Ruin your relationship with your parents.
>talking shit about kids shows
None of the thread matters anymore
Everything is opinions
>That one about the mummy still makes me laugh.
You fucking fucker.
>I had to clap the erasers because I had been a smart aleck
I don't even understand the question
>tfw realizing that chalkboards just don't exist anymore
They were pretty much gone already by the time I was in third grade but it never really hit me until now.
This asshole made me rip it up
Holy shit I did not expect this
Just remember, Anon,
those fuck-ups you made are always happy little mistakes, and you can always go back and fix it. You just have to decide whether or not you like it like that.
English teacher here: being a "smart aleck" is the more appropriate way of saying "smartass." A smartass is someone who acts sarcastic or rude while also being smug.
And "clapping erasers" is how you clean the dust off of chalkboard erasers.
>this dog might just bite you
Arthur, you fucking idiot. You were this close to getting laid