Do you have a pet /v/? Do you game with it?
Cute little guy. I don't have a pet so have this pictures of two frogs.
Unfortunately I live in an apartment where no pets are allowed.
This little cutie sits on my desk when i play Civ 5.
What's its name?
She's a bitch and won't let me hold her anymore. Always tries to bite now.
My desk is completely different, as is a bunch of other stuff since I took these pictures.
Don't have any pictures of my boa's, but at least they let me hold them.
Spiders can just change personality when they molt.
She molted at one point and then got aggressive. Molted again and stayed that way.
used to benice.
Yeap. Insects and arachnids are weird.
I've gotten bit by my red tail boa but I barely felt it.
my kitty doesnt game with me anymore after my roommate fed her wet food and catnip
I have 3 cats, one is really aggresive though, but it's nice sometimes.
I got a cat that always sleeps on my lap when I'm playing videogames, and a little one that it's always playing with its toys.
They're not really pets.
I don't need attention from animals/insects. I have them because I'm interested in them.
I have friends for attention.
"tries to bite" does it still have fangs? does it hurt like a bitch?
>live in AZ, those things are everywhere outside my house
>see one in the middle of my kitchen
>grab hockey stick to slay the beast
>still haven't found it
eventually I was able to sleep again at night.
Yes she still has fangs or she wouldn't be able to eat.
Never actually been bitten by her. Just crazy close a few times.
interesting. I've gotten over having tarantulas nearby. I look at them as spiderbros now. I have almost never seen a mouse, cricket, or scorpion around, I assume because of them.
These fuckers get scared whenever a loud sound comes out of the speakers.
I have to play horror games with a headset on.
It'll be a little worse than a wasp x2 since two fangs.
But you'll be fine unless you're allergic to the venom.
My rottweiler just died. Most social and loving dog I've ever owned. Every friend and family member thinks its the sickest dog to ever live. Scared of everything, but had a terrifying bark that scared shit away. She was 100% fine, looks sick one day, take her to vet, he tells me she has massive internal bleeding from a tumor, dies that same night. Out of fucking nowhere man. Show them your love.
Disgusting vermin that require constant attention because they're retarded.
Never get them.
Apparently it's a feeling of safety.
To them, being in a small space means they know where everything is and that there won't be any surprises, a special kind of comfy. The fact they have free-floating clavicles means they can pretty much get into anything they can get their head into. Unfortunately for them, they don't realize they're cornering themselves most of the time.
You pet fools are the most foolish of fools.
They're nothing but fuzzy annoyances that only like you because you feed them and clean after their shit,
I guess you can totally relate to them.
These threads are also hardly video games, so I'm calling the mods~
she died last year
I can't bring myself to have another one
when she first showed up she spent nearly a year in my lap while I played morrowind, but then she got too big and was relegated to the footstool in front of me or the desk beside me.
Are you kidding me? Cat's are scavenging predators, It's basically like I'm keeping a smaller version of a lion locked up, because I can. You can watch them look out the window longingly to get outside and be free, but nope. You live here now kitty.
Pic related, my cat.
I don't have a dog either, but dogs are less disgusting and need less attention.
pic fucking related. last one I had with her
Actually when I bring girls over they enjoy the setup I have.
My bedroom isn't the only place for sexytime, anon.
non manicured cro-magnon nails next to a beautiful python
o-oh are we supposed to post battlestations too?
nigger that shit would get old before a single cycle was up.
My cat is sleeping under the desk.
Must be hard that animals won't even love you Anon.
The lights aren't even close to as bright as the WebM implies. Shitty Note 3 camera exaggerates it.
Yep, you caught me.
I haven't seen my cat Vivvy (named him after Vivec) for a few months, he was an inside and outside cat. Dunno why he left, he was probably one of the most chill cats I've ever had, and the only one that would lick my tongue for some reason. Looked like he was high all the time.
Also the tie was just something for shits and giggles, I didn't make him wear it regularly
Oddly enough, about three months ago, around the time he disappeared, one of my cats that we left behind from our old place two years ago cause we couldn't find her just randomly showed up one day. She runs away from people now though, even me. What I'm assuming is her son though (who also showed up the same day) loves people.
>light behind screen
are you my
Hey bro I just wanted to say that his LED strip is great, you werent lying when you said that the light washes up the wall.
Only problem I had was 3 of the LEDs have a defunct green LED in em on the strip I put on the back of my monitors. I guess I should have checked that before making everything permanent. Still though, since it's only three they don't really show up. My backlighting looks pretty damn good now >>261539028
I recently gave my snake that I've had for 4 years to a friend who really wanted one
I loved watching the fucker in bed at night and he was just so nice to hold
I know my friend is going to treat him good so that is fine with me
Aw shit you actually got them?
