>accidentally hit invite
>log out for 10 years
>So antisocial I could never even bring myself to play an MMO
>Mfw seeing MMO threads and realizing how much I missed out
I know you can't see it, since I am only replying to you over the internet, but I am actually laughing right now. Not just laughing, but laughing out loud. Hope I don't wake the folks.
>text covering more then 75% of the panel
At that point why even make it into a comic, just write a blog post.
The only ones I can understand you not knowing are HellMOO and Tibia, since one's an indie MUD and the other's for BRs, but not knowing fucking Runescape and Ultima Online is a crime.
Alright /v/. How do we convert this to Loss?
>Mfw seeing MMO threads and realizing how much I missed out
Every MMO is either a soulless WoW clone or dies in like 2 months because most people would rather play WoW and its various soulless clones.
Every time I find a fun MMO it lasts 3 months at the absolute longest
I don't even see what the big deal is. If a guy is doing the same quest I am and invites me, I'll accept, finish the quest, and only ever say "thanks for the help" and leave.
so you're all sad you missed out on MMOs?
What the fuck? Shouldn't you be sad you missed out on socializing in real life? Cause that's basically what an MMO is but with some weird videogame shit attached.
>accept a quest that suggests 3-4 players
>see player doing quests in the same area as me
>approaching multi-player quest target/boss, etc
>invite him to join my party so we can do the quest
At this point one of three things will happen.
>A. player pretends to be AFK
>B. player logs out
>C. player attempts to take on the quest objective alone and dies pathetically
I get it, she moved out because her mom wouldn't let her go without underwear.
Its ok. The comic is accurate, if you play those other games for all the loot and shit then know you're not getting that from Destiny. Instead it excels at gunplay and actually fighting stuff. Which is what Blunderlands and Diablo do badly.
The multiplayer is fun too but more Call of Duty than I'd like as someone who loved Halo's multiplayer
Military installation, that gu ywas security. Mining settlement mines oil, shit gets real DOOM style, turns out govt. did some kind of time nuke on a flourishing jungle planet to quickly convert all life into oil and the spirits of all the life on the planet didn't like that.
Ends with sex.
the depressed guy went to space for the space army and landed on a bad space planet
the bad space planet made everyone go crazy and the space army wouldn't save them
a good space army man saved them and then died and now depressed man is back on earth and wants sum fuk
No because other people in WoW are a hindrance to you. Shit design for an MMO. MMOs of the future need to be more like GW2 and its coop style rather than "fuck I wish this guy was on the other faction so I could stop him from taking m quest mobs" WoW has.
There need to be more MMOs with unlimited PVP.
You should be able to attack anyone, any time. Maybe with consequences sometimes, but it should never just go "NUH UH, YOU'RE IN A SAFE ZONE, NO FIGHTING"
Yea, no, fuck that, otherwise you end up with pic related where high level players OHK you.
Or even worse, fucking Tibia.
Face of mankind used to had that. But the devs fucked up the game to "try and get the younger american FPS crowd". Because those fucks apparently drop money for every little piece of shit. Too bad for them it never gathered that crowd so its going to die pretty soon.
Hey, they have something like that. It's called DOTA.
Maybe you can wait until Valve or Blizzard make an open world PVP game, right after they finish making endless dollars from not doing that. It shouldn't take Blizzard long to get to that point, at any rate.
lol, you know so little.
You can't make a good open world PVP game with levels or teams. If you can't attack everybody, all your PVP will be forced and there will be no room for a more natural combat engagement.
You can make those, but if you can't attack them at will, if the game has a sign to say, these you can attack, these you can't, then it means the game is telling you that you should attack those you can. A game that allows you to attack everybody at any time is telling you to behave responsible and that it trusts you will do so. Not everybody will do so, but the vast majority will.
