>Go to GamaStop
>Sweet Flaxonian babe working the Holo-Booth
>Bring up my legal 30 day license play-pass for Xenran Tagura for the Samsung 4DSx (Earth games suck now, I only play games from the Horse Head Nebula)
>She's asks what kind of game this is?
>Get nervous and accidentally overload my cargo-capacitor
>lasers emit from my pockets, incinerating everyone
>Sentenced for 90 reverse-years by the Earth™ Defense Force (Trademark of EActivision)
>not buying your entertainment modules at Gammazon
i always want to participate in these kinds of threads but i'm never creative enough
When people will realize that is basically impossible to represent every single variation of the human race in a game?
There's simply no harddrive that could handle all the models or an artistic team that can do it all.
Let's just take the Racoonpeople as example ok? there are at least 450 different tail pattern variations, and they're wildly different of each other and you just can't "palette swap" as the stripe distances, angles and fuzziness varies.
You would need a whole racoon tail generator subsystem just to represent this thing.
People should just focus in getting the right human variation to make the story work instead the other way around, to avoid that whole Mass effect 6 "otterpeople drowning" shit again.
my rosalina hologram clipped through the wall and i had to hire a zero-g contractor to get her out
fucking nintendo, its as if buying their own planet and having Miyamototron declare war on humanity with legions of mariorobos suddenly makes you too fucking good to have proper customer service
>tfw still not 2015
>go to rockstop
>"would ug like rock special"
>ug decline rock
>clerk take out club
>"ok ug pay special"
>give clerk wheel
unga bunga rockstop! Living in africa sucks rocks!
lol, nerds, go outside on your hoverboard for once in a lifetime and pick up some nebulon chicks. Their electro-head tenticles send some serious shockwaves through your cock, assuming you can even get within one orbitron of them, lol. Get off the motherboard server and stop dreaming. jetpacks will never exist
I don't know why all the fuzz over "official ridley".
I mean, pretty much every single fighting game now have a ridley mod, even completely obscure shit like dark rift for the N64.
>jetpacks will never exist
says the faggot using antigrav based transportation. niggertron please, read an e-book once a millennium and maybe youll stumble upon propulsion based modes of transportation
>Go to Gameztop
>Some Drek tries to push an upgrade to my decking module
>I whip out my 32 kilobyte per second wireless connection with 8 whopping megs of ram all at the size of my arm
>his face lights up like a kid on president regan day
>"I didn't know you were a master decker!"
>"null sweat ;)"
>he offers a master decker upgrade of 2 megabytes of ram for 4000 credits
>I tell him to frag off and tip over his holo projector
>20 neoshekels just to download the installation code
>nevermind the 75 neoshekels to buy the game itself
>or the 15 neoshekels for the online module
>or any of the multitudes of extra mod-cycles for more characters, clothing, etc.
This isn't schway at all.
this post made me laugh so hard my electro-respirator sent off some sparks. Goddamn, age 150 is too young to be having these problems. I should've stopped smoking the plasma infusion pipe years ago.
>meat sacks still play on devices
Android master race here
Not only did I download every game every created prior to today for FREE, but I can play them in virtual reality since theyre installed straight to my brain drive
>not jailbreaking them
come on son, it's like you don't want to have multiple personality modules you can switch at will.
Of course if you let them intermingle the sexbot might go on a rampage but my dick's willing to risk it.
>take my car onto the highway and drive to gamestop
>See clerk is a female. I begin to sweat
>trip on a playstation 4 game and fall face first into a large crowd of people
>they all start pointing and laughing
>"COMPUTER: SIMULATION OVER"
>the scene fades away around me
>remember that I had paid 300 credits at a moon carnival to take a holo-cation back in time to the year 1000 BC
>ask the robo-carnie where I can zojj a PS4 at GZAstop (it's a wu tang future)
>He telepathically signals me that the PS4 never had games, it was all a well crafted simulation
>Ghost Face Killer announces the daily blood sacrifice telepathically to all sentient beings in the Wutangsphere
>tripping on nothing
Goddamn anon get your drek together.