Glad you like them man. Yeah, you can see the shit outside of my door when they're on and it's open. But they aren't too disorienting.
No prollem', always good to help an anon out,
especially the great dildo man.
My setup is different now.
>had an freakishly large border collie for 10 years
>put down due to cancer
>want another smart, large dog, but cant bring myself to do it due to both uncomfortable short lives of most large breeds and the strange increase in PETA faggots knocking on car windows in the winter claiming the dog in the care is being "emotionally traumatized"
Not bringing muh dawg towards my battlestation, but here's a pic of her nonetheless.
Idk it somehow works, it's not like he's misusing it since he has other 3 tvs lying around, and since it's near the bed he just pulls it over with a rack and uses as tv, or something.
My cats are treated better than any person would at my house and they go outside too. One of them loves to hunt stuff and bring it back too, we congratulate her every time and then bury her dead prey.
My cat, Nikko, will always come sit on me while I'm gaming or working on stuff. He's a big, stocky peaceful guy. Lots of times he'll just stare at me waiting to hope up like in pic and won't jump up until I look away. The he lays on my headset wires and gets me all tangled but after we get situated he'll lay on me and nuzzle really hard into my ar all night until I move.
>go drinking at friends older sisters house
>several hours and drinks later agree to adopt a stray cat
This is him.
forgot pic 2/2
He's my cat, not my cousin
Here's the battle station/production station. The TV with consoles is on opposite side of room and Nikko always has my chair.
But you don't really know if he has a better life with them. A cat stop by any house that gives them extra food and/or attention. Some family might've thought that this really friendly "stray" cat adopted them and decided to keep him inside indefinitely. He's most likely overweight and staring out the window nowadays if that's the case.
That's also a possibility.
That's why my brother keeps his cat indoors and supervises her when he lets her outside in his yard or walks her on a leash.
I used to have ferrets. They are fun pets but seriously high maintenance. I've never seen an animal produce so much shit in so little time. They gotta be bathed too and they will shit in the water almost 100% of the time. They are also retarded. If you scare one that's standing next to a wall or table they will smack right into it so hard they get stunned. That ferret war dance is hilarious though.
>all that money spent on retarded figurines
>still has shitty speakers, monitor and probably PC internals
>tfw her name was kibby >tfw my mom named her that and i wanted to name her feather
in retrospect it probably wouldnt have been a very fitting name since she became a big fat bitch. but she was my big fat bitch ;-;
>Thinking about working part-time so I can adopt a cat and buy more vidya
>tfw I turned down an interview at Dunkin Donuts because I didn't think I'd have time for a job
Surely there has to be a place hiring that's not fast-food.
I strongly advise to do anything but fast-food. Just keep churning out apps, you'll inevitably get hired. It's just a numbers game, really.
Call centers are often recruiting constantly, so they are easy to get into. But they're recruiting constantly because the job is super stressful and everyone quits. Upside is that it's not fast-food.
I totally agree with you, anon.
Friendly reminder to everyone out there that cats don't really care about you.
If you have to get a pet consider a reptiles.
Snakes, for instance, can have teir fang cut off and become totally harmless even if poisonous.
But then again, if you are a male alpha you don't care about fangs.
My dog is sleeping right now but here's a picture.
I do not play games with her because she just wants to play her own games like fetch or tug-of-war.
>tfw you had to put your cat to sleep and later you realize that all the good pictures you had of him were on the computer that bricked shortly afterward
Feels fucking terrible.
>tfw there are videos of dogs LITERALLY giving blowjobs, not even with help, they just go down on the thing and start sucking.
What the fuck. What would that even feel like. Why am I even THINKING about this.
My old lady likes to lay on the top.
Ended up removing the fan for her.
Also, how many cats is too many?
>cat had his nose tattooed blue to stop him from getting nose-cancer.
>never got any other medical work done, not even vaccines
>died at 22
Fucking RIP KC, you were one wise old sage. I wish I still had a photo of you.
Sage cats are best cats
>cat gives birth to kittens under my bed
>call the runt of the litter Little One
>ends up morbidly obese because my dad's gf keeps feeding her and she doesn't do any exercise
>she has to suck in her gut and force her way through the cat flap
Saw her stuggling like vid related one time. Almost shat myself laughing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKH-ZXdxRQI
She's slimmed down a bit recently though.