I was mainly referring to MMOs as in MMORPGs, yes, things like planetside do work, but still, they lack depth. You will never care about who is in front of you, if he isn't your color, you shoot, if he is, you don't shoot. Thats the depth you go. Perhaps with those of your own team, you can get a bit more depth when defending a base with just a few of you left, long after the territory has been cut off (so fucking awesomely intense). But its just not a deep social experience. Which is really what MMOs could be great at. An experience that is part social and thus enables an ever changing game since the players do change. But so few MMOs do that. Most MMOs these days are simply made because people assume MMO players will stay with their game so they can milk it longer.
Unlimited PVP is a fucking terrible idea perpetuated by retards.
Every full PVP MMORPG devolves into a wankfest wherein the oldest and strongest players stone the shit out of new arrivals over and over again, until they leave.
People really have no idea what LOL threads are all about anymore do they?
If the game defines the teams, there is a huge control on the PvP, the PvP is forced when you belong to different teams and forbidden when you are from the same team. If it is the players who choose to cooperate or fight, the PvP is not forced and not forbidden in any way.
It is the complete opposite.
Back when I played WoW it was through partying up with some dude to do some quests that I got into a guild and made some buddies.
Now I have this thing in other games when people invite me to their guilds and I refuse to do it because I haven't partied with them before.
A gun is a tool for killing, but some people see it as a tool of self-defense and/or daily living.
A LOL thread is for calling shitty comics shitty, but sometimes people enjoy shitty comics that are intentionally shitty.
Why, what are LOL threads actually for? Because if it's porn, you better get posting.
What gets me is that this fucker is a massive libtard and SJW, and the whole premise behind this comic is that the protagonist walked into a brothel and paid a woman for sex.
Who's responsible for making these fucking edits? They're sloppy, the grammar's off, and there's fucking white boxes eking out of the speech bubbles.
Does anyone have an archive of the originals? I can't help but feel the urge to make this shit right.
I just noticed this.
Yeah, who the fuck tells their roommates to keep their doors open. I actually prefer those doors shut. Its good to be friendly with your roommates, but at the end of the day "good fences make good neighbors"
But you can't sex anymore on HellMOO, and HateMOO is dead...They're "still around" in the same sense as those empty packets of snack food that are "still around" your room, making you want more when you've checked the pantry three times already and know there's not a single thing left.
>No reaction from regular Catwoman or Batman
>Redrawn versions of Batman and Catwoman make me pop a boner
>To make it worse, it was drawn by an SJW for "internet politics"
Fuck my taste in men is awful
Have you tried? You really can't anymore, fucking people will result in you being hunted down and pestered/killed. What started as a harmless joke about "sexhavers" turned into this whole cancerous attitude that sex=bad mmkay, even though you can still skullfuck a baby.
What's that thing about people taking ironic shitposting seriously and then copying it, unironically? Yeah, that.
I mean, occasionally, but I've never had to deal with any issues.
I also don't understand the "kill sexhavers" shit either, just seems like RP gone too far.
But you can still have plenty of sex in secret, just no more all-day orgies in the goo fountain.
Well last time I went to have sex in private it was like some sting operation or some shit, a couple guys knew exactly where we were, tramped in and just killed me outright (of course after I'd stripped everything off so I died in one hit). That was after it took me ages to find anyone to fuck in the first place, since this attitude has driven away all of the ERPers. Never went back.
Is that fucking Batman with a gun
>there are people on this thread that doesn't know the Kaiji Uno-arc
bunch of underage all of you
KAIJI GETS REVERSED! HE DOESNT HAVE ANY MORE REDS AND HAS TO TRUST IN THE DECK. EVERY CARD IN HIS HAND IS A STEP TOWARDS DEATH! :^I
That was more decent than i expected.
Eh, I don't want to be secretive. The main thing I loved about HellMOO was walking around like a slut and getting treated like a slut. Groped and fucked in public against my will, all that delicious stuff.
I played both sides of the game, there's no reason I shouldn't be able to ERP in a game which wholly supports it just because of some insecure manchildren. Besides, this >>263591225
Wait, you're telling me this porn game has a group of moralfag vigilante players going around killing anyone who has sex?
