Just for fun, I asked my sister what she thought about Samus's body, since it is such a heated subject. My sister is 20 years old.
She thought that it looked OK, but that her thighs are a bit thick - as in a bit fat. I asked her why she thought that, and she said "they're too wide and untoned".
Then I asked her specifically about Samus's butt, and she said it looked OK. When I then asked "does it look toned or plump" she said "plump".
Do you agree with my sister's opinions?
>Like, she has a hint of double chin and such.
>But not fat.
I'm sorry anon, but even a hint of a double chin is pretty fat. You should tell her to put down the fork every so often.
Can we please just make this a Samus ass pic thread
We need to gather as much data as possible before we can come to a consensus
Anyone who thinks muscle look like that have no idea about human anatomy.
Our dear Samus is pear shaped, and has stored a lot of fat in her thighs and hips.
Anyone who think that's a toned ass, welcome to argue it with me. :)
I'm not sure how long I could contribute to the cause.
>up until this point in time, Samus and/or women's bodies have been a mystery to all men, OP has peeked behind the curtain
>all women share the same opinion about everything and are totally right because they are female
>a fictional character who is different in literally every game is appropriate to be judged on body type
A woman doesn't have to have fat in all parts of her body to have a fat ass.
No it's not. Stop being so insecure; if you're confident in your statement it doesn't matter. Walk up to any woman on the street and say, "Hey, I'm doing a poll to see if people think this person's ass is toned or fat." Then, you show her the picture on your phone. It's not fucking hard. If she acts uninterested in you then scoff at her. If she acts defensive after that then keep fucking with her; most women like that. If she walks away then walk away. This shit isn't hard people.
In the OP's Zero Mission photos she does. Just look at her legs, that doesn't look like muscle to me. There's nothing wrong with a plump ass; nobody is saying she's unattractive.
I never said people thought she was unattractive. What I said was that poll shows /v/ thinks that her ass is not tight, even though Samus is in tip-top shape.
Just FYI, a plump ass sags a bit, a tight ass sticks out.
That's not a fat ass by any stretch. Wii fit girl has a similar ass. THIS is a chunky ass.
I don't know what's what anymore. How would you rate WFG's ass?
Yeah I feel you; I jumped the gun there. Though, in OP's pics I say that her ass isn't tight. If OP showed his sister a multitude of pics from different games and she said she was plump I'd disagree, bt if those were the only two pictures he presented then I would agree with her. To clarify a bit I'm only talking about the ass and thighs. Try to picture how those legs would connect to her kneecap; it's just kinda.. of.
Different strokes for different folks anon, they want their tight asses or jelly like asses, not inbetweens.
>We agree that Samus's butt look nice
What we don't agree on is its firmness, or lack thereof.
I ask you, does her butt sag even the slightest in those OP pics?
And yeah, I'm also only talking about her legs and ass.
Toned, but not a muscled ass. Wouldsmack/10.
Once when I was in school, a girl asked me what I thought of her ass. I took a look at her ass and told her it was okay, then she started goofing off and told other girls that I looked at her ass. The other girls came to me like I had just said a racial slur and started saying my ass was fat.
No it doesn't sag, I agree with you there. I'm just saying that it's not tight. In those pics she does have a plump ass, which as another poster said =/= fat.
Nice to have a civil conversation about asses by the way.
Not even this one?
Cause I prefer the jacket and short-short combo instead.
You should check out Lara's ass in the Tomb Raider reboot. It's the flattest, most untoned ass you'll ever see. Her thighs and calves are also twigs.
It makes no sense for her to have a lower half that shitty, considering all the hiking and jumping she does.
That looks pretty tight but with nice softness.
I don't think you know what a sag is.
It's untoned in that it has no muscle mass at all. I think new Lara shits by using a vacuum cleaner, because her glutes don't look like they've pushed out any turds in a long while.
The picture on the right is tighter than the one on the left; there's just something off about it. But when it comes down to it it's kind of difficult to put into words. I'm mostly basing my opinions off of previous girls I've been with. On the right you have that bit of tuck under the cheeks which isn't on the left; but at same time the thighs are too wide for me too consider it muscular. It is difficult to tell in these pics though because of the skin tight suit, but the two pics give differing ideas of her body.
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Yes I do, and it does sag noticably in that pic. I'm not saying it's flabby or anything, but it does sag a bit.
Sag is not a bad thing.
I'm more of an ab person, but most artists don't give Samus toned abs.
How do you know it lacks muscle mass? Why is it so perfectly round if it lacks muscle mass?
>a bit of tuck under the cheeks
What is this you're referring to?
So how would you rate the firmness of her thighs and ass indivudually, on the left and the right pic?
And yeah, nice to have a proper talk about this.
/v/ doesn't understand. Video games are for children. I asked my little sister (she's 10) and she said she doesn't recognize her in Samus, because she's an adult woman and she can only recognize herself in a female character if she is a little girl. So the consensus should be to make Samus into a kid.
There is nothing flabby or saggy about her ass there.
I already have that pic, but thanks anyway.
I prefer the tanned variant.
