>Little girls carry around cardboard tube rocket launchers and make finger-gun shooting gestures
>They get "killed", they fall to the floor, making fake death sounds, before they quickly run back to the respawn point
>Cute girl voice acting, Japanese or English audio
>Battlegrounds are Japanese households, playgrounds, parks, big from the viewpoint of a child
>Customizable outfits and looks, all third-person
>Classic game modes such as Capture the Pantsu and King of the Kotatsu
>Juggernaut mode where you ride on the shoulders of your onii-chan
I've already got it in my list of shit to make
Splatoon is the closest you're gonna get.
And it's gonna be fucking glorious.
Balalaika = Nice >>>x infinity Katana Shitjews
I like it. She sure gets a lot of calls.
Because Russia is constantly
blowing her up
That would just pave the way for Call of Friendship: Modern Waifufare
Honest to God, I want a game like this so bad, I sometimes consider trying to make it myself. The only thing stopping me is
I don't want to make it terrible by accident somehow.
Then this happens.
>Girls are supposed to get pretend killed before running back to base
>Somewhere along the lines, someone actually dies
>Plot of the game is finding out who committed the crime
>Find out it's a third party with their own army
>Loli WW2 happens for real.
I'd play the shit out of it.
Was it worth it in the end? Was this what you wanted? The blood of these lolis will always be on your hands.
You're gonna carry that weight.
>single player ends with the MC as a Christmas Cake baking cookies for the next generation of loli soldiers, a haunted hollow look in her eyes every time as she watches them pretend to shoot each other while she still wears that false smile
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gFnCwVqbWs starts playing
That's /v/ for ya. Or lolifags, rather.
They can't let anything be innocent fun without trying to make everything creepy and weird for everyone.
>this entire post
You can't tell me this isn't a masterpiece in the making. The fun and joy of playing as cute loli girls playing pretend war suddenly skyrockets into a huge conflict filled with victories, losses, and everything in between.
>Due to the world being Post WW2, all the loli girls have helmets or other assorted uniform items that are too big for them
>To them it's all pretend and dress up
>To the MC watching, it's all a re-enactment.
I'm not a man to resort to begging, but I mean it when I say I desperately want this game.
fite me nerd
I got a buddy of mine who's going to school for programming, and he's wanted to do game design all his life. Only issue is he'd probably laugh at this idea,
but he could still be reasoned with.
Do it. Talk to him and try to make him understand what a hero he would be.
>propaganda posters like this pop up in the game when the real war starts.
Fuck them, we're not even thinking about them, and we will ignore their cries when this gets released.
>mfw this game is suddenly a possibility.
Please anon, talk to your friend. Make this happen.
>no loli russian war game
>you will never hear cute little girls screaming URAAA at the top of their lungs while charging at the enemy
As >>262113759, >>262114170, and >>262114524, I actually find the idea of grimderping the fuck out of an innocent idea like this pretty fucking retarded and was just joking around, but power to you if that kind of stuff actually motivates you into making something.
I think it would be funny if after the whole "real war" shit goes down, it turns out that is just an extended and extremely meta game of pretend, with the end sequence with the PTSD christmas cake veteran ending with all of her "dead" squadmates showing back up with other refreshments for the new little uns and reminiscing about the old days.
>Two different factions, both with little girls who play war and have fun
>When the little girl dies, both factions assume its the other at first
>Investigations occur from the older sisters and they find out about the third party
>Eventually both factions put aside their differences and go to war
Please for the love of God, make this game fucking happen.
>third party ends up being
an older brother trying to ruin the fun.
>find out the entire battlefield is
actually just a very large house.
sock balls used for ammo and cushions and pillows used for forts all over the place.
>final image is of
all the girls getting tired and falling asleep for a nap
That would be the icing on the cake. You go through this whole emotional ride, and then find out
it was all pretend, and you've just experienced playing pretend as intensely as a kid does.
Fucking genius, this right here guys. This is it. We have to make this game happen.
>mfw this entire thread.
You beautiful bastards, there's hope for /v/ yet.
why can't people just be patient and wait for the porn to roll in?
as much as I love unforgivable, deviant pornography, it's unseemly to act in the manner you've described.
that sort of childishness spoils a community for everyone.
we've all seen it happen, after all...
I didn't know that, I'm not usually on /v/ this late. I'm working DIT on a film set and they're late getting me the footage I need to work, so I'm lurking.
Normally at this time I'm asleep or playing vidya.
Please, for the love of god, lurk more or get back to reddit. Preferably both.
that said, I am excited for splatoon. as odd as it might sound, I hope there's a large mainstream community and that it catches on outside of a niche. that'd keep the autism relegated to a safe distance. even if I rely on their porn, I still don't want to speak to, or play with them.
I really don't want this shit to go sonic tier. I see the potential for great horror or great success, and nothing in between
I should have guessed you faggots would come on here before school starts for the day.
>tfw talented programmer
>can't make cool shit all day cause I have to pay the bills and work for the man
>try to do cool shit in time off but never have enough time, or get burnt out
Life is suffering.
Shit anime. Worse than disappointment.
It's offset by the fear of having to give handjobs behind a dumpster to survive if I fuck up.
