I want to touch her lips
Agreed. Astronomical in size and out of this world in quality.
>tfw Rosalina is underpowered as fuck in Smash 4
>tfw you will never be swallowed up by the void that is Rosalina's ass
I dunno, I think she'd be able to see through that.
I want to sniff Rosalina's sweaty butthole.
Because it's a sad world we live in.
>You will never watch Rosalina collapse to her knees in that skin-tight Tanuki suit, grunting and gasping heavily as she is unable to hold her composure any longer as the effects of her poor diet make themselves known. Panting on the floor, her ass trumpets bassy explosions of rancid gas, signalling the size of the load waiting in her rectum. The puffy, strong ring of muscle yields to the ram of shit being forced out automatically, the burning stretch in flesh adding a decadent spark of pleasure in addition to sheer taboo nature. The escaping mass of waste forces the suit taut, showing off the large expulsion. So large, it's mashing the walls of her cunt together as it passes, pressuring her fat and swollen g-spot. Drooling onto the ground she'd give into her base urges, shoving a hand down to her sopping cunt and masturbating furiously as the tent sticking from her rear reaches almost absurd proportions. As the hot loose shit floods down her bottoms, the brown mess trailing down her thighs; she loses it, orgasming like a lightning strike, body convulsing like the slut she is.
>Drenched in sweat, girlcum and waste she looks over. "What costume do you want me to try next?"
>you will never rest your head on Rosalina's lap and on that little planet in the observatory and just let the space breeze blow though your hair
it has such a great pause feature for just that too
>you will never shove your face into her ass
Which Smash girl has the most sniffable booty?
Definitely Palutena. Too bad there's like no good artwork of her butt.
I almost forgot how 2fat it was. Thanks, anon.
It needs to be worshiped. Booty worship for goddess Palutena!
>Little Mac's face could be right up in Rosalina's ass
And if you want to scale it even more,
>Olimar could just treat her like a giantess
Both thoughts? Pic related.
>you will never worship a goddess' booty
Blame Shaft and their shitty animation.
We'll always have our imaginations and fan art to fap to. At least it's something.
They also did some other Kid Icarus animation for Uprising.
Oh, shut the fuck up. She's one of the only characters in the series that actually has an interesting and well-written backstory. Of course some people are going to like her. If you don't, simply ignore her.
>Palutena will never grind her big butt all over your crotch while you're helpless to do anything about it
>Peach is princess of the Mushroom Kingdom
>Rosalina is goddess of the stars
>Daisy is princess of some shitty sand nation that probably doesn't exist anymore
I hope Nintendo does an ocean princess next in a water themed game. Maybe a mermaid too.
You know it. They probably keep her butt all warm and stuffy.
>She will never tease you with her poledancing moves and flashes of her panties until you're dripping with sweat and desperately thrusting your clothed erection towards her in the hopes of release
I love everything that is going on right now
Which pokegirl has the best butt?
how long until someone posts midna
Daisy irrelevance is because she's another Princess to save, who obviously wouldn't override Peach.
Another such princess would lead to the same fate. Go the way of Ridalina and be a little more unique with her role.
i think you already know.
Which is funny because rosalina basically is SMG's plot
Are you seriously still bothering with this?
Butt sniffing is my biggest fetish but I don't like farting or scat.
It's a hard life.
>wanting your humans to look like humans
im sorry you can be so enthralled by the mere sight of an ass and some titiies that you completely ignore blatent anatomical flaws
I'm sorry that you find logic in mario anatomy
my negro of distinguished taste
>s-stop looking, anon! it's not that big!
>Breaking her spine
This kills my boner.
>no pink hair >>263340265
The girl you posted doesn't exist
Pink hair Rosalina is best Rosalina.
So uh, what if Rosalina was not related to a Mushroom Princess at all, and in fact was related to another Plant-named princess. Perhaps she has kept her EYE on her, so to speak.
>Not having a fiance that grinds on your face
step it up anons
>Rosalina will never bully you
What is the point of living anymore
She's also in Mario Sprts Mix.
>they give white Mage a crown
For what purpose?
Because the good artists avoid doing porn due to the stigma it has in our culture.
He's pretty good.
This truly is the dandy way
>dat skintight clothing
>dat puffy vulva
>not posting the superior version
Porn itself is degenerate, so enjoy that.
And let's be quite fucking honest here, are you seriously gonna tell me you live a non-degenerate lifestyle while you're lurking a thread about lewd pictures of a video game character on an image board for video games?
Holy shit he is still alive?
Where is he at now, can't find his new stuff.
my bad, I meant to quote this >>263365040
it's been terrible since he started with his dick fetish, is like he paste the same dick in every draw, I wish he wasn't a massive faggot and finished a comic
>Her ass is the galaxy.
It all makes sense now.
Wii Fit Trainer has the best Smash butt though, you bozos.
I can't possibly see how anyone could disagree with this, but I'm afraid this isn't a smash thread.
Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa. Whoa.
Well, you've finally pulled me away from my ppppu wallpaper on my phone, anon.
Palutena hangs around a shota, and since goddesses are always watching and all he's got is a sash & tight pants covering the family jewels...
I've fapped four times today. I was about to go to bed.
she likes to make it obvious she fucks pit
No it is full of sem
Lean over, kiss, take off crown, caress hair, kiss cheek twice, kiss neck, nibble on shoulder while brushing her left cheek with the backs of my fingers, kiss chest, kiss lips, undo bra fully, play with nipples while still kissing passionately (play that shit by ear), suck on nipples, kiss and finger, pull off panties AND FUCK.
I have literally never seen people complaining about this before on any 4chan board that wasn't about art criticism. Are we really becoming this inundated with SJW and normies?
Poorly written implies that the actual writing itself was bad. You can't even make an objective case for something like that.
Complexity is something entirely different if that's what you're going for.
Yes, I'd fuck both of them until the cows come home
Except it wasn't. Everything made sense within the context of the universe and explained itself. Characters acted normally, nothing was particularly wrong or bad.
Saying that it was one of the worst written stories you've seen in a video game means you've never played many video games at all. There are so many RPGs out there or completely stupid stories like Sonic 06 that are real examples of poorly written shit.
Why are assfags the worst?
Not even a titbro but but ass is low tier female anatomy.
looks like someone needs some more ass
wow faggot you literally could NOT be any gayer
>he doesn't prefer asses
>must be gay
Assfaggotry confirmed for plebs. It's the most mindless and primal desire.
>I recognize that CP
what the christ /v/
Who do I know that would ever see my phone?
Plus, it's locked and I use Private Mode, which is nice.
14 animated images of Peach and Rose from the flash that alternate every 10 mins. I love Android.
Is it me or do half of all /v/ threads go in this sort of direction nowadays? Where we respond to a post and greentext a certain part of it while posting a reaction image, basically spamming a thread with that shit.
It's been happening more as far as I can tell.
>that picture is a test to locate child predators
>everyone who saved it is going to get a visit from men i suits within the day
>It's been happening more as far as I can tell.
Not it hasn't. /v/ has been /b/ 2.0 for years now.
I know it's been happening years but I mean I've seen this happen several times over in the past week. Like it's even worse than usual.
Pretty aware of that happening too.
>tfw slashing lights and sirens coming down the street
its been nice knowing you all
Are we going to die?
>doesn't realize Loli will still get you in deep shit
I'd say to her, "Look, you don't have to tell me what happened, but you DO have to eat these eggs."
>Travis didnt hit this with the fury of a thousand suns when he was given the chance