I didn't say it was. I just said it does sag a little in the official artwork. Which says something about the way they want to portray Samus.
The creasing line where ass cheek meets thighs means everything. The longer and more protounding this line is, the saggier and softer the ass is.
All butts have these lines, but some lines are longer than others.
Samus's butt does sag a bit. Doesn't mean it's nasty or ugly or anything. But we must be allowed to state facts, even uncomfortable facts.
I also just downloaded that image set as well, so thanks again.
On the right you can see where the definition of her whole ass and thighs separately. On the left it's just one solid mass. This could be the difference in her stance though. If the picture on the left had her standing up straight it seems like it would be closer to the other one, but the center of the cheeks seems lower, which makes me lean more towards the plump side than the fit side. The one on the right seems more drawn in towards the asshole, while the one on the left seems to hang a bit. Both sides seem to have thighs that would seem strange if you cold see the rest of the pictures though, it just doesn't add up to me.
We anatomy now?
Can you find Samus bellys?
Not the same guy, but her ass clearly sags on the right pic. See those creasing lines just where her left butt cheek meets her left thigh?
That's THE detail that tells you her ass is not tight.
This debate is just turning into a back and forth. Do we need more evidence? Cause I can go hunting for even more official art.
Manga cliche and apparently it's conscious.
Here we go. Actual proof that her ass is plump.
You are welcome to:
2) Argue with arguments
I want to marry her so bad.
>tfw you're samus in your ship
>tfw you just get out of the shower, your smooth, freshly shaven legs glistening wet
>tfw you gently rub moisturising lotion into your perfect, soft skin
>tfw you step into your zero suit marvelling at the delicious feeling of the suit sliding up your smooth legs
>tfw a slight grunt slips from between you lips as you have to tug the zero suit up over your wide hips and plump, round ass, shaping them into mouth-watering orbs of heaven
She can keep the suit on for all I care.
Depends on your standards for the term 'fat', but also how she carries it. My ex had a hint of a double chin, but she was definitely plump and not fat. Gorgeous plot and backstory too.
Why did she have to leave?
To be honest, this wasn't a discussion whether she has a nice ass or not.
It was about if her Zero Mission ass is tight or plump. I've proved it's plump. Doesn't mean it's bad or anything.
This exchange made me chickle, thanks anons.
I feel this one is even worse actually.
New topic for discussion: do you think Samus' cock is circumcised or uncircumcised?
Is that some kind of fetish thing the kids are doing nowadays?
Would women even care to have it circumcised?
I want Samus to teach me
Could someone post more pics like this with Nintendo characters just being casual and enjoying themselves?
It's a genre I wish I had more of
The ass is fat.
The ass is love
I never realized quite why there was always so much hate when Samus got sexier, but now I see why:
She is literally the embodiment of everything SJW's hate
-She is Aryan and blonde
-She is thin and voluptuous and attractive
-She is strong, her own person, but shows no hate towards men
-She dresses sexy or at the very least wears tight revealing undersuits
She is both everything that SJW's hate and covet. They are insanely jealous of her. It all makes fucking sense now
Agreed, we need to give more attention to Samus' front.
Can we just have a Samus thread without dragging SJW bullshit into it?
I can agree to this.
Only if they grew up thinking guys have it as a norm.
What if Metroid and Halo had sex?
Holy shit this nigger is right
When Samus got her sexy boots and booty hugging tights in the last game the shit storm made no sense. Male Samus fans always wanted sexy Samus
Only the SJW hatred makes sense
>tfw you have a dream where you meet samus
>tfw you ask her out to dinner
>tfw she says no because "if she eats she won't be able to fit into her zero suit anymore"
>tfw even if your dreams women don't want to be with you
>Peach hasn't really been integral to Mario in forever
>Zelda barely shows up in TP even though she showed up in tons of promos
>Samus gets a shit game that makes a bigger cry baby than possible
>She starts making bird mating calls since those are the norm
>She looks awkwardly back and forth wondering why everyone looks at her funny
>Her sheepish grin as she takes your hand to take you out after you finish eating
>samus doesn't get any missions for months and just sits around eating spaceburgers all day
I'd be fine with that type of Samus.
And I prefer it that way.
>it's just her ass that is big
Mainly because it's the OP posting about her butt that keeps making these threads.
If that's enough to turn you off the internet, I'm not sure if anything that uses thumbnails is a good idea.
Everything about Samus is good for me.
Why not both?
That doesn't mean there isn't also interest in Samus' samuses.
Can we go the whole thread without? We'll find out.
Again, why not interest in all parts of Samus?
Samus has genes for having a fat ass. I mean, fuck, just look at it!
You can compare her ass to others to see how plump it actually is.
Her skin tight outfit if I had to guess.
It's just so insanely easy to sexualize, which is funny considering for years she was one of the least sexualized female characters in gaming.
>Same shitposting/pornography thread posted every single day and the mods do nothing about it
>Who are you calling fat?
Apparently your definition of what is considered sagging ass cheeks is just that different from mine, so we won't reach agreement no matter how much we try to point things out.
Why isn't there any anime based on Nintendo games yet?
