Who's the best Zelda girl, /v/?
You posted the wrong girl, op.
Also my captacha is a picture of a butterfly
the only right answer
I can't help but feel bummed out about saying goodbye to Midna even though the rest of the game feels like a slog.
>tfw no qt 3.14 to place your head in her tits
truly a travesty how she's been forgotten. I was still blown away when they made a trophy for her in Melee. Probably the only thing worth grinding through Melee for.
It's so fucking obvious, what's wrong with you faggots?
>No SFM porn of her featuring that model
fuck them, seriously.
If you're gonna do a waifu game then do a fucking waifu game
>Romani offered Link a job in the farm as a bodyguard
>she even offered him to sleep in her bed
>Cremia is lonely and depressed that her crush married her best friend, not to mention that the only men around are the guys trying to destroy her ranch and the emo guy with the chickens.
Fuck you Oot Link, you could have had it all and wasted it just because "MUH navi".
you deserved to become a Stalfos and die alone and forgotten
I want to be able to choose at the beginning or transform back and forth. not female as the only option
>there will never be a character customization for LoZ that lets you choose gender, hair color, eye color, and left/right hand with a Canon version used in the trailers like with the Fallout games
>this would potentially stop all bitching and arguing forever as you could just make your Link as you see fit
She apologizes to Link for what he had to go through and acts normal the next time you see her. It's not perfect but the spoiled, rebellious princess routine people want wouldn't have been much better
Link is a character to me, so I don't really want that
It's fine if you can customize his clothes and shit, but the moment you customize his face or his gender it's not Link anymore.
One thing I'd love to see though is
Female Ganondorfjust out of curiosity
why just the red one?
why would female Ganondorf be okay but female Link not? Ganondorf wouldn't make sense since he's the same guy but Link is a new person most games
>Can you imagine what a tough big black ginger would look like as a female?
hot as fuck?
I like Din more than Nayru, but Veran is the best!
I don't want to fight a female ganon, I'd just like to see what he would look like
We already have a shit ton of female Link art, so I know how he would look like
>Love Skyward Sword Zelda
>Hate NTR with a Passion
>Legoman makes SS Zelda a NTR Slut
There's way too many good Zelda girls to pick one, so I'll list my ten favorites in no particular order:
Malon/Romani/Cremia(yes, that's all one)
Best Zelda villain?
The one who actually managed to destroy Hyrule by manipulating you
"She has no legs", the faggots said...
my idea was that the game starts off, bs happens, and link pulls the four sword.
Out come 3 different individuals who all resemble Link. 1 or 2 can even be girls. The blue one is smart and magic/gadget talented, the red one flies off the handle and is very passionate and outspoken, and the purple one is strong and serious.
Link is surprised, but very pleased, and naturally drawn to them, and they to him and each other (even though they may disagree at times) and they go about their quest.
Eventually the evil is vanquished and it becomes time to return the 4 sword and make link one. But Link does not want to, and it is revealed that the 3 are in fact
the memories of Link's older brothers and sister, who died in some event that he solely was able to survive when he was very young. the game ends with link crying because he doesn't want his family to leave him again, but the purple tough one tells him that the sword brought them forth from his heart, and that they'll always be with him.
I know it's gay, fuck you
nigger lips and fetal alcohol syndrome eyes
Cremia best waifu
Romani best imouto
Not Malon though, Cremia's personality way better
You're right, that is gay, but with a little polish that'd be neat, as long as it plays nothing like Four Swords Adventures. It didn't feel like a real Zelda to me at all. It was boring even.
but why not
have them all girls and lesbian fourway
>tribe of men
>kidnap women to birth their kids
>once every hundred years a woman is born
>she is their queen by their laws
not saying it's bad, I'm just saying that the layout means it'll basically just be the way TP structured things, but with less floating landmasses with huge crevices and more connected areas
at a silky smooth 30 FPS
I don't really mind the timeline, I just think that it would be cool to have these things in the new Zelda game
But tell me, what is wrong with the adult timeline? You don't link the DS games?
Being in Hyrule doesn't mean that it will be a direct copy of TP. They always change it up in a number of ways, and since this will be the biggest overworld yet, I can see it being quite different.
Wet and squishy, like a plastic bag full of mashed potatoes
there is a fucking sinful lack of ruto porn
seriously, what the fug
You're right, there's hardly enough egg laying porn of her.
I mean, 3 pictures? Fucking pathetic.
Marin is totally the best Zelda waifu because 90% of the cool stuff you get to do with her is optional; the only reason you would actually see it is because you were psyched about being able to hang out with Marin, as opposed to having most of the interaction done with mandatory cutscenes.
