>wanting to play as shrunk-down manlet Ridley
>not wanting to beat down glorious giant Ridley on the Pyrosphere
I'm looking forward to an excellent stage boss.
Look at giga bowser in PM. It would probably be similar, and he would end up either being complete trash and getting combod to hell and back or he would just obliterate because the opponent wouldn't know what he was getting into.
You must be really fucking upset about manlet Bowser Ganondorf.
dark samus would have been a way better metroid representative than zero suit
the only issue with it is the name
what if the third metroid rep was a space pirate?
>All of these reactions to Cheese Pizza.
Who isn't, honestly? Anybody, no matter if you want him playable or not, want this shit to end.
dark hunter is what the space pirates use isn't it?
heck we could just call it "Metroid Prime" and technically be correct
or maybe Phazon Prime (hinting at its connection with phazon both as substance and the suit it stole)
this guy is in, how do you react?
>you'll never swoop in on some unfortunate motherfucker, grab him and drag his bitch ass against the terrain until he has the complexion of bismuth
That would be most excellent, but random grunts typically don't become playable characters in smash. If e were to get a space pirate rep (excluding Ridley) it'd probably be weavel or something.
I'm a Ridley fag and I'm tired of the threads too. Neither side has a good argument. I want smash to release and end my suffering.
The Prime series has a few characters that could be used as a 3rd Metroid representative.
Sadly, Metroid isn't extremely known for recurring characters and Sakurai seems to have a shitload of trouble putting heavies in Smash.
>Wanting to play as Manletdorf.
>Thinking that shadow was anywhere near large from the direct.
>Thinking it was anything but passive and garbage as fuck if it was a boss.
That shadow was either playable or the shittiest boss in Smash history.
Thank you op for not giving a damn about neither Metroid or Ridley and instead making a thread just to start arguments. Don't forget to start another, and possibly a petition, to get Ganondorf removed from the roster due to being shrunken and not a ferocious-wocious monster boss!