That's pretty hilarious. And awesome.
there was a Kaiji Jenga Arc even
JENGA! JENGA! JENGA!
"NOOOOOOOO!" Screamed Kaiji. It was all over. He was crushed beneath that fatal block that he forgot to take care of. His plan of forcing it onto his opponent failed and came back around to destroy him.
"I failed." Sobbed Kaiji.
"It's not that your plan failed" replied Akagi. "It was a good plan. Excellent, in fact. The only flaw is that you didn't take enough risk. If your draws aren't bold enough, you won't be able to force your oppnent into a corner".
"If you want to classify tye types of blocks in Jenga, there are safe blocks and dangerous blocks. But in reality, it's not that simple. Sometimes you can't tell if a loose block will compromise the structure too much. These blocks are "noise". So what I did was lightly bumped the tower and noticed it's directional tendency. The points at which the weight were being distributed while it swayed. I then took the riskiest block that would not result in collapse."
"But that's insane!" exclaimed Kaiji. "If you made the slightest mistake in judging the structural integrity, the entire thing would have fallen! You would have died"
"Exactly" replied Akagi. "And that insanity is precisely what won me the game. Each time I bumped the structure to test where the riskiest block I could possibly take was, it compromised the structure slightly, making it that much harder on you. You took safe block after safe block, trying to force the block of death on me. But what you failed to realize is I was prepared for death with every draw."
"So you see, you'll only survive if you die, Kaiji-san. Let's go again, double or nothing."
It was funny when it was still treated as a joke and nobody got killed for doing something the game supports. Now it's just old and taken far too serious, and they hardly act like moral vigilantes. They're happy to go around slaughtering people and creatures 'cause violence is a-ok, but catch you fucking and they go full shitpost mode.
>Groped and fucked in public against my will, all that delicious stuff.
Wait a minute.
My player sense is tingling.
>hating based ronnie
>It's like CoC without all the furry shit
I know all he wants is to draw hot chicks, but my suspension of disbelief always comes in the way and remind me how fucking retarded it is to just assume all those women dress like this without attracting the least bit of attention.
>implying humans aren't mostly water
Also, why is she talking about serving the Flesh God and harboring the souls of those sacrificed to him within her body like she's talking about her college major?
>He doesn't fuck his mom at the end.
What a shit comic.
This definitely needs an edit where the woman's committed suicide after the 8 consecutive panels of his words eating the page.
They just attract the wrong type of attention
>not living in a place full of hookers
oh my God I hate Nevada so much holy shit I wish all these sticky prostitutes would go to fucking California to be with their own kind.
The other thing I cannot handle is how this beta of a mancarpet doesn't at least attempt to tap that and how oblivious she is to the effect she's having on her roommate.
I mean, I understand this guy's supposed to be some kind of fucking ballsless virgin, BUT WHAT THE FUCK IS HE DOING?
PErsonally, even if I couldn't find the balls to tryna fuck her, I'D have a discussion with her about at least trying to be a little bit less arousing in general while walking around the fucking apartment, this girl is a fucking cocktease.
Her new artstyle.
I don't get the joke though.
At first it was bleh with the mediocre artwork. Then it came the eldrich abomination with those shitty disgusting mouths. Now it's just pain fucking stupid.
I'll stick to The Gray Garden for my lesbians, thank you very much
I've never bothered reading the whole thing. Mostly because it portrays sexual abuse in no way close to the reality, but instead relies on trying to suckerpunch the reader as hard as it can. So much so to the point where it's comical and loses all credibility.
I went looking on /a/'s archive for this, and the only posts that used 'femaleorgasm' as the file name are all in july, two years apart. It's bizarre.
I've read all of this, and it being in comic format adds nothing. Bozo should've just written a short story.
Read every Clarissa comic.
It portrays sexual abuse pretty well. The girl is too scared to talk about it with her teacher, her family pretends it doesn't happen, and Clarissa feels like she's being a bad child when she doesn't pretend it isn't happening either.