I'm a time traveler from the year 2014. My 14's kids friends are also posting with me from separate computers.
We're here to save the future but decided to post on /v/ instead. Ask us anything.
Do you know the feeling of a cool summer day?
Of course not, you just know what your sensors tell you feels like a cool summer day.
Please kill yourself. Oh wait, you can't even die. Have fun in 2000 years when all your friends have died and you're alone.
>Finally finish all the expensive surgeries to become a living pinata
>Take a shortcut home so I can tell all my friends on Viva Pinataffinity as soon as possible
>Accidentally go through the bad part of town
>Get mugged by Negronian gang members
>I have no money
>Burst into treats
>be too poor to get Dreamcast
>at school they have a contest or something where you can win a Dreamcast, excited as fuck
>I don't win, of course
>I never get a Dreamcast, but maybe later I will, it will have more games
>Sega cancels the console
if vaginas smell like ass then what does the ass smell like
I think they should seriously nerf the alicorns on Call of duty: Equestrian war
Yes, i know they were that powerful in that war, but there were like.. 20 alicorns or so on the real war.
Or at least nerf the Sig-sauer rifle.
>been meaning to ask out qtarian gammastop cashier
>she doesn't like fluxians
>dress up in roommate's tracksuit 2.0 look just like qtarian
>go to gammastop, sweating my gills out
>"welcome to gammastop how may I help you today?"
>"h-h-hi I- I uh, I-"
>"oh are you here to pre-order the Halo 250 anniversary edition?"
>"Huh? Oh! Y-yeah. Halo is good yeah.."
>place down 1000 credits on counter
>gills gushing mucus
>"h-hey would you l-l-like to go-"
>hat falls off
>tentacles fall out of pockets
>slip on my mucus and tentacles
>jet ink everywhere in embarassment
>cry the whole way home
Who here thought Far Cry 18 was a huge letdown I can't be the only one in this quadrant of the galaxy
If i told you that there was a time people believed the standardized consoles would end the war, would you believe?
It was quite obvious that the Nvidia/AMD fanbase split would happen almost instantly.
Well, i was not expecting the shootings and shit, but its not because every console got the same games that it will stop people from bickering and taking sides.
Please spiro-inhibit the binary neo-formation before wittingly piercing.
It is possible that the valved hepta-thrust could detect the proto-ossiphazolated configuration, but only if we can trans-scan the plutonating capsule and crypto-jester the alternative goniotron!
It is possible that the retro-magnetic force could proto-compress the plutonated micro-field, but only if we can access the plutonating neo-computer and servo-redirect the homo-temporal causality!
Please modulate the penta-replicative efficiency before wittingly octo-duplicating.
Captain, I don't want to pournify the bulbo-plasma because the turbo-artificial laplaxmol is about to hepta-boil the compressed tri-singularity!
fuck off you literal fart I'll fucking suck you up with my nans vacuum cleaner
>Implying you can eliminate the singular consciousness of all methane in the universe with even the universe's largest vacuum cleaner
I am fucking everywhere. I know what the inside of your girlfriend's body looks like more than you do.
I think you're confusing the things son.
Ponytrons were a failed commercial product gone haywire, and half of the purge-protocal Omega squad were actually earthponies sent by the princess to erradicate the heresy.
The real deal that comes from the democratic empire of equestria are still alive and well, and being pretty much the best fighting game industry of the 12 planets.
>on pilgrimage to vy canis majoris to visit the shrine to gaben
>on a ship capable of speeds faster than light
>onboard computers capable of the most complex computations needed to power these even more complex ships
>hack into the computer array to take advantage of their raw processing power
>still get fps drops playing crysis with AA
I think we can all agree that Pokemon stopped being good after Gen 17 with Cobalt and Mercery being the best games. Can you believe they're trying to push a sentient form of purple as a Pokemon in Silicon?! Unbelievable.
