>he's not part of the women-hating club
>lets make fun of his name!
>LOL he's so finished, nobody will want to sit with him at the cafeteria now! xD
It's like I'm back in high school...
>he's not part of the women-hating club
Well, you're right about that. Phil Fish isn't bound by such petty limitations. He simply hates anyone who isn't Phil Fish. In that sense, his life is simpler.
philippe poisson is a fraud
he never coded shit and SURPRISE! hasn't produced another game since his toxic personality alienated him from his coders and basically everyone who isn't a faggot twitter sjw nutjob, and he paid those poor coders with a grant from the canadien gov't. he's basically a kardashian with pubes glued to his face, famous only for being a shitperson
>Can somebody explain what he did instead of screaming IT'S HAPPENING like a retard?
Several high-profile indie producers and developers helped fund Fez.
It seems that we are about to declare an open war against the indie trash.
His company Polytron is funded by the Indie Fund.
Members of Indie Fund are the judges of IGF and Indiecade and the head of Indiecade is also a member of Indie Fund.
They make the games they fund win the IGF and Indiecade, giving them the grand prizes (funded from entrance fees etc.), thus the funds are going right back into their pockets.
Essentially, it's a huge racket and it's being blown wide open.
We were right about Fez being shit and all hype as well as Phish being undefendable.
So, let me get this straight.
The safest, most flawless, air-tight, fool-proof way to make an indie game these days is, in fact, to simply code the whole thing with a group of friends or by yourself and sending it out to friends to test out, then working on it slowly as you do other things with your life as well, correct?
So, basement-dwelling /v/irgins who try to make their own games are, by definition, the actual bastions to safety and legitimacy for indie-games?
That means that IT'S ALWAYS FRIDAY NIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS
WE CAN'T LOSE
VICTORY IS ASSURED
>I would just like to take this opportunity to ask the shills how they feel about this.
This developers have been confirmed to be on the SJW side so far:
>Tim Schafer (Grim Fandango, Psychonauts, Broken Age)
>Tom Hall (Doom, Deus Ex, Rise of the Triad)
>Cliff Bleszinski (Unreal Tournament, Gears of War)
>Clint Hocking (Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory, Far Cry 2)
>Rhianna Pratchett (Mirror's Edge, Bioshock Infinite, Tomb Raider)
>David Rosen (Lugaru, Overgrowth)
>Steve Jaros (Saints Row, Red Faction: Guerrilla)
>Neil Druckmann (The Last of Us, Uncharted, Jak and Daxter)
>Terri Brosius (Dishonored, Guitar Hero, Thief, System Shock)
>Anna Kipnis (Psychonauts, Brütal Legend)
>Adam Saltsman (Canabalt, Cave Story+, Super Meat Boy)
>Jonathan Blow (Braid, The Witness)
>Danny Baranowsky (Super Meat Boy, Crypt of the NecroDancer, The Binding of Isaac)
>Daniel Rosenfeld (Minecraft)
>Anthony Burch (Borderlands 2)
>Raph Koster (Ultima Online, Star Wars: Galaxies, Thomas Was Alone)
>Ron Carmel (World of Goo, Dear Esther)
>Kyle Gabler (World of Goo, Cave Story, Little Inferno)
>Nathan Vella (Superbrothers: Sword & Sworcery EP, TowerFall Ascension)
>Kellee Santiago (Cloud, Guitar Hero, Braid, Flow, Flower, Journey, Dear Esther, Gone Home)
Notice how all the latest additions are fairly well-known indie developers. You might cry nepotism but when this hits the mainstream it would like if 4chan just declared war on indie developers, furthering the Gamer+ agenda.
You already lost.
HOLD UP FAGS
Before beginning his speech Lord Kat said he believed Phil Fish to be "caught in the middle of all this".
It is not necessarily HE who is accused of crimes.I'm not saying there's no way he's guilty, just that I don't think it was Fish they're really gunning for.
I cba to check if the statement contradicts that, just be aware of it before jumping on Fish.
>wanting to sell Polytron and Fez
It all makes sense now.
