Anyone is up for some motherfucking ULTIMA ONLINE?
- 1997's HIGH FIDELITY GRAPHIC TECHNOLOGY
- NO FUCKING LEVELS. You can be ANYTHING™
- FREE. EA doesn't give a fuck about freeshards
- This one freeshard I'm playing at is AWESOME. Lots of custom shit. CUSTOM BRED DRAGONS? YES. Raffles? YES. POKER? OF FUCKING COURSE. BIO ENGINEERING, GOLEM TINKERING, CUSTOM HOUSING, MAGIC WEAPONS, CRAFTING EXPANDED
- No grinding. Freeshard lets you start with a 700 skill ball, you assign the points to whatever you want and you're set to go.
- CUSTOM HOUSING. Find an empty plot on the world, put your house, build it however you want.
- WE CAN HAVE OUR OWN GUILD, SMALL TOWN AND SHIT.
- I'm sorry, did I tell you you can tame any wild animal and make it fight for experience and levels? What's that? You don't want an army of killer cows? How fucking dumb are you?
http://uoevolution.com/?page_id=86 (first item)
Also download the one that says "Razor"
THEN JOIN OUR STEAM GROUP
Download Razor, launch it, and on the "server" field, put:
Enable "patch encryption", hit SET AS DEFAULT, and start the game.
Then, put any username and password and your account will be created.
Make an "advanced" char, and set it up like the image:
Then, choose any town (you'll always start in Brit anyway) and get into the world.
TODAY IN UO ADVENTURES:
Rai decides to visit Tokuno and get slaughtered by the entire Japanese mythology fauna. Marlon thinks we're leading him to our new house and follows us just to get lost and torn apart by demon foxes.
Our house is looking better.
Regardless, Rai still looks like a faggot.
DON'T YOU MEAN DILDRAGON?
SHITTING ON AN ETTIN'S CORPSE?
How hard is to make a house and live in da woods?
I just want to chill crafting shit insde my house and go to the city and sell more shit.
Also what do you mean about 700 skill ball? Can i be good at what i want from the get go?
Yeah they kinda took some... liberties with the models.
As in levelling skills unattended? Hard to explain. Join the Steam group
If you mean just make commands, then you use Razor. There's a "macros" tab where you can make yours. You can record an action and then play it back, and add pauses and stuff inbetween
>How hard is to make a house and live in da woods?
Pretty easy. You can have your own comfy place, craft from the comfort of your fireplace and then put stuff on vendors so they sell to players.
Only if you find a good place to put your house, of course. Else you'll have to resort to selling your stuff at banks and other crowds
Shit, i might try it then, i always get overhalmed by all the shit this game has.
I am too casual for this shit, i blame Tibia for it, never got money as a kid to try UO at the time.
Like i dont know what to do, i will try it out but i know i am going to be like
>This is what freedom looks like....hoooolllyyyy ssshiiiiitttt
and then quit cause i have way too much freedom
well that feeling is the best. It's kinda shitty when UO loses the magic because you already know everything
Just put a goal for yourself and ask away in the Steam group chat, we can help ya
A STRANGER AT OUR FORTRESS?
WHEN ASKED FOR HIS NAME AND REASON, HE ONLY DARED SPEAK: "egg"
WHAT THE FUCK? He's criminal because he's inside our house but the dragon can't attack him.
Alright change of plans. we're letting him have the house or fucking whatever, this is creepy
HE'S BACK OUTSIDE. We're trying to lock him out but no dice
HE SAYS HE DESERVES LIVING WITH US BECAUSE HE PAYS RENT
fucking Rai just accepted his money without asking why he was giving us random gold
NOW WE'RE STUCK WITH A CREEPY PSYCHIC GARGOYLE LIVING IN OUR HOUSE
I played this for a year back when it was released, and had sporadic, short returns to the game over the next few years. It wasn't the same, so I tried a free shard and... well, it's pointless. Half the fun of the game back in the day was the fact that it was a completely new concept, with a bunch of people running around who had no fucking clue what they were doing. It was an adventure, exploring something new for the first time.
The free shards are populated with people who've played this shit for over a decade, and there aren't new or moderately skilled players. The very thing that made UO good is dead. It's just a hardcore grind and constant pvp.
Welp, it seems like Rai removed him from the allowed people list. I was hiding inside the house and I just saw him fucking waltz in like nothing and disappear upstairs. Seems like he logged out inside our house
maybe we should fill the second floor with monsters and just keep him there.
Fascinating. How is most of your time in this game spent?
After trying multiple things like burning the house down
note: houses do not burn down
..We hatched a cunning plan to just fucking trap him inside the house between boxes.
so now we have a pet gargoyle player inside the house
some other /v/ guy joined us and is visiting the house ATM. seems like gargoyle guy is trying to persuade him to free him
THE PLOT TICKENS.
THE FUCKER DOESN'T KNOW I'M HIDDEN RIGHT NEXT TO HIM LISTENING
I wish this shit was made up hahahaha
Poor hecle doesn't even know what the fuck is going on, but he somehow let the monster free.
Rai is gonna fuck him up
that depends heavily.
>tfw so many people don't know the wonder that is UO
>don't hope for a modern game that recaptures all the glory
>know wowclones are shit but don't know what they're looking for