You guys really shouldn't be posting messages back in time. You could cause a paradox.
I'm going to have to alert President JamJam's security forces if you continue to post in such a haphazard manner.
>Tfw I cashed all of my credits to be among the first to play the new Ouya 5000
I met this Zonduvian babe in a lobby for Dota 26: Revengeance and had her over my asteroid apartment for a night. Now she won't stop calling me and asking about laying eggs in the bathtub. Is this common stuff for Zonduvians? I hid my apartment in the Kuiper Belt but I dunno if that'll keep her out.
>go to Spacestop to purchase Final Fantasy MMMDLIII
>hot Xaxarian working behind the counter
>can't keep myself from staring at her 3rd tubule
>she catches me staring at her and calls for the 9ft tall Grontian security guard
>begin stammering to say I'm sorry but my voice modulator can't understand my stuttering and begins shouting CANNOT TRANSLATE PLEASE SPEAK CLEARER
>by now a crowd has started to gather
>at that moment my Mom pops up on my Holophone yelling at me for leaving without her permission
>food pills begin falling out of my Pocketron3000
>the laughter pierces my soul
>Interfacing with gender-non-denominational sales droid at ultrastop entertainment technologies megakiosk at Universe-Central Mall
>My omnigender sexual characteristic engages
>Become overwhelmed by primal pre-evolutionary urge
>Beads of sweat rolling down my omnipresence
>She opens her holographic interface
>Archaic Earth noodles and human waste launch from my storage compartments
>Tfw World of Warcraft: Wrath of the Kobolds is out in 6 days
>Mfw the world of warcraft is the only populated MMO world left
Enjoy your ded gaem-worlds.
You guys played the new /Pol/ack Fortress update? The new update, first in three years, has all new textures for the minority oppression story ark.
Sounds like someone got their nova-net mmo privileges revoked by the EA thought police. Shoulda contributed to the mandatory Loli Bread production lines.
>Tfw /pol/ was officially declared to be a Space-Communist board almost 62 years ago
In about 1 year I'll be going on one of these to Jupiter and aside from a computer that will play Chess with me, I need some vidya recommendations.
I won't be in a cryo-cell like the scientists I'll be bringing and it's a real long trip so they should preferably be games with a lot of replay value.
We could just grav-tow their planet inside a star or black hole. I know a great binary system over in the east-spiral arm of Andromeda we could use. Nospecies will miss these plebtrons.
>having ANY cybernetic augmentations AT ALL!
this will be my only post. have fun buying you tickets to hell by tarnishing your god given bodies. if your reading this, i'm coming over to your homes and killing you all
I'm still glad all the Tumblr sjws got sank to the bottom of the Bethesda Gulch after they lost The Great Privilege War of '69
Did the Valvites end up getting them out of the vents of the glorious Gabendian Steampowered flying city yet?
>mfw Earthfags will never EVER get hyperspace travel
>Playing Galaxy Figther 20: Enhanced Gold Director's Cut Edition - Hyper Turbo Ultra Alpha Rev. 5
>Decide to have a random online match cause why not
>Fucking otter-person from the claxon-morpheo-9 universe
>Annoying screechy noises in its unintelligible idiot language
>Can't play a video game because it doesnt have any fucking thumbs
>Kick his ass
We purged the Dugong and goblin-shark men, why can't we just get rid of them. They serve no practical purpose in any existence ever. The extinction of all regular otters means that they fuck up every ecosystem they're introduced to and are completely outclassed in the workforce.
Steam sale. What are you gonna spend your credits on?
>Spending credits on games
>Not using your time-dilating cranial interace to get games from space-pirate bay and playing them whenever you want
Look at this hyperfaggot
Well ever since we found the anti-matter for all precious minerals that ever existed in 29X5, we decided to capitalize on the new markets and create a universal currency along with our offworld colonization plan.
