Let's be creative!
I think it's big because she rarely goes on missions anymore, and that she simply put on a lot of weight back there.
I'd bet the chozo geneticist who gene modded her was a raging pervert.
only on smash though, every other depiction I've seen of her in metroid games showed her as more athletic than curvy
The butt is a muscle too. Most female athletes have a firm butt because of this.
Can someone extract ZSS's model from the Smash demo for SFM and XPS? You know, for reasons.
not really. The gluteus maximus muscle is actually pretty flat and unappealing on its own. The good looking roundness comes from fat. Being fit will make it firm but don't think you're looking at muscle.
I like taking a complete handful of bare naked butt. Big or small, doesn't really matter. One of the most pleasant sensations. Better than petting a cat.
No recent games to run around in so her ass got fat.
It's not uncommon for most athletes to have some body fat on them. Anyway, gymnasts.
>every other literation has showed her as more athletic
>thick thighs don't save lives
Heretics, all of you.
>I only like skinny butts because my 3 inch penis can fit in
It's so pathetic that I'm chuckling
Yes, I'm genuinely shocked at the physical characteristics of this fictional character's ass. My friends and I have always agreed that Samus has had a small, tight butt and are flabbergasted that this has changed recently. I lay awake at night wondering how this could of possibly happened.
What body fat she does have, is stored there. Sure there's some smoothing out her stomach area, but a lot of it is going to her glutes. So her working out, combined with this, makes it extra large considering her frame.
>Implying that butt is big
What? It's medium at most.
Vomited in my mouth
It's absolutely revolting how humans are still so susceptible to such primitive, beastial instincts. We're capable of rational, complex thought and have been for thousands of years, we shouldn't be so quick to give in to such animalistic urges.
>got a gamecube around when it came out
>some metroid game came with it
>never played it
>never played any metroid
what have I missed out on?
No it makes them 1 million photos of fake tits, but those are still real photos
You are trying to say these are shooped when they are actual photos of a phat ass
Just google this bitch
>DNA of all the creatures the X absorbed
>Contaminated by Phazon
She's a goddamn genetic abomination
How she manages to possess dat sweet, sweet booty is a mystery
I don't think that anon is saying the pictures themselves are fake
just that the ass IN the pictures are fake
but not fake as in photoshopped
fake as in artificial
Also who cares about fake ass it's still a nice ass
>This is how Samus looked in Metroid Prime (1)
How is it possible to only train her ass that much without the rest of her body?
If her ass is big because of work outs, didn't she do any push ups and leg exercises at all?
It doesn't really make sense.
Why would she have an incredibly low body fat % anyways? There are quite a lot of female athletes with big round bubble butts out there and those people work out for dozens of hours each week. Meanwhile, Samus does everything in a suit that enhances her strength, speed and everything else.
Look too much like an actual woman for you, champ?
No, she looks like a cheap porn star junkie
While her other depictions show her as a stunning beaty as she is meant to be.
>Look too much like an actual woman for you, champ?
No, she looks more like a man, and realism has no place in Metroid, so fuck off back to Reddit.
Oh look, the shitposter is trying to false flag now.
Get out already.
Her ass is so fucking spankable.
I'd do it until my hand went numb.
You idiot. You know what other muscle groups are actually pretty flat and unappealing on their own?
Every Single Muscle In Your Human Body
Butts get larger, rounder and firmer the more you train them through lifting heavy weights.
>You will never take one of Samus' asscheeks in each hand and massage them until her juices run down her thighs
And keep in mind, these are girls. Teenaged girls. Not the fully-grown, adult and mature, athlete-for-a-living girls who can gain muscle and fill out a stronger butt than these 14-year-olds.
Samus is probably a sexless loser that buys lots of video games
Would you feel up a formally-dressed Samus?
You wouldn't violate someone stronger than you, would you?
>Samus will never sit on your face and lightly rest her boots atop your bulge
Just remember her past accomplishes and think about how that would work out.
Because glutes are one of the most important muscles in the body for athletic movements
I used to be a curlbro for the longest time but once I started doing squats and deadlifts my ass got fuckin joocy
You know, if her ass was bigger than before, her suit probably wouldn't be able to take it.
Do you prefer Samus' life or hometown?
That outfit might be a bit too small for her as well.
I prefer the Zero Suit, but you can't really go wrong with tiny black panties.
It looks like she's out of options, she'll have to go do her missions in the buff.
Depending on if she's in the mood for it, that could be sooner for you than you'd think.
You can practically hear the muffled screaming
Seems like everyone wants to give that ass of hers a firm punishment today.
I feel like I'm the only one who likes this. of course she looks tired and has helmet hair, she just spent the past week or whatever killing aliens without taking a shower.
Less sexy, but more realistic. Always found weird that Samus got puked on by every monster, and still doesn't look like a CBS worker who just ran for 30 minutes and is drenched in sweat.
Is that so?
You wouldn't just want to use your own hands to get the job done?
I respect it more than I like it. My preference is for weebshit animu face, but the realistic look fit what they were going for with Prime.
As long as it doesn't have that fucking mole.
It'd take an awful lot of abuse to that rump to get her to that point...and then there's the matter of the suit-ripping method itself.
I think I'd opt to use my teeth.
I don't think she'd let you do that to her suit.
How else would I be able to make sure she's been spanked properly?
I'm sure she has spares.
>do you know what day of the week it is? what month it is?
>when was the last time you had a spoken conversation with another human being?
I'm glad I'm not NEEt anymore. Losing track of time got very creepy and disorienting.
What's with all the spanking, she has a chest too.
It's important to utilize both, I agree.
>You will never bend Samus over your knee, groping her breasts with one hand and slapping her ass with the other, her twitching and moaning causing your erection to strain against your pants and poke against her stomach
>All this spanking on Samus' raound booty
Guys, my fucking dick cant take all this, I dont think....I-it's at it's limit....
It's wonderful, isn't it?
To imagine the sensation of bringing your hand down on those beautiful, suit-covered cheeks, a sharp smacking sound resonating throughout the room with each strike...
And the way her ass would jiggle so hypnotically, almost begging you to take a handful of it and squeeze between spanks...
She'd probably moan a little bit when you run your hands over the shapely contours of her ass, her breath ragged as she clenches up at your touch, awaiting your next assault. If you wait long enough, she'd probably thrust her ass up and out a little bit, as though giving you an invitation to continue...
Okay, let me see if this works.
I had three crashes while making this.
no ones ass looks appealing at sub 8% bodyfat, faggot
you'd have to have PHENOMENAL genetics to have such a gluteus maximus muscle that actually look round and plump on its own
also, majority of those muscles you listed are not in fact flat
all the other butts I have are from nsfw pictures.
I can't loop, the models crash. And I don't have any video editing software to repeat the video several times.
Plus I don't have any decent noise, and sound-free.org doesn't have "Samus Aran gasping while her butt is being slapped" sound.
And even if I had, 4chan still blocks the sound on webm.
Long story short, sorry but no. Feel free to download it and experiment if you want, but I can't.
why am I laughing so hard? Thank you, anon. You made my day.
Woah, looks like you got a little something on your face there, Samus. Here, let me get that for you.
but a fit woman like her should know that eating desserts can lead to an increase in body weight.
>this whole thread
would you let samus fuck your boy pussy?
I'd let her do everything she wants with me.