>Go to friend's house.
>Want to play a vidya.
>It has the disc for a completely different game in it.
>Pick out correct case for the misplaced disc, to correct this shit.
>It also has the wrong disc in it.
>End up going through his entire fucking collection finding wrong games in every case.
>Ask him what the fuck he's doing this shit for.
>"I just put whatever's in the console into the case for the game I'm about to play."
ITT: Cringey retarded shit like this.
>people laying their discs around and not putting them upside down
>they grip onto the disc and not placing their finger into the hole
>Analog sticks chewed
>He doesn't have a dog or anything
>Go to youth center after school every day.
>They have a vidya room with two televisions, Nintendo 64, couches and shit. All the kids sat in this room playing Mario Kart and Smash Bros.
>They also have a closet with a mattress covering the floor, with lots of pillows, a small television and a Playstation.
>Comfy as fuck, no one ever goes here.
>Sit alone all day playing Crash 2 because I was a lonely child.
>One day the game disc is fucking gone.
>Start looking around for it.
>Look under mattress.
>Literally a dozen of game discs discarded on the hardwood floor.
>Crash 2 is among them.
>It has scratched and shit.
>Try to play it.
>It doesn't work.
>TFW I never got to finish that fucking game.
>Lil bro was like five or whatever.
>Grab his Gameboy.
>It's literally so fucking greasy it slips out of my hand.
>Fucking horrified at this shit.
>It's like it's been fucking dipped in melted butter.
Ugh iktf, kids are fucking disgusting
how does that shit even happen
rule of thumb should be if they stay for more than 5 hours, have something to fucking eat. If you're planning on having a meal then you offer it. Otherwise, take a break and meet up later.
Making my ass starve, fuck you
>Borrow really old PC game from friend who stores anything old in a cardboard box in his closet
>Play for a week
>Suddenly demands a lot of money for it
>Host vidya night.
>Bring friends over.
>Everyone having a good time.
>Someone brings snacks.
>Don't want to be the autistic faggot who makes rules for people that they can't eat the fucking chips.
>Sit in horror and scream internally as my controllers get more and more greasy.
>TFW have to sit around cleaning my controllers when everyone has left.
I have been cursed with ridiculously sweaty hands it's like all the sweat glands on my body just went to my palms.
It's not fair man.
I know that feel, but I never had anything get greasy because of it, only sort of moist, and it never bothered me while playing vidya, only really while drawing, which is a bother since I'm a drawfag.
Well, it's the only incident I can remember. Got me and my friend some bananas from the fruit basket and that gigantic faggot took the one banana that was for my friend and told me "They can bring their own shit if they want to eat here!".
If I really hate someone with all my passion, it's this fucking asshole.
you're not alone anon. You're not alone...
I actually broke my filters and went full autism for this exact thing. It was the sudden realization of the moment.
Once everyone was there and I saw people had brought chips I plain stated; "YOU CAN'T EAT AND PLAY. YOU NEED CLEAN HANDS IF YOU'RE GONNA PLAY. I DON'T WANT MY FUCKING CONTROLLERS OR DISCS ALL SHITTY."
>"haha anon and his ocd"
>"anon you need to get laid"
This one time when I was like 9 my mom let one of my friends over and she bought pizza and soda before she left for work. One year later my friend invited me to an arcade for his birthday. Niggas didn't feed me or give me coins.
>Lend a bro my Gamecube for the weekend.
>Get it back the following week, discover the RCA leads have been pulled apart from each other
>Ask bro what the fuck
>"Yeah, I let by baby brother play with it while I was away."
>it gets in the grooves of the sticks and buttons
>have to unscrew the controller
>discs are covered in shit
the disc drive as well
I panicked and wanted to avoid it.
>Let my younger brother borrow my Wii.
>One week later.
>Ask him what happened.
>"I didn't do anything."
Then just put some paper in the table and tell them to clean their hands a little before grabbing the controller, they will get messy but not as much
>playing pokemon on gameboy
>I want to play
>AUNTIE HE WON'T LET ME PLAY
>Let him play anon
>2 minutes later
>batteries on the floor
>tell aunt what happened
>oh anon he doesn't know any better
>you should take better care of your things anon!
>your cousin wouldn't do that, stop lying
If people know their friends want their entertainment stuff nice and clean why don't they just keep it clean?
I've got a friend who is like this and every time I'm there I treat his stuff like it's worth a million because I know he'd appreciate it.
Why the hell would I disrespect his rules in his own home.
Lending your bros things is the ultimate way to find out about their respect for you.
>back in highschool
>got Dawn of War collectors edition (all games)
>all my friends want it, they want to install the whole bundle then just get keys so we can all play together
>pass it around like four friends
>test it out
>two discs simply don't even read anymore and one installed like a virus or something
At least I had the digital copies.
My games felt so dirty though, I had passed them around like some cheap whores and they got sick.
>go to friends house
>every game, cd and dvd is in one of these
>they throw out all the boxes
>all of them are mixed together, not organized in the slightest
>have to spend a few minutes looking through every disc every time we want to change game
>Be like 12 or 13
>Year or two after Pokemon Emerald came out
>Leave my Gameboy out with the game in
>Come back later and turn it on
>New save file with like 2 minutes played and some shitty name
>Turn it off and back on, figured it must have been some kind of glitch
>All my bros lost because my mom let my cousin play it
I was damn near close to crying too. I had beat the Elite 4 like 70 times too. Though my Emerald got stolen at my schools YMCA though like a year later.
>Trying to find an actual Emerald cart on ebay
God it's almost fucking impossible
>mfw i was the youngest with 3 older sisters
>taking original Spyro to grandparents house
>give case to sister as i get out of car
>she accidentally drops it
>disc somehow pops out as its falling
>snaps in two when it hits the ground
I can never forgive her.
Keep a towel close to you at any time.
