>Still no Super Bowser game
Inside Bowser does not fucking count
I think I want that princesses game more.
And that's coming from a guy.
We already had Super Princess Peach
Evil bitch threatens the entire kingdom and kidnaps Peach
Bowser gets upset and goes after her because he doesn't want anyone dominating him...yeah that's it.
Remember the Story modes in the Smash games? Its basically that except with Bowser and his minions. All the power ups Mario uses applied to him.
Play Super Mario as fucking Dry Bones
>Play as Koopa
>Mushroom Power up gives you a shell
>Get Fire Flower
>Become Hammer Bro.
I've always liked the idea of playing as the bad guys or at least the "not as bad" guys
i love bowser, my dream is for the next Wii U Paper Mario game to have Bowser playable. 50% mario story 50% bowser story.
Leading a team of him and some koopa's would be so awesome for me.
If anything a bowser game should have some kind of party management system where you can have minions follow you around. Maybe a point system per minion (kinda like gatcha force? but on a larger scale) so you could have a small group of goombas and koopa troopas following you, or maybe a koopling or something. as long as this game would have a way to control his minions I'd be happy
>Smash Bros.' Adventure Mode/Mario platformer
>Bowser uses powerups
>even the ones that don't make sense, like the cape
>including THE HAMMER BROS SUIT
Why not a Dungeon Keeper style game with Bowser at the helm?
Make castles and lands for Mushroom Kingdom's heroes to run through.
Can you give Mario the Game Over he deserves, or will it be The End as always?
Mario has multiple lives though. He'll keep coming back until he gives up for the day.
And there's plenty other heroes to invade Bowser's castle. Toads, the Beanbean kingdom, Wart's army.
>Bowser's Inside Story
>Hilarious cartoon guts and shenanigans
>Lawl this is the fart zone
>Teehee this is his brain, it's a computer
>BONES AS PLATFORMS
Amazing game but being a huge fan of Fantastic Voyage plots makes stuff like this suffering.
>mfw Bowser's insides
>pipes embedded in his fucking skin, not counting the ones you use to warp out of him
>living sentient beings running everything
>his brain is an organic computer
It's like Beauty and the Beast if Beauty was a dumb bitch.
But beauty was a dumb bitch?
What the fuck did you just say about my waifu
Does anyone else just generally love Bowsers relationship with his 'latest" son?
>Liking Bowletta over Cackletta
She don't need to change to be beautiful
He just generally seems to care about him as opposed to his other koopaling minions
Where's Miss Bowser anyway?
Are these fuckers related to Bowser?
I haven't played the new gamesyet
The new super mario bros team should add playable bowser in the next game, and announce that feature like there's no tomorrow.
This could help in that people wouldn't scream rehash that much.
>Riddles gets his on game
Duh but he had the Kooplings before he even met Peach
Implying she doesn't deny it in Sunshine because she knew she got knocked up and birthed a child but just didn't remember who it was with because she was drunk on that Yoshi's Island pollen
I just want Bowser and Peach to be binded together by law
is that so much to ask?
Will Jr. really grow up that fast?
>start out as a Baby Ridley
>takes place after Fusion
>Samus pays your containment area a visit
>you have flashbacks
>YOU'RE RIDLEY, REGENERATED
>escape the containment area through vents, like the Morph Ball
>with the Space Pirates' help, power up and absorb energy and life force until you're full blown Ridley
>last battle is you versus Samus
>it's a draw
>leads into the next Metroid game
Who draws this shit?
There's no way Nintendo is ever going to confirm bowser put his giant lizard dick inside peach's surprisingly loose vagina, and shat out an some bastard abomination, while creating the most bizarre ntr scenario on the planet.
What the fuck is wrong with some people?
It's a cute headcanon thingy.
>giving birth to a spiky shelled fire breathing lizard
Damn. If bowser's thorny cock didnt wreck her, that did.
Her vag is probably like fucking ground zero. Cant fuck her cuz your dick might break a weight bearing support beam in there.
>Baby Ridley nods toward a communication device so the Space Pirates can understand him
>of course, they don't know it's Ridley yet
>they command it to speak
>it screeches THE HUNTER, breaks the equipment
>Space Pirates rejoice, game really kicks off
The implications of the Mushroom Kingdom having an Illegitimate heir, that also ties up Bowser's Kingdom interests me for some reason.
>Bowser gets his ass handed to him by Mario
>Says "Fuck this shit, I'll go take over other kingdoms and steal their princesses!"
>Sets out to steal princesses and take over various kingdoms (likely 7 because jrpg world format)
>Defeats those respective Kingdoms' "Marios"
>As he takes over these places, begins slowly realizing there's some suspicious shit going on
>Princesses he's kidnapping are heads of a third party evil-doing group looking to take over the world.
>Their next target is the Mushroom Kingdom
>"B-but... Only I can take over the Mushroom Kingdom!"
>Evil-doer fucks Mario's shit up
>"Only I am allowed to trounce Mario!"
>Kicks their shit and saves Mushroom Kingdom
>Is commemorated as the Unlikely Hero of the Mushroom Kingdom and flies off with plans to return and once again be Mushroom Kingdom's most persistent antagonist.
It's never too late anon
Degenerates pls go this is a video gaems thread
Bowser and Peach never denied it though.
Jr, just jumped the gun, when he said that "Peach isn't really my mama"
A compromise then.
Tower defense game where you can play as either team princess or team koopa. Team princess consists of Peach, Daisy, and Rosalina defending against Bowser, with Team Koopa being Bowser and his forces trying to invade the two kingdoms and some territory of space where Rosalina resides.
Complete both stories to unlock the final mission where both sides team up.
Nobody ever dumps porn, at most some questionable stuff.
Of course nintendo isn't going to come out and fucking confirm it. Doesn't mean its not clearly canon for anybody with a passing knowledge of mario lore.
>Mario: Cuck since 1983.
Mario Empire building game would be cool
The default troops are the assorted troopas, goombas, piranha plants and others have to be persuaded to join - such as shyguys, snifits, wigglers...
build housing and habitats and grow your army - fight against other villains and the like - it would be pretty damn sweet.
In an interview with Game Informer
>In Super Mario Bros. 3, the Koopalings were supposed to be Bowser's children. But there's also Bowser Jr. Are they all his kids, and are they all from different mothers? Is Bowser Jr. a Koopaling?
>Miyamoto: Our current story is that the seven Koopalings are not Bowser's children. Bowser's only child is Bowser Jr., and we do not know who the mother is.
>we do not know who the mother is.
Its Wart. Prove me wrong. You can't.
>that specific wording
>we do not know who the mother is.
It's called reading between the lines.
I can practically see Miyamoto winking at the interviewer.
Nintendo obviously cannot flat out say it. Imagine the media shitstorm! Parents would boycott Nintendo and their stocks would plummet overnight.
I-its fiction why are you so pent up about being realistic omg get over yourself it doesnt have to make sense lol get out autist!
what the fuck
why is Superman flipping out over a cat