>getting back stabbed
>The person playing as spy laughs at you
>he saves tumblr tier oc
The shiggest of digs.
It was funny when I was chasing one as a pyro and he was approaching the stairs.
I literally stood below the stairs watching him walk up the the stairs and jumping backwards right back into my flamethrower
>more than one person hates muh cancer waifu! samefag!
Keep crying, bitch nigga.
>play spy with kunai
>go on a killing spree and killing like 5 people at a time
>laugh taunt each time they all die
>the salt that forms from it
>all the pyros that get played because of it
>tfw you punch the fuck out of the spy in midair as a heavy when he tries his "pro trickstab"
It's pretty embarrassing when they fail, but I guess I can understand it if they have really low health and nowhere else to run, and they're basically just doing it as a last ditch effort. In that case, it's better to at least try then to do nothing at all or keep running only to be shot down, and if it actually works then that's even better.
>engineer tries to trap you in his nest with the pomson
>pyro w+m1s at you because they think they have an easy kill
>you just shoot them to death and go about your business again
there is no better feeling
>pyro using the phlogistinator
>mfw playing soldier
>mfw you kill the phlog pyro after they do the mmph taunt before they get any kills
>Spy comes and fucks up your nest anyway.
oh hey, a tf2 thread
I've been meaning to ask something
I quit playing after they removed pyro from the game
what do pyro players play now post faggot parachute update?
I wanna know how right I was to stop playing
I fucking love it when demos and soldiers shoot the mini first so I can meatshot them to death with the frontier justice.
>That sniper's a bloody Sentry *shadenfreude*
>play phlog pyro
>shotgun and strafe rockets
>get up my Mmmph
>demo plant stickes at my feet
>crouch jump and airstrafe
Who /heavy/ here?
Where my heavy bros at
>Being chased by at the very least competent player.
>Run towards stairs whilst glancing back every now and then.
>He stops, expecting a attempted stair stab.
>I just keep running and escape.
>"Oh you clever fucker"
>playing their cartoony CoD full of bronies
He says while defending consoles, who have all pandered to the MLP audience far more than Valve ever has.
>and epic maymays
And Vivian James isn't a retarded epic maymay?
>YourShittySteamName is DOMINATING other_dude
>s0m3teammate + YourShittySteamName <some weapon> other_dude
>s0m3teammate is now DOMINATING other_dude
The more I play with mini-sentry, the worse I feel for myself, seriously, just give it few small nerfs.
Corner stab(some people call it "matador stab")> stair stab
sometimes when i'm playing demo on a pub, i'll camp in an alcove and wait for an enemy engie to start building a sentry, then nuke it with the loch
it's amazing how they'll just keep collecting ammo boxes and making more sentries
>playing vaccinator medic
>full uber in no time
>see obvious demoman sticky trap laid using crit stickies
>get overheal from other medic and walk right into it
>I survive the hit with 10 HP while my heavy charges in afterward
>demo tries to pill him, only ends up healing me
>MEDIC+HEAVY HAS KILLED STICKYSCRUB
How to recognize skilled players
>Shooting at a spy
>He starts moving left, right, and jumping while trying to shoot at me
Tomislav is an odd case, it's awful now but when it was first added it was extremely OP.
Don't underestimate a good combat Engineer. Lay down mini, flank with shotty while enemy stops to gun it down. It's a great way to deal with Heavies in a pinch.
>mfw heavy and 50 billion scouts come from everywhere to rape my face off.
I sold my meager collection of cosmetic items on TF2WH to get the Conga taunt.
I regret absolutely nothing.
>friend talking insane shit
>including but not limited to my ability to use market gardener
>proceed to dominate him with market gardener
My favourite was jumping up and gardening him while he was parachuting
>but when it was first added it was extremely OP
I missed the -70% spin up times and only played during -40%, I would wish if they just give it something like 25-30% and another small buff, then it would be good.
No, I'm not him, I actually dislike the FJ since it's pretty much suicide to get in close enough for those two boosted crits to land effectively. But a Shotgun, Pistol and Gunslinger Engie is a highly underrated offensive class.
Scout and soldier are objectively the best classes
trully best map
>play as spy
>backstab 5-6 people
>10 sec and whole enemy team is pyros
>Sniper kills you
>"Thanks fer standin' still, wanker!"
>Scouts and soldiers target me as a medic
>mfw getting a crit crossbolt or crit ubersaw on them
>dominate Pyro with Loch Demo
>the sheer concentrated buttpain is strong enough to power a city
Sorry, I'm not a fucking dickhead
Spy disguised as a scout, the problem here is that scouts are insanely quick, spies maintain the same speed when disguised as a scout.
>mfw i love playing sniper
>mfw i'm fucking terrible
The negative -75% was insane. It was damn near instant.