Wipe your hands as soon as they feel uncmfortable.
I also bring some Fresh&Clean with me when I play vidya at other people's houses, so I can easily clean up their controllers after use.
I tried using gloves, but they don't quite cut it.
>I had beat the Elite 4 like 70 times too
What's so bad about losing your progress then? I mean, you played trough the game multiple times, how could that be fun anymore?
Ulillilia is that you
She never said sorry, she just told me to stop being a baby. She broke a few of my games because we shared a room and I wanted the tv to play vidya.
She tied me to a chair and gagged me with panties too
Your sister sounds alpha as fuck. I would date her and fuck her while you sat up at night jerking off to the sounds of your sister getting railed in the room next to yours anon
I had one of these for my pirated PC games.
Not that I think of it, it has been going from hand to hand around the whole town for the past 8 years or something.
I kinda want to try and get it back, even just to see if everything is still in one piece.
>Go to friend's house
>see she has a wii
>she tells me she enjoys video games
>take a pick at the pile of wii games
>It's nothing but shovelware and cheap rip off of Guitar hero and monkey ball and a bunch of games based on french tv shows
>Not even a single first party Nintendo game
>Mom had friends who lived in the country.
>Like two or three summers in a row they let my family borrow their house while they were on vacation.
>Their son had inherited a pile of NES games from his older cousins, or something.
>Sat around playing these games most days, usually NES games have no save function or just passwords, so it wasn't like I was stepping on anyone's shoes when playing them.
>TFW he had both Zelda games, Star Tropics and Shadowgate which I played a lot.
>TFW I probably saved over his saves.
Harry, if you read this shit, I am so fucking sorry if I did.
>playing some LotR: RotK on my ps2 w/ bro
>he hands me his controller for a second
>it's covered in some greasy fucking ichor
>he puts fucking deodourant on his hands
>let little sister touch my shit in a few occasions
>snapped the 4th disk of FF8 while I was halfway through it
>loses my Crash Team Racing
>sits in my MGS case and cracks it
>deletes saves from memory cards
I had to beg my father to get her her own gameboy, because for no reason on earth I'd let her approach mine.
Shitty little monster.
I used to steal food when I would go over to a certain friend of mine, I remember scarfing down 4 pieces of pizza when nobody was looking so I wouldn't be hungry for the rest of the night.
slightly long but pretty gud
>don't have an nintendo 64
>have to play it only when at my friend's house who lives down the road
>get addicted to the thing
>finding myself going to see him only to play his N64
>I'm home sick one day
>he's at school
>i sneak down the road in my pajamas like a snake to his house
>go into his room through his window
>officially breaking and entering
>start playing N64 in friend's house when nobody is home
>all of a sudden his big ass german shepherd starts bashing the door with his head
>hear a voice
> IT'S HIS FUCKING DAD
>jump out window
>literally hiding in the gardenbed, in the soil
>dad starts walking around the room
>i'm about to shit myself
>dog starts sniffing around window but leaves
>dad eventually leaves after looking around room for ten minutes
>closes the window
>tfw no more N64
tldr; broke into someone's house to play N64, nearly get Eiensatzgruppen'd by his dad
>The little rubber nubs on the analog sticks are completely missing, or lying near the controller and are just not even on
>You get the only controller that regularly has connection issues
>That one friend is the only one who consistently has some form of food in his mouth and nobody else knows where he's even getting it from
>Power outage in the middle of vidya gaem session with friends
Why are stepfathers such fucking assholes?
>His laptop gets rained upon
>Tell him I have a spare desktop, he just needs to pick it up
>Stepfather tells him "No because I am a dick and you need to learn how to do things and yadda yadda yadda"
>Next day his real dad comes home
>"Those are the only other controllers I have"
>"Just pick whichever"
>"It doesn't even make a difference"
True story, those were the actual controllers
oh god anon, tell me you're also a grill and had a slappy ass fight like in that gif with your friend.
My older brother always demanded that me and my friends washed our hands before playing, so I never had to sperg out about it because I could just blame it on him. I'm really glad that he did, because it's so fucking annoying when some asshole gets grease all over you controller.
>at friends house week before school
>play some vidya all night
>they're not even playing, just on my other friend's laptop on /b/
>play all night
>they're tired as fuck while I'm still fucking powering through my energy reserve
>finally breakfast time
>friend jokes about how we shouldn't get breakfast while he should
>we all get breakfast
>first time I ate bacon because from a Muslim family.
Thanks Nathan, great friend of mine, you enlightened me on why I shouldn't be religious.
Bacon is fucking tasty.
It's a wanting-to-be-the-alpha-male thing because they have nothing else in life.
Lets face it the only people that are single in their 40s that are going to date your mom are going to be fuck ups with a drink or drug problem.
Not that I ever had to worry about this issue lel.
>he doesnt even offer you a drink or something and you have to call him out that you are thirsty
Holy fuck, this.
Especially if you stay a whole day at him. He was eating front of me, and every time I gone home my stomach was crumbling I was so damn hungry.
If you have someone for a whole day at least give him something to eat and drink goddamnit.
>''Anon, can I borrow CTR?''
>Okay, but let me borrow Sheep, Dog 'n Wolf
>Go to return his game and ask for mine
>''What game, this is mine, you didn't lend me any''
>Tell his mum
>''He din do nuffin''
>Tell MY mum
>Her face when
>Stomps over to his house and chimps out, despite being white
>Gets my game back and I keep his as well
Don't ask me. But I would imagine it's only worth it if you want to be an asian girl in panties beating the shit out of another asian girl in panties. I just watch porn instead and play good vidya.
>TFW highschool bro asked me to borrow my Twilight Princess to him.
>We were good friends, but I was still really fucking distrustful.
>Lended it to him and said he only had one week, then I wanted it back.
>Ask him every day on his progress.
>After a week he's not yet done with it.