>tfw independent developer not part of the clique
>tfw you finally witness the clique getting v& and you can go make games without being automatically labelled as pretentious because of them
That was directed by James Swirsky and Lisanne Pajot.
They probably also funded the game.
Let's wish for how many years fish will be in prison, next dubs decide.
post yfw phil fish chokes on black/neo-nazi dick in prison
IRS would be for tax evasion. But denying revenue to people who could earn it rightfully by exploiting your connections, that's fucking fraud. I hope he's gonna enjoy that prison bus ride.
>James Swirsky and Lisanne Pajot
What do they do besides documentaries, are they part of this game judge thing as well.
Speaking of that movie, are the Super Meat Boy devs involved?
I've been doing a little research and it doesn't seems to qualify as racketeering. It definitely is fraud, as the indie dev awards, which are supposed to benefit the developer of the best game that year, instead just put the ticket money (eventually) back in the judges' pockets.
4chan didn't declare war or any shit on indie developers stop that shit, 4chan and /v/ just wants video games to be about video games and not corruption and people using video games for scandals. Worse is how we praise developers in the indie movement that barely make games and just are cults of worships.
Fuck you Carlos!
I hated you ruining the epic field trips through the fucking universe with your lame Uranus jokes and when we shrank down to atomic size and traversed a trekked across a fucking proton while you went on about how it was still bigger than Arnold's dick!
Get fucked and get back to fucking Mexico you asshole spick!
oh look...more 'evidence' from some unknown pastebin that the gamergate fags are going to believe 100%
>tfw /v/ will never, EVER have repeating integers
the Montreal videogame industry is currently lobbying to overturn the government decision to cut down on game dev tax credit.
>mfw if this shits gets to the ears of the local news, it will make us all look like crooks.
"GAMERS ARE THE WORST PEOPLE," screams Phillipe Poisson in a falsetto, spittle glistening in the sunlight, as he sticks his grubby jew hands into the pockets of hopeful, innocent indie devs and swipes their money. "YOU ARE ALL FUCKING SCUM"
my art sucks
so just use your imagination for PLOTS
>Intro takes two thirds of the video
This gon b gud
It's not gonna be a fight...
IT'S GONNA BE A MASSACRE
Those found guilty of racketeering can be fined up to $25,000 and sentenced to 20 years in prison per racketeering count
They're so fucked.
20 FUCKING YEARS IN PRISON.
That was a piece of garbage, just chiming in. There was literally nothing better about the + version of that game. He took a perfect game and did absolutely nothing better.
Adam Saltsman is basically a really terrible videogame George Lucas except he didn't originally make a star wars, he just tacked on unnecesary crap.
Phil Fish used either indian or Chinese programming sweatshops to get the code for Fez made.
You heard it here first.
The reason he hasn't made Fez 2 is because he's on the spot and can't get away with outsourcing it again.
fish is a shit human bean, a criminal, a fraud and also everything wrong with the industry.
That vid seems somewhat okay until it contradicts its main point at the end and wents full sjw
A good chunk of those people either
A) Are irrelevant.
B) Couldn't stick a progressive message with a good clear intent into a video game if they were all locked into a room with each other with a 500$ million dollar budget.
C) Are completely contradictory on their SJW message compared to their past work
2 digits trips
>20 years in prison
,>confirmed for absolute universe truth
let the bones get dry
Felipe Pescado... te llegó la hora
Post yfw Phil Fish's cellmate tells him "suck my dick, choke on it"
>In 2009 Philippe Poisson received investment money for Polytron Corporation in the form of a loan from several influential people.
And not a shred of evidence was provided. Come on /v/, you're making yourself look like idiots.
>He's like 30
>His real name is Philippe
>His real lastname is Poisson
It's like his parents hated him before he was even born
>get ems in a board that won't allow it
>calls it in that same post
I've been browsing 4chan for a few years now and this beyond the shadow of any doibt the most incredible get I've ever seen.
why did you start to hang around with these sjw kids, Tom?
>How certain it is that this shit is illegal?
It's certain that it's illegal. What's uncertain is whether it actually happened, which is probably didn't.