>tfw I know half a dozen female girls who look just like Samus
>tfw I can't get even one date with them
>tfw I will never have Aryan blonde girlfriend cosplay as Samus at next comic-con as I walk her around, showing off my trophy girlfriend
Why isn't there a 2D Metroid (or Castlevania) on 3DS anyway.
Because Miamoto is a retarded jackass that thinks all platformers may as well be Mario
Get ready for Prime Hunters 2
I always thought it would be really funny if she took off the suit and had, like, actual fucking space shit on under there (insulation and life support) but you gotta please the waifu fags i guess
What if I want to hold her hand
It must be warm after holding a controller for so long
If you don't pick thighs you are objectively wrong.
How positively lewd
How is my house not filled with spaghetti yet?
She's a genetic abomination after Fusion, but they never mention her being infertile, since the Chozo still had humanoid characteristics.
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it all comes down to the artist regardless if theyre hired by Nintend or not
I never even played any of the metroid games but I am a drawfag. its my opinion the picture fails to convey her design properly.
the way the artist drew her ass isnt the way a decently toned ass looks in that pose, which can make it look fatter than it really is.
Shit like that is what makes me say it doesnt look great.
Remember it was made for a relatively small screen.
What if Samus and Peach held hands
and rubbed breasts?
>She's a genetic abomination after Fusion, but they never mention her being infertile, since the Chozo still had humanoid characteristics.
being humanoid characteristics shouldn't mean you can interbreed with humans. But hey tell that to star trek.
Really thought her genes have been whack around so much she's props infertile. So no no pregger samus for us ;_;
Just get a stripper that looks like Samus for a lap dance if you want one so bad.
Nintendo will never admit to her being either infertile or fertile since that would imply her having sex.
well if this is the only picture they ever drew of her it isnt really consistent with the ingame models they use in stuff like smash bros
a lot of characters get inconsistent designs between media, but there is generally a general idea of what a character should look like.
Think wolverine. a lot of different takes on him, a lot of different artists with different builds. but we all know what he should look like, give or take.
Why have I never seen this pic until now? Laughing hard
samus is with sheik
>it isnt really consistent with the ingame models they use in stuff like smash bros
>implying Smash is canon
It's pretty much on-model with all of her Metroid appearances
>comparing Samus' ass being slightly more or less toned to Wolverine redesigns
A mother wanting skinship.
Or a mother from an Agata porn manga.
>tfw you will never rest on samus' titanic plush body like a beanbag and play video game as she gently rubs your head
I think it is tagged as Dark Samus on pixiv and other boorus.
>Stop bringing up SJW's in this thread
Hey Anon, the enemies are at the gate and you prefer to live with your head in the ground? Lemme tell ya all something: See almost all the images in this thread? If those SJW's get their way, not only will artwork like this be banned, but Nintendo of America will be forced to make Samus look ugly as sin, fat, blue short hair, flat chest and ass, hipster glasses on her face, body piercings all over, and be constantly depressed and complaining about DA PATRIARCHY!
She looks like she's ready and willing to
start her mating call with you. Don't keep her waiting anon.
Actually, at the end of Fusion, she restores her original Chozo-Human hybrid DNA. The Metroid DNA is purged after she reunites/absorbs with the SA-X.
I've found that women get double chins a lot easier than guys do. I remember when I was a kid, I was pretty chubby and I had less of a noticeable double chin than my mom, who was skinnier than I. Of course, I had a more noticeable jawline though so that probably helped.
>inb4 incest speculations
I noticed when we went to the beach and pools
But that makes no sense, she's technically only able to absorb the SA-X because of the Metroid DNA and even then where would the Metroid DNA go? Out her ass?
Well, consider the reason Ice Missiles exist. It's because Samus's Metroid-infused DNA isn't compatible with the ice beam, since Metroids are vulnerable to cold.
The SA-X has the Ice Beam, and when you absorb it, you get the Ice Beam to fight off the Omega Metroid with. After all, the SA-X is a perfect copy of Samus's DNA as it was before she got Metroid-ed up.
So obviously, her DNA returns to it's normal state by absorbing an exact copy of 'herself'.
Here's your abomination Samus, though. The idea is pretty neat, I'll give you that.
How about an even worse reminder anon?
not him, but other M heels are retarded
even if they are sexy
Can't wait for a Smash ZSS amiibo or statue though, love those heels
>tfw Samus will forever be seen as generic fapbait
>tfw Samus will never be cool again
>tfw this bullshit will leak into the hypothetical next game and it will suck worse than Other M
>tfw Metroid is dead
>tfw no 2d metroid with brawler combat where you can mid-combo style switch between power armour and zero suit with different movesets like dmc4 style switching
Some have a purpose, the other do not.
Stop being mad
>There is nothing that even suggests that Samus is into men
>Samus will be too busy with princess zelda lapping her sloppy little tounge up and down samus' clit and in and out of her tight pussy
>not bringing up video game asses as a topic of discussion with everyone at every available opportunity
>I asked my sister
You're not fooling anyone here with your fictional sister, Double00AA. Your constant "fat ass" threads are stupid and pathetic.