>Say it's okay as long as he keeps playing it.
A week later I got it back without hassle. Total bro.
>''Anon, are you hungry?''
>''MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUM ANON'S HUNGRRRRRRRRRY!''
I never minded that really, I had one rich friend who's fat as fuck we're not really friends but he invited me over once he has a fridge fucking stacked with soda and chocolate and stuff
I didn't take anything even though he offered
I was at an age where I didn't even think anything sexual of it, I totally forgot it had happened until my dad brought it up in front of me and my sister at a birthday party
>You and friend run to the store to grab snacks for a night of vidyagaem
>You grab a light snack, and a semi-healthy drink
>Friend grabs at least three 2liters, and a massive bag of chips, and a ton of chocolate
>Proceeds to spend the whole night chugging soda and devouring unhealthy food while you're just sitting there
>Friend also chews really fucking loud, smacks his lips, licks his fingers, etc.
>tfw you are the first and probably only one out of your group of friends to get laid and have a consistent gf (lel not anymore, the cunt)
That's why you don't use ebay for Pokemon. Where I live, most stores out here, regardless of price, can recognize a knock off copies and as such won't take them in or try to sell them. Bigger issue is finding a copy in good condition and for a reasonable price; since it's been sitting at $32-40 where I live.
The worst part is when the little shit knows that their mom will make that sort of excuse and sees it as perfectly fine to keep doing.
Fucking this, jesus christ almighty.
>Friends come over to your place
>Don't even bother to pick up after themselves
>Half-eaten food on plates left out the next morning
>Chip bags, empty soda bottles, vidya and movie cases strewn about
>You go to their place
>Are extremely respectful
>Clean your own shit up, even clean up after friends
>They clean up after themselves like Satan will rape them if they don't
>Not punching your friends if they try to touch your controllers with greasy hands
>No you faggot you're not going to dirty up my controllers go wash your hands
I only had one controller anyways so they brought their own most of the time
>Friend is over
>Your mom asks "You boys hungry?"
>"No, but thanks mom"
>"Yeah I'll have something!"
>She makes enough for both of you anyway
>Friend eats it all
>decide to build a new rig and leave the disc drive out because who needs it anyway nowadays
>mainboard ethernet drivers on disk
>can't connect to the net without them
>have to borrow my neighbors laptop to download them
What the fuck, MSI
These things were the shit back then, I used to make them all the godamn time then eat them all because I suck at video games and die first.
>"Hey man, gimme one!"
>Push plate out towards group
>They pause the game just to gobble them up
>Start bitching about me eating half of them
>I had made like 40 and only ate 10
>There were 4 of us
>have friends round
>one is more into vidya than the other 2
>absolutely crush 2 other friends because one is an otaku and the other probably browses /pol/
>Vidya game friend is fun as fuck to play as and we always say
good gamewhen the matches finish
GOOD TIMES, GOOOOD TIMES
She's nice and all, she stopped tying me to chairs and gagging me the older we got because it would probably start to get weird between us. She would watch out for me around high school and get me invites to parties and stuff. My parents always thought of her as the tough one.
The only other weird thing I remember about us is when we were young is one time we were playing on the couch while watching Jurassic Park and I jumped onto her and my hands landed on her chest I squeezed and she started laughing Please anon I don't think I'm ready for this I think I'm finally discovering why I have crippling social anxiety
Finding a friend was a lot easier back then. Too bad I only realized as an adult how shit my friends where.
Every time I feel lonely, I just only remember the days, that I made friends only because of loneliness and accepted anyone's bullcrap.
I'm glad that's over.
go on... what was it like to hold your sister's breast in your hands anon?
I think it's just because of the awkwardness of the situation in which your slight hunger is greatly exaggerated by the friend's loudness, i.e. putting you in the spotlight for no reason
Hey man friends are the worst, I long for the love and social acceptance I want people to enjoy being in my company and doing things together and feeling less lonely and like an actual person instead even when someone finds interest in me I get insanely paranoid thinking there's another motive, they're faking and making fun of me behind my back and it's just hell.
This so much. Every time I wish now I never had those shit friends, so I wouldn't be this bitter person. Now I can't even stand against if someone touches me. It literally irritates me.
I would really need a massage, my shoulders hurt as fuck, and many people recommended me, but its just impossible for me, to accept one.
Oh god, fuck that so much
Still not as bad as
when you're the one who has to run off and grab thing while she waits in line, and as you're walking back to her one of the cashiers asks if they can help you and you're just like y-you too...
Sounds like you were already playing his game.
>go to 7/11 on a break with friends at Uni
>all grab a coffee and a snack (pie or muffin, etc)
>that one chubby friend gets a full pack of chips, chocolate bar, energy drink and iced coffee
how is he alive he only ever eats crap and he works at Krispy Kreme
>Signed into youtube
>"HEY MAN YOU GOTTA CHECK OUT THIS VIDEO!"
>Wretches keyboard from you and types in some unfunny video
>"WASN'T THAT FUNNY?!"
>Presses like button
I feel like I should scrub my youtube account when that happens.
Have a really awesome friend who feels like a brother.
His step dad literally always making fun of him or trying to act big and tough. Lives in his glory days of skating and bangs his mom. Guy is pretty verbally abusive and had walked out numerous times but his mom enjoys being treated like shit and constantly taking him back. He isn't even my dad and I want to kick his fucking ass because my friend is pretty passive.
You have to get over it. Simple as that. I have the same problem, but I suppress it a fair amount.
I noticed it happens a lot more when you have long periods of non-vocal contact with people. Especially with a lack of face-to-face experience.
Would you agree?
Literally the worst picture
>The girl in your friend group ends up becoming your gf and suddenly it's really awkward when you have gaem nights because not sure if want to focus on friends or focus on gf
>so anon, you still go to that 4ching?
>yeah, and you?