Aldi is fucking cash. You do literally everything (Stock, cashier, etc) but the pay is top tier and when cashiering you get to sit down on a chair. Plus the stores aren't typically large so customers don't get MASSIVE orders as often. I'm thinking of transferring from Kroger over to Aldi next time they're open for hiring. I could work 3 days a week and make as much as I do working 5 days at Kroger. Plus if you need it, Aldi gives full benefits to all employees who average 27+ hours, and it starts after 3 months.
> Cats killing millions of birds every-year for no reason(they are already fed, and they do it for fun).
> You being proud
I hope your cat gets eaten by a coyote or wanders into the wrong fuckers yard,
I've been waiting so long for an opportunity to post this
You do realize your cat doesn't bring back everything it kills, right.
If I got a cat I'd probably never let it outside by itself. I won't know who's garden it's shitting in and how long they'll put up with it. Then there's the fact that cats are territorial as fuck and will mark people's houses and start shit with other cats.
Picked her up monday and she's already developed the habit of aiming for my kidneys when jumping into my bed from the window sill. She's so energetic at night though.
hes too busy sleeping out on the kitchen floor
Actually nope, thats caused by your eye muscles deteriorating since they're not being used (you're not focusing on things farther away)
that has nothing to do with the lighting conditions, just that you're focusing on something close to you for the majority of your time
why do so many cats have this pattern my cat has literally the exact same fur pattern and colors.
i thought it was unique shit when i got her.
at a glance i'd think this was my cat if it wasn't so fat.
stop overfeeding your catbro, bro.
The generally accepted practice is to look at something 20 feet away every 20 minutes or some shit like that. I don't remember it exactly.
The point is you're *supposed* to take breaks from looking at the screen every so often to give your eyes the ability to focus on something else, farther away.
sadly i am far beyond repair and i have developed myopia. on the brightside its only moderate and doesn't affect me what-so-ever, i don't need to focus on far off distances for work so who gives a shit
Closest I've got to a battlestation picture of her.
>tfw own 3 cats
>Always been letting them out, almost never issues
>Oldest one LOVES to go outside during the rain
>Ditched the litterbox a year or two ago and completely housebroke them
It surprisingly didn't take much time at all to teach them to go outside. We live in a quiet area, though. Lots of empty space for them to run around in and do their thing. One of them just likes to hang out in our tree out front. These two sit at the door for me if they're outside when I come home from work, then follow me to my room. Love the fuckers.
Fuck man. My rat terrier died last month from cancer. I miss her.
>mom hated cats and dogs so not pets allowed when I lived with parents
>campus apartments obviously don't allow pets
>move into a regular apartment that doesn't allow pets
>can't leave because of lease and the rent is pretty good anyway
One of these years is gonna be the year. I'm gonna get a lazy ass cat that does fucking nothing besides sleeping all day.
Sorry anon, I just post pictures of my god-tier pets.
>tfw my dog got diagnosed with a severe case of cancer yesterday
I got her as an adorable, tiny kitten. She is an asshole to literally anyone who isn't me. And everyone says, wow Anon your cat is horrible and mean, and that makes me sad because she's not like that. She runs down the stairs to greet me when I come home and comes when I call her. She cuddles me and sleeps next to me and rubs her face against mine to say hello in the morning.
>implying my cats haven't saved my life half a dozen times
yeah great figure. no vag sadly
dog lays at the foot of my bed or outside my door, or if i am on the computer at my side on the floor
one cat will meow like crazy at me when they need attention or head-scratches.
the other just gets in front of the screen or on my lap and lies down
Another reason cats/cat owners are shitty. You fags would never dream of looking into fixing problems like these(lel can't train a cat right?)
If a dog exhibits problem behavior it's corrected right away, well unless it's a small shitty lap-dog, then they are treated no differently then cats and often become huge assholes.
heres him with one of my fav games. Hes like 14 or 15 now cant remember.
these bitches work quite well actually
>The dog will eat the cats if I kill myself for being a worthless faggot
Cats instinctively want to cover up their shit, something about not wanting to let predators know that they're there.
The only time they don't is when they have a UTI and associate the litter box with pain, when the box is too dirty, or if there are cats prowling around your house that has it on edge and making it mark it's territory with its shit.
The only people that actually train their cats to use the bathroom are the ones that teach it how to use the toilet.
This is the best I can do. I think this is from last year, not sure.
>mfw they're native here
>mfw one flew into my car while stopped at a redlight
My cat is really depressed. He sat in the flower bed for a full week without moving or eating.
I had to pull him out myself and put food under his nose to get him to eat it. He's frightened of his own shadow and sits low to the ground all the time like he's afraid of the wind.
What do I do?
Have you tried playing with him? Something obviously happened to him outside so you should try to raise his confidence a little.
And just stating the obvious, but getting another cat would be the worst thing to do in this situation.