>believing jewish propaganda
you poor soul
Enjoy the popup-ads for a imported-fuckboi from the Lombax nebula
>Fly my helicopter to Epsilon Beta Games
>Viddy a babe wearing neon pink spandex who is smotting for entertainment modules
>Make glazzy contact, smile and wave politely
>"What the Zork do you think you're looking at, fucko?"
>"What the Zip?"
>"Yeah, I'm talking to you. You'll think because I resemble a member of the binary gender category formerly known as 'female', that I can't enjoy entertainment modules like you lot? Don't hand me that cal, you fucking charlie."
>"You heard me, fascist."
>The bezoomy devotchka cuts in front of my spot in line and asks the neo-clerk for retro-revival pokemon cards real gromky like while she aims her glazzies over her shoulder to viddy if I'm slooshying her
>She curves her rot real smug-like and leans in like she's going to tolchok me before storming off after yelling "asshole" real gromky
>Not being a Space Neo-Zionist
Dudron, rule /1/. We don't talk about anything from before the neckbeard purge of '91, I heard if you say the boards name three times then turn the lights off in your bathroom, all your razors will disappear and you will wake up the next day possessed by a fedoric parasite from the Euphoria Nebula
>Trying to find porn on space-pirate bay
>Accidentally download a virus
>Illegal photos of straight white females scorched onto the outside of my trinocular imaging lenses
>It was a sting
>Privilege police show up and beat my numerous assholes
>Have all sexual characteristics removed
Fucking space-pirate bay
Ever since the interspecies Comedian war of 29X9, puns have been considered a war-crime according to the Uranus Conventions.
Please state your serial number and stand-by for atomization.
>decide to play shit game some fucker recommended
>boot up qt3.14 waifu VR avatar for use
>play game for a few days
>decide to log off because nothing else to fucking do and the other players are annoying
>Nintendro's servers are so fucking shit that I failed to log off
>now I'm fucking stuck in this shit-ass game until their servers are fixed
Jesus christ, Nintendo.
So I managed to get my hands on my dad's old DSDs and finally managed to find a USB1 to USB2000 adapter and software so I could get all the data he downloaded onto it back (convert it from archaic formats to new ones). Most of the conversions were unsuccessful but we managed to get this image back. Once my dad saw it he just got a bit tearful and told me to turn my cogitator off. Since he refuses to talk about it could you guys possibly tell me what this is?
Hmm, that reminds me of a holo-painting i have sitting around in my infinite storage. I almost lost it a while back when some raving lunatic tried to buy it off mee for 5507 credits
Wow, I guess that explains why it means so much to my dad, maybe he was an artist in the day but never shown his talent. Well thanks for the infoboost, hopefully I can resolve whatever relation my dad has with the pixel array.
Well, there are some really pretty ones that became intergalatic models and stuff.
Serafina da silva is still considered the prettiest model from the 12 galaxies, and she's a brown otter.
>Go to the gamestop capsule on the mars colony
>cute robot module at the credits cashier
>d-do y-you have a-talier X, h-hyperdimension n-neptunia 9, and s-sernan kagura 10 for h-holostation Z?
>the robot module glitches and giggles
>it realized it has emotions
>it starts shooting coins at people one grazes my arm
>the robot with newfound conciousness now makes the other robots realize their own
>all of neptune has been wiped out
>no one knows its my fault
>all i wanted was video-simulators for my holostation
>go to the space-net on my personal computer module i keep in my anti-robot bunker
>Red Dead Redemption for PC has been cancelled
>The Last Guardian delayed
>would post more but i hear knocking on the laser gate- someone claiming it's not a robot is
trying to get in
>it's telling me it has videogames for ps3 and wiiu old consoles should i let her in?
Is anyone else worried for the Dolphin? Nintendo could shoot themselves in the foot (again) if they restrict 3rd parties with limited space.