>well I'm only 9gagging
>I was that friend
>But I also knew what my friend(s) liked and the videos would always be a riot and we'd giggle like retards
>That one friend who always showed us the most awkward, boring shit
It can also be competition. My friend's sister has two kids with a guy whos completely mentally checked out in raising them. Her fiance is raising those kids really well, probably because he doesn't have to compete with a man who's kids don't give a shit about anyway.
>he buys the game at almost full price
>he starts up medium difficulty
>he bought the magazine with the cheats
>he uses the cheats and the location of all the secrets power to blaze through normal
>eventually plays hard with cheats or NG+ powers
>sells the game after 3 days for half price
>buys the next overmarketed piece of shit and do the same
>You started browsing 4chan when you were an underage edgy faggot
>Browsed fucking Encyclopedia Dramatica just so you'd be "in the loop" on inside jokes
>Ended up just assimilating into the collective naturally over time
>70% of my video game purchases over past 5 or so years have been /v/ influenced
>Now an adult
>That one friend, who you love more than anything, and would die for, now browses Reddit and 9gag regularly
>Both are consistently open and up on his computer when you're chilling with him, continually browses
Shit, I didn't even bother to think about 4chan when he was around, what is it about those two shitholes that makes people want to show it off like that?
Or am I the bad one for being ashamed of the asshole of the internet?
>Le me in school
>Never do homework
>Never do schoolwork
>Pass every fucking test
>"Oh my god anon you're so fucking smart!"
>"Can you do my homework for me?"
>"Psst... anon... what's the answer for number 5?"
I didn't ask for this.
I've lent a mate my copy of Melee, the only GC game I own.
I-I don't even want to think about how it's being treated...
>every time a new friend comes over, three of my possessions gets broken or dropped
>Gets out a cheap iron man figure I got for £5
>I hand it like a sperg to every new friend
>"Drop this three times."
>Nothing else gets broken or dropped
>lend good friend God of War on PS2
>he have it some times, I ask him if he finished it, because I wanna play it
>he return the game to me
>the case got bite marks
>"yeah, sorry, my pet rat kinda fucked it up, but disc is okay"
he also lost my Final Fantasy X and found it like after 2 years
he's bro tho, so I let it slip
>Play Paper Mario at my mate's house occasionally, doing a Danger Mario run with the lowest possible max HP
>Week or two later, we're hanging out, go to play a little Paper Mario
>Load up game. For some reason I'm further in the story than last time and I have like 30 max HP instead of 5 or 10
>"Oh yeah, my little brother came over this week. He probably played it."
It doesn't make me upset that I lost all that progress, just that his little brother doesn't know the greatness that is Danger Mario.
My brother used to do that with my cds when we shared a car. He would also just throw them in the glove box if he did not find a cd case after 2 seconds of searching. To this day I'm still mad at that little asshole. Same thing with a friend of mine who wanted to borrow a game but when I got it back the cd was scratched as fuck. I borrowed him another game because I'm a retard and when I visited him to pick it up again I saw the cd lying on the floor with some books stacked on it. I never gave that stupid fucker anything else. I don't understand why some people treat other peoples property with such disrespect.
>He pre-ordered the game for full price
>Spent weeks talking about it, before it even released
>Refuses to play on any difficulty but the highest
>Complains that the game is too hard
he enjoy the game the way he wants, exploit it and then sells it, to have some of the money back and then buy another new game... i dont see any problem at all, not everyone want to spend days grinding or searching for something in a game, if he have fun that way, who are you to question his actions? you are just being an autistic moron.
>not being able to go for days without eating and not complaining about it
it's like you're not even poor
Oh I more meant the anxiety of "what if they don't like me anymore" just grows and grows the longer you're away from them. I find that I feel perfectly fine as soon as I see them again at Uni, or at a get-together.
>tfw have a definite connection with girl in friend group
>but in the same course as her for another 1.5 years (really small uni)
>also don't want to fuck up the great friend group I've made
We're all catching up this weekend, I think I'll ask her out next week. Something innocent like the movies for starters I guess.
I'd still take an awkward night of trying to balance gf and vidya bros than ever deal with "that one ex" ever again
>Loves to play vidya, but never wants to be around your friends
>Is really good at said vidya, so you both get along great, nobody has to bitch at anybody
>Still doesn't want to be around your friends even though you're damn sure it'd be a blast
>spend day at friends house
>his mother makes you have dinner even though you told her not to bother
>tfw forcing yourself to have 2 dinners cause your mother also made you dinner
>friends would come over to play vidya daily because my family was well off
>had all systems of the time
>was able to give them drinks and snacks every day
Good times. Glad I got to experience that life style before becoming a poor fag.
Well I don't contact him now, but I remember how many times my friends asked me to give hentai recommendations, also give them a few of my "collection".
If he seen my HDD now he would never talk to me anyway. lets say /d/ influenced me a lot, I have so many fetishes now I can't even count them
Fucking hell man, I'm not even a shy person, but I hated those situations.
>Saturday morning weekend-shopping
>All registers are open
>"Oh, I forgot something, hold on"
FUCK, MOM. WHY.
I lost a copy of Capcom Vs SNK EO 2 for GameCube to my friend's messy damn game drawer. It and Phantasy Star Online are the only games I would consider going back to on the cube.
Later when he broke his Wii for being shit he gave me all his games since my mum had a Wii.
Every now and then I open up his Need For Speed Carbon case wanting some racing and I find the disc for Dragon Ball Z Bud Ten 3.
Another mate semi-fucked my Chromehounds disc.
Spend some time analysing your friends, try to find that one guy in the group who always talks for too long. Even if it's you there's probably another.
Notice everyone elses body language and reception when he's dribbling shit and nobody cares. Then if you notice people doing it to you, think to yourself whether you're dragging on. Is the end of the story worth the wait? If no, then wrap it up.
Eventually you'll start to do this subconsciously and you won't even start the long boring stories.
