What will you do for my last demo code /v/?
Willing to give all 3 of my US codes away for $5 in nintendo shop cash
I have one NA demo code. I really want to get rid of it because I am tired and want to get off 4chan.
I'll take any Wii U game pretty much, or PSN credit.
Just don't offer the games from Club Nintendo because i don't want those.
Post email if you're interested.
What would you consider funny?
Would you take PayPal? You can add to your PSN credit with that. Otherwise I'd have to find a place that sells PSN codes.
Yes the email is my camwhoring email. No I don't want to camwhore for a demo.
The other night I had a dream where I felt like a schizo. I had a dream my nuts were conspiring against me. The way they communicated with each other was through telepathy, and whenever they were thinking the veins in my nuts would light up electric blue. I got mad at them and cut them off and put them in seperate jars and then put them on a shelf on my wall. Then I realized that I had no nuts, and a few hours some really small, non-ESP nuts grew back. I'm pretty big into dream interpretation but honestly what the fuck does this even mean?
How about cute instead of funny?
Willing to trade with Jews, with a catch:
Have a $10 Eshop caard here. But got scammed earlier, so I would like the demo code first
>w-why should I believe you!
You shouldn't but I am legit and I keep my word. If I don't get one tonight or tomorrow I will just wait it out til Friday, and you can keep your code or whatever and keep trying to get people to give in to your jew tactics until the point where even the most desperate people will just wait a few days
If you're legit, you shouldn't have an issue sending it first. If you're a faggot scammer, you obviously won't since you're full of shit.
Offer stands. If you don't like the terms fine. I'm willing to part with 10 dollars for a code you got FREE, if you're willing to accept the terms.
Pic is from earlier today. Can provide proof yet again (a current pic) and even the receipt from the store where I purchased the Eshop card.
I'm not bullshitting. I want a damn code to play with my buddies.
I'm going to tell you the story of the Kerfuffle Code.
In a strangely homoerotic website, a big bustling board thrived.
It was a board where all people lived angry and sheltered lives.
Despite this, the board was very prosperous.
But one day...tragedy befell this vitriolic place.
A great cataclysm struck the board and its people.
Code beggars filled the threads, as the catalog roared and shook.
It was as if 4chan had entirely come to a violent end.
And in but a single night...
The board sank into the depths of shilling.
A single moon rose and set...
Mods and janitors pruned the pages...
and when beggars contained themselves into a single thread...
people gathered to rebuild the board.
But word soon spread among the people who moved in...
that deep within the many threads of the board...
access to a magnificent demo awaited them.
This is the tale of the fabled treasure of /v/.
Yes, this is where it begins, in the salty board of Video Games.
The tale of the quest for the legendary treasure...
The Kerfuffle Code...starts here.
Be the first to reply to this post quoting all seven crystal stars that are hidden on /v/, with your email, and you will receive a code for the demo. Good hunting!
Did I win?
>If you're legit, you shouldn't have an issue sending it first
Same goes for you too buddy
>b-but i got scammed
And I'm trying not to get scammed like you did
is what I would say if I didn't sell it on ebay so I didn't have to worry about this shit
what do you want?
Yeah yeah. I totally get it. But I lost out on 2 of my cards today and yesterday, I'm not falling for it again.
I understand there is trust from both sides, I'm not a complete retard (lol PAYING for a free demo) but still. I'm not going to care come Tuesday, if people don't wanna do it, fine with me.
That's why I'm not giving the code first. It's the only way I can be sure.
I did pick up one earlier today, I dn if you emailed me or not.
In anycase if you're gonna ask for my code first forget it.
Oh an NA codes only btw.
Every time I see one of these threads it makes me even sadder that Nintendo are a bunch of cunts. "You've spent 600 dollars in Nintendo things in the past year, but you don't have it set to receive annoying spammy emails. Sorry, no early demo for you". Fucking clodhoppers.
OP you fuck you better fucking laugh im not doing this shit for no one
I don't need or want it but here's a giant fucking chaika
He doesn't have to bad a tactic here. Figure as the days go on people will stop paying money for the codes, most anyway, They will just wait the few days. People are only doing this because they are impatient and want to play it early. The closer it gets to Friday, the close the codes get to being entirely useless.