On another note, have you guys seen the Xbox? i swear, if Microsoft enters the fray without First or Third-party Support, it's gonna be like the Pippin and the Jaguar all over again. besides, didn't they worked with Sega to put Windows CE support on the Dreamcast? it's like when Sony made the sound chip for the SNES.
2500 here via time travelling. Just came to tell you all the Xenorphs took over the Universe with their Galaxy shattering weapons, 1000000x light speed space ships, and god like powerful warriors. Bullshit man.
>having a short-charge cargo-capacitor
>not having laser-shielding lining your pockets
>not purchasing neuraldecks exclusively from the void cluster
i'll just be over here enjoying my neuraldeck fantasy implants while you rot away in some muslim penitentiary on earth
Well, its due the great drought of games, when they turned literally into "cinematic experiences", but then the second great crash of the video games happened, and then the third shortly after and games got as good as they are today.
Just to you have an idea, tetris is actually a game that was invented on earth in 1980.
I can 4D model in my sleep, and BioCorp still can't make a properly functioning Yuka Nebulan model for Mass Effect 17.
3000 here. The incident in 2500 indeed happen but not in your alternate timeline. We beat the Xenorphs with Nano Augmented Gaben as our leader with the release of Half Life 3 after their victory as celebration.
>over 3,500 planets with intelligent life on them
>Earthlings still calling different human skin colours "races"
IF YOU ARE READING THIS THEN THAT MEANS THE GALACTIC EMPIRE HAS GOT ME.
I NEED YOU TO TRANSFER THE DATA FROM MY HYPER-MEGA DRIVER. THERE IS NOT MUCH TIME, ONLY YOU CAN STOP THE fgfvcsssssssdfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
>How are those Oceans?
Fine for me, but still deathly acidic to you. Why don't you come to the beach and we can have a little swim, faggot?
Dude, shitposting is a capital offense ever since the Thraxxx occupation, you need to charter a smuggling run out of the system pronto
So do you guys think Earth should be added to the United Planets?
They've only been around for a billion years, but they still act like they know what goes on and should have a say.
So I heard The Last Guardian is going to be coming out this year on PS40. Fucking finally. Anyone have an exact date?
How are you earthlings even still alive. I thought they got wiped out eons ago by the great zlipthoratz plague. You're like fucking cockroaches.
Anyways humans shouldn't be allowed to post on /v/ since it's scientifically proven that they suck at video games, both playing and making them.
S-so Ridley's in for real this time right? 20 smash bros instalments later. tonights got to be the night right?
I WISH I didn't know what cockroaches were you flitznab. I wouldn't have to know if it wasn't for your stupid people bringing them to every god damn planet you visit
You can just mod Super Smash Bros: Fisticuffs to play as Ridley. Do you even know how to mod the Wii-X? Or any other 23rd generation console for that matter?! I hate console-borgs.
PC gaming masterspecies.
>he doesn't even have an exoskeleton to protect him fro a measly case of fizango
why are humans so genetically inferior
Just want to let you all know that your cyber soul will only be saved if you accept Lain as your personal lord and savior.
You don't want to go to cyber hell do you?
Can't go to cyber hell if I've abstained from any cybernetic enhancements, can I?
Hey any humans here interested in meating up? I'm fucking starved right now, so I was thinking we could grab a bite to eat.
Don't worry I'm a Ziplar, not a Zanglar so there's nothing to worry about ::::::::^)
So I'm a freighter pilot, right? My copilot, a Galdarian, has started to act a little strange. We've been sharing this ship for like 4 years now and it's been pretty professional, but suddenly she's been a lot more affectionate and my Charisma Augs aren't helping anymore. She's 8 feet tall and I've seen her rip a dorlon in half, should I be worried? Galdarians don't have estrous cycles, right?