All my family are dead so I really have no safety net. I'm not kidding when I say I'd be homeless.
This will never happen, because nobody wants to press down on the intestines of a little girl as she goes into shock and starts screaming for her mama before she bleeds out and dies.
What happened to my Afrika Korps?
>there will never be a coop tank game where you play as lolis and have to coordinate fluidly to survive
>you will never ride an M3Lee with 5 other anons screaming at the top of their lungs as a shell penetrates the sides
I'm thinking more of Arma but it has no little girls in it.
What a rad idea!
Thank kami Japan-sama-san-chan is saving us from those evil feminists!
>You've seen 3d animu's, it always looks bad
BRS had GOAT 3DCG fight scenes.
That is how this looks from a child's point of view
I'm a sandnigger.
I guess I'm as real as my waifu.
Now you're getting it, you degenerate illusion of mine.
Everything will be daijoubu, sandnigger-chan!
>new game mode: Loli Pantsu Protection Squad
>team 1 spawns in Nee-chans room
>team 2 spawns outside the house, in a treehouse
>team 2 has to enter the house, reach Nee-chans room, and quickly steal the holy pantsu from her laundry basket
>team 1 has to guard Nee-chan and her holy pantsu without angering/annoying her.
>if team 2 gets spotted by Nee-chan she will try to take her pantsu back. If she catches you she gives you a spanking and send you to play outside. ( temporary time-out )
>if team 1 "camps" her room too much, Nee-chan will get annoyed and go take a shower. The first pantsu is unprotected now, and team 2 can choose to take the freshly dropped bathroom pantsu instead.
>optional mode featuring Onii-chan instead
>steal his boxers without him spotting you
>he blushes while spanking you
Make it quick, unlike what my sandnigger ancestors would have done.
Atleast I'm a Kurd, not one of those fucking disgusting Arabs that don't beat their meat as a hobby but instead beat their wives
>there are children being exploited in the world
>that means you can't have little girls in your game
Now you're getting it
Also you're going to have to stop watching anime because it teaches you that women are weak willled and obedient but also independent and capable and we can't allow that
Have anyone of your watched the Kino no Tabi anime series?
This reminds me of the episode involving those two nations who "go to war" which involves a competition to see how many people from the the neighboring poor nations they can slaughter with their advanced technology, and they treat it like a national game.
This is all getting very dark.
>not wanting your wife to beat your meat
Also, Arabs had to ruin it for everyone in Ireland and England, causing a change in meats in Subway. I'm not Muslim (parents are) and I fucking love the Spicy Italian but nooooo, just because some fucking Arab got pissed off at the fact it's not fucking halal, he has to ruin it for everyone. And the Arab women, dear god, why the fuck must they wear burkas in countries that isn't Arabic, it's like they never heard of ''when in Rome, do as the Romans do''.
How the fuck am I meant to know if there's no C4 under there, or if it's actually a guy with a gun?
So you're saying that you don't even have an argument?
The artists that make these drawings, the-- anthropomorphic images of ships and planes too-- dovetail with Japan's radical right. A group that actively utilizes your beloved anime and video games as a tool to push militarism. They want a future where Japan makes wars of aggression again.
If you're confused by any of this, you're probably not aware of these images' cultural context. You might just say "it's just pictures brah" but that's what they want you to feel. It's a normalization of war by making it cute.
>Have anyone of your watched the Kino no Tabi anime series?
My waifu's Kino, so yeah.
why do people treat this as a serious complaint
it's just someone saying that they're uncomfortable
it's like saying "I'm offended", but pretending it's an objective thing
it's just a whine
>Now try emptying bedpans while people are shooting at you.
How many western soliders have been killed in the middle east over the past few years?
Now how many people have been shot and stabbed to death on the streets of America in the same time?
>I'm telling you that this particular genre has creepy militant undertones.
It's a video game. You don't like it, you don't be apart of it. CoD games have a creepy militant undertone. Every single fucking JRPG has a creepy hero with everything in their way as being pure evil, undertone.
How the fuck does a guy dressed in a Burka or a woman having C4 to kill herself count as a lie for safety?
It's only gonna complicate more things, next thing you know, trapping and traps in general are banned in multiple countries because one instance all because someone was fucking wearing a burka.
I just want to live America to go full invasion on Arabia in general. Hopefully ISIS will fucking redpill them all about Arabs and then I can enjoy my life without those Arab degenerates looking around being disgusting.
I've probably been on 4chan since you were in gradeschool. And I've personally had the misfortune of speaking with some individuals who produce this kind of art for the malicious purposes I've outlined above.
I'm gonna tell you some stuff, and you're gonna hate me and shit on me for it. But I'm gonna tell you it anyway.
If /v/ could turn this thread into a game I'd be so happy.
