I think fireball-spamming Mariofags and security pistol-spamming Zamusfags need to be added to this list.
>100% win rate for glory
>45 matches played
>All Bowser suicide
God being a faggot is so rewarding
Everyone you're getting your ass beat online by have been playing the series for years competitively, take that into consideration.
The only way to actually git gud at the game is to spend years with it yourself, as well has having a sparing buddy and an absolute main.
How about motherfucking DODGE SPAMMING KIRBYFAGS
Mother of god I have never fought anything less fun. I still kicked their asses but jesus shit what is wrong with people?
ZSS fag here. Has anyone noticed Luigi is like secretly good? His side smash is pretty quick, he has good moves to rebound, and his tornado seems better than mario. Not to mention his running move is multi hit which is always nice.
I hate this character and everyone that plays him
>yfw no one picks your main in 1v1.
I've never seen Pac-Man, R.O.B. and Villager yet, which is good for me. I hate mirror matches.
i have trouble doing his fsmash on demand without a c stick so i haven't been using him to his full potential, but he's pretty good besides his absolutely trash verticle recovery
who thought that luigi shouldn't be able to jump at sakurai's studio?
Yoshi is annoying as fuck
but he takes skill to play well so you can't complain when you fight a good one, just gotta deal with it.
Mac and DHD are just shitters, Macs only need like 4 abilites and DHD just camps like a fag (I know thats his playstyle, its still gay as hell).
Luckily DHD isnt really that good and people will eventually stop playing him. Mac on the other hand will be a stigma on the 1v1 for the games lifetime.
>Not just gimping mac by sitting at the ledge and tossing him, smacking him when he jumps, and then watch him fall because he's got zero recovery
Stop being such a shitter who can't think outside of your rushdown box
>play against FE character
Every fuckin time, you guys are infinitely faster than DK, stop playing like babies
so I'm playing one of the most difficult to use characters in the game but she still get lumped in with the easy mode online characters. Great, I should just put a gun to my mouth right now.
I haven't really played sonic with robin yet. For mac, I just plant a arcfire on the ground or when they run up. Arcfire works great in almost any scenario halting opponents in their tracks. The only advice I have for greninja is to watch his shadow move along the ground to predict where he will pop up if he is going to use his side b.
It's a shame you can't play 4 man smash for even a fucking second without a connection error. It would seriously help deal with having an inherent disadvantaged matchup from the onset. Playing 4 man smash would be cool if I could get into a game with people that had a decent connection.
nah man, you're cool. I think OP meant Dark Pit players.
>Rolling from corner to corner of the stage to spam arrows
>ELECTRO SHOCK non stop at high percentages
>Being a shitty character in general
>people camping with DHD
You only camp if the person you're playing against is a shitlord who can't deal with it. Easy percentage -> easy kills
The moment someone shows that shit won't work against them it's much better to go on the offensive with the can, aerials, and smash attacks
I can't wait until the community realizes how good Wii Fit trainer is/how much trolling potential that character has.
either way I'm staying off the online until the patches come
All I fight is Shiek, Greninja and Lucina, all the time. I must have fought like 7 Shieks today.
I'd rather fight something like a Pac-Man or Duck Hunt. At least those are interesting matchups and make you think on your feet. Every single Shiek or Greninja does the same predictable shit.
>That glorious moment when you KO people with their own shit.
I need to work on my air game though.
doing the same with palutena is even better
So did Little Mac mains learn to avoid 1v1 FG matches? There's actually articles and shit about how they're "ruining" Smash but I've yet to run into a single Mac outside of For Fun, and they tend to get their shit wrecked there.
>ever patching a game unless it's severely broken
They consider games a product, not a service.
Although given how interested they seem in milking this competitive gaming craze they might follow the money and assign a team to balance the game
I don't get the Palutena complaints. The ones I've played have all been somewhat competent, surprisingly. They use jab to set up grabs and Up Smash and know how to play her to an extent.
It's not vital by any stretch, but it doesn't hurt to charge it up. I think it's helped me get maybe two KOs in fifty matches.
Honestly I should probably just switch to Dr. Mario and his old down-B at some point.
I see nothing but R.O.Bs and Villagers. Both are easily predictable and horridly spammy.
>Tfw reflect a Lloid Rocket and they pocket it. Then they launch two at once.