>How certain it is that authorities will investigate this?
>Where is the evidence?
There is none.
202020 20 YEARS IN PRISON FUCKING CONFIRMED!
Yeah, seriously. It's great news if it's true, but if all these cats can give is a pastebin than all I can give is Vivian.
It's extremely illegal if true. The evidence is supposedly in the documents that appeared on the Polytron website after it was hacked. Awaiting CameraLady's video for more clarification.
>mfw phil fish actually might go to federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison
>I'm on the Polygon/Kotaku block list
HELL FUCKING YES, MADE MY DAY
>You already lost.
According to some faggot with a list on the internet?
People everywhere already understand what this shit is about.
Conservatives get it because Ed Morrisey told them these people were scum.
Liberals get it because The Young Turks told them these people were scum.
Social media babbies get it because #Gamergate had all the info right there easily searchable and it was retweeted by legit sources who have no reason to lie.
Games journalism reinforced it because they acted like fucking spergs and hired a PR company to help them coordinate a transparent smear campaign.
>You already lost.
>You already lost.
It doesn't matter how many times you repeat this or post this, it's not true, it's never going to be true, you just wish it was true because you're either a) a dedicated shill or b) a jackass who doesn't like to see video game culture threads that are explicitly allowed in /v/'s rules in the catalog.
In any case, get fucked and die, knuckledragging, mongoloid scum, you aren't needed here, you aren't wanted here, so get out.
>2 20, 20 20
>2 twenties, 20 20
>20 FUCKING YEARS IN PRISON.
And on that day, it was confirmed that Fish would, in fact, spend 20 years in prison.
I fucking love you, /v/
Can we go to jail and visit phil just to flip him off while yelling "SUCK MY DICK CHOKE ON IT FAGGOT".
IM COUNTING ON YOUUUUUUUUU
seven eight two eight
>Hey new guy, what'd you do on the outside and why you here?
>Speak up bitch
I made video games and was convicted of fraud
>LISTEN UP NIGGAS WE GOT US A NEW TOY. BITCH SO SOFT HIS ASS GONNA FEEL LIKE SILK
>not bribing a guard to be put into prison
>not being put in the same prison as Fish
>not making sure he's your bunk buddy
>not making him your little bitch
>not making him give you blowjobs for favors
>not making him gag
>not saying "Suck my dick. Choke on it" every night before he goes to bed
>CURRENT LIST OF HAPPENINGS
> ALLEGATIONS OF FRAUD AND RACKETEERING AGAINST PHIL FISH AND IGF/INDIECADE
> REDDIT ADMINS ARE CORRUPT ASSHOLES WHO DO WHAT THEY WANT WITH NO REPERCUSSIONS
> POLYGON IS CREATING AN INDUSTRY BLACKLIST
> DANIEL VAVRA BEING BASED AS FUCK
Why does he wear this fail beard? It's ridiculous. He at leaks doesn't look retarded without it.
So realistically speaking, how fucked is Fish?
He looks like a younger version of the grandpa from Up.
BASED FUCKING DANIEL VAVRA
Guys this is bad. Phil Fish is constantly angry and probably suffers from some form of depression. If he loses everything and goes to prison for 20 years, he'll probably kill himself. The person to suffer hard from this will be his wife. If they have a kid or she's preggers then the kid will have to live with visiting their father whose in state prison once a week.
i dont care lol
The kid will be better off, honestly. Imagine one day you find out Phil Fish was your real dad
More like Fish and
mfw reddit isn't allowed to talk about ANY of this
>mfw reddit isn't allowed to talk about ANY of this
More like Phil Phish.
(He phished your money and anticipation with promises of Fez. Get it guys? Am I right?)
Don't forget about Anthony "I CANNOT DATE MEN!"
If he join it... He can have all kinds of cocks while hating being fucked.
I hope they put him on suicide watch so he physically cannot harm himself and is forced to endure the entire sentence.
Post your face when Phil Fish and all the indie mafia trash is going to jail
Some of those names make me sad. Where are you getting this from? And what exactly is landing them on this list? If it's something as simple as "Yeah it'd be cool if women had a greater presence in gaming" then it's not a big deal.