Stick with it anon, believe in the me that believes in you.
Fuck, I hated balancing between gf and friends.
Luckily I've gone
6years without one, so jokes on them.
>me in highschool:
>get off work
>stop by friend's house
>his sister is home but he isn't
>"where's your bro?"
>"he's at your house"
>parents tell me friend came over for dinner and hung out with them for a while, just left a little while ago
wtf? this shit happened like, all the damn time. My friend didn't have a bad home life, for whatever reason he just liked hanging with my parents a lot.
>at family reunion in bum fuck Ohio
>i don't know 90% of these people, they are all like 2nd or 3rd cousins or some bull shit like that
>brought my GBA and Metroid Zero Mission, hope to just find a quiet room to finish 100% on my save file
>some "relative" sees the GBA, "Hey anon let me play!"
>this kid is literally a hillbilly, dirty face, overalls, no shoes etc
>i tell him no
>5 minutes later some woman busts in the room and demands i let him (her son) play my GBA
>"HE IS YOUR 56TH COUSIN TWICE REMOVED ANON, LET HIM PLAY YOUR GAME!"
>fine w/e. I tell him DO NOT PLAY FILE ONE ITS MINE. play files 2 or 3.
>uh huh anon sure thing
>this faggot snatches the GBA and runs off
>i go get something to eat and talk to the few people i do know
>half an hour later i see the cousin i lent the game to, no GBA in hand
>"Where is my Gameboy?!"
>"Uh sorry anon i broke it" then he tells me where he broke it and they tossed in on the ground
>turns out it wasn't broken, the batteries had just fallen out somehow
>i put the batteries in and turn it on
>File 1: Not Started
File 2: 1% complete
File 3: 1% complete
>cousin finds me, "Oh hey you fixed it! That's a dumb game you got though, i couldn't understand it at all!"
Epilogue: that cousin is now dead i think, dead or in a coma from some stupid thing with electric generators or some shit
The thing is I don't even talk that much and only in short bursts to boring others, when I do it's jokes or something, sometimes I can get friends to tears, once got 4 of us kicked out of science class because of how hard they were laughing but other times I just talk about one thing or the other or don't say anything because I'm afraid I might not be interesting enough, or that I'll bore them and they won't want to be friends anymore
>get that one friend
>he just send me pictures he found on 9gag and shit
>don't even laugh at them becasue it's either copy-paste form other joke or stuff i already saw on /k/ or /v/
>the only jokes i laugh at now are /pol/ tier and taugh at the local shooting range
It's like you two don't even research what you put in your body.
I don't drink an entire 12 pack a day, its like one can per week. I'd much rather drink a diet soda than have my entire mouth feel like I drank a sugar shake, fucking cancerous corn syrup industry putting this shit in everything.
>I was that friend
>I always knew where the correct disks were anyway
>buy a new game
>everyone wants to borrow it day 1
Didn't it occur to you that I want to play it first, shitheads?
>brother lends my Xbox 360 controller to a friend without asking me for a few weeks
>Tell him to get it back for me
>it's fuckign filthy, every crevice is filled with that thick brown shit like nail dirt and brown smears on the surface and buttons
>I have to go back to my brothers friend myself to tell them that they gave me the wrong controller
>they give me the other one that they have and it's just as bad
nah, you're right. i guess i didn't understand. not like dude's parent's were bad or anything but they did split up about 2 years after we got outta highschool, so I guess that explains things
Find drinks with real sugar instead of fake chemicals.
When you die of cancer or whatever other shit know in your heart that you did it to yourself out of ignorance.
You think this shit is just readily available in the states? You gotta go to the mexican stores and buy their stuff but they've caught on and make the shit more expensive than the corn syrup stuff, as if it didn't cost them a nickel to buy it.
Don't like Pepsi.
>Get new singleplayer game
>Friends don't want to play it, but just watch me play it
>That feel when fumbling through Fatal Frame 2 while all your friends were huddled around you
>Scream like a bitch cunt at the fallen woman, pause the game, and bury your face in your gf's breasts because it was the nearest thing you could scream into
>Friends still poke fun at you for that occasionally
>letting my friend borrow my 360 with some games whilst on holiday
>returns it properly
Idk. I'm never too keen on letting people borrow my shit, but he was cool. He probably didn't really play a lot, because he was used to PC gaming.
Everyone behind you is waiting plus the cashier. You're just standing there a victim of your mothers lack of curtisy for knowing the grocery store system should progress constantly.
>Scream like a bitch cunt at the fallen woman, pause the game, and bury your face in your gf's breasts because it was the nearest thing you could scream into
you have to be trolling, you can't be this stupid. "ONE DAY IN THE FAR FUTURE YOU MIGHT GET CANCER AND YOU'LL BLAME ASPARTAME."
Aspartame has been one of the most thoroughly tested substances by both the FDA, EFSA, and the National Cancer Institute. It has not shown any negative effects and to make the claim it does is only sourced through backwater homeopathic websites with offbrand meds and survivalist conspiracy shitters.
Not him, but when I was doing the "Google Earth" game where you guess where on the planet you are, half the time just planting a flag randomly in Brazil will earn you high points.
Using that logic, half of the places on Earth are Brazil.
>hey dude you should check out this link
oh boy the memories.
I fucking wish. I stopped at a small store on a fishing trip last weekend in buttfuck Illinois. Rows of small time soda companies with real sugar and 4 other ingredients in their soda. I filled two bags.
Fuck this shitty area.
>Actually gave accurate links to 2girls1cup if I remember
Oh man, my friends and I all tried to sit through it
I had eaten an entire bowl of top ramen like an hour before, and what came out was this half-digested mush of noodles
I felt bad for the carpet that day
>Visit the U.S.
>All the softdrink tastes like shit, even coke (which should be pretty fucking universal).
>Realise it's because everything has corn syrup in it.