Clarissa doesn't feel like there's anything or anyone who can help her, she feels so helpless that even her own imagination wont help her.
Welcome to sexual child abuse.
But it doesn't get me off unless it looks like she's having a heart attack.
I know sexual abuse is fucked up. I don't need a stuffed animal to come to life like fucking Toy Story to feel bad about it. It's really saturated and bloated with this "suckerpunch" tactic bullshit that again, takes away from the actual gravity of child abuse. I like what it tries to do. But it's just retarded.
It didn't actually come to life. You missed the point. The point is, her mother knows about the abuse, and keeps buying her toys as a fucked up way to try to comfort/apologize. But in the end she still keeps getting abused. The toy didn't actually jump out the window, she threw it out, along with all the others, because it was a reminder of how fucking awful both her parents are.
That's right Snake! A lewd edit is when an image has been modified to become more sexual
>This is actually a really common thing in Latin America.
Not sure why she's freaking out if she lives there.
Her dad fucks her. There, I just saved you from ever having to read said comic again, her dad fucks her and her family doesn't care.
That's the premise, that's EVERY plot, and that's why it's a shitty comic.
She's interested in serial killers but I don't remember the comic stating her dad is one.
Whenever I'm going to be meeting someone who intimidates me, I make sure to fondle my dick and balls right before meeting them, so when I shake their hands, I gain confidence knowing that they have essentially touched my nuts.
Moon Over June is interesting.
It's the only webcomic I'm aware of where the artwork got WORSE over time.
>Tfw I'm slightly aroused by Clarissa and that other long ass black background text with the girl getting raped
Off to go kill myself.
>Hmmm... But where on this base can I find a lewd edit?
This person seems like an absolute fucking joy to be around
>Wonder woman ISN'T A POPULAR COMIC! YOU SHOULD MAKE IT POPULAR IT IS YOUR FAULT MEN (COMIC FANS) DON'T BUY THOSE
>Batman is... somehow a representation of corporations and evil? Does he not understand that Batman's wealth is basically his superpower?
>I actually like the superman one, I fucking hate superman as "Better than you-guy"
I SAW IT WITH MY OWN TWO EYES
And I probably saved it too. Just can't remember what I named it
>just more in the goofy and wacky direction instead of pretending to be fap material in any way.
So, just like Oglaf?
>universally hated by /v/
Nigga what the fuck, I will cut you.
If an Alliance member hears LOL said in Orcish it is translated to "KEK"
Ronnie himself has admitted Agrias isn't real.
Obviously! Can't you see his little pink dick?
Didn't read but care enough to post.
I still have a lot of the old books, particularly the ones with snowmen along with the anthology.
Fuck this shit makes my cringe. Seriously why do "gamer" comics always think referencing games makes their comic funny? Can't they bother to make jokes originally about a game?
here's the edit you newfriends. Must be hard to not see edited content on Reddit. OH WAIT.
>The series that only gets better when you go back and reread it
Seriously, just like animaniacs, some of the topics in calvin and hobbes were over my heads. I reread a couple comics a few weeks ago and one was brilliant.
It was after calvin's house had gotten robbed while they were out of town and his parents are talking in bed.
"When I was a kid I believed that my parents knew everything and that when I got older, I would too"
"I never knew how much of it I'd actually be adlibbing"
>But redditors such as yourself would have no idea about that since most of your content is ripped off edits.
Come on, I love the comic, and I dislike Reddit as much as the next guy, but the original comic there is pretty much entirely traces from anime, manga, and those Doom comics.
The only original drawings in there are the "vagina" and the school gate.
It was made in a LOL thread and became a staple for a period.
>Batman is "inarguably the worst person in history" because he has money that he doesn't give away.
>Ignoring that canonically Bruce Wayne started like 20 charities and is very politically active, viewed as a beloved philanthropist
Fuck this self-righteous cunt.