars aren't the only places that use stools.
>cups can be closed, not to mention a) aliens and b) future.
Conjecture, conjecture, and conjecture.
>he's not inspecting shit
Yes he is, the object is facing the direction of his face.
>he fittingly has a large container and 2 small ones.
What's fitting about this? The object in his hand isn't in the shape of a container. It's textured, and square-ish. And the 2 small objects can't be poured into.
>Even has a shady ass cloak.
Which has nothing to do with bar tending.
>they're the same container design as the thing he's holding.
No they're not. They're all different designs.
I could easily use the fact that it happens in the future to assume it's NOT a bar. because it's the fuuuutuuuure, and those are aaalieeens, I could say that that what might look like a bar, is actually a repair/supply shop.
Im so hungry.
I cant even remember the last time i had decent meat to eat.
sliding up behind her and thrusting against her backside as she moves one of your hands down her firm, athletic stomach before slipping your fingers into the waistband of her high-cut swimsuit bottom?
Are you sure it's not
the sweat from Samus's body? Since the two of you have been cuddling, she's gotten positively soaked...in more ways than one. Her hair is starting to cling to her face...and look at how those droplets of sweat pour down her creamy thighs. I guess she enjoys being groped down there...who knew?
No prime and headcanon faggots like yourself did.
So whos fappin to Smash Wii U when its released?
She does, doesn't she?
It's a strong, but womanly scent: not overpowering, but intoxicating all the same. Her sweaty body leaves you wanting more as you bury your face into her neck, where the scent of her musk mixes with her wet, salty hair to create a pungent, erotic blend. And that's just one area...the rest of her body must smell nice as well...
Why has the quality of Samus porn gone to shit lately?
>implying Other M was bad because Samus was sexualized
Other M was bad because of the shit story, cutscenes, Samus' incessant monologues, shitty power-up system, mediocre gameplay, and bland music.
It really is.
Look at the way the bikini clings to it- that muscular, toned backside with just a hint of fat for some extra squeezing. And look...all that sweat and rubbing has jammed her bottoms all the way up into her generous cheeks. Don't think she didn't notice that bulge rubbing against her while you were groping...maybe she should let you smell the rest of her body more thoroughly, hm?
That can be arranged.
Just lie back and let her do allll the work...it looks like she's taking her time, dragging herself up off of you slowly before easing her way back down, chest pushing against you as she slides herself up your entire body. Can you feel how hard you made her nipples? Her bikini is a bit thin, after all. Let her rest her firm chest right on your face...feel the sweat between her cleavage as she breathes excitedly, heaving those perfect breasts up and down. She probably wouldn't even mind if you started licking them: she's pretty caught up in the moment, it seems...
I like to think that "pre-Other M" Samus was kind of a slut, like to have sex to get what she wanted like information, or to get close to her target, stuff like that, and is she couldn´t find new bounties, she will just find a job as pole dancer, stripper or as prostitute.
Oh, there's no doubt about that.
She just loves hearing you moan and gasp as she presses her sweaty tits onto your face. They're absolutely covered with saliva and perspiration now...you can really see her nipples jut out from the soaked fabric. Her thighs are starting to clench around your lower body as she sits atop your chest...and it feels like her swimsuit bottom is on fire! If only she would move her hips a little lower as she smothers you...
>fat hairy 6'6'' mexican with zero feminine features or mannerisms
>get called a girl on 4chan all the time because of "how I type"
Oooh, I'm sure she could, Anon. As long as you
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Only since you asked nicely.
Just let her reach back and fish you out of those swim trunks and...oh my. I don't think I've ever seen her lick her lips like that...you're a lucky man, Anon. It doesn't quite seem like you've had enough of her tits, though, and that pesky top is doing her no favors. Now that she's untied it and let it fall from her body, the real fun can begin. Why don't you let her surround your face with her bare tits...you're welcome to suckle them all you'd like. She knows you're close, too...that's why she's nestled your throbbing cock firmly between her asscheeks. Look at her buck her hips up and down, slamming herself into you as she gives you the assjob of a lifetime! This sensation while having her sopping breasts in your face would be too much for any man...give in to her! Give her your whole load!
She was genetically modified to live on zebes. 90% of zebes biomass is sub-terrian, even the chozo cities are underground. It would make perfect sense that her spine would be greatly enhances.
That's good. Women actually take DNA from all the men they've fucked and put it in their babies. A virgin woman's baby will belong to you more than a slut's baby.
Virgins also love you more, because they have less resistance to love hormones.
Glad to be of service, anon. Samus just loves to please her fans. Oh, and dinosaur guy wasn't me. Gave me a good chuckle, though
Those Space Pirates dicks from the doujin remind me of certain someone's.....
well you have no excuse you massive fucking faggot. Look for it. I usually spoonfeed pretty god damn hard but when you're being a lazy ass shitcunt pussy bitch you don't deserve jack shit
Not the original writer, but here goes nothing.
Starting from where >>258973027
What's this? Why did she stop? As she repositions herself, you notice that her bikini bottom has been shifted to the side, revealing an unmistakable glistening between her legs, right as you feel something warm and very wet engulf your dick. To say that she feels incredible is a massive understatement- you would swear that she was doing everything she could to squeeze you dry as she places her nipples back into your mouth. She must be really sensitive there, since with every lick she tightens just a little bit more. She's moaning pretty loudly, and if she was riding you any harder your pelvis would break. Her breath's getting ragged now, and it doesn't look like she can hold out any longer than you can. This is it- it's time to make her yours!
Shit, I'm getting hard myself now.
And here I was thinking I had no idea what I was doing. Thanks for the vote of confidence, now I'll wrap up.
You rally just long enough to make one last thrust, and Samus screams in ecstasy as she feels your seed pour into her womb. Exhausted and thoroughly satisfied, the two of you drift off to sleep, with you still inside of her. Life is good.
I wish there was a Samus fapfic about this outfit
And I took over after the assjob. I'd be fine if you considered my section as a part of his though.
I understand. I tried to mimic the first anon's style so it wouldn't seem to be too jarring of a transition.
Fair warning- it's a slippery slope. I did my first Princess Hilda fic on a whim and now I have like three stories lined up. Not to mention spur-of-the-moment stuff like this thread. All things considered, though, it's great to see another writer!
I'm sure I'll manage, but I'll keep it in mind. I knew I recognized that style somewhere, but couldn't figure out where until now.
>Captcha is showing pictures of dogs
Is it me or has captcha finally gone off the deep end?
>You will never thighfuck Samus in this outfit
Delicious down feathers
Any progress on the Samus dress redraw?
Samus books a private room at a certain kind of clinic; it has speakers, an all-around projector, and what looks like a tanning bed with some creatures to choose from. She picks "lioness" and lies naked in the device.
Warm mutating rays make her grow lion ears, lion voice, sharp teeth, sharp nails, and a tail. Minutes later she comes out as a lion-girl, with the projector and speakers providing wilderness ambience.
She does a cat's stretch and yawn, then stalks about the room growling softly for a while. After that she is aroused and starts to use her hands, growling louder. She gets off with a mighty roar. Finally she gets back in the device, sets it to change her back, washes herself off, and drifts off to sleep satisfied.
The clinic gives her a video of her session before she leaves.