>Consider myself lucky to be cane-sugar master race
How can you guys even put up with it? It just tastes so bad!
What's the reasoning behind using syrup instead?
Am I the only one on this board who just set people up with a new save file specifically so shit like this wouldn't happen?
>be friends with neighbor kid across the street. I would go over every day and we would play vidya all day every day. I think of him as a gold friend
>one day I take over my cd case full PS1/PS2 games (like 30 total), we play all day
>I forget the case over at his house but hey no big deal he's a friend I'll just go get it tomorrow
>the next day I go over but don't find the case. "Dude where are my games I left he yesterday?"
>"those were your games anon? I sold them"
>YOU STUPID SHIT WHAT? WHOSE GAMES WOULD THEY HAVE BEEN? HOW THE FUCK DID YOU SELL THEM.IN ONE NIGHT? AND TO WHO???
>calm down anon its just a few games
>turns out he sold them to some African kid I barely knew who lived a few blocks away
>go to African kids house that afternoon to get them back, his dad answers the door. This guy is a no nonsense straight shooter. I tell him what happened.
>he says he will get them back. He closes the door and I hear him yell at the kid. A minute later the get the case back
>"anon please check to make sure its all there"
>most games are there, 2-3 are gone. I tell him about the missing ones
>"dont worry anon I'll get the others to you tomorrow" ok thanks
>the next day I get a knock at the door. Its the dad, he gives me brand new copies of the missing games. I thank him but he says no thanks needed
>next time I see African kid he has a black eye
>cut off contact with friend that sold games int the first place
Epilogue: the friend is married to a whale and his sister was knocked up by a street nigger
Yes, that'd be fine, if I had anything resembling local in my area. I had to drive an hour and a half out of Chicago to find a store that had soda from Rhode Island.
>Little brother's friend comes over to hang out (they're like 14)
>Little brother is a shitty autist, so he goes and plays a one player game
>His friend gets bored so I let him play something on my PC
>Go off and do something for a few hours
>Come back and they're still doing the same thing
>See that the friend has like 10 different things downloading
>AND he's using Internet Explorer to do it
>What's that you're downloading?
>"Some little kid was acting like an asshole, so I'm downloading some hacks."
>party with friends
>playing multiplayer games, everyone's having fun
>that one younger sibling who runs through the cables, pulling the entire console off the unit/desk
If there's ever a right time to hit a child, it's that.
>being the youngest brother with three older sisters
Sounds like the setup for some /ss/ doujin.
It's killing me, does anyone have the Alfred Chicken story about the kid visiting his friends and their dog runs around and shits all over the house while the mother and friend chase after it all while this is playing in the background?
dude I ate ice cream watching Bondage Games hentai.
Oh god I hate that so much
>bring the most food
>we also get some extra stuff, we decide to split the cost later but I get some extra stuff which I pay for personally
>eat from the shit I brought and bought, only a little from what we bought together
>one faggot bitches that I should pay more because I ate more
Fuck you Bodean
i got a sinking feeling reading this post
That's one fuckin' bro dad , you know minus the kid beating of course.
I have a story sort of like this
>playing game boy color on stairs in apartment complex with friends
>stairs all have gaps
>was carrying my gbc case with all my games
>anyways playing pokemon fast forward to the end of the day
>case goes tumbling through
>pick it up but no games can be found
>thought I lost them all
>parents are pissed
>make me spend hours searching
>nothing to be found
>few days later
>kids dad knocked on my front door
>says his kid has something to tell me
>he says he stole my games and made it look like they fell and got lost
>parents thank his dad
>kid returns home in shame
He was pretty new in the apartment complex.mfor a year or so after he was known as a thief and nobody warned to be friends with him.
I ended becoming his best friend later on.
Thread'll die in a bit, that email is only used for trading items so nothing of value was really lost and none of my personal information is on that email.
Meaning: Pretty fucking bulletproof right now.
>brother lends me Bayonetta
>it's in a Thrillville box
>find badly scratched copy of Bully inside the manual
Reminds me of that one time I was at a LAN party
>be at LAN party
>everyone brings something
>some drinks, snacks, whatever.
>everyone shares with everyone
>this one fat fucker brings entire bags of snacks
>doesn't share, eats of our snacks too
>after staying up the entire night he feels sick
Suck it, Thijs. Shouldn't have eaten so fucking much.
>Friend is a huge Nintendo fan
>Wants me to lend him Wind Waker
>I say yes because I secretly was crushing on him
>Give it to him
>Next day mentions that he has no controller or memory disk
>Give him those too
>3 months later I change school and still haven't gotten it back
>To this day I still haven't gotten it back
>Still forgive him because my crush has only developed
I came back from my US vacation this monring and a thousand times this.
Mother fucker, your flamboyant post style just screams you're the type just like the OP describes.
There's order and then there's you. Pride is not austism, but you wouldn't understand its worth. You were probably some smelly kid.
>Go to friends house
>He plays single player games
>Sit for hours watching him play game
wait, so basically americans get a dumbed down sodas?
oh boy, now I have a good weapon.
In what ways is she strange?
I know some things, like how we swear with diseases a lot and that cancer has become a verb in our language (some jolly Irish cunts at my workplace couldn't believe that shit, couldn't stop laughing at how absurd that was)
Be more specific
We don't grow very much cane sugar domestically, and the government also subsidizes the fuck out of corn farmers. Literally Thanks Obama (and every president before him, and the Department of Agriculture, etc.)
When it comes to my dad's stuff, he wants nobody touching it or doesn't want me or my cousins in his room. He doesn't want anybody messing with his stuff. If we do break one of these rules, he gets overly upset with me, I get punished and yells that I don't follow rules.
But when it comes to my shit, I have to lend it out to everyone, let my cousins fool around with my game system or my toys. If they break, it's always the "kid didn't know any better". My shit isn't of any concern, its just toy stuff. If it isn't his stuff, its not important.