Get a load of this faggotry
So based I almost can't fap to her.
Fucking fish face and bird lady are the worst girls
Everyone knows malon is best
Exactly this, but I prefer Romani over Cremia personally for being cute.
I feel like I'm the only one who likes adult Midna.
Nah, you're not. Medli is my favorite overall, but non-imp Midna takes the cake as far as adult/adult-ish characters go.
That Mediterranean/queen of the desert thing she has going makes me horny as fuck
I wish I had a cure girlfriend like cremia. I knew a lovely redhead and I don't recall my relationship with her.
0/10 wouldn't even pity-save her kingdom
I eat food 3 times a day. Sticking metal on my tongue isn't an aphrodisiac.
saria is love
saria is life
I think Veran is the best "Zelda" girl. Everyone bow to the Sorceress of Shadows.
Most any Zelda girl would be a fun lay, I'm sure, but the only true best girl is Zelda herself.
Then why couldn't you just use default?
They could set it up so default is Link classic, and you can customize however you want. I agree that Link classic is best link, it's the only way I'd play, but I don't see how it would ruin my (or your) playing if others can change him.
That is the single oddest thing I have ever seen on a person fictional or otherwise.
That head/face-garment; covering one eye in a mask and drooping her hair over it, but is also a hood with an overhanging cowl that twists off?
Metal shoulderpads up to eyepoking level.
Plaitmail skirt, and then a skirt over that and under that trailing on the ground.
And also spiked elbowpades draping a cape.
But most of the torso is exposed, including the third rib death window.
This chick must be magic because this is beyond my comprehension.
Because in other games the character's personality/apperance actually matter. Link's really doesn't. He doesn't talk. He doesn't have any obvious romantic interests. The few comments that can be construed that way can be changed with the switch of genders. Literally nothing about the change would make a difference for the game. But for other games, it would.
Closest you'll get.
Check dem archives, man
OoT Zelda is best Zelda though
I'd happily take any incarnation. Except Tetra. Tetra's kind of a bitch.
She's best girl, man. That's just how it works.
Required reading for fellow Hildafags: http://pastebin.com/jwzC0Tng
Midna is the real princess here
>being a Midnafag
>willingly associating yourselves with pic related
>Hilda will never shower your entire body with purple kisses
How about aged up Medli?
Aged up? Barely. What is she, like twelve in that pic?
THIS is aged up Medli.
>Twelve in that pic
I think you don't have a good idea for how proportions in Windwaker work.
Only on one website consisting of fags like you
The prettiest rich girl and the cutest little thief.
But yeah, zero fanart, except for some crap I drew myself.
I kinda wish she would take you seriously when you say you wouldn't turn her in because you like her.
I wanted to give her that house the schoolmarm just gives you. I wanted to at least give her money enough she didn't have to work two jobs. She learned her lesson; she shouldn't have to carry her bum of a father.
>I wanted to give her that house the schoolmarm just gives you.
>"You won't see me here at nights, I work on a faraway island."
>That weird wooden butler hires her for some extra help
>Maid Mila shows up on your island at night time
>toon link is surprised
>''aww geez you live here?''
>She walks pass him and goes inside to start her job
>she secretly watches link practice his sword technique
>starts getting feeling for him
I sure as hell fucking hope so, it's what helps her be the best also
>tfw nobody loves your waifu
Oh well. At least I got her for me alone.
she truly is the best girl
>tfw the Cremia tag on pixiv has been flooded with things tagged Crimea
Fucking Russian slut
I'd like to see a picture of her feeding a stray cat.
Fucking bullshit that Chespin's nipponese name, Harimaron, also appears in Malon's tag
Nips need to learn the difference between R and L
>decide to emulate Oracle of Ages because I only played Seasons
>even the fucking tree wants Link's dick
What the fuck?
The first time I saw this image I didn't even think it was that bad. After seeing it a million fucking times, I can't believe someone didn't throw this picture in the fucking trash instead of putting it on the interent.
Then get on it.
It's similar enough to seasons that you get that nostalgic feeling, but you're playing it for the first time. It's like playing your favorite game for the first time again.
I've made this observation before. Nabooru gets the short end of everything because she's the last sage character introduced, and it is a distant last.
Other than Navi the first character you meet is Saria.
The fifth character mentioned by name is Zelda.
To meet her you're required to make acquaintance with Malon; not a sage but strong waifu candidate.
When you do meet Zelda you also meet Impa, and she sends you on a quest to meet Ruto and Darunia
Then, according to the game's suggested order, you're to run around and meet up with all of these characters a second time in the adult timeline.
