English commercials for smash are out. Just your usual extra cheesy NoA commercial
>that guy who screams and expands dong
I need gifs and webms of that right now, holy shit.
So wait, if you have a 3DS, you can morph into a Smash character ala Super Sentai/Power Rangers?
Shieeet need to get a 3DS
That kid on the bus can't act to save his own life holy shit.
Of fucking course the girl won, that's how it goes in EVERY commercial advertising a game or toy or whatever the fuck.
Damnit my sides, that big dude screaming like a dumbass and then expanding his dong was great.
I don't even care that the Doc Louis isn't fat, funny trailer.
>the girl wins because she's a girl
Oh I get it, girls don't play games.
When will they make a commercial that references the plane scene?
All they had to do was remake this, it's the most sophisticated commercial ever created by humans.
> be on the bus
> some snot-nosed kids yells at some guy that he wants his seat
> rip of his clothes and pulls out a 3DS turning into so animu-esq faggot
> guy starts yelling with his 3DS and waitwhat
> HOLY SHIT HE'S FUCKING DONKEY KONG
> they start to beat the shit out of each other
> get the fuck off at the next stop
fucking public transit
I think the commercials still deliver on the message. Smash was always our way of settling small disputes. Nintendo knows this and are using that line to realy pitch it towards melee player
Really? I never used it to settle anything. I just play with people when we want to kick the shit out of each other.
Then again the skill gap between my friends has always been at its largest when it comes to smash.
>you'll never summon your favorite smash bros character by posing like them
>black woman in the back of the bus
Someone scan those barcodes so that we can make a smaller reference image,
>get N or get out
Man they should bring that back
>That dude at the end of the hallway who's confused, terrified and extremely aroused.
>On my way to claim NEET benefits on the bus.
>Playing on my limited edition yoshi XL signed by hitachi bosch, designer of nippon adventure pantsu 6: this time is semenal
>We stop and some new passengers board before tipping the bus driver.
>Some girl with her parents sit down in front of me and give me a strange room.
>Girl's backpack has I <3 Isabella patch sewn on it.
>Literally can't handle this.
>Stand up and scream "LETS SETTLE THIS IN SMASH", girl is visibly confused and parents look worried.
>Clomp over to her and scream it again in case she didn't understand I meant her personally.
>She's sweating profusely at this point.
>Play smash in prison now.
Too violent for today's world.
>WHY DON'T THEY JUST NEVER TRY ANYTHING ORIGINAL JUST STICK TO THE FORMULA
and when they do:
>WOW NINTENDO ALWAYS JUST COPYING THE PAST LIKE WHAT JUST MAKE SOMETHING NEW FOR ONCE.
Nintendofags will defend this.
Japan did them better
Nintendo is just a company that can't win. Even they've accepted it. No matter what they do, someone will be mad at something so they've moved to just trying to make the largest market they can happy so at least less people will be mad at them.
The Little Mac one was fucking great
>nintendo will never make non campy kiddie commercials for games
feels bad man
I think they're running dangerously close to the ground with the DS brand, name-wise.
DS, DS lite, DSi, DSi XL
3DS, 3DS XL, 2DS, New 3DS
Where do they go from there for a new system that isn't going to massively confuse everyone like the Wii U did?
I don't remember seeing this commercial on TV. I still think the original smash commercial was the best.
>rl mascots of the characters all fighting
>to the tune of a song about love and being happy
Nintendo's had some strange commercials since the beginning.
>commercials awlays show young kids with their hip nintendo consoles and games
>the reality is that most nintendo fans are 25++ manchildren
Why is nintendo so out of touch? They're not appealing to kids. Kids like to use facebook and their phones nowadays
One of the enemies from Gyromite, I assume.
is it me, or is the nigger woman in the back of the bus this woman too?
Nobody posted the best commercial yet
Step up folks
They match perfectly, in fact scanning the ones I generated says that the Miis are exactly the same.
I only remade the QR codes so they would fit the format.
>Robin doesn't have "NOW THAT'S STRATEGY" as an English taunt
You had ONE JOB, NoA
>Settle it in smash
WE YUGIOH NOW
WHEN ARE WE GOING DUEL FOR SOULS AND RARE AIMIBOS?
