You jealous that you can't afford skirts and handbags OP?
Its alright you will be valley fabulous in your dreams.
In reality you will remain and unpopular poorfag who will never get into elite clicks.
> this negro again
Is there a single webcoming about vidya that isn´t utter shit?
No, this happen. That thing where casuals poke fun at you for spending money on silly stuff when they do the same or worse? It happens.
>Sister says I'm bad with money because I spend money on a game
>She spends 80 dollars on a single pair of jeans
>That she wears once
>They even have holes in them
>Brawl in the Family
Not for long. Enjoy it while it lasts.
Feels good, man.
I usually do it dry, but lube is a whole new experience. Oddly enough, I feel like it takes longer to get off 'cause you can't get a good, hard grip right?
But when you do it just feels so much better.
I also recommend jerking it in the shower, but be careful. If you orgasm in high heat there's a chance you could pass out. Jack it with caution and moderation.
>"'Hoy, small fry! It's Fishman, reporting one last time as your mouseover guide to this comic. Y'know, fry, I always thought I'd make a good Smash Bros. character. My Up-B would involve leaping out of the water and drawing on Link's map, my Down-B would involve leaping out of the water and drawing on Link's map, my Side-B would...hm. On second thought, I think I'm content just to sit in the now-HD water and eat some now-HD bait. It seems the artist of this comic is doing his usual outpouring of emotion...try not to let it bother you too much, fry, he's just kind of a sensitive guy. I hear the women like that, which might explain why I'm still swimmin' solo. Oh well. ...Say, I think that's it, isn't it? Our last mouseover meeting? Well fry, I hope you take care of yourself and think of me anytime you throw hunks of meat into the ocean. I think I'm gonna miss all this chatting, to tell you the truth. Great, now I'M getting sentimental! Oh well, c'est la vie. Hey, look at me, speakin' French! And with that...I'm off!"
I promised myself I wouldn't cry about BitF ending...
I've been a spic all my life, lived the first half on SA and my other half on FL.
Not a single spic I know uses lube, and we do talk about those things a lot. No homo of course.
>post unfunny comic
>"EHL OH EHL" instead of LOL because, um, like quirky
I fucking hate this artist so much.
Why doesn't he just draw porn if he wants to draw sluts in shitty poses? Stupid shit.
Still, he should keep that shit apart. Shitty sluts go into porn, normal people go into comics.
Oh wait, his comics are actually not funny, so he has to put sluts into them so at least some people read them :^)
Fuck this shit.
we dumpin this guys porn or not
>if you orgasm in high heat there's a chance you could pass out
I think that's how I'll choose to die. One day, I'll get in the shower, turn it on hotter than usual, than just jack off and pass out, cracking my skull and killing me.
I JUST posted this.
>We love Civilization way too much we play it way to much actually we are stuck in Civ 2 land though I wish I could get the newer ones I am just poor right now maybe some more people should donate our hire me for a commission so that I can afford the newer Civ but I really love the old Civ 2 almost the most I can never seem to get sick of it and play it way too much.
>Gotta love the way Kraimer swings open a door randolmy, lol, fits perfect here someone on irc Lunarnet gave me this idea after talking about civ 5 games.
It's amazing how often his comics make me laugh and feel at the same time.
i think your on to something here
>download free-to-play iMobsters style game
>check available units
>MFW the weakest bought unit is more powerful then the strongest earned unit
All his girls look the fucking same.
Absolutely fucking disgusting. Every 15 year old weaboo girl can do that better.
>Kinda nerdie girl asks me to the prom
>Say no because I was a try hard edge lord
>Almost 30 now
>still think about it
It's the only sprite comic ever that wasn't total shit. Probably because the guy who made it actually can draw and works in the comic industry, but chose sprites intentionally.
It's not our fault.
I masturbate by grinding my knuckles into the base of my penis while fully clothed. I cum into my underwear and I just sit there with them on until I change clothes at some later point.
i like this comic
We don't use it, but when we do comics we appeal to the american audience, if you have used google ads before you know why.
well, it looks like he at least understood what happened in the story. When I went to high school, Oedipus was only taught in advanced placement literature, because it was deemed "to complicated for average students".
his art is different when he's trying to make it look good and not just another comic
its the shading i think
>If you orgasm in high heat there's a chance you could pass out. Jack it with caution and moderation.
Hah, you should have given me this advice when I was a kid. My favourite thing to do would be to turn the shower on to mist and jack the heat up, so the room would steam up and I could get steam rising up onto my balls while I jerked off. I never passed out but I guess that was dangerous, no?
>Words will never be enough to express my thanks for you my dear readers for your help during this year
>WIth all my heart I'd like to wish you a happy chirstmas and a prosperous 2014
He writes like a girl
I tried fapping in a hot bath once. I think the heat makes it more difficult to get hard, if I let go of it for a second I went soft. Eventually managed to do it out sheer force of will and all the right arm strength in the world. Wasn't really worth it in the end, not to mention if the water level isn't right then you'll make loud splashing sounds and afterwards you'll be bathing in your own cum.
2/10 would not recommend.
WHY DOESN'T HE JUST DRAW PORN?
YOU LITTLE FUCK YOUR JOKES ARE TERRIBLE NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE STORY OR YOUR UGLY PATHETIC RETARDED AS SHIT SELF INSERT
>>Eventually managed to do it out sheer force of will and all the right arm strength in the world
>trying on a shirt today
>the arm is a little tight
>other arm is very loose
I wonder if it's noticeable
Sometimes when I get a really good and long fap going on, I will have enough precum by then to comfortably use my whole hand.