Only after all that when you're missing a sage do get told to go and meet Nabooru for the first time. This is also probably when you meet the Gerudo the first time. And honestly their dungeon is cute. But the race itself doesn't' really do anything to endear themselves.
Fanartists amend flaws in characters all the damn time; I mean check out this, and then check out SS Zelda fanart.
It's just that Nabooru didn't get as many of those fans.
Only to get forgotten by Sakurai the very next smash. Hopefully her trophy is back.
>no Koholint Island stage for 3DS with Marin and Tarin etc.
The only thing I asked for, but of course it wouldn't happen
Holy fuck I want this and I didn't even know it
Only because no men are born
Notice what happens when a man is born?
Nobody would argue that it isn't unique, but it's not very attractive.
They become powerful rulers with their own harem.
Still, the average Gerudo woman is a warrior and its hinted that they rape men when they got the itch. That's a big difference from the carpet wearing servants you see in middle eastern countries in the real world.
Do yourselves a kindness and google the Sufyanids.
TLDfuckinglistentome; They were a family of Islamic nobility that lost their power, then gained dominion in Syria. During this yo-yo rider a series of unfortunate events and attacks; their family was left with a single man and 230 women.
I would love to draw Nabooru with her giant nose and everything. But I don't like the /ss/ angle everyone else takes. I believe Nabooru was simply manipulating Link to get what she wanted. Because she's a thief and that's how she does things. The most Link would have gotten was a kiss on the cheek. If he's lucky.
However, I think given the chance, she would have jumped Link's bones.
The thing is, I have a difficult time imagining those two ever getting to opportunity. What with her captured and all...
Just about every female in the game had the hots for adult!Link, so I wouldn't be surprised
If we're taking r34 into account, then how attractive the character is matters. Actually, porn aside, how attractive the character is still matters. Gigantic jew noses are not attractive.
That's really cool. I guess it was based on something.
A character giving another a quick glance is enough for people to draw porn.
Also, was it confirmed that Nabooru was trying to steal from the desert colossus' treasures?
/ss/ is awesome shut up nerd
>I believe Nabooru was simply manipulating Link to get what she wanted.
>The most Link would have gotten was a kiss on the cheek. If he's lucky.
>However, I think given the chance, she would have jumped Link's bones.
Young man explain yourself.
I believe that we've discovered that all of Zelda's women are best.
They are to me faggot
get your factual attractiveness shit out of here, it's all opinion
>Also, was it confirmed that Nabooru was trying to steal from the desert colossus' treasures?
She was trying to get the gauntlets, which she lacked the means to do.
The carpenters say that Nabooru is using the temple as her headquaters where she practices brainwashing people. But if that was her headquaters, then why couldn't she access most parts of it?
Well, later you find that Koume and Kotake brainwash Nabooru. So one could make the connection that the rumors about Nabooru doing the brainwashing is false. Nabooru's character is further defended by another bit of dialog(forgot from where), that says Nabooru and her loyal following actually hold a code of ethics. And that it's Ganon and his loyal following that that doesn't.
I do believe she was trying to steal the gauntlets, in order to defeat Ganon, but she was discovered by Ganon's mother-witches, and brainwashed into an Iron Knuckle.
That's like, 100% unappealing. I don't find it cute. I find it pathetic. That kind of relationship is gross.
Zelda games gave me my fetish for redheads
Glad I'm not the only one.
>tfw all redheads I've been with are crazy
It's not the fucking, it's after the fucking that scares me.
does nintendo bully doujin artists or something? that must be why there's so few doujins pertaining to samus/zelda/mario/etc than you think there would be.
They must, they tried to shut down the Melee Evo stream, and that's benign as fuck
Nabooru's a thief.
Nabooru's a thief stealing from her own people.
Nabooru's a thief stealing from her own people's hidden holy place.
Nabooru's a thief stealing from her own people's hidden holy place which is home to their god-king and guarded by 2 immortal witches.
Nabooru herself states she will not rob women or children. Only men, shortsighted enough she doesn't consider what happens if they have children or wives.
How high is the "You must be this tall to trade sexual favors" signs in front of this ride? You're basically trading the advertized moral failing for the moral failing about lying about this moral failing. Neverminding you seem to be missing the point if you think Nabooru getting off would be paramount in her own plan to use sex as a bargaining chip to pillage the temple of her people's goddess.
So, Subrosians... giant eyes or just glowing eyes like hot coals?
Also, what do you think their bodies are like if they enjoy lava baths?