I like the last commercial, the first two were awful
>Out 3rd October
U fucking wot? All this time with day/month/year shitposting I thought that when said aloud that europoors still said it month/day/year.
Does anyone know if Mario Bros stage is coming back? I've been playing Brawl a lot with my friends recently and we recently discovered that you can pick up the koopas and crabs and they've got retarded knockback.
Played several 5 stock and then a 99 stock, it was great.
Just saw the video of all the taunts, and unless a different palette swap has it, all they have is "Time to tip the scales!"
Which is good, but as far as taunting a defeated opponent goes, "NOW THAT'S STRATEGY" is waaaaay better.
Smash bros and motorcycles
sakurai already has his biking apparel
>He's round and full of ang-a
Back when it first came out I never really played that stage, and I've only been playing Brawl again recently because of Sm4sh coming out.
We got on it by random a week ago, and my friend hated it because he kept on running into them, and when he wanted to show off how bad it was to another friend, one of us picked them up on accident. Then we did nothing but that stage for 6 hours.
>and I've only been playing Brawl again recently because of Sm4sh coming out.
I hear that. I never got to grips with most of the Brawl characters to the extent I did with Melee.
I've been getting into them a lot more recently though and I've enjoyed it a lot more than I did when it came out.
>even the japanese box art had angry kirby
playtime's over, its time for freedom
>I don't think so
>Yfw casuals can no longer play smash bros cause they aren't fast enough
>everyone is going to play smash bros as a biker gang one day
>Racing each other for parts
How can I admire and be jelly of a guy at the same time.
... That's actually what Wonderful 101 could have been.
Never, DS was the last nintendo handheld that normalfags bought. The 3DS is only owned and played by betas. You won't see anyone say this aside from greasy, ugly baffoons who are the laughing stock of their respective regions/countries.
Then end with a three second shot of the below sitting at a picnic, watching the fighting group at the start of the spot.
To bad Don LaFontaine is gone :(
Do you even know what you're talking about?
All of these vids is why everyone makes fun of nintendo fans. They think of you as children. Nintendo thinks of you as children.
Agreed. I mean, I can appreciate Ninty's sense of humor, but I really wish they'd spent a bit more time actually showing the product. Everybody that's going to buy smash has likely played in the past. My 53-year-old mother who barely grasps the concept of different internet browsers knows what Smash is.
>that Kirby 64 commercial
>Not watching Akira
What a casual bet your favorite anime is SOA
I don't think the manga was even over when the movie was made
Only other anime movies I've seen with comparable animation quality was Macross Do You Remember Love and Redline
Why are Nintendo commercials so shit now? For fuck's sake, that was horrible.
There you go. Commercial works without stupid kid shit. Fuck you, Nintendo marketing team. No wonder the Wii U is selling like shit.
You do understand that Disney movies ARE for children, right? The only people who see them as adults have problems or are going because of their KIDS.
Please tell me you aren't going to the theaters to see shit like Frozen, alone, in your 20s+.
>Personally I think they're on par with the N64 smash commercial.
You honestly think a bunch of fake, under-paid actors compares to people in fucking costumes beating the shit out of each other?
>Brits make it a long "a" sound for some reason.
I didn't watch the trailer.It's probably because the actors are from the South, they over-pronounce everything. That's where the posh, snooty, tea-sipping Brit stereotype comes from.
Shit I just realized
a perfect name for the Wii U would have been Wii Too
and then on the commercials they could have had some snotty kid being like "i want to play" and then those fucking japs show up at the door and be like "Wii Too would like to play"
MONEY FOR NOTHIN' AND YOUR CHICKS FOR FREE
There needs to be an anime about nintendo characters being regular people in modern day Tokyo, with people like Bowser and Ganondorf being some evil type guys like Yakuza or typical eveil corporate business men and they all fight eachother by doing stands to awaken their true Nintendo powers.
Highly doubt that over half the male population looks like this.
I'd rather see ugly Miis than see the most generic pieces of shit ever.
>Nintendo is just a company that can't win.
Because they've existed for so long and gone through so many changes whith their fanbase either failing to adapt or adapting too quickly.