Push people away who are attempting to recover
Repositioning someone if moving at that moment would be disadvantageous or predictable, such as at the edge
Give it a try, it's a lot better than in Brawl and I don't think people give it enough credit since it was so bad in that game
>Main R.O.B. in brawl
>ALWAYS get people talk shit because no one likes hom
>he plays a little different in smash 4
>everyone online uses him and sucks ass with it to boot
>start using Dark Pit solely because I read a poll that said he was the least liked character
>1 on 1 for glory last night
>opponent and I are both randoming
>we both get da cunt
>start off the match by laugh taunting at each other
>I kick a can at him
>he kicks a can back
>I kick another
>he kicks another
>we spend the ENTIRE 5 minute match kicking cans at each other from opposite sides of the stage
>we continue kicking cans
>I manage to hit him with one
>I win the match
That was the best game of Smash Bros I have ever played and I saved a replay.
>opponent is Mario
>he wins the match by reflecting my phantom
Finding a random bro online is the best thing ever.
>Quit a bad match, guy's system was laggy as fug
>Start a new one, select muh main
>End up fighting a surprisingly good
>Five matches in a row of us back and forth, both of us essentially on the same skill level
>mf during the whole thing.
>Fight a Charizard spamming some side-B charge shit.
>Bait him to the edge then cape him.
>Charges off the side of the screen.
I tried Palutena today, she's fucking terrible. Most of her attacks have massive ending lag for no reason. All I could manage to do with her is abuse the range on the Staff and Wing attacks for spacing, and gimp with the long ass spinning n-air.
Why don't more people play Diddy?
He's fun as fuck, sure hes not as overpowered as Brawl or Project M. But in the state of dodge spamming and mac players. His monkey flip is a gift from a god.
I get a diamond dick when some fag is dodge spamming and i flip into and land the grab. Plus his taunts are perfect for beating those kinds of players
They did such a shit job picking her default special moves.
The roster didn't need more characters with reflect/counter moves. Why not give her something unique like Heavenly Light or something?
She's by far the most disappointing newcomer (aside from Dark Pit), just because of her default specials.
I've yet to fight a game and watch but I can see where he'd be an issue. I guess it's because I play For glory so much so the people I verse are one of the like 5 characters you see online
Yea fuck them, he's actually hard to use in comparison to other characters because he's extremely slippery, along with being oddly fast in air. The negatives are balanced out by how satisfying his moves feel to land.
Wreck your friends with a super jump punch or misfire and tell them to git gud.
He feels so different in this game and he takes some getting used to, but he's a damn machine.
>dat super jump punch
>dat new cyclone
I like fast characters, I usually played as Zero Suit samus because she can flip all over, but I also do greninja, peach, and sword mii.
The issue I always have with game and watch is he is great at range and I can never get close enough to land a hit on him.
Captain Falcon main here.
Why do there have to be so many fucking characters with a 'counter' move? I don't mind just grabbing you and throwing you in the trash, but I wish you'd just fight like a man.
Capt. is stupidly easy to use this time around, so I can't see many people not being good with him.
>Luigi's forward aerial
Fuck that thing. It's like a machine gun of karate rape.
you all know this lag-pause that sometimes happens in 1on1s?
After the pause the other guy often acts "weird", it's hard to explain, he doesn't seem to have that same determination on winning as before, he still moves and attacks but way less aggressively, less motivated
Is it just me or does the game replace disconnecters with bots whenever there's a short pause in a 1on1?
I main Dedede and I dont hear many complaints about him.
Personally, I think it's because not to many people know about his down throw.
His down throw is almost guaranteed to follow up with a N-air, F-air, Or U-air.
Also his Gordo toss sort of influenced.
By holding up, players can send their Gordo upwards with only a limited range. This is good for setting up for more grab shenanigans or for getting in a good forward smash.
Utilizing the gordo toss is key for Dedede to be OP.
I like to trick people and pretend I'm a bot until they lower their guard
space animals, dont laser unless G&W is off the ledge, all you're going to do is feed his bucket. You could lure him into using it and punish him before he can move again. Aside from that just bait out moves.
My hardest fights as G&W are fast characters with air games as well. Lil mac is easy but something like lucina or marth is tricky because their jabs outspeed mine.
Try to keep G&W in the air, the only worry is key (dair) and turtle (bair), dair can spike and bair can rack up percent and the last hit has a nasty knockback. the fair and nair arent as bad.
Yeah, if you notice you can go back to the select screen ASAP afterwards and the player won't be there. This happens after a d/c. It really sucks too. I've lost a lot of good bros with this.
RIP in pieces Cryaotic, you were a true bro ;_;
Yeah G&Ws ground smashes are really good, all you can really do is just try to bait them out and punish with a throw to get him in air so he'll only have weaker options. Just dont sit below him because he'll end up using dair to get back to ground faster or to spike you.