Would you put your dick in that? There's no ring for protection from lava...
young link just dicked around exploring, the most he did was help the gorons. he really isn't that heroic until 7 years later he does a lot more for the people. too bad he goes back in time so nobody knows him
wait why did link need to do anything in the future? in the ending young he and young zelda just finger ganon as evil dude and all is well and link fucks off to termina. why did he have to get the sages and shit?
>There's no ring for protection from lava
Blue Holy Ring stops Link from getting hurt from Zora fire-spit. I'm sure that's good enough for Rosa to at least give oral.
>he and young zelda just finger ganon
How do you post Ruto and completely disregard Link saving her, and the Fish God in the category of "heroics"?
Ganon sent these evils upon Hyrule's subjects before the audience with the King.
Nabooru explains that Ganon and his minions were using the temple as their hideout.
She wouldn't have to steal the treasure, if she could simply knock on the door and ask for it.
Their god-king was evil, and being the second in command, means it's her duty to take him down.
Also, being second in command means she should be entitled to using the tools of her people, without the minions of their corrupt leader brainwashing and killing her.
>You're basically trading the advertized moral failing for the moral failing about lying about this moral failing.
You lost me. Convoluted phrasing.
>Neverminding you seem to be missing the point if you think Nabooru getting off would be paramount in her own plan to use sex as a bargaining chip to pillage the temple of her people's goddess.
....right back at you. Nabooru doesn't need to actually fuck Link. She just needs the gauntlets. Fuck what he wants. Her promise is vague enough, that she wouldn't need to trade sex. She could give him 20 rupees or whatever. That's only if she's feeling generous. She could just take the gauntlets and run.
You did that annoying logical fallacy everyone seems to be doing now. Where you pile on a bunch of nonsense, and go "look! This is all nonsense! So then everything should be nonsense!" I wish I had a fancy name for this. It's really getting tiring trying to talk to people, and you have to untangle their knots of nonsense, just to get to the meat of the matter.
Fucks sake nerd, stop talking start posting pretty girls
>just dicked around exploring
Nigga, that killed a spider parasite, got inside a whale to kill an electric monster and killed a dinosaur under a volcano, all this with just a shitty sword made by kids in the middle of the forest.
Shiek a boy
Why is Oracles such god tier for waifus?
Don't you just wanna live there? Bask in the heat of a subrosian beach with Rosa. "Accidentally" bump into Maple, hang out with her in Syrup's house and have awful potions tested on you. Chill inside your tree waifu and read some books to Farore. Yeah that's right, just LIVE INSIDE FEM-MAKU TREE'S GAPING HOLE.
That's nice, but who are you quoting?
This is the best Zelda GIRL thread
Guys who are you quoting?
I have been, you dingleberry
What if Sheik in Hyrule Warriors is a real separate person who is a tomboyish female Sheikah warrior that acts as Zelda's body double and trades places with her whenever Zelda needs to go somewhere not as Zelda?
why is she so perfect
2lewd for the blue board
I will fite you nerd
You better shut the fuck up before you get smacked the fuck up bitch nigga
I automatically consider all pics of Malon to be Cremia unless there's something to contradict it like in this example.
Things to contradict include adult!Link, and adult!Epona.
This is what's going to happen to you, I'm on the left, you're on the right
let me expand on that then
why the fuck are you posting huge autistic posts about fantasy situations
Bitches need to calm their tits.
>You lost me
>You did that annoying logical fallacy
You were saying Nabooru is the victim of character assassination earlier.
I pointed out the one piece of character strength she claims to have, amidst other failings and failings within it.
Nabooru herself makes it clear how she wanted a piece of Link later; and that was in fact the poise of the promise.
However after that you're saying Nabooru was actually planning on defrauding Link as a child, and not delivering on the trade or even stealing the gauntlets from him.
Now either you're arguing Nabooru holds a code of conduct, which by her own account includes not robbing children which is inclusive of her reasons behind robbing the temple. Or you're saying she doesn't and she's lying the whole time because she's a dirty thief. But she cannot be both, and it's clear the former is true in the rest of the plot. Then the only argument you can make with that entirely just becomes whether or not she considers "welshing" the same as "robbing".
You can tell when it's Cremia because it's better
This is a Zelda girl thread, stop posting Zelda boys
I don't have any art of Sheik fighting
You still have worst taste though.
what's autistic about an image? it's just porn
i'm not going to fucking analyse it in detail
Sorry, what was that? You admitting you lost?
It's too bad that there isn't enough fanart of Sheik to fit each situation.
I guess that means that she isn't a slut who'll debase herself to any schmuck artist.
You think a ninja boy would be versatile enough to adapt to any situation, guess not.
Respect best girl.
I have an idea, how bout you stfu tee hee
Saria is best girl, the rest are just trash.