>“There’s this whole mentality on TIGSource and places like that, that there’s this indie elite – that there’s like this secret society of friends that are manipulating everything behind the scenes… this secret elite behind the scenes and that we’re all friends and that we’re only helping each other. It’s such bullshit.”
Just goes to show, fish really really don't know they're wet.
H-he'll get, he'll get
Tim Schafer broke my heart again.
Seriously? I thought he was smarter than that.
God damn that is faggy
What is it about these western communities that have a knee jerk response to anything japanese
I fully understand that japanese media isn't flawless, but people legitimately act like there is nothing redeeming at all
I HAVE WITNESSED HISTORY
BRB KILLING SELF
I'm just glad I never bought 'Broken Age'.
I love Tim's games, but at this point I wouldn't be surprised he took loans from these bastards so he could complete it (since we all know how good Double Fine is at handling money).
The relatively reduced level of selective pressure Africans experienced did not lead to them developing large agrarian societies on their own, which are known to favor increased intelligence, impulse control, long term planning, and docility, but instead allowed the most aggressive and best suited to running. Their main method of hunting was persistence hunting- they would run after something until it fell over, exhausted. Incidentally, human beings have extremely efficient sweat glands and thus body cooling. If you ever wondered about how we succeeded in the early days when we don't have the biggest claws or the strongest jaws, well, that's why.
Anyway, the skull volume and neural connection density is far higher in Europeans than Africans, which is why our IQ is higher. Better hardware, better performance. Yes, IQ is the only meaningful measure of intelligence, no it isn't culturally biased (illiterate Chinese peasants out-perform us), and other intelligence tests such as emotional/social only predict performance and income to the extent that they're correlated with IQ.
Also, I believe the African Americans in that video are being comedic.
Here ya go /v/. Just load this into
Super Deepthroatand you can literally make Phil Fish suck a dick. Choke on it, even.
I believe I have had enough /v/ for one day.
>"W-we'll stop catering to you and take your toys away you big meanie gamers!"
>being this mad
Too fucking excited for cameralady's video.
with this startling revelation about phil fish, i still think we have
bigger fish to fry
Quick thought. If the FBI goes after these guys who do you think is going to cop a deal and rat everyone out for a plea bargain? I mean all these guys are fucking rats and will stab each other in the back just to save their own ass.
From his resume:
GAME DESIGNER AND PROGRAMMER
2013 - PRESENT
Game Designer and Programmer creating educational and cultural change games and applications.
2011 - 2012
Programmer creating augmented reality applications and mobile games using Unity3D.
-"Framed" is also backed by Indie Fund.
-"Framed" is made by Josh Boggs, employer and intimate friend of Zoe Quinn.
-After Phil Fish shamed Wolf Wozniak into silence re: Quinn's harassment, Wolf said "go see Framed at PAX"
I WANT TO GET OFF THIS RIDE ITS TOO DEEP
This all could have been prevented if they only apologised
Can you imagine if this is not the climax of the movement? that something even bigger happens?
>implying those aren't the same
It's more about the most creative way to spite him and he would probably consider turning his son into a girl tranny faggot as something to be proud of.
SO LONG AND THANKS FOR ALL THE FISH
>who do you think is going to cop a deal and rat
>pic related if she somehow gets dragged in
oooor any of them honestly.
Is this another Racket? My god, these people. We've literally uncovered corruption and crime at the highest level of this little pack of shitstains.
Guys. We've gotten too powerful. The internet sluths in /v/ are way to good.
We are all equal. There is no reason africans would develop different phenotypical characteristics than europeans.
At least he's being honest about how much of a tool he is.
it's literally going to be whoever they grab first, you think any of the people in the spotlight these last few weeks have enough of a backbone to take the heat? These guys aren't gang bangers, they aren't going to get offed if they start naming names. If they get phil first, then he's going to be the one to take the deal.
Who the fuck cares? No offence to anyone from Australia, but this guy seems like a blight on your land, and thats saying something since you cant leave your house over there without being poisoned by something.