Why are parents some of the most shittiest people on this planet?
>dinner time at friend's house
>everyone is given an ethiopian child's size ration of the most bland food ever
>they're all satisfied, full, and talking about how good it was
Every fucking time
>friend who cheeto dusts his controller
>friend who bought some wireless madcatz piece of shit controller that you always had to use
>Go over to crush's house to play some co-op
>Some phantasy star game for gamecube
>Sitting on bed playing together
>Mentions my character (Some human mage girl) is cute
>o-oh god is happening
>Move hand to leg
>Make out for awhile until his mom came home
>Go home and masturbate furiously
>see him at school the next day and he pretends it didn't happen
fast forward a few months
>he comes over after school for some friday night vidya
>He notices a skirt I accidentally left out
>"Woah I didn't know you had a girlfriend"
>He realizes its mine
>Gets awkward as fuck
>9 years old
>There's this shitty asian kid in my class who picks on me
>He's the one bully who doesn't hurt my feelings because he seems to have actual development problems and zero friends
>One day he overhears me talking about Genesis games
>"I-I'd like to play some of your games, anon"
>Oh wow awesome! Maybe this dumb little faggot will open up now!
>Lend him like 10 fucking Genesis games
>"Hey sorry, my house got broken into and all the games are gone now"
If I ever find you, Pharly, I will punch you in your abnormally big fucking head and shit on it.
I guess the benefit in my case is that it wasn't always the same person playing. I know watched the shit out of my friend playing Resident Evil, even though I didn't like playing it much myself.
And if they didn't like the single player games they wouldn't have kept coming over. They were brutally honest like that, and one of my friends lived at my house almost more than he did his own.
>Be autist when younger
>Friend invites me over to play
>literally just got to the dinosaur world on banjo tooie after being stuck for ages
>Bring banjo tooie with me and play it at his house
>Im such an autist Im not even interested in talking to him, just wanna play this dinosaur level holy shit this is fun
>Friend walks out of the room
>"This was really boring you coming over" - sadly
>Instantly switch off the game, go down stairs to him, and then we go out on a bike ride round the forest and then battled pokemon over link cable
>friend comes over, wants to 'play video games'
>ask him what he wants to do
>wants to watch you play game
>repeatedly ask if he wants a turn/wants to play something with multiplayer
>swears that he's enjoying just watching you play and talking to you
>forever wonder if he's lying
>your cousin wouldn't do that, stop lying
I never told a lie in my life up until that point and more recently, have been lying daily. Even little lies about the little things which really don't matter.
Thanks. My life is ruined all because you went to the hospital instead of the toilet. Fucking bitch.
Some people are like that
I had a buddy when I was like 14, I went round his house and he wanted to show me dead rising
I played it for ages having tons of fun, asking him what to do and he kept giving me hints
He just sat on his computer while we chatted and he browsed 4chan I think, he strikes me as the sorta person that browsed it back then
Also a friend of mine now literally just likes watching me play The Last Of Us
I started playing it round her flat and I've gotten really wrapped up in the story, and she likes watching people play story games
>lend five Game Cube games and all four controllers to a friend
>he breaks all the controllers and three of the games
>through "regular use"
>buys me this sleek, white Japanese controller
Could be worse.
Anon there isn't a mood to ruin
I'm fully aware of that
I'm just trying my hardest to force myself into being a normal person with sociable qualities
I think its working, I actually managed to date a girl for a bit last christmas.
I pretty much missed out on dating and socializing for most of my teens but no use crying over spilt milk I suppose
>Be 12 - 13
>Playing game with best bud.
>Loser has to sit on the winners cock.
I do this all the time with my friends. I don't like playing multiplayer games on consoles because its filthy. I'd rather watch single player games for titles that aren't on the PC.
Also I'm not very good.
Did he at least riff on the game with you, help work with you to solve puzzles or discuss/figure out the plot, act as a spotter to warn you when your health is low so you can focus in full on the fight, or to find things you might miss?
Cause those kinds of things can be fun even if you aren't playing.
Lent a bro an Xbox 360 game of mine...I always take pristine care of my shit. I get it back with TONS of scratchs on it. I ended up just selling it to him and bought another copy.
>tfw shaving my butthole so poop doesn't stick and become dingleberries
feels good man
>Made a friend for once in 7th grade
>Show him my PS1 games, he likes MGS
>Lend it to him. My parents and his parents both know about this and see the act of borrowing take place.
>Next week, ask about getting it back
>"What game, I've never heard about it before"
>The one I just lent you last week. MGS
>"Is that a shooter? I've never heard of it. Is it good?"
>THE ONE I JUST GAVE YOU TO BORROW
>"I never borrowed a game from you"
>Tell my parents, they call his parents, they say they will talk to him
>Week later, no reply, we drive over to their house to talk this over
>"I don't know what you are talking about" "Never heard of that game before" "I never borrowed anything from you"
>My dad threatens to press charges, his dad screaming at him to stop lying
>"I SOLD THE GAME TO GET POT I'M SORRY!"
>wtf is pot?
>be at LAN party in bro's basement
>nerd friend put together cracked versions of a bunch of games that we spread via torrent so everyone could play
>other friend has a laptop that keeps overheating unless you prop it up
>nerd friend can't handle his beer
It always ends with constant trips to the beer keg, the bathroom and then back to the computers to drunkenly play CSS and yel lat each other for looking at the screen.
My flatmate sits in a big arm chair in the corner of the sitting room in a place now dubbed "TACTICAL CORNER"
He basically offers advice, tips, hints, checks maps or item lists online and laughs when i die etc. He seems to enjoy it.