At 15% it's not even noticeable anymore, it's like a fraction of a second at best. If they don't want it to have faster spin-up they should just remove the attribute and come up with something else like faster movement speed while firing.
Now that I think about it, Heavy is in the same boat as Pyro, where both classes haven't gotten a new weapon in years. They've been abandoned.
>be cloak and nigger spy
>see another spy backstab and laugh while im being useless in peace
>ambassador to the face then backstab him while he's defenseless and use my own laugh
Spy is fun.
The reason why people disguise as Scouts is the hitbox. While your model changes to scout's, your hitbox still remains as a spy's hitbox. So if a sniper hits the disguised spy in the head, he might actually hit his body instead.
>not doing amazing, a decent 2:1 kdr
>map almost finished, team is getting pushed, about to lose badwater last point
>get sudden burst of skill
>start getting headshots on people pushing cart
>everyone spectating on my team goes apeshit after each consecutive shot
>end up headshotting 6 people in a row and saving round
>feel like a god of death
>feel like unwinding and playing a sniper/spy/engie
>already 3 people on each class either afk or playing like shit
>end up biting the bullet and playing soldier/scout/medic again
why do the least skilled people play the classes that require a high level of skill just to be marginally effective
>how to spot a shitty spy.jpg
it's even more casual than the dead ringer.
Glorious, i've had this a few times with the scout.
> See the enmy capturing a building, Flank them and keep on dodging their shots
> Slowly kill 3 man at the capture point
> last guy standing gets nervous and starts jumping everywhere.
>see an obvious scout spy
>"Unusually slow scout"
>team never checks him
>watch as he has free reign
>can hit shotgun shots all the time if I'm playing soldier or pyro
>can't hit shit when I'm playing scout
>woow you get poweful turrets you probably don't have to care
>i'm a godlike sniper in my cods, so I'll roll heads here
>you can be invisible AND OHKO? O M G best class ever
That's how they think.
If they redid some of the weapons in a future update, what would you guys like to see? Here's a few suggestions from me.
+50 movement speed while firing
+50% charge speed, (optional) +50% movement speed while charging
Requires 125 metal to build each one, firing rate reduced by 25%,
You can now build two minisentries at once.
Removed from the game.
>score a good kill
>taunt for the hell of it
>guy I kill rages on voice chat
>kill him three more times and taunt each time, even if it gets me killed
>he still rages every time
>Family business can be equipped by Engineer/pyro
>Family business has a tighter spread
>Stickybomb launcher now has a 20% damage rampup over the course of 2 seconds before it gets to 100% damage
>play medic cuz team is dying
gud, the tide slowly turns
>remain as medic for several rounds
>get tired and want to play soldier
>team immediately crashes and burns
You don't even have to be a good medic, even being willing to play medic is a burden
>Baby Face's Blaster
Just revert it to the stats it started with, it was perfectly fine back then. Now it's an upgrade to the scattergun, honestly.
Can't be equipped by pyro
Doesn't refill charge on kill, move charge on kill to a whole different shield. Or to booties, they really need a buff because they're completely useless now.
Revert to all pre-buff state in terms of behavior, but reduce the metal used on shot to 10.
>Sharpened Volcano Fragment
All afterburn sources by the player stack instead of overriding each other.
>mfw people actually believe this
>mfw get spotted, run around for a little while, and then crouch right in the open
>get behind the enemy and backstab everyone
New Scout weapon: !Knob (bonk! backwerds)
Completely reworks keyboard binds when holding weapon
Scout teleports to the other side of the map and bonks everyone who sees him land. If he lands in a wall scout dies, if he lands in player both players die
>A and D keys
Scout turns into tornado shooting bonk balls out in intervals. Bonk applies jarate and scout can't be hit but he can shoot and his shots cause fire damage but he's spinning so hard he gets boo'ed for 10 seconds
Scout shoots directly into the air and hits the skybox losing 100 health but he has a bonk parachute that's pink and he parachutes down with scattregun
>all other keys
don't do anything
mouse1 applies jarate to your shots, mouse 2 gives you infinite clip and guarantees a hat will drop to one person in the game
>+50% fire rate and 200$ ammo rate on scattergun
>+100%bonk atominc bunch rate of fire
>+5 mini bonk sentries immune to stickies
>+pistol replaced with stickybomb launcher that autokills anyone not wearing a hat
>- no random critikal hits
I know, it's retarded, but it would bring Tomislav back to OP levels, making most other miniguns useless in the fact that it removes the biggest issue with movement speed on the slowest class. They already had to rework the GRU.