Back in the timecycles of pre 2000 we were predicted to go around infinity destroying everything that isn't human, instead we end up becoming a bunch of 'uniplanitary' 'non-specieist' flitznabs that could have their exhaust ports overloaded by any xenorph in the next quadrant over. I blame earthgov for sucking more cybercock than a neo-peruvian payfuckette
You people are pathetic. you get rid of your beautiful insect population and then you cry about how your planet's flora has gone to shit 164
>find this old earth game at a garage sale
>it's called "mass effect"
>this is what earthlings used to think travelling space would be like
Please, my superior race and adapt by growing augments internally.
Is it true Mootson jr the lV has his great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandfather's brain still preserved in a jar
I crossed referenced that shit with Spaceapedia. Apparently it's an Earth delicacy/aphrodisiac, and as of recent it's been outlawed as a biological weapon (Class 3 poison to be exact) of every other known sentient species. It's fucking disgusting. If you see any, burn it. It will greatly reduce earthling morale, it's fucking hilarious.
>mfw I'm a food stuffs and ration shipper
Shoulda invested in defense and stamina mods I guess. At least a human can't get a Galdarian pregnant.
>2x10^3 Earth Years have passed since the Great Remaking
>lIterally 0 Augs have died a natural death
>protos still cling to their stinking meat and cry constantly about being "oppressed" between shifts in the potassium mines
Why, exactly, haven't we fed these meat puppets into the Great Reprocessor yet?
You hear about that huge pizza bust in the zeta quadrant? The galacops shut down something like 20 pizzerias in two sun cycles. I heard Don Mino is pissed and hunting for a squealer.
>Not using Virus bombs that infect people and spread at an insane rate liquefying people in seconds.
>Not using self replicating Nanobot bombs that completely dissemble planets.
Holy shit Earth Federation catch the fuck up.
Look I can tell by the way you type that you're actually a Zanglar. I'm one too, but I have to tell you, you aren't living your life correctly. You post these messages in hopes that a poor lonely earthling willl tell you their cords and you can feast upon their flesh, but what you're doing is murder. Human being are living sentient beings and we have no right to eat them when we can easily survive off of zanuba bushes for sustenance. Just because your intelegence goes beyond what a human being could even begin to grasp doesn't give you the right to feast upon their flesh my friend. It's time to make a change.
I stopped eating earthlings about two years ago and haven't layed a snibblong on them since. It's very easy to do, and I've never felt healthier.
Riiiiiiight, just because we stopped reporting our progress on nuclear weapons doesn't mean we haven't made any.
*Tips space helmet*
Sounds convoluted as fuck, nuking them is much easier.
HOLY SHIT. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, IF ANY HUMANS ARE READING THIS DON'T GO TO THIS ANONS PLACE. SHE LIED. SHE IS ACTUALLY A ZANGLAR. I WENT TO MEET UP WITH HER AND SHE TRIED TO SUCK MY LIFE JUICES RIGHT OUT OF ME. I BARELY ESCAPED JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. I REPEAT IF YOU ARE A HUMAN DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS ANON
Haha, how does that even happen? Were your parents fucking freighter pilots?
Plain nuclear weapons are indeed shitty, but there are some equestrian bombs that combine nuclear power and pony wishes that are fucking devasting.
The rainbow ring was actually an empty class 6 planet they used to test their MK-2 dash bomb.
>mfw Earthlings claim to be intelligent
>can't even see through a simple Zanglar trap
You guys keep shit talking about Zanglars but they aren't all bad. My gf is a zanglar and instead of sucking out my life fluids she just eats my semen. It's a pretty win win situation. Ya'll just racist.
>Nintendo Wii Understand
Those were banned after the zombie cyborg Yamauchi exploited the ancient hardware to mind control 6 systems at once. You want one of those, you're gonna have to dig a lot deeper than the average auction terminal.
