Super Hexagon. Technically it only takes 2 minutes to beat, so if you can't beat it in 2 minutes you're a fucking casual.
I also have a couple of extra copies lying around if anyone wants one, but ONLY if you're going to play it, they aren't worth that much anyway.
Unfortunately they haven't made a manlytears game yet so I can't help you.
I remember being mad as fuck that I beat this the day I got it after getting so hyped about the "Yoshi's Island sequel".
>watching a pal play this
>moans through the whole game how easy it is
>goes on to lose all of his Baby Yoshis on the final level
that game is terribly short, time trials and score attacks aren't really enough
I booted it up to prove you wrong, but I beat it in the time it took me to type this post.
Kirby's Dream Land for Game Boy
About 45min and it's breddy gud
I must have taken my sweet time then, because I beat this in a couple of sittings so this time is practically all gameplay.
I did play a little bit of NG+ but it was only a half hour or so.
Labor Day in the US. People are being forced out of their homes in order to take part in activities such as grilling out and breathing fresh, unfiltered air.
Except me - I'm fucking off at work right now.
Not really. I'm pretty new here and there's only six of us total in the company. But it's an awesome mom and pop operation to work for. I don't get hassled and can pretty much work at my own pace. Plus they offer to pay for me to take my certifications and don't even give a shit if I fail it the first time around.
Cave Story is free, is great, and can be beaten in a couple hours.
>Way of the Samurai
Nah, nigger. You know much it took me to get a good, non-depressing ending in WOTS3? 23 hours. 23 hours of being betrayed, killed and failing to protect the village and Osei. 23 hours of feeling like shit.
This series is great.
I got very lucky with my internship here. It was between me and one other guy that still had a year to go before he graduated. I felt a little inferior around the guy because he clearly retained more information from class than I did. But apparently he annoyed the living fuck out of the data guy with constant questions about what to do and how to do it rather than just trying to fix things on his own/Googling it.
Them's fightin words, anon.