They're either weird creeps or intentionally trying to be epic.
>friends ask me if I prefer ass or tits
>I tell them I prefer ass
>They call me a closet faggot "because men have asses too" and everyone who prefers ass over tits is just in denial about being gay
That isn't how it fucking works
>hurr if you think she has a cute face then you must be gay because men have faces too
>if you like her hips/thighs you must be gay because men have those too
>if you like tits you must be in to fat men because fat men have tits too
>if you stick your penis in a vagina then you would probably stick your dick in anything
>if you eat pussy you would probably put your mouth on anything
The only closet fags are your "friends"
Move butt to below boobs and, unless you like massive bubble butts, you have the objectively correct opinion. If most anons on here bent over and took a photo of their behinds they'd probably have a bigger butt than Yukiko in OP's pic. Shapely butts are normal, flat Lightning-tier asses are abnormal and basically count as negative points.
My point is that basically a nice ass is a given anyway, and not a huge deal like people here have recently made it out to be. It's not really a "priority" because of this.
Why is this board even worksafe anymore?
But that's where poop comes from.
The idea of eating a girls ass is much nicer than doing it. I figured it would basically taste like nothing / skin. It's very musky, and no it wasn't just cause the girls I've done it too were unclean. I've never had a girl let me do it to her without her taking a shower IMMEDIATELY before hand.
It's still better than eating pussy.
Anyone ever rip a huge fart after shaving 'round the hole. It's like some crispy HD farts. But one time it was like clapping to hard and it hurt from how much force I expelled.
Depraved fetishist here.
The nyou sites are the worst. They're underage brony magnets, as well as attracting the horrible artists from dA. Gurochan and pixiv are the only real options.
>are you an ass mans or a tits man
I played D4 today at a friend's house. There's a part where you get trapped in a storage area with this hot flight attendant girl, and if you're not careful, you can accidentally slap her ass. She gets mad and kicks you, and you lose health.
There was also this cat girl with a really tight leotard.
I'm replaying on golden and the game was a breeze up until Mitsuo. Then I stopped playing for a couple months.
I got past him by using all of my high damaging items and sheer luck. I seriously scraped by him.
And yeah, it's just gonna be shitty to go back to finding a King Frost.
Thank you. this could have been a nice butt thread but people had to go and respond to the normalfags. its a damn shame
Didn't have a good party & had okay personas.
I tried 10 different attempts at the true final boss in vanilla and can't beat it :( ran out of money for healing items.
Mitsuo with causing exhaustion is a bitch when you don't have a lot of SP items.
>talk to her a bit
>she's really nice but doesn't get i'm into her
>friends tell me she'd be a pretty good match for me
>my friends' friend had a thing with her and he said she was really into butt stuff
i need to make this work man
so now that all autistic fetish arguing is gone now, is this just a normal vidya ass thread
Fuck off. We just got over this. Go to /pol/ if you want to talk about how degenerate fetishists are, go to nyou booru or whatever if you want to talk about your fetish with like minded peers.
stop getting so damn defensive over harmless shit and post ass
Calm down dude. It's clearly you with the problems if you can't tolerate the greatest fetish of all time. You know who else agreed with me? Mozart? James Joyce? You're just
Ass is for true gentlemen. Way back when man crawled on 4 legs, we saw ass. That was the only thing we could see and it was glorious, but ass man evolved and we learned to walk on 2 feet, we suddenly were introduced to boobs, a substitute for the asses we once knew. That is why boobs are nothing more than Fake Asses, and if I had a choice between the original and the copy, I would choose the original every day of the god damn week!
>implying you wouldn't want Filia to sit her plump ass on your face
I want to bury my face in this booty.
Why doesn't 4chan allow scat? Why is tentacle dick rape and lolicon (which is actually illegal in some western countries) allowed but scat isn't? How can discussing pedophilia, guro, doxxing, etc, ALL be allowed but the mention of girl's shit is an insta-ban? Why do mods and janitors abuse "quality of posting" bans when the posts they're banning are both serious and rule abiding? Lol?
Get the fuck out. No one posted any farting, scat here dumbass.
Not that guy, but since we're sharing. I'm into drunks. And by which I mean I'm ONLY into drunk people. Won't even talk to a sober chick regardless of how they look.
Still an ass man though
I want to suffocate under Squiggly's ass
I don't know why I'm into farts. I suppose I like the smell and sound of it. I like the humiliation aspect of being smothered by them. I also like the hidden appeal and unladylike quality. I am also aroused by women on the toilet, because it's the time when they're most private, but I'm not into hard scat like smearing and eating, that's gross.
i like looking at ass.
i even like touching (bare) ass.
but that's as far as I'm willing to go.
when you start talking about the inner workings of the anus, how clean it is (or isn't) and how to best pleasure it, my dick goes....____
Life comes from the breast, in the form of milk.
Only death comes from the ass.
It's okay to be a little Gothic, so long as you don't actually kill yourself, or others.
Pic related, how i feel about eating ass becoming more mainstream.
Which vidya girl ass would play with like a bongo drum /v/?
For me, Midna.