>game mode: Sleepover Loli Monster
>Girls vs Monster
>team 1 controls the girls
>they were having a sleepover when they suddenly started hearing scary noises
>they must hunt down the monster and capture/defeat it
>limited visibility with a variety of flashlights
>special weapons like teddybears to increase bravery and give a temporary stat boost
>player x controls the monster
>is actually onii-chan playing a prank
>variety of costumes give different skills: blanket ghost makes you clumsier but the girls wont recognize you as easily
>captured girls play along and join your team
>loli army changes based on the costume you used to capture them
>vampire loli, ghost loli, tentacle loli and more
>I think it's creepy
>that means you can't have little girls in your game
>Gamemode: Metal Gear Loli
>Sololi Snake must defeat Foxloli Unit
>Sololi Snake gets to use Cardboard Box, Tranq Carboard Gun and CQLC (Close Quarters Loli Combat)
>Anyone tranq'd would have a 10 second wait until they get to wake up.
>4 members of team are MGS1's bosses.
>Sololi Snake has 20 minutes to take them down in a cartoony version of Shadow Moses.
>I'm telling you of its origins.
Irrelevant, anon. This isn't a history lesson or a political movement, it's fucking vidya.
Unfortunately a lot of kids don't make it through emergency surgery. Having a child die in theater is a fucking world more intimate than shooting a "target" with a high powered rifle under command.
>Little girls carry around real live assault weapons and explosives
>they get "killed" in horrific ways, making blood gurgling death sounds before they pass away into nothingness
>cute girl voice acting of insane ramblings from the horror that their little fragile minds can't cope with
>detailed gore and dismemberment
But who would deliver unto us such a masterpiece?
>your comments are making me angry
>that means you can't have little girls in your game
Why not? Kids love that stuff anyway
>[pedophile accusations intensify]
>that means you can't have little girls in your game
What about this:
>another game mode: Loli Supermarket Quest
>Girls in supermarket with mom
>"Girls, be sweet and get me these will I look for toilet paper."
>she hands them a shopping list...
>both teams have to secure the items on the shopping list
>items are spread across a seemingly huge supermarket
>avoid cranky clerks
>use special weapons and vehicles (shopping karts)
>don't let mom see you turning the supermarket into a warzone or she'll send onii-chan/nee-chan to end your game
>optionally you can ask onii-chan/nee-chan to join your team!
>winners get lolipops from mom
Feel free to review the posts. I'll wait.
That's your argument? Okay, a drawing is still a drawing and unless they can pin me with actual CP, they can't do anything.
>Make an actual team battle mode called "Cow-a-Doodie"
>The battle ground is a farm
>The losing team members are shown in a cutscene having to poke a cowpie with their fingers
> Cue girly screaming, squealing and crying
>Unfortunately, the burden of proof will be on you in today's legal system.
Good think we don't have a single universal legal system, right?
>Oh, I think your post got deleted
What? None of my posts have been deleted.
>and your IP got logged.
You can look up my external IP right now if you wanted to.
>You're using a proxy, right?
You do realise that 4chan has successfully filtered most proxies, right?
Are you done acting like a retard?
To conclude: I do not advocate the censorship of your Japanese electronic tiddlywinks.
This particular type of tiddlywink, however, treads delicate cultural lines. It is also a kind of propaganda.
I just wanted you to know that. And now you do. So I'll leave now assuming you don't take it as your chance to shit on me some more, in which case I'll stick around and shit up your thread some more.
Have a nice day!
>You've committed the heinous crime of posting a drawing of a little girl laughing. How do you plead?
Guilty, Your Honor.
Time to reclaim your honour through the tradition bound ritual of scrabble
>"Tell my Onii-san... that I lov-"
The most tragic ending in vidya history
You keep replying. Whose the autistic one here?
After all, the topic of this discussion is a pretty suspect one, likely of attracting social deviants who may also happen to be autistic.
Damn, I remember that from a thread years ago.
Thanks for reminding me.
>You keep replying. Whose the autistic one here?
so what are some fun games where i can play as a QT.
Doesnt have to be anime, i havent watched anime in 2 years, i-i dont even have a waifu.
I really liked playing the last tombraider and saintsrow just cause i would get to play with QT's.
Atelier. You play as QT girls who collect flowers and make potions with them, and sometimes fight monsters and use their remains for potions.
>tfw no loli l4d about kids trying to get back to their parents
It'd probably be shit and never be made due to kids and violence
That looks cool as fuck. I really wouldn't see the big deal providing you had the get out clause at the end showing everyone was playing pretend. Kids can be imaginative as fuck.
Well, I'm still Subhuman.
>Sandniggers are exclusively Arabic
Fuck the Arabs, fuck their shitty culture of getting wealthy over black cum, beating women instead of beating off, backwards laws and living in Sand and Rubble.
Fuck, I hope America invades them for oil.
Pic related: Proof I'm a subhuman
You're talking about the country that forces developers to either remove kids from their games or make them invincible, you really think a game centered around beating and killing them would pass?
Yeah, that's what I was thinking off too, make the setting some sort of sub urban 90's neighbourhood you always saw in those 90's films involving kids, give it some stupid story like if they get caught by their "zombies" they turn into one, and they have to get home to win.
It could work but you'd just have to get round the violence and make it so that it's not just "hurr fingers are guns"
Obviously OTT super violence with limbs flying everywhere and idiot-tier storyline, so the player gets a feeling throughout that this shit's possibly not real.
>now I've also just described RE. Fuck you Capcom.