Why do you think lets plays and game streams are popular? (and with those you have even less interaction, so you don't even get the type of fun you'd have by watching a movie, tv show, video game with a friend)
Pot is a container in which flowers and other plants are cultivated and displayed. Historically, and still to a significant extent today, they are made from terracotta. Pots are now often also made from plastic, wood, stone, or sometimes biodegradable material. An example of biodegradable pots are the so-called "Jiffy" pots. There are often holes in the bottom, to allow excess water to flow out, sometimes to a saucer that is placed under the pot. The plant can use this water with its roots, as needed. Recently, some pots have been made with an automatic watering system, using a reservoir.
> save up all my money for year and a half to buy a ds
> super poor
>graduate elementary uncle bro gives me the last 50 I need for it and Mario kart for when I do get it
>loved that shit cherished it eternally
> fast forward 3 years later. Little shit of cousin comes over for a week
>his mom "hey anon can you let him borrow a game for his ds "
>give him mario kart. Tell him to put it back in its case when hes done
> he goes back to bean land without saying anything.
> fucker stole my game.
> visit his house next year, ask for my game back
>" I don't have it"
>next year he comes back! goes to my bro. "Hey look what I found in the streets"
>bro recognizes it's mine (A sharpied on back)and forces home to give it back
>like literally never seen my bro stare someone down like that
Get my game back after two years
Now anytime he comes over I put on the flashiest game possible and never let him play. It's sweeter now that his parents disapprove of video games
Mine doesn't ever want to change the placement of the main room tv because he wants to be able to see it from his bedroom whether either of us are playing. He also encouraged me to get X-Com for the PS3 instead of PC (it's a turn based game, so it isn't like the difference is that important to me) so that he could watch me play if he wanted.
>be seven years old
>go to eight year old bro's house for our weekly pokemon gold and silver sessions (we weren't allowed to play much and we were terrible anyway)
>he catches a jynx in the ice path and shows it to me excitedly
>suddenly infatuated by this vaguely feminine pokemon
>start begging him to trade me for it
>decide to have a battle for the jynx after much arguing
>i have no pokemon he wants so i have to do whatever he says if i lose
>agree, knowing i'll crush him
>my quilava takes down his army of hoot hoots and whatnot without breaking a sweat
>he only has a totodile but gets three critical hits and somehow wins
>my punishment is having to pretend to be jynx
suck him off
>throw a yellow t-shirt on my head, wear his long red captain america shirt and get to work
>have to make "JYYYYYNNNXXX"-like noises between sucking
>his mom walks in
>just stares at us for about ten seconds before we notice why the door is open
>literally lifts me up and then drags me out of the house without a word
>crying and too traumatized to move after she leaves me on the sidewalk
>hear earth-shaking shouts from inside the house after a few minutes
I still name every Jynx I catch "Jason" to this day.
I touched a girl's leg on the school bus in Junior year of high school once.
I wasn't allowed to ride that bus anymore, and had to finish my last year and a half at a different highschool.
>do this with my friends games
>he tells me to cut it out
>bring over my own games and do it with them
I got one.
>About age 13
>Have female friends I play vidya with
>One day we're playing smash n64 together and she lies down on my bed
>Too much of a beta to do anything
>She pulls me down and starts kissing on me
>Pull away, spaghetti flies everywhere
>Tell her I'm sorry, but I only like her as a friend and shit
>mfw I just friendzone'd a girl
>Never talked much again.
I was a freshman in highschool when I had a girl ask me softly if I had a girlfriend. We were in the same history class and always talked. I said no, and that was the end of it. Eight years later I realize she was asking me out.
To be completely honest i would start screaming at the aunt for being a fucking terrible person. I aint gonna stand for that shit. I'm usually a beta too but
NO ONEfucks with my vidya.
>downloading shit on other peoples computer
that alone aint right
how many viruses you get
>12 year old grill
>Developed early so I already had like C cups while most girls barely had mosquito bites
>Male friend invites me over to play video games
>Playing Donkey Kong Country so I'm focused as fuck
>He reaches around me and starts fondling my tits
>Dude no, not cool. I'm trying to beat this level.
>"If you want to play my video games, you gotta let me play with your boobies"
And to this day, I'm still a casual.
I did have a friend who was a girl when I was around 10 years old. She was the only child of the family and I only had brothers. So naturally we became friends since it was a small area and it was only us in the neighborhood.
But like all whores. You reach that age, where you want her to be more than a friend and your girlfriend and it seems almost natural for the both of you to go out. Find a good time to make a move and a week later almost instantly she goes and fucks a chad, goes out with him, grovels over him like she has known him for years and leaves you alone to your games.
At least I had a girlfriend in high school though. So fuck the bitch.
Its literally like some fucking curse. He comes in, i basically catch him up on how the XCOM project is going and my main people etc. As im filling him in on the soldiers he is like "Oh cool, so hes basically a medic but with more smoke grenades" "yeah" "Oh thats cool, hes going to die though"
Hes right like 90 percent of the time. Swear im subconciously fulfilling his prophecies.
No I know, I'm just saying the opportunity was there. I just had no idea that's what was happening at the time.
I would have totally went for it had she been open, those titties were fine.
My step dads been with my drug addict mom since shortly after I was born, and he's a bro tier cool guy who plays videogames with me and my siblings, and totally chill about stuff usually
It sucks more people cant have a cool stepdad
Mine customizes some of my soldiers, so he gets a little more invested in them.
Shame I haven't been able to play it in forever because the PS3 is dying and it won't be till later this month that he has the money to fix/replace it. I may even have to start from the beginning again if we can't salvage the saves. At least I'll know what I'm doing better at the start this time.
The thing is most stepdads have no experience with being dads. Unless there's a merging of familys or he's the oldest sibling and took care of his brothers/sisters stepdad is garenteed dick
He actually was a stereotypical money grubbing jew and the guys living with him always called him out on it. So yes, he really did want shekels for something he was involved with by proxy.
that brown shits sweat anon
built up sweat and hand oil and skin cells