>Your average North Korean citizen will most likely never play Super Smash Brothers for the 3DS and WiiU
>tfw death is no longer scary
>every waking minute I fear I will be fucking someone who is not black, man or woman
>somehow i never had this fear before
>Get on subway this morning for work
>Every person who moves behind me is a potential assassin
>Every step I take could result in a fatal fall
>Billboards are looking mighty fragile today
>Is that rain? Oh god, I'm going to be struck by lightning
And that's my I'm sitting here in my sterile hazmat/ bearsuit, browsing /v/ from behind 50 proxies with a shotgun taped under my desk and a sharpened axe within reachable distance.
>there are people who will die waiting for Smash tonight
When I was driving home from work today there was a really bad car accident on the side of the road.
I saw a kid lying in the road and there was what looked like a 3DS next to him. He was probably so excited for Smash.