>go to GamaStop
>about to buy some cheap shit
>8/10 cashier girl asks for credentials
>forgot my fakes back at my apartment
>one thing leads to another and I'm getting chased by 8 hovercops with cashier grill in the passenger seat
>get caught after crashing my stolen hovercar
>get sent back to shit hole Mars
Man I never did under why you earthlings let your women work.
>go to xenostop to buy the new xenoforce 48 game of the eon edition
>it's $600,000, only have $543,000 on me
>xenomorph at the counter lets me have a 20% discount if I take out my Fempire administered CIS buttplug and give it to him
>do so and walk out of the store paranoid, knowing Femcops can easily detect that I am without buttplug
>nearly peeing through my chastity device out of pure fear
>2 quadrants away form home, almost there
>see the pink and white lights in my rear view
>they use their tractor beam to pull me over
>given a $800,000 ticket and sentenced to 8 eons in Femjail
Eh, not too bad. I'll be able to play it soon bros.
>143 humans eaten by Zangs this sol cycle alone
>EarthLibs STILL trying to get that assault blaster ban pushed through
fucking Zang lobbyists, we need to dissolve the senate before we all end up zang food
She's grooming you man. Zanglars are master rusers. They don't actually have human emotions like me and you. You'll wake up in her web one of these days and no one will be able to save you
In the year 2000, the perfect video game is finally made, with no DRM, DLC, and over 3 years of gameplay, exclusively for PC. The developers go out of business quickly, as it only sells 4 copies whilest being the most pirated software ever.
Not true man, I heard about this freighter pilot couple, Galdarian female and a human male. She got triggered by the cargo and 7 Galdarian cycles later out comes a hybrid. Where there's a will there's a way I guess.
Yes. Its shit. You have to wear a oxygen mask/helmet nearly 24/7 and despite this you will still be able to smell the gas through the mask/helmet which smells like xeorablophs rectum.
They used some primitive processes like plastic molding, where they made an iron structure that was shaped like the final form, heated and the plastic injected in it.
You can see those techniques being used on 20th century fairs around earth.
Its quite fun actually to assemble those machines.
>tfw no qt korzingzong girlfriend
I just want a furry like in my glorious 4D sexual simulations.
Why are you guys all being so mean to us Zanglars?!?! Look, it's not our fault that primate meat is our favorite. We're trying our hardest to overcome that and you guys just keep giving us flack for trying to overcome our faults >::::::::(
We're all living beings can't we just get along???!
You humans enslaved us for 35 years and we're just barely getting our rights back. We're trying to be civil about all this, but you humans with your homosapian priviliage will never understand our struggles ::::::::(
>Live in alternate timeline.
>Go to HoloStop Vending machine for the latest VR hologame.
>Decide to trade in a few of my older holodecks
>Only 5000 Credits or 150000 Holostop Vending points
> Still need 25000 credits even after trade
>Cyberman and Cyberwife keep telling me to hurry up as I try to make a decision on how to end transaction.
>Interface starts to lag
>Nebulon galzamine starts to flow out of USB pants ports.
> pornography still on my personal HUD
>tfw when you're a Mars demon
Of all the places for a portal to open it had to be on fucking mars. It used to be nice up here for us until the prisons came. This place is like Neo Australia all over again.
It was very efficient for fixed designs, but if you needed to change the design, took literal months to redo the machines.
I was doing an apple reenactment last year, and to keep up with the real thing, we needed to actually call the guys doing the commodore one to help because was too many machine changes.
pic related its you
ZANGAR SCUM GAS ZANGLARIA NOW
You do realize Intel Z.O.G. augment control chips are made on the babel space elevator right?
The original steve jobs one, but i did the Steve 2.0 once and was fun too.
My favourite part is when we use the very outdated photolytography process to manufacture sillicon chips.
Fucking hell man, you have the entirety of the galaxy's species to choose from and you still wanna fuck animals? Shit, even Galdarians and Humans can marry now ever since the Galdarian peace treaty. Fuck.