Cream the rabbit.
10/10 would engage in monogamous marriage and impregnate dozens of times, find the cure to aging, become immortal, and travel the universe with my massive interstellar family until the universe is consumed by heatdeath and we become extraplanar beings.
Anon-chan pls don't be mean to people
Anon-chan, what would you're waifu say aboYurit you bullying people?
LIGHTNING! YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL!
LIGHTNING! YOU ARE AMAZING!
LIGHTNING! I'M GOING TO MARRY YOOOOOU!
the bottom not the top
BUILT FOR SEX
I like you anon
>Actually wanting to seperate the silliest couple in vidya ever.
They deserve each other.
classic waifu incoming
This is so wrong on so many levels
I should not be this hard
God damn anon. How can I fap to poyo now?
Anon you're such a liar.
This is the last one I have with DDD though.
Hard working, yet dependent, and cute as a button.
Can't find a reason not to.
>Not heavy petting your friends for goofs.
>Not kissing you friends on the mouth because you can.
>soon I'll be turning my own shit into gold!
>friend brings over his 6 year old daughter
>go to jail
Although I like to think of it less as "husband and wife" and more as "Mistress and slave".
>Torrent Waifu Simulator 2021
>Go to /v/'s WS2021 server pastebin
>Copy paste server info
>Anon has entered the game
>Stun the first Anon I encounter
>Get his HP to 1, shoot slows, debuffs, and more stuns
>take his companion and rape her
>ejaculate on downed Anon
>spray paint ur a faget on the floor where he cries and is trying to get up
>kill his companion and glitch her body so it falls through the floor
>cant ever get that character again
>log out and make myself delicious pizza rolls
The future is bright.
How do I know
I'm getting mixed signals here
I really like this character but I don't want to turn into an wapanese otaku waifu faggot like the guy in pic related
2D is better than 3D so it's perfectly fine to want to marry a vidya/anime girl.
Remember, no real girl will ever be able to be as perfect as your waifu.
She will never be as pretty, or as pure, or as fascinating.
You don't know wapanese otaku if you think that is crazy. There is another guy who likes that exact character who has like $15,000 worth of her merchandise. Here's an outdated pic.
But you should totalyl go for at least a couple figurines and a poster. Indulge yourself in fun you socially inept self-conscious nigger faggot.
>Remember, no real girl will ever be able to be as perfect as your waifu.
>She will never be as pretty, or as pure, or as fascinating.
I've already married Kat. Our wedding was last year, none of you guys came ;~;
Who gives a fucking shitfuck. If you have the money sitting around and you like cute girl video games then do it.
You are gonna be rocking the 'ol chair as an old man going "Man, I should have been a bigger faggot. That would have been fun".
Kill your parents.
Who cares what happens?
Nigga you don't know how much I envy you, my waifu has no merchandise whatsoever. If she did, I wouldn't hesitate to acquire it all in a heartbeat. Be happy you have a mainstream waifu with lots of merchandise to surround yourself with faggot.
Too many to name them all.
For now I'll go with Ashley
Can I marry a guy or is that against the rules?
Second choice is Haruka from Senran Kagura.
Understandable. Not many people love maces like I do. Queen is still rad.
>not marrying Prescilla-Chan
Imagine getting to stroke that fluffy tail everyday
More like cyber buddy. He doesn't even know her, she's just some whore he met on a dating site who lives in a different country as him. Truly a piece of shit, to abandon his waifu for a real girl who he will never even touch.
It's on the /a/ archives but I won't bother digging it up.
That is, assuming you guys are talking about him. I don't know of other Hibikifags beside him
Wow what an enormous faggot. He should have just kept posting his collection images and then shut the fuck up about it instead of blogging.
>tripfags being awful posters
As expected of tripfags
Why don't you post it then?
Hi Vanessa fag. Been a while we haven't see you.
Really? I try to post in these threads at least once every day.
Feel bad about what? You are on 4chan and despite its sea of cancer and retardation, there are still real waifufags who are devoted and are having amusing fantasy lives. Because it's fun. What is there to lose and feel bad about.
Enjoy the fun of having a waifu. It's the best feel ever. As many anons said before 3D can't and never will match 2D. Just be sure to not take the waifu faggotry too seriously and neglect your life. Dedication and fanatism are 2 different things.
not sure why i liked sheena so much
aside from her tits
I would if I could, but the game won't let me.
Got me when I was 6. I won't be changing easily.
>I think I love this character and I want to marry her
>but I don't want to turn into an wapanese otaku waifu faggot like the guy in pic related
You best start believing in ghost stories anon
You're in one
Hmmm, graceful, acrobatic, can summon cool creatures, is a ninja, what's not to like.
Those tits are just the icing on the cake. She was a Senran before Senran Kagura was a thing.