I assume using lube is like skipping directly ahead to being able to use the whole hand comfortably, but I guess it would not beat that much more awesome orgasm after a long fap.
>mfw there is someone else on /v/ that appreciates the genius of jerkcity
>Split and lungs with blood and thunder
>He's fighting a whale
Don't have em past this one.
A shota is fine too.
Fuck this, I'm disabling spoilers now. I can't deal with accidentally clicking this shit.
The police will understand it was spoilered and I didn't know what it was until I opened it, right guys?
Best post of the thread. Made me stop fapping just to reply.
Damn, I remember there being one that included biting.
>in a sauna with friends
>decide i will enter first
>chillin' and stuff
>can't see shit because of the steam and vapor
>start to jack off until i rip my dick off
>woke up alone in my bed 3 hours later
mfw my friends saw me naked on the floor with an erection
becuase you arent suppose to be looking at the dudes
You'd be van'd already if they gave a fuck, they're fast. It's the people that distribute sick shit like that that they want, i.e. the faggot that posted that. You can get nailed second hand if you actually saved that shit, and ISHYGDDT.
If you wanna be safe simply browse with thumbnails uncensorable and then report that shit when you see it
The sprite work is great further into the comic.
It is amazing how much he's able to show with such limited tools. Expressions, timing of changes between panels.
It is a sprite comic, but it is not lazy.
Still by far the funniest comic out there and that's probably thanks to Clevinger not relying on his art to get readers.
ffs calm down, it's just a little girl. why are you afraid of her?
I can honestly relate this to my country, paid 100$ to the officer guarding the cell.
>You're not even wrong dude
>I can let you out since there's no trial for you
>The higher ups doesn't even care and may let you go if ya give me 200 bucks
They are underpaid cops so you can guess why this happens
It's the middle of the night
I'm afraid, if getting van'd is a thing, that'll they burst in and wake my entire family up
I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT IT WAS, I THOUGHT IT WAS MORE JAGO PORN
>that time he absolutely wove 7 years of bullshit time travel multiple parallel dimensions 73 separate story arcs AND his shitty drawing into one of the most complex and one of a kind comics ever to hit the web
>and he made it work
I STILL hate anything to do with time travel.
you could say the perspective isnt from teh camera since its right in the middle of her
I hate this, you should simply be held back until you know the material proper. Granted the entire engineering university system would collapse (save MIT and maybe 1 or 2 others), but it produces poor engineers that don't know the fundamentals leaving corporates to chase after 70 year engineers who have been working in the industry forever instead. Also, it just shows how they're in it for the money rather than the education.
>all that side inner boob and low cuts and side exposition
my dick was created to witness this
>all his girls are in animu style
>his guys have a shitty western comic style
I'm almost vomitting over here, fuck. What a shitty artist.
Only way you'd have to worry is if you've been convicted of previous felonies or if you're a sex offender, because in that case they're already watching your internet actively instead of passively like the rest of us. If you're just a basement dwelling faggot like me with no criminal history they're not gonna give a fuck if you're just doing your duty and reporting filth like that.
>check the Wikipedia for it
>has a section for fan characters
this shit is super duper unattractive and makes me wanna vomit
>Letting the .webm load long enough to see her tits
It's like you want to get v&
why make a comic when you could just do this
yes it uncensored it looks terrible
>swishing it between her teeth like mouth wash
No. This will not do.
they invaded with zoe and created vivian
they are still here and its annoying
erika is mai waifu
im fine with that
dude cant draw nipples for shit
I remember there being a pretty regular appearance of cheese pizza back there. Perhaps there was more and it was unregulated way way back but I'm not trying to puff my dick up and say I've been here since the beginning.
My little sister did this once and I didn't find it hot at all, even if her tits were quite nice.
Fucking Westermarck effect ruining my manga scenarios.
Oh, it still crops up on rare occasions, even on /v/. I remember last year someone was trying to kill off-topic threads by dumping CP. He probably got v& though, since it stopped all at once.
6-7 years ago /b/ didn't have much more, but it did stay up for longer. Janitors are trigger happy these days.
You seem awfully defensive for a law abiding citizen...i'm going to give them a tip just to be sure , you don't have any loli on your HDD so you should be fine right m8?
You're beyond fucking retarded if you think you can go to jail for cp in your cache, specially if it doesn't come from an illegal site and there is barely any.
SPECIALLY more so if you delete your cache like any non retard does.
Please go back to reddit kid.
>red and white stripes on fries
>blue with white starts on bra
AMERICA FUCK YEAH
i dont even like milfs but you'd have to be gay not to
It would appear that arthur is into crazies which explains a lot
Alternatively, you could just have sex.
Do you like vampires, /v/?
What games come with cute vampires?
with who? 3d?
Laughing at Darwin award winners is not being edgy. They fully deserve it. Laughing at people's misfortune, when they didn't do anything to get into this situation is being edgy.
Or get an onahole. If you can get simulated pheromones, it would be better than actual sex.
Wow, this comic is actually good. Because it focusses on a vidya joke and not on stupid whores.
WOOOOW AMAZING HUH? JOKES MAKE A COMIC FUNNY, NOT SLUTS! WHO KNEW!
>simulate actual vaginal sex
Holy shit, you actually believe this?