I would say Tuesday most people willing to pay will just say fuck it, Wednesday the others will realize Friday is 48 hours away
As for Ebay well..lel. I saw people dropping $50 for a code. The price of the full game..for a demo code.
This isnt lewd or drewd but heres a midna cosplay thats amazing
Here, send code to email, please.
What's your email?
LAUGH, DAMN YOU! I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS!
The funniest thing here is people think OP will deliver. He's obviously getting a laugh out of the desperation.
OP likes jeroom
just sending out classics in hopes of codes
I'll give you all I've got!
I'm really feelin' it!
A weapon to surpass metal gear
this is my best for now
want 2 try this
Nothing because I already got a code off someone who wasn't a tremendous faggot like you, OP. People power-tripping over their possession of a video game demo that comes out publicly in a few days now, shit is pathetic.
GIVE ME THE FUCKING CODE OP JESUS CHRIST
I just have a curiosity question.
For the people in the thread wanting a code
Why can't you just wait? Do all your friends have one? Are you just super jealous people are playing Smash and you aren't?
Are you a bored NEET?
I'm not bashing. I'm genuinely curious as to why you guys can't just wait. The same demo is codeless come Friday. And the game is out 2 weeks after that
I'm Ridley feelin' it!
Give me the fucking code!
laf at this dumbass kid pls
I love smash and i really just wanna play villager, I went to a tourney yesterday and a guy there had it and IT WAS SO FUN
So i really just wanna play more
Offering $5 eShop code for a NA smashbros code!
Oh, did ur mom tell u about our sex talk, fagboi?
EXACTLY i typed the shit as fast as possible and its already done, like i got lucky and had the A05V or w/e it was typed in already and i still missed it
Also still trying to find all vidya funnies for the givers
If this won't win, I don't know what will.
shit i legit laughed at this, havent seen it before nice
I have two codes to spare.
Gift cards or a whole lot of steam trading cards would be rad.
>1 EU code
>1 NA code
Looking to trade My 2 NA codes for someone to draw me some lewd pictures. One per picture so 2 people can do it. Leave your email if interested
I've got an extra code because my cousin is retarded and can't actually download it, so he's just gonna wait until Friday.
I'll give you guys a minute so you can open your eshops and shit.
Alright, guys, here's the code.
A05V A1KY 2VYR D0HH
Let me know if you got it.
Willing to trade a €15 EUR eShop card for a US code.
gah some lucky bastard got it before me, oh well back to pictures hoping to get a code
Hey, faggot that posted this
I FUCKING GOT IT HOLY SHIT THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!
Congrats! Hope you have fun dick
email me your steam ID if you have an NA smash code you want to trade me for these items.
I have more, plus steam trading cards and shit. You can have whatever.
No I meant a copied the code like that from the thread it was posted. I put in a random letter and then tried every possible combination for it. it took a long ass time but it payed off.
I have 1 NA code left to give to anyone who can draw lewd things. Leave your email if interested
Kind of surprised how many of these codes are on ebay for $1-$3 from sellters with nothing but positive feedback.
Why have I wasted the last 12 hours of my life trying to trade for one?
*licks crusty lips* As I look and stare into that hole with the tongue I can only imagine how it must feel inserting my hard member into that hold and feeling the best orgasm I have ever felt as I shoot my hot seed inside and cum in ecstasy
No, I'm too lazy to register an ebay account and wait for them to verify my bank. But there are people on there with thousands of points in positive feedback selling codes, they wouldn't sacrifice years worth of feedback for $3-$5, the feedback is worth wayyyy more.
>mfw people beg for codes and then sell those codes
Yeah same, way too lazy.
And that' true, they wouldn't
I've also seen some for some going for ridiculous amount though. Like 20- 30.
I kinda lost my drive after last night I think I can just stick it out. My friend got one anyway we can pass the 3DS around and suck it up.
Don't know about you, but I'm going to use the code I beg for, assuming I get one.
Speaking of, I have 21 steam cards, and achron available to trade for a code.
