>playing a game
>help a girl chracter
>shitty sex scene with clothes on as reward
I'm actually worried about something similar in dragon age. With their push for more gay shit, will it be possible to just befriend/ be Bros with your party members without them constantly pushing for chocolate bananas?
Now that the dust has settled, can we all agree that Ride to Hell is worse than Superman 64, Bubsy 3D and ET?
Because it fucking is.
First you treat her nicely all day and then when she lets her guard down you
give her violent dickings
>tfw I dreamed about slowly making out with her and ended up woking up at the best part
Fuck this, I can't even have fake closeness.
>See this tomoko girl get posted before
>see this thread, finally get her name
>it's a story about a emo girl even more perverted than me, yet it's oddly enough not even a hentai
I don't get what she has to do with /v/-related anything
>talking to Anna in Metro: Last Light
>takes one of her boobs out and rapes me
She's considered to be the embodiment of /v/ in girl form
>sweaty and doesn't wash
>unsocialable and hates normalfags
>blames their problems on everyone else
>plays vidya/roams the internet all day
>interactive sex scene
I'm sorry that I've always mocked your sex cutscenes
please never bring this back ever again
Of course not.
I mean to be perfectly honest I would be ok with overlooking her horrible hygiene and give her a good fuck; girl's probably tight as hell and desperate to please.
But that same desperation is why I say no; after I fuck her she'll undoubtedly get all clingy and, let's be honest, no one wants Tomoko trailing them like a lost puppy around school or hear she's been saying "I got porked by anon~" to everyone.
>I love baths
>I'm sociable when I'm forced to be
>I actually blame more on me than I should
>I roam the internet until I get banned - then I vidya, but I do have a job
>she'll undoubtedly get all clingy
I think you're a pretty normal guy for not wanting that, most of /v/ would be fucking happy for having someone clingying to them, it would be a change of roles.
>never have a wet dream my whole life
>or a dream with sex in it in any form
>always wonder why
>dreams are mostly fragmented memories and thoughts
>I have absolutely no idea what sex is like, what girls feel like, what they smell like, everything
>can't dream about it
Fuck my life, holy shit
That's not entirely accurate. The most likely reason you don't have sex dreams is because you masturbate too much. Don't jerk it for like a month. Plus, take melatonin and B6 before you go to bed, it'll make your dreams more vivid.
>Having an AMAZING lucid dream where I fuck this little spanish goth girl I knew in high school
>Feel like I'm on the edge of an amazing orgasm for minutes, lucid dreamed my way through every hole this girl has
>Cell phone rings IRL, wakes me up, fantasy immediately shattered
>I would just get pent up and frustrated
That is due to the increase in testosterone.
You see, when you masturbate your body sort of makes a big dip in the amount of testosterone flowing through your veins, a deficit that takes about 7 days to replenish (6th day you typically have +25% more testosterone than the max)
What this means is that by masturbating you are making yourself less manly. That pent up frustration is good, it's easily harnessed for exercise or talking to women.
Anon, I honestly believe you already know the answer too this, and are just thinly veiling an attempt at derailing the thread into Tomoko porn.
So yes, I would a Tomoko, and yes please porn porn.
So you can actually get some testosterone in your system
If your at all depressed and have a lack of energy, start working out and stop masturbating for a month. Watch the changes
>tfw probably would have been a kissless virgin into my late 20s if it wasn't for a girl confessing to me
Dodged a bullet
>tfw a cute mid-teen Asian virgin confessed to me but I rejected her because I was a stuttering social wreck at the time.
It hurt trying to get with her three years later and learning she was utterly uninterested.
She'd probably smell a bit sweaty, anon.
That's kind of hot though when it's a cute girl.
>Having a dream, not sure how it started
>Ended up hanging out with that Ryuko Matoi chick
>Wander around, not sure what I was doing
>Suddenly, she's nuzzled into my chest
>How the fuck did I get under these blankets
>Who are these people holy shit
>Stop questioning things and just fall asleep in that dream
>Wake up for real
>I'm hugging my damn pillow
That was some intense shit right there. I think that I may have contracted terminal waifuism.
It's because she falsely thinks you have to be a slut to be considered normal. And to be popular.
Hey neckbeards, you know how you all say 3D is pig disgusting? Well, let it be known that if you ever met a tomoko IRL, you would scorn her.
In the manga she is weird and ugly, yet drawn like a typical cutesey anime girl from lucky star or oreimo or something.
Anyways, point being that if you met some 'weird and ugly' girl in real life, you would run the fuck away.
also anime isn't real
i knew an irl Tomoko, she was alright
pretty much left her alone because she wasnt the same race as me
>tfw coworker confessed to me
>She's involved in hard drugs, has fucked half the town, and is out of her fucking mind
DAMN IT, why do I attract psychos?
>have fat coworker
>tells me one day that there are some nice movies being aired in the town movie theater
>tell her that's great and I might go there with some friends
>up to this day she tries to make me look bad at work
Holy shit, these girls are dangerous.