>use to be kickass at sniper guy
>play pipe demo 1 day
>no longer good at sniper
pyros fucking fun though, heavy needs a redesign
hes just so fucking boring to play as
theres nothing special you can do aside from toss sandviches to medics or go joke class mode
you could replace most heavies with ai and the difference wouldnt be noticeable, he exists only to be a meatshield and do insane amounts of damage brainlessly
>See really shity enemy sniper
>Standing still, machina and gibus, shooting for the head but missing every single time
>Decide to fuck with him for a while
>Cloak and run up next to him, disguised as another sniper
>Spam jeers as he misses
>tells me to stfu in chat
>Get bored after a while
>Pull out Ambassador
>Shoot him once, headshot
>Right before the second shot, he turns and crits me with his Kukri
problem was not going for a disgrace stab right after
>capping heads as a sniper with 2-3 dominations
>some guy changes to a sniper and shoots me in the head while I'm aiming at a soldier elsewhere
>Faggot got revenge on Anon
>"MY JOB HERE IS DONE "
>Faggot left the server
>Strange Sniper Rifle
>Cloaked Spies killed part
This happens way more often than I expected.
This. These retards are more insufferable than fucking bronies. Probably about equal to the furfags who spam yiff shit in chat every time they get a kill. Using lel or any other 4chun lingo counts too. Why can't idiots just play a game without having to identify themselves with some kind of autism?
>kill a Spy
>he stabs me in the back
>"you just got dead ringer'd.tiff"
EVERY GODDAMN TIME
Nah, the best way to solve the mini sentry problem is by forcing
shit scoutsto git gud
>other team is so shit I can capture the objective while doing the conga
>that guy who spectates for a second so you aren't dominating him anymore
bitch i'll do it again lol
You heard it guys, he is asking for anime reaction pics!
no one that's not an autist will give a shit if i post a tf2 pic in a thread there
>set scout on fire
>he panics and runs
>predict his movement and land the flare kill before he reaches the health pack
>tfw accidentally locked myself out of steam
goddammit steam support hurry up and reply to me, I can't go anymore days without my vidya fix
>complaining about anime on a *chan
Welcome to TF2 how rich are ya?
>Red team has a decent sentry nest
>Blue now has 3+ spys
>Kill opponent in relatively isolated area
>Think its safe to taunt
>"Teammate" comes around corner and starts making a B-line for my back
Its okay. One day you'll
>join a server
>every class is picked at least once
>don't know which to use
>join a server
>2 of the classes aren't used, they're shit like sniper and medic or engie or something.
>go that class even though i'm bad at it
They need to move the full turning capabilities of the Tide Turner to the Wee Booties, because the booties are useless now. Maybe make it so ANY kill refills the charge with the Tide Turner to substantiate.
>medic demospam combo keep kicking my ass
>finally get my wrangler
>i become invincible
>keep knocking those faggots back with my sentry
>win the match
felt good putting those shitters in there place
If they ONLY use phlog then they are noobs. Also, phlog is either op or up depending on the opposite team. The lack of airblast really makes the Pyro meat for good soldiers and demos
This. Tide Turner outclasses all other shields with it's buffs
If the Wee Booties had the full turn buff instead it would fix all the problems. Plus Splendid Screen with full turning sounds fun as fuck
here's the thing: it's redditfags who say lel
they see epik screencaps xDDDDd of 4chan and try using our language for some fucking reason
it's annoying as fuck, I have a friend who browses reddit and he says lel literally after every sentence, and says mfw when he clearly doesn't even know what it stands for
Wait, were you on harvest and was your name Atomica? I played with you faggot. I swear all you did was w + m1. Funny how you ran away when I went soldier and dominated your ass.
He laughs like this:
>HON HON HON HON HON HON
>everytime an obnoxious fag laughs, he has his mic on when he is laughing
>he transmits his coughs, sneezes and yawns while having the mic on
>all on push to talk
Why are these people allowed to live?
>Be the last kill in CS:GO
>Guy teabags me after killing me
>want to git good with a particular class
>our team always has like five people playing that class
>never get to play that class because I need to cover our team's bases
>see tf2 thread
>desire to play
>start up game
>browse server list
I actually just came back to tf2 after like 2 years and I forgot how fun this game was. The only thing that sucks is that pub players are even worse nowadays and not a lot of people talk.
Also how the hell do you guys make friends in this game? I made like 15 or so great friends from this shit years ago but now I can't even get people to talk.
>can't hit pipes or stickyspam
>can't deal with scouts low health
>too slow for reflects
>too dumb for sentry placements
>aim is too shit for sniper
>can't get behind people's backs
>only healing one person
THERE CAN BE ONLY MEEEEEDIIIIIIICCCC
IM GONNA STICK ME THUMBS IN YOUR EYES AND HANG ON TILL YOU NEED A DISPENSER HERE
THIS IS MY POINT AND YOU WILL HELP ME DEPLOY A DISPENSER HERE
ILL NOTIFY YOUR NEXT OF KIN, THAT YA SUCKED MEH DICK