I have an AUS code to give away but I dont know what I want for it. Just any game on steam under $5 is fine. Or any dota 2 item.
easiest money ever
make them deliver their PC to you
grab win7 from TPB, system restores $100. If you get he right version it won't even know its pirated.
>Kind of surprised how many of these codes are on ebay for $1-$3 from sellters with nothing but positive feedback.
Really? All I've seen are the scalpers selling them for $10-15 a pop, as well as auctions that go up to that price anyway.
>Really? All I've seen are the scalpers selling them for $10-15 a pop, as well as auctions that go up to that price anyway.
Organize by ending soon? I saw 3 with 30 minutes or less that were between $3-$5
my 3ds needs this shit
Shit I have a drive with Win7 on it and DazLoader.
Virus removal and system restore, make it like new again. 100, 20 for data removal.
What if some nigga has XP though. How do you handle the delivery and shit? Have them take it to your home and tell them to return in a few hours or what?
>What if some nigga has XP though. How do you handle the delivery and shit? Have them take it to your home and tell them to return in a few hours or what?
I usually offer them a free win7 upgrade if they are a new customer. It gives them incentive to come back to you. Sometimes it causes issues with wifi drivers and what not, but they totally think they're getting a deal and will come back over and over again.
>You get repeat customers? what for? I'd figure that as a one and done sort of deal.
Dude, I have one guy who breaks his computer once a fucking month. He clicks on EVERY SINGLE AD ever, and has spyware.
I have repeatedly put ad-block on his computer and even taught him how to use adwcleaner, still, he finds a way to break that shit. As a matter of fact, I have to go fix his shit tomorrow at 4pm.
I do it from my home, relatively small town.
What if I also advert knowing how to remove passwords?
Do you think i'll get any calls or will I get my shit stomped by the cops?
Had a buddy that would bring me laptops to remove the passwords on. I found out the fag was reselling them afterward.
He'd bring me a mega box of Snickers every time so I didnt care
if i were OP, you would have won, anon.
you may not win the code but you won my heart.
Well, for the guy that breaks his shit all the time, I have really came down on the price because I feel sorry for the guy. All I usually have to do is run adw cleaner and remove some shit from add/remove, I charge him $10-15, because his house really isnt out of the way. He usually gives me $25 anyway. + any hardware
For anyone not a regular, $100 for anything to do with system restore. $40 for anything to do with virus removal.
If I have to do ANYTHING manually I charge more. The best part about system restores is laptops made in the last 5 years all have partitioned restores on the HDD anyway, so it's as easy as hitting a button during startup and you have the full restore+drivers instantly.
1 hour, $100. The best thing to do is check your local repair shop and just cut their prices.
You don't want some fancy pants ad, you want your message to be very basic and clean.
"I am X, I fix any and all computer related issues. Anything from virus removal to HardDrive replacement. I beat all local prices"
Use terms they can recognize, make it easy for them. People who need their computers fixed are morons, you want it to be as simple as possible.
DRAW ME A PICTURE OF KOUTA MEOSHI BLUSHING FURIOUSLY WHILST MASTURBATING HIS DICK
IF YOU DON'T DRAW LEWD DRAW ME A PICTURE OF LIGHT YAGAMI BEING SNUGGLY
IF I LIKE IT ENOUGH I WILL GIVE YOU TWO CODES SO YOU CAN BE A DESPERATE PIECE OF SHIT WITH A FRIEND
THANK YOU BASED DRAWFRIENDS
THE FIRST THREE POSTS ENDING IN "0" GET A SMASH CODE
US ONLY PLEASE
have some swapnote tears while we roll
Selling 2 codes for 10 dollars each. Obviously before sending me the money I'll be happy to screen cap you some proof. But I do indeed have them.
I just want 10 bucks, that's it, no gimmick. Nothing else.
Plat wasn't free for me, all i'm looking is to give someone a good time and get something in return for my trouble.
Friend and inquire within if interested:
Do you think anyone would fucking waste 10 dollars on this?
That's more reasonable
>implying i dont have platinum and already gave all 3 to close friends
facebook dahtcahm /bearbytez.us
Just found out for sure he has more than one to give away, won't say how many.
I have a one month ps plus